Remyboyhefty: thank God d clueless man and his illiterate wife can now have some rest now all the blames will nw leave hin and go to buhari. Hbd baba otuke
See who is calling someone else illiterate. NL boys no go kill person with laugh.
warriboy21: hey guz. my name is macutee..we had afrcian diasporan night in my school..valparaiso university..and was invited to perform. i have been singing in my uniben days before coming over ere in the US...what i did ,they liked it..and now im having more giggs..i just decided to share dis video with my felow nairalanders....i hope u like it too.
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Psychological terror is now the new BH bombs. I am sure the letters were written by some students who don't want to go to school anymore and only want to enjoy their self on Nairaland
You forgot to add 'blogger'. By this hilarious post you have just confirmed the saying that half education is a dangerous thing. Electrical engineer = electrician? Mechanical engineer= mechanic? Honestly you should be selling butter bread at motor park.
You can still be who you want to be!. Checkout the professions you can equally practice without studying it as course in the university.
1)BANKING : This profession is now flooded with workers who had graduated from courses not relating to banking profession. Imaging someone who had studied Yoruba or chemical engineering in the university but later got employed in a bank. This set of people only needed to be trained on some banking activities after they had been employed after which they are good to go.
2)TEACHING- It is very possible in Nigeria for someone who never studied education or any course relating to education emerging as a teacher.Regardless of the course you had studied, the point is- teaching can still be practiced by any graduate even without having an NCE or Degree in Education.
3)PHOTOGRAPHY- Do you know there is a course called photography? Tell me what are they studying in it? Even people who had only primary six certificate can do this job perfectly too.I don't see any reason me studying photography as a course before i can be a guru in it.
4)FARMING- I don't need to learn agriculture as a course in the university before i can own a farm. Anybody can easily be trained in this profession. There are books and handouts out there that can train you on fishery,snail rearing,pig farming etc or even on cultivation of crops. You could also find adequate answers to any question on farming you "Google search" online. Seminars on farming are also common where prospecting farmers are trained in farming. It can also be learned directly too from other farmers. This job can be practiced regardless of whether you are a doctor, lawyer,politician, or a banker. I know of a former president of this country, who owns a mega farm settlement despite the fact he never went to university not to talk of studying agriculture as a course.
5)DRAMA/FILM MAKING: an actor was once asked what he studied in the university and he replied "law". This answer made us to understand that anybody can become an actor,musician or artiste, irrespective of the course he or she had studied. You might have observed that hardly would you see any actor or musician in Nigeria who studied drama or music right back in school.Some of them are graduates of Law, medicine, accounting etc The 'funniest' thing is that those people may even come out better than people who had studied it as a course.
6)CHEMISTRY/INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY- Let me ask you a question. Is Aliko Dangote a graduate of industrial chemistry or chemistry? Of course not.But today he is a proud owner of a multi-billion dollar company in Nigeria that has provided jobs to many Nigerians. Other industries are also coming up in Nigeria today ranging from plastic industry to pure water industry, food,cream,rubber,biscuit,cements,sugar,salt industries and so on. The works performed in those industries can easily be learned from a specialist over a short period of time mostly from someone who had knowledge in chemistry or chemical engineering. You would no longer require the presence of such specialist after you had grabbed and finished up with those training. Meaning, you become a sole proprietor of those works and even train and employ others on it. So regardless of the course you had studied in the university, you too can learn the practical aspect of chemistry too and establish your own industry too. Thank God we have a lot of seminars that are been organized to teach people on how to make soap, nylon, asbestos etc. And from there you can be a millionaire and a proud owner of your own industry without having a certificate in chemistry
7)ICT PROFESSION- Some ICT companies now make huge money training people on computing, web designing, programming etc. The larger percentage of those attending such trainings and seminars are mostly computer illiterates. Certificates may even be handed over to them at the end of the training. This means that a computer- illiterate who had no knowledge in computing before would now turn to an expert making money through ICT and even training others without passing through the corridor of the department of computer science
8_ ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING- If you ask someone to get you an electrician to help you fix the wiring cables in your new house, don't be surprised if you see an o'level certificate holder at your door step ready to do the job.And this set of people would do this job perfectly and to your amazement. You now wonder if someone who had only o'level or even no education could be so perfect in fixing any damage to any appliance how much more a graduate who probably might have read courses like accounting, English etc and courses who had no link to science or electricity. If an illiterate or semi illiterate could be so perfect in it after learning about electricity, it means you can grab and understand such job perfectly too after learning it. Even though you never attended technical college nor learned about electricity or electronic in the university. I know of people who are civil servants and who also ventures in this job as a second-hand or part time profession .
9)MECHANICAL ENGINEERING- This is even worst!! Many people who work as a 'Radionic', car mechanic,generator repairer etc are mostly not graduate of this course. This job can easily be learned directly without holding a pen from the workers of such job who are mostly either illiterate or semi illiterates. Okay, tell me - is that mechanic near your house or that man who often fix your generator for you a graduate?. I'm sure i would have 80% 'No' as answer. This means any person or graduate can do well in this job even without learning it as course in the university .
10)MASS COMMUNICATION- Learning mass communication as a course in a tertiary institution is a tremendous waste of time. A graduate of English language, linguistics,language or even any other course can still become a tv/radio presenter, newscaster, a programme anchor even without having a certificate in mass communication. written by http://MUYIWAOGUNNAIKE..com.ng/2015/09/professions-in-nigeria-you-dont-need-to.html
FriedPlantain: As I see the title of the thread 'Chichi shares picture of her unclad body in just panties', na so my dick begin dey rise like garri Ijebu, I sharperly rush go grab my vaseline.
sighting her first pishure just make me and my dick lose morale instanta. Which kind babe be this? See how all her body and her yansh strong kakaranka.
If this kind babe give you handjob/bl0wjob, your prick go hear weeeahn!
Friedplantain
Na lie. You want to tell me you still don't want to bury that your stiff prik inside tha hot wet muscular puzzy?
freecocoa: Here's the thing, an ex called me last week(my first boyfriend) to invite me to his wedding, the issue now is that I don't know if I should honour the invite, he said his wife insist he invites me(he didn't want to )I know he did love me and he was quite the model boyfriend then(he could pass for the types in mills$boons )and we have talked since the break up but I never thought he wouldn't invite me to his wedding, and now to call me to say his wife insists he invites me is kinda shocking/confusing, I always knew I would honour the invites I have the time to attend to,still I'm wondering if I should sit this one out, I partly want to go because it will be like a kind of reunion with old friends(even some who have to travel from very far for this) yet somehow, I feel like not going, he didn't sound happy to invite me, he was cold.
PDP disappoint Nigerians for good sixteen years at Central
So you want APC to also deceive and disappoint Nigerians for another 16 years too? How old will you be then? I am sure you have no children otherwise you won't be saying this.
So kangaroo courts or "tribunals" are the best way then? The man is not civilisable
natas22: The normal court will take ages to conclude on a case which at a point the parties involved in the case might even grow old before the judgement would be passed. If the system will be adopted fully instead only courts for corruption charges it will help to improve our legal system
If my sai buhari continue this way corruption will be a thing of the past. Even the corrupt judges are having sleepiness night knowing fully well that they might be probed on how they got some huge transfers to there bank accounts. It only man with qualities of God that can change this nation for good and my sai buhari is one of them.
metroparrot: [img]http://3.bp..com/-eOiy7xJM_H8/Vb5YLi52I4I/AAAAAAAB6Hg/Dj9tN1qVXx0/s1600/oba.png[/img] The traditional wedding ceremony between one of Ooni of Ife’s sons, Prince Adegbite Sijuade and media personality Dolapo Oni took place earlier today at Landmark Event centre in Victoria Island, but as guessed the monarch himself was absent. Though there are conflicting reports about if the monarch was still alive or not, but nothing was said about him at the traditional marriage.
What however was visible was the staff of office of the monarch which represented him all through the event. The man that held the staff also stood all through next to the prince and his bride. It was a celebrity studded party as people from all works of life attended.
jarkbauer: About 6 months ago my wife started refusing sex. In the last 6months we have had sex only 4 times. I asked her why and she told me her libido is dead. She doesn't feel like having sex. I am at loss. Any woman with this kind of problem. To help her, I asked if she has any fantasy we could fulfill just to spice our sex life and she told me she doesn't have any sexual fantasy.she hardly think about sex. That's why ask in another thread if women usually have sexual fantasy. We are married for 2 years and have 2 kids.
holufemy: Thinking of buying a used car? Some cars are not be considered, due to certain reason soon to be revealed. ConsumerReports.org published list of 20 cars to be avoided from the 2003 to 2012 models. This Articles lists 10 cars , others will be in the Part 2.
20. BMW 7-Series
Although this car is expensive, and a flagship car from the German auto maker BMW, it is known to have lots of issues over the years. The 2002-2003 model has so much issues, BMW had to call back some models. Some regions had to extend the warranty period to 7 years/100,000 miles as against 4years/50,000 miles. BMW 7 series is ranked among these categories Engine major Faults, Engine minor faults, Transmission major, Transmission minor.
19. BMW X-5 (Six Cylinders)
Also from the German auto-maker is the Six Cylinder 3.0i X-5 2003-2011 model. Its very unstable, even with the improvements in 2005, its still unstable. Its ranked worse in the following faults include: Engine Major, Engine Minor, Drive system, Climate Control, Power control, Audio System.
18.Chrysler PT Cruiser
It ranked worse in Engine Major, Engine Minor, Engine Cooling, Transmission Major (though this was improved in 04-06), Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, Climate System, Suspension, and Squeaks and Rattles faults. PT cruiser also has a loud cabin.
17. Chevrolet Uplander
it ranked worse in Transmission Minor, Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, Climate System, Suspension, Brakes, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Power Equipment faults.
16. Chrysler Town & Country
Town & Country's Engine Cooling, Climate System, Suspension, Brakes, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Power Equipment are not reliable. Though its fair in handling, braking, fuel economy, and fit and finish.
15. Dodge Caravan and Grand Caravan
Caravan is very popular, yet it has issues similar to that of Chrysler Town & Country.
14. Dodge Journey
The Journey had a bit unsettling ride and its handling lacked agility in Consumer Reports’ testing. Major issues were in its Drive System, Electrical System, Suspension, Brakes, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Audio System.
13. Dodge Ram 2500(Diesel) Common problems with the turbo diesel model were mostly in the Drive System and Fuel System. Some years suffered from worse rankings in Engine Cooling, Climate System, Suspension, Exhaust, and Body Hardware.
12. Ford Explorer (V6 4WD)
Consumer Reports found the V6 Explorer’s power plant to be crude and noisy while the 2006 redesign didn’t help to improve the SUV’s fit and finish. Handling lacked agility while the ride remained stiff. Improvements were made with the 2011 model, when the Explorer moved to the Flex’s platform, helping it give a comfier ride with a well-finished interior. As for reliability, older models suffered from Transmission Major, Transmission Minor, Drive System, Suspension, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and more recently, Audio System issues.
11. Ford F250 (Diesel)
The turbo diesel Ford F-250 was ranked worse in several categories, including Engine Major, Engine Minor, Engine Cooling, Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, and the exhaust had issues in 2008.
10. Volkswagen Toaureg According to Consumer Reports Toaureg owners also have their fair share of issues with the vehicle. The first-generation Touareg has received complaints for having premature failure of the center support bearings, an issue that would occur after the original warranty was over. Though much improved in 2011, the older Touareg suffers from Engine Major, Transmission Minor, Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, Power Equipment, and Audio System issues.
9. Saturn Relay Saturn relay was introduced in 2005, it was discontinued in 2007 due to poor sales. Consumer Reports found the minivan to have a stiff and noisy ride, reluctant handling, and its fit and finish insubstantial. Reliability suffers in the following categories: Engine Cooling (2007), Transmission Minor, Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, Climate System, Suspension, Brakes, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Power Equipment.
8. Saturn Outlook This is the survivor of the Saturn Relay, it lasted four years from 2007-2010. it’s always wise to avoid automaker that no longer exist when shopping for a used car. Categories with worse marks through its model years include Engine Major, Engine Minor, Engine Cooling, Transmission Major, Transmission Minor, Drive System, Electrical System, Climate System, Suspension, Squeaks and Rattles, Power Equipment, and Audio System. In fact, the Outlook only scored better in Exhaust, and Paint and Trim in 2007.
7. Nissan Armada
Although the Nissan Armada very powerful with 9,100 pounds towing capacity, It has lots some uhmmm 'not so cool' attributes. brake system, exhaust and audio systems got the worst scores. In the 2010-2011 model years, the Armada got worse in Electrical System (2010), Climate System, Paint and Trim (2010), Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Power Equipment (2010).
6. Mini Cooper s
The Mini Cooper S may be a fun, stylish compact car, but is also one to avoid purchasing used. There’s no denying its popularity on the market, but the Cooper S isn’t free of troubles. In its current form, the Cooper S is powered by a turbocharged, 1.6-liter engine with 181 hp and 177 lb-ft of torque.
The Cooper S, according to Consumer Reports, has reliability issues with its engine, engine cooling, transmission, and fuel system. Other categories that received poor marks over the years include Climate System (2003), Suspension, Exhaust, Paint and Trim (2008), Squeaks and Rattles, and Body Hardware.
5. Mercedes-Benz GL-Class
This is the only Mercedes Benz on the list. Despite the reputation of the German automaker the Mercedes benz GL class reliability suffered in several categories. Worse rankings were given for the Engine Minor, Transmission Major, Drive System, Fuel System, Electrical System, Suspension, Paint and Trim, Body Hardware, Power Equipment, and Audio System categories.
4. Kia Sorento V6
Stiff ride with clumsy handling, Engine Major issues, Engine Cooling, Drive System, Fuel System, Climate System, Brakes, Exhaust, Paint and Trim, Squeaks and Rattles, Body Hardware, and Power Equipment. In 2004, its Audio System received poor marks but was improved since.
3. Jeep Wrangler (Four Door)
The Wrangler originally debuted in 1987 and has since been known as one of America’s most rugged vehicles. Still, Consumer Reports found enough issues from used Wranglers to have it on its list. The Wrangler has issues like numb and slow steering, clumsy handling, and road noise was loud and constant. Minor Transmission issues, and Fuel System issues.
2. GMC Acadia It is GMC’s first crossover SUV and is the first unibody vehicle from the automaker. One of the major issues Consumer Reports found on the GMC Acadia in its 2009 testing was the transmission’s reluctance to downshift at certain times. As for its reliability, the Acadia was vastly improved in the 2011-2012 model years, though from 2007-2010 it ranked worse in the following categories: Engine Major, Engine Minor, Engine Cooling, Transmission Major, Transmission Minor, Drive System, Electrical System, Climate System, Suspension, Squeaks and Rattles, Power Equipment, and Audio System.
1. Nissan Pathfinder
Nissan Pathfinder has fair share issues, especially the 2005 model. Major problem is transmission. Other issues include fuel system, body paint issue
shalomm: Where did he get the money from? Op you didn't specify his company.....Father come quickly and take us away from this World of Sin, Perversion and ungodliness.
Where did he get the money from ? Your own money miss ? Jealousy dey worry you
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Girlfriend Tania Omotayo Releases New Modeling Photos by felifeli: 7:45am On Dec 18, 2015
God bless you 