₦airaland Forum

Olaolufred:
No uncle.

If I am free to support my point with Bible quote or view,

Muslims and Traditionalists should be free to do same.

If country spoil just because someone express what he believes,

Then you may be as intolerant at a mild level than Boko Haram.

Ok go on soun....nothing spoil . Don't go and join APC o. Ya life don finish be dat.

eminikansoso:
owo ti ogede ba gbe, ori arare ni fi na
elulu ton fa ojo, ori arare ni ofa ojo le
ti arigisegi base aimaye igi ninu igbo, ori arare ni fi ru
Last bullet
Alakan toni oun sewa kolori
Opolo toni oun sewa koniru
Adan toni oun sewa toba bere koleyagbe
Ori idobale ni alangba nkule

Oya
oso ni operi Buhari nibi
koku si ori idobale ori idobale ni alangba kole
awon PDP lonperi Buhari nibi
ki won okun sori idobale ori idobale ni alangba kole

Kontri don spoil. Since when do they start admitting Babalawo into online forums. SMH

Ashleyma77:
nice writeup.wonder what u will wrire come may29th when the new president is sworn in.


#march4buhari

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Look my friend, the only new president that will be sworn in is GEJ wearing a new dress. [/size][/size][size=8pt]

clevvermind:
apc thugs set ITV on fire yesterday and today it was AIT. is this the way they want to start the change?why are they so desperate to get into power at all cost? why can't they stop the violence and killings which buhari their master started? why are apc supporters so wicked and evil minded? why are they so intolerant and cruel? may God save Nigeria from them.
those behind this wicked acts must go to jail when Jonathan is re-elected.

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Better be careful or they will come and set your house on fire too , and ra.pe your wife and your dog. [/size][size=8pt][/size]

uboma:
Reported cases of murdering one's spouse are on the increase these days. When did it get to this level? What can be done to remedy the ugly situation? Is it a crime now to get married?

Just thinking aloud

You dey fear ? If you no dey leave chop money before you comot na death you dey come back to meet for house so.

omonnakoda:
Your mother will die in an open field

jide333:
God purnish your generation.. Ogun lo ma kpa awon omo omo re.. Oloshi oniranu.. baba ati iya re ni oponu ti won bi omo radarada.. SCUM!

alaoeri:
Are you naturally dumb, Lagos is a no go area for PDP I dare them to organise theirs & even use money to woo people & let's see. Ode lasan lasan, in fact otun ponu, silly ediiiot.

Haba you are cursing one another so harshly all over politicians who don't even know that you exist . What a terrible shame

chinwenduebo:
3 suicide bombers yesterday attacked Baga fish market in Borno state,killing 54 people and injuring at least 143 people.

Source: http:///l4V3s

Dem Oga Buhari don return. Celebration time. Daddy oyoyo. Daddy oyoyo

alaoeri:
Dingbat kirakita o dola & that is why your clueless president is busy touring churches, distributing dollars in Lagos, visiting SW monarchs up & down, thought the election will be an easy ride for him after all he has turn Nigeria into eldorado then why jumping around & wooing electorates? Quote me after the election Jona is going back to otuoke & all the other states in SW are going the APC way. Ode

Ok no need for abuse , just like no need to walk around inside sun. I hope you have stocked up on gin and kleenex. You are soon going to need them for your heartbreak and tears

kestolove95:
Adon belivit until I see workers insyd working

Thank you sir. There are still sane people on Nairaland.

alaoeri:
Are you naturally dumb, Lagos is a no go area for PDP I dare them to organise theirs & even use money to woo people & let's see. Ode lasan lasan, in fact otun ponu, silly ediiiot.

Kitakita o dola. You don't have to walk around for many hours inside hot sun like crazeman before you win election. People who are going to win election (PDP) are inside airconditioned room strategising. By the time these elections are over the only SW state left for APC will be the useless and hopeless Osun State which will become even more useless and hopeless because there will be no more dash money coming to them from Lagos. Greed has finally killed Tinubu. Ah o ma se o. SMH

alaoeri:
Ode leleyi oh, FYI wasn't at the rally but supporting them in spirit, the gains from the rally is a long time one which will usher in good roads, electricity, good health facilities etc unlike the clueless one that has nothing to offer other than sharing dollars.

OK O dinma . Let us see how marching around inside the sun will create good roads, electricity ... bla...bla...bla.. If yu are one of the deluded ones who think General GoSlow will become president of Nigeria, I am sorry for you. Better go and collect your money back from the betting shop Nairabet

alaoeri:
Despite the hate campaign, despite the character assassination people still troop out in mass definitely people really want CHANGE Lagos has gone the APC way, I dare Agbaje, Obanikoro, Bode George, Ogunlewe with GEJ join together to organise their own rally next week & let's see the crowd they will pull.

Cool down ogbeni. Elections are not worn by doing parade inside sun. It is won by using common sense. Tell me what exactly have you now achieved apart from getting headache and drinking five sachets of pure water ? Nothing.

Where is General GoSlow ?

The APC million man (or Naira) march took place today with only 9,500 people attending. I counted them all. What amazes me was that the party presidential candidate General GoSlow did not attend. Did he foresee that the attendance which is less than one tenth of expected gathering of APC #zombies will cause him humiliation or that Lagos residents might stone him and Tinubu together as accomplices for stealing Lagos dry ?
Honestly I was very disappointed that I missed the chance to physically see my hero for the first time in my life and be blessed by him. Infact I don't know if I will be able to eat tonight. #GeneralGoSlow you fall my hand o.

deskossy:
I never see the one million ooo!

One million ko . You think Lagos people have time for nonsense and thieves ? They only have time to burn thieves alive with tyres around their neck. SMH

faradexs09:
What's sperm?
A sperm is the fluid that is ejaculated during orgasm, it is whitish, opalascent and contains sperm cells, proteins and nutrients.

What's the average sperm count?
It ranges between 80 to 120 million sperm cells per ml, Yes! It is that much.

Do temperature affect sperm count?
Yes it does, it has been found that tight cloth binders, hot bath between 43 to 45 celsius could reduce the sperm count, so the temperature is kept at alltimes at 32 deg celsius and thats why the scrotal sac hangs outside and not in the body, so stop caging it like it will escape, let it cool, it needs that.

Can a virgin get pregnant from a semen discharge close to her vagina?

Yes!, contrary to popular believe that virgins cant get pregnant, a virgin that frolicks with a penis would, the human sperm can survive upto 3days in the female genital tract, it moves at a speed of 3mm/min, and could reach the egg in 30 to 60mins agter sex, yes it is that fast, so a play around with sperm by a virgin can lead to a baby bump.

Do high sugar consumption affect sperm count?
In Normal males, the body is well able to utilize the glucose content in the blood, because the testis has a blood-testis barrier, it protects the sperm cells from harmful meteor shower of glucose, regulating the nutrient inflow. Forexample an average indian meal contains lot of sugar, yet they remain the most fertile males in the world, so as long as you're normal, your body can handle the glucose.

How fertile is the sperm?

I'll say very fertile, a sperm out of millions could do the job of fertilization, however the ovum is a badass hostile substance kills lots in the attempt, but still a viable sperm can give a baby, afterall most of us came from one.

[b]Whats precum? Is it capable of fertilization?[b]

precum is a clear mucous secretion from the bulbourethral gland and it is meant to clear the urethral pathway prior to ejaculation, however, it can contain some leaked spermcells which could cause fertilization.

[b]Could oral intake of sperm cause fertilization?[b]

No, the vaginal pathway is quite different from the food pathway, the stomach simply treat it as some eba or fufu, though the sperm content is more of proteins and thus can be reabsorbed in excess storage.

Source: written by faradexs09

Can you collect it and fry like egg? You say it is protein. I fear witches could try this

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snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Ask if you may join them ... before your wife asks

abacusCm:
even a Nursery 1 pupil knows that "u" stands for "you" when you are posting on forum,writing sms or chatting.so Mr know all..i don't need ur correction.just do what I asked to do,tomorrow may be too late.

Sorry I am not a Nursery 1 pupil egbon. Stop assuming that everyone in the world is a Buhari follower most of who think like Nursery 1 pupils

Enjoying the proverbial 10 minutes of fame while it lasts. By the end of this month she will be forgotten history.

nogames:
But there was none like unto Ahab, which did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the LORD,
whom Jezebel his wife stirred up.
1 Kings 21:25

[size=18pt]Will you shut up and stop reading your Bible upside down you miserable wretch. [/size]

[size=18pt]Na so boyfriend hard reach to get ? Look this one dey make love to old papa photo .
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abacusCm:
like Amechi,Fashola,Ambode,Aregbesola etc abi?u need deliverance.it is better u go and see your pastor or you go and beg your step mother

You are not intelligent. I said typical "follower" and not typical party officials. I think you fall into class of typical follower.
You need deliverance. It is better you go and see your pastor or you go and beg your step-mother . (see I have corrected your grammar for you, school dropout).

PUSH1:
A typical Jona supporter believes that stealing of public funds is not corruption..

He is slow to act or take decision about his life. He is always confused.

He doesn't care about the poor masses. Only himself because he can't afford to please everybody.

Honesty is nothing to him. He can lie to anyone who cares to listen.

He is a woman wrapper.

He is clueless in difficult sensations.

He believes that his certificate without proper training will make him rich no matter the economy of the nation even when foreigners are employed in most of our companies without training Nigerians engineers.

A typical jona supporter is a religious bigot who thinks that one person can force him or her not to go to church on Sundays.

He is naive. Has never been outside the country or read about other country. He is a local champion.

A jona supporter believes that Nigeria cannot be better than it is now.

A typical jona supporter is a lair to himself and people around him.

He believes that sinrce he receives peanuts from Politicians, his future is secured.

He is not exposed to the fact that people don't boost about their riches in a civilized country.

He admit failure and give reasons. He always give reasons for failure.

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HrtBrkSteve:
That's so unruly of FFK.
How will he feel if someone said he's brain-dead too, that's so uncouth and uncalled for.

A lot of people call her husband names like Jonathief Jonadumb Jonasenseless Jonaclueless ...and so on.
Who brings them to check ? You think only you people sabi bad mouth ?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
to where? Jonathan tenure ends may 29th 2019. Buhari shld just hang around d villa, he will take over wen jona finishes his 2nd tenure.

Tell them to stop dreaming. In fact Buhari will never become President unless he joins PDP. All the other parties are makeshift contraptions.

-He is typically a school dropout or graduate with lowest level of degree.
-He despises himself and finds good company in a crude mannered half-educated presidential candidate
-He has failed in almost everything he tried.
-He is frustrated with life
-sees no future for himself
-He needs someone to blame his failures upon. Current president is ALWAYS a good choice to blame it upon
-He doesn't believe in hard work. He wants to get paid a salary to do nothing . He will also spend rest of his life complaining about how small the salary is.
-He lives on dreams that he will mysteriously get rich one day
-He spends entire days in 'dreamland' on social media. Trolling Nairaland and Facebook and Twitter posts. He can afford the time because he is unemployed and without any initiative to improve himself .
-He lives on dreams that Buhari will win election and magically change his life, even though APC has no grassroots structure only internet and mass media strength which is unlikely to translate to many votes.
-He lives on dreams that "the shouting side is the winning side"
-He will live on dreams till he is 73 with nothing to show for his life, and lives on dreams perpetually.

krall:
Hello Folks we are back again with exciting recipes that will tingle your appetite. I had a thread on how to prepare whole roast Agama lizard in 5 simple steps and though it was very helpful to many then, it got wiped out when NL was hacked.

Today I will be taking you on preaparing traditional agama lizard meals for yourself, your friends and your family in very brief and simple steps

Ingredients

• 1/2 kilo of matured agama lizard meator 5 lizards(red heads have tougher flesh while the green heads are more tender)
• 1 large bulb of onions
• Seasoning
• Dry fish
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh Tomatoes

On how to rear your on lizards, check this link to my guide HERE


PROCEDURE

• Tie the lizard if live ones in a bag and allow to die by suffocation or better still drown it. This is to prevent rupturing of the internal organs

• Blend your tomatoes, boil the excess water away and set aside

• Clean the internals of the lizard and discard chop to sizable pieces.

• Put the chopped lizard in a pot,alongside the dryfish, add seasoning and onions and steam till its tender.

• Now pour oil in a sauce pan, add onions and allow to caramelize before adding the tomatoes and allow to boil for 5 mins

• Add the lizard and fish with the stock to the tomato, add salt now

• Add desired quantity of water and allow to boil for 7 minutes then turn off the heat and allow to stand for 3 minutes. If you got it right, it will resemble a rich sauce with minced meat. You can add vegetables if you desire.

Serve while hot

ENJOY!!!!

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tsdarkside:
what the hell is wrong with black-women now a days...

they are becoming more and more like white-women....

women like this i can not respect...

She ask for your respect ?

nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment?

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

Na jealousy dey worry dem

LasgidyPort:
This Fayose is an embarrassment to the position of a governor he occupies. He just can't keep his ignorant mouth shut.

Fayose will be a typical case study for years to come of the type of person that should never be voted into any elective post.

The acclaimed learned people of Ekiti really goofed on this one.

Aregbesola and Amaechi are wonderful role models for you I am sure. Well Fayose is the man who scares the sh.it out of both of them. When APC talks nonsense it is ok. They can't bear it if PDP does the same