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Yes you are going to hellfire when you die. Unless you can prove to God it was in self defense

tdayof:
God bless the NAF!

But op 4 air strikes? Four missiles launched?


Too small...
Nigerian air force is so so outdated still using alpha jets? Let say the South Africa air force breached our air space.. Are you telling me we will send in this toys?

Jonathan should for once try investing in our air force...

@least try getting some
Shenyang J-11
Sukhoi su-30MKi
Chengdu-j10
Or probably mig-35
From China or Russia

Yes o like they sell the jets on the shelf at the military weapons section of their supermarkets there abi. SMH

[size=18pt]Nairaland is full of school dropouts and third class graduates busy telling the world that Nigeria is a failure. You are wrong - you are the failures. Work hard and like this guy the sky may not even limit you instead of using 5k chinko phone to abuse GEJ and all your other imaginary enemies everyday while your mates are flying high . O su mi o.[/size]

[size=18pt]Buy her a blackboard of course. [/size][size=8pt][/size]

rotimilax:
Smh. My prayers for u still remains d same. No need to get worked up if d allegations are false now,innit? Silly Kunt.

Okay sir, call me whatever you like. I have done what I should do for you. Your blood is on your own head

rotimilax:
May ur life be as stagnant as Nigeria's. May God take control of ur life the way Jonathan does Nigeria. Amen

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SMH When will people like this learn ?

Egbon, Nigeria is not stagnant ; it is YOUR LIFE that is stagnant. Better get that into your head before you also turn 73 with nothing to show for your old age. Your mates are buying smart cars and getting married you are still using your 5k Chinko phone to post "Nigeria is stagnant" on facebook. I sorry for you [/size]

BashMe1:
U r d biggest fool Nigeria has ever produced 4rm d start of dis new yr. so because we av bn havin' power issues since long even tho' it was never dis epileptic, we shud continue livin' dis way when we av someone wu's ready 2 turn Tinz around. i'll tell u wah, ur stupid minister of power has said Nigeria as a country can neva' enjoy 24hrs power supply, am sure he wud be shocked when Buhari enters. By then I wudnt wanna tell u 2 go hug transformer cos trust me, dat's a straight death sentence. I really want u 2 live 2 c d gudness d APC led Govt can bring 2 ur table.

Continue to deceive yourself. Apparently you enjoy it. The only thing Buhari is going to enter this year is his home town. For your information after the election is over APC will be left with only the hopeless and useless osun state. I hope you will remember I told you

DaBullIT:
That guy get liver

But he get point too

Light nko e no dey

Sometimes he go full gaan, e no dey

" " " dull gaan " "


Abami Eda already spoke

Abami Eda spoke. Fela has been dead for 20 years. How does what you type relate to the present except to confirm that power issues did not begin from GEJ or even PDP. Use your sense

wakacome:
And some robots will still come here and start shouting Gej till bla bla bla.....imagine going to the PHCN/NEPA office and you discovered that they are even using generator when you went there..if PHCN is using generator in their office then you should know that PDP led government that ruled for more then 14 years have failed this country!!!!

Ode. We have had power issues in Nigeria since 70s as everyone knows. Why didn't Buhari fix it in 198? People just type any crap because of idleness.

abdulwastecx:
phone no : 08169492682
email : jwastecx@gmail.com

how many bedrooms are we talking about?

I have emailed you. Kindly acknowledge receipt

abdulwastecx:
phone no : 08169492682
email : jwastecx@gmail.com

how many bedrooms are we talking about?

Will shoot you email

abdulwastecx:
I started going to site as a carpenter and a site supervisor for my building technologist father.
Naturally, I developed very good understanding of both metric and empirical measurement, estimation of materials, and interpretation of building plans.

I got admitted to the university after four years of extensive site work. working with very experienced artisans like iron benders, masons, carpenters etc. I also learn a great deal from professionals like architects andd building technologies etc.

I did study civil enginering because of my mathematical strength. I graduated with a first class degree from FUT minna and I love building and structures as well








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Hello' please can you give me average estimate for building a bungalow on firm ground in Sango Otta . The outside dimensions are 20meters by 25 meters. Thank you. Please also tell me your phone number/email .

NEVER AGAIN !!

Babalegba:
I will now leave your inane thread because I feel that Nigerians reading the thread will now know that it is asinine to parrot bad slogans from the clueless one and the tormentor of the nation. Don't feel bad
, I love my country and I hate kleptocratic cunts misleadingly her. Peace, out.

Yeye id.iot done go. Ope o!
Go and love your make-believe country in your toilet with your gutter mouth. Never Again should we tolerate monkeys such as this one on civilised threads. Asinine ko asinwin ni. SMH

Babalegba:
Your wretched miserable life is a sickening one if you have to be regurgitating Gejs worthless utterances. I repeat, what you are sharing is utterly worthless and only daft people will parrot you. Traitor.

Me traitor? Who am I traitor to? Your hopeless failure of a presidential candidate? Anyway he is not my concern anymore. I don't want you either to be my concern anymore. Now kindly leave this thread in peace. Thank you. SMH

Babalegba:
I will not.share your useless rubbish because i love Nigeria and your action is detrimental to Nigeria in the long run .Soundbites will only deceive the gullible and the ignorant. I maintain that Gej is a useless clueless leader and even a retar*died goat would have come up with a better slogan. Please note that im saying this because Gej has stalled my country's development by about ten years.

What are you doing here ? Can you read at all ? If you don't want to share then FVCK OFF ! Who wants to hear the sad story of your life ?
Who cares what you think about GEJ and how he has become all the problem of your miserable life. GEJ who has only been President for 6 years has stalled your mythical country's development by 10 years ? When did you escape from Yaba?
I am sorry for you anyway. Now CLEAR OFF and go and look for a GEJ-bashing thread to join. You are in the wrong place. Fool ! SMH

Babalegba:
Stop being daft a bad slogan does not win wars and wishes are not horses. To make sure the boko haram problem never resurface again the govt will have to address the root causes , tackle it vibrantly and decrease corruption in the military which saps morale. Sadly we have a clueless leader.

Share or FVCK OFF !!
Who wants your ideas ? That is the problem with Nigeria.Too many 'consultants' and 'managers' and nobody actually working. Just see what this one is saying as if Nairaland is Aso Rock. Abi you miss your road ?

emmyrichie:
No biggie! It's just a typo.

Oh , but if the other party makes "typos" , they are imb3ciles . is that not right ?

Nigeria is winning the fight against Boko Haram. Let us appreciate our army as well as their commander-in-chief. Kindly share this picture on your Facebook, twitter and Blog until the fight is over and the battle won. Let all PATRIOTIC Nigerians say NEVER AGAIN!

bokom:
Hello Guys

My name is UD (not real name), a Nigerian and i am married to European who is 10 years older than me. We met in Europe but got married in Lagos.

Well, after our marriage, we always have family issues and fights like every other couple, but the problem i am having with my wife is that any time we are having our small misunderstanding, she always gets physical.. Initially, its just a small slap to my face and some nail scratching on my body here and there. And when this started in Europe, i will always try to walk away or hold her hands to calm her down, but seems the more i take the beatings, the more courage and bold she becomes in always hitting me during an argument or small misunderstanding with her.

Recently, we both came back to Nigeria for a business we brought down from Europe, and since we started living in Nigeria, i couldn't hold myself any longer as i have tried so in so many occasions to avoid hitting her back, but at a point i couldn't take it any more and i had to hit her back! though not so hard, but like oyibos, her skin where i hit her turned purple color and the next day everybody at our office was looking at me like the devil himself and a woman beater... I felt very very bad that i swore never to touch her again!

But last night she came all out for me again, hitting me, throwing lamps and whatever at me, and i lost it again and had to hit her! This time a bit hard! Please what am i supposed to do because i don't feel good after this fights especially when i have to hit her back.

And some of you might ask, why are we always fighting Well, i happens to be the bread winner in my family, but my wife doesn't understand why i should give money to my brother to help him in his business or pay for a new home for my mum. She said my family is too lazy and they should go and fend for themselves. My family is all i had and i feel obliged to help them even as i have a joint business venture with my wife and we run same account, thus finds out anytime i give them money. My brother was the one who helped and paid for my studies in Europe when his business was moving fine...now i feel i have to support him too because he has some problems with his business, but my oyibo wife will not hear of it and thus leads to our fighting and she getting physical with me..

Please guys, advise me what to do if you are in my shoes...only matured advises needed. Thanks

You should seriously consider becoming an ex-husband unless your wife don winsh you

Promxy94:
These Election Period Nothing Person No Go See(photo)


Just came across dis and decided to share....
Some people na wa....

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TRUTHTELA:
Whether you support Buhari or Jonthan, try as much as you can to stand for FAIRNESS, because, election will come and go. People shouldn't allow sentiments and hate to blind them.

Let's be HONEST for once, Going by his record, If Buhari, were to be a British citizen, he would have been JAILED for life, for attempting or executing the military takeover of a DEMOCRATICALLY elected government. How come the Chatham House, welcomed such a man, gave him platform to stand and promote himself? This is an INSULT to that country called Nigeria.

The UK, USA, Canada, & other Western Nations always JAIL people who tamper with their National security interest. Look at how RUTHLESS USA, treated Edward Snowden, Bradley Manning and other folks that committed acts of "ESPIONAGE" against them. Look up what the UK Government( Scotland Yard) have spent in making sure that Jullian Assange ( WikiLeaks), will be arrested the seconds he stepped out of Ecuadorian Embassy.

Buhari, might be an HONEST man. Jonathan, is CORRUPT for sure. However, Buhari, should not be allowed anywhere DEMOCRATIC things/ government is happening, that's like rewarding a CRIMINAL. Who asked him to takeover civilian government? NOBODY!! Buhari, just woke up and think that it's cool to become president. No! He should've allowed Nigerians to vote out any bad government. Millions don't like Jonathan, but, Buhari, is not an OPTION.

For giving a dictator, coupist, and tyrant a platform, Chatham House, should APOLOGIZE to Nigerians. They want Nigerians to accept what they wouldn't accept in their own society.

Are you kidding ? The average (white) Briton will still tomorrow ask you where is Nigeria, is it in Niger ? They have taken their rent for using Chatam House hall. They have even rented some unemployed white people to sit in the audience for you to make it look 'international;, Your silly goat has said his bit for the camera, and they have swept out the dust from th shoes of those that attended. It is only to people like you and many half-literate Nigerians that Chatam house Buhari speech was a notable event, Black monkeys coming to London to perform , that's all.
SMH

egift:
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Cry me a river

Sorry I no abuse yuo o . Na yer papa be dis ?

CaptainAmerica1:
Which TV was it showed on? Stop showing your stupidity

I streamed it live at the comfort of my office.

I am sure your office is your mobile phone. Why should I give a monkeys di.ck if it is streamed or shown on TV. How does that improve my life ?

espn:
it's not bro..but don't forget dey r out colonial master..we speak british english. We imitate most of der way of lif..dont forget most of out players ply der trade der.. so am asking u same question u asked us.

Ha! You don't understand this people o. They are NOT listening to you or your country. They are laughing at you and your country. I know them . I live with them. Let us stop ridiculing our country with these sort of actions. They will be pleased to let you hire the hall for money, they will even rent studio audience for you and collect your money. That is all. They dont give sh.it about your country or your stupid election. Let us become wise men and not remain foolish blaxk monkeys.
Ha! O ma se o.

CaptainAmerica1:
You are daft!

Wasn't it a question and answer session? I don't blame you, you couldn't afford to watch it

I couldn't afford to watch TV at 11am ? You are damn right you fool. I was busy working. Only unemployed people watch TV at 11 in the morning. So you that watched, how has it improved your life since then ? Continue to shout Sai Buhari all over the street you hear, until you become an old man and your children start calling you stvpid.

I still don't understand this man Buhari and the colonial mentality of his cohorts. You went to London , paid alarge amount of money to make use of Chatam hall, then you read a speech prepared by a PR agency and your supporters think you have done something extraordinary.
Haba ! Reading a speech is extraordinary?
APC I hail your presidential material o.
Chai Buhari

What a disaster ! the man read a prepared speech today in London and everyone thought that was fantastic. Reading a speech that someone else wrote for him is fantastic ? Oh my God .... Buhari don finish
Chai Buhari

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

OP dact4u do you self service or you just copied this from your church magazine for youths ? It reminds me of someone who has never smoked who was trying to teach me how to give up smoking .