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PassingShot:
Read slowly and listen to your self.

Chad and Cameroun have been fighting and defeating Boko Haram on NIGERIAN SOIL. Not that Boko Haram ran to their countries and Chad/Cameroun fighting them their.

1% of my critical reasoning, you cannot have.

1% of your "critical" reasoning I don't want . Se o ti gbo ? Ode.

O ma se o. Buhari will work and work with no result to show for it. See life SMH

PassingShot:
What the General has said is very perfect. IT IS A DISGRACE THAT WE CANNOT FIGHT AND DEFEAT BOKO HARAM ON OUR OWN.

[size=14pt]Stupid monkey. If we fight them on our own and they run to neighbour countries we should follow them there ? Do you know that is illegal ? Use your brain if you have any.[/size]

perkyendy:
Please I really wanna know your own answer to this.

Though it looks funny each time I see such

What's ur take on this

[size=18pt]Dem just dey pity dis mumu wey dey dream say him go dey get free toto everyday. Ode. [/size]

edozie04:
lame joke

In denial ? Fear catch you too ?

Let us just assume by a great miracle that Alhaji Buhari wins the election , and just before the handover the army seizes control of government. Which country in the world will sympathise with Buhari the former coup plotter who has come face to face with his own judgement ? I laugh in machine gun

[size=18pt]Your ear dirty well well... das why you no dey hear word .. dey follow old papa tell lie le against innocent men of God. Monkey like you.[/size]

ChinemeOkpan:
Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, declared on Thursday that no one should vote for the continuation of President Goodluck Jonathan’s government, saying that there has been a total failure in leadership.

He said he has sixty reasons not to vote for the Jonathan regime.

“I will not vote and I will not encourage ‎anyone to vote for the continuation of this government, simply because your colleagues numbering over two hundred were kidnapped, ” Soyinka told students at the 2015 edition of Vision of the Child (VOTC), a yearly programme inaugurated in 2012.

He said the Chibok girls kidnapped on 14 April of last year were sent on a mission to acquire an education, but ended up being kidnapped.

“And the government of this nation failed to show leadership.‎ So anyone who says after that event that I will vote or cast my vote or encourage anyone to vote for this regime must be living in Sambisa forest,” Soyinka said, referring to a forest in Borno State where the Chibok girls are believed to be held by Boko Haram.

“There has been a failure of leadership. Our children whom you represent today have been betrayed‎,” Soyinka said, adding that no appropriate action was taken to retrieve them.

Soyinka said it took the Jonathan government ten days to even accept that the Chibok girls were even missing.

“After that dereliction of duty, after that failure of leadership, after that betrayal for our future, for anyone to think or to put words in my mouth suggesting that I will vote or encourage anyone to vote for this regime is a travesty of intelligence, ” Soyinka said.

Soyinka laughed off those who had claimed on the social media that he ‎was dead, telling journalists at the event that they should not misquote him. If they do, he added, he will rise from the dead to correct them.

The 2015 edition of Vision of the Child has for theme “The Road to Sambisa”.

This year, a total of 250 student participants from 60 primary and secondary schools within Lagos attended the interview. The age bracket for the participants was 9 to 12 years.

Their entries were assessed by a panel of eminent judges comprising teachers, artists, child carers and social workers.

The finalists will be invited on the 7 March to the National Conversation Foundation Park. Lekki, and provided with brush, paint and easel, and will be required to illustrate their literary presentation in the complementary medium painting.

This year, 60 finalists were drawn from 35 schools within Lagos State, said Foluke George‎, Festival Secretary and Programme Manager for the Vision of the Child.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/05/wole-soyinka-no-one-should-vote-jonathan-he-has-shown-total-failure-leadership

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/02/05/dont-vote-for-jonathan-soyinka-lists-reasons/

[size=18pt]This baba should go and hunt aparo and leave politics alone [/size]

I so much like GEJ's clueless way of doing things and getting result. The ongoing campaign is just another example. While his opponents are running around like monkeys , sweating like baboons and gesticulating with all parts of their bodies to get attention and voters, he remains calm and calculating. Not only that, he sells them a dummy once a while to confuse them more and make them more desperate. Do people really think he wants shift of election date ? He might have mentioned that to increase the anxiety of Oga Buhari whose campaign stamina is gradually running out, and to cause APC to make campaign mistakes and miscalculations as they are beginning to do now. The final masterstroke will be delivered by the real general GEJ on the week of the election . It will be awesome. I salute this man GEJ.
Twalle Twalle

Confirm these are the things he has pencilled down to ban:

1. Ashawo
2. Alcohol and especially Orijin
3. Internet and especially facebook, Twitter and Nairaland because they wast productive time
4. Food except kunu , fura and suya
5. Cars - if cow Fulani can trek from Niger republic to sell cow in Lagos, you cannot trek from Amukoko to VI ?
6. Premarital sex - including mazturbation
7. Supermarkets - particularly targeted are Shoprite and even those online stores that encourage laziness such as Jumia, Konga . Queue to buy your essential commodities at government warehouses.
8. Foreign travel - except for APC members
9. Dictionaries - okay but you must remove the word 'corruption' from each one .
10. Schools and all form of non-Arabic education. They encourage learning about kwarropshon


He is still writing o .......

neocortex:
It is shameful that APC fielded two fundamentalists as candidates, Buhari.
May Nigeria not burn.
Vote wisely

Thank you for your observation my brother. We have two 'lunatics' who will want to run a government on basis of 'morality' . Doesn't the entire civilised world know that this approach will ground a country's economy in no time ? take it or leave it, our peculiar problems in Nigeria is what makes the country a good investment destination . If we resort to ban this ban that , we will suffer worse than we did when General Buhari stole the government in the 80s. God help us on this one.

Jesusloveyou:
we are stil saying d same thing,a true christian is not judge by materials things,and if those criminals in CAN,are christians they wil not be use to propagate lies,don't believe anything u hear without facts,buhari do this and buhari do that.repent

I despair. I am also sorry for your congregation if you are truly a pastor.

kestolove95:
I knew it since I saw olu. falae with. Gej in ondo...make dem no onli endorse am...let dem embrace am..buhari will beat dem

Even if the entire other parties in the country embrace GEJ Buhar will still beat them ? Na Juju he go use abi BH ? Continue to fool yourselves . Better go buy handkerchief because weeping go boku for Failbuhari 14.

Jesusloveyou:
we are saying d same thing,those fake pastors who collect bribe from gej,what wil they use d money for,for womanising,drinking and smoking after that,they wil start to mis yarn,brainwashing that ur coconut head.any true christian like me,wil never encourage stealing and corruption,not to talk of supporting corrupt government that is given us poverty while enriching themselves and those fake pastors.

True Christian like you? Any real Christian will never pass judgement on another person on basis of "someone told me" . Better give your life to Jesus. Hell is real.

Jesusloveyou:
just listen to urself,d same insurgency he started,again u want those thieves in CAN to endorse a man who wil stop they from stealing.i am a pastor but i hate those bigot and criminals in CAN.

There is also a ramshackle building not far from a house . It is a church of about 12 people only. People who know the leader well know that he is liar and womaniser who will never refuse the offer of any sort of booze. Like you he also calls himself Pastor.
Go figure.

teemanbastos:
One with God is a majority.
Tho all celebrities,Thieves,CAN,Oyedepos etc support GEJ out of Money
but if God is with Osinbajo.. He shall truely WIN.

God NEVER sends His TRUE servant to go and dabble in politics - which is a game for THIEVES and LIARS.

Mehn... this old baba is just talking of ban this ,ban that ,ban right, ban left, ban center , ban up ,ban down ,ban middle.
Nna mehn is he bringing Tali-ban to Nigeria ?
We are worried o

[size=18pt]All liars will end up in hell fire . They will lose election first though. Amechi be careful. [/size]

kestolove95:
Dix pdp has no shame at all..aftr 6yrs dix how dey want to gv us water?

[size=18pt]
So now it is again job of Jonathan to give you water . Why do you have state governor ? Why do you have local government ?
Wallahi if my dog join APC I go kill am for stupidity [/size]

AwesomelyMade:
Please can someone interpret the Arabic inscription on that ammunition?

It says FVCK YOU KRISTIAN AZZHOLES

kestolove95:
Oboi see fine fine wives

Oboy see bleached bitches

mbulela:
The blood is working for me. Fortunately, Jesus does not need either you or your GO's consent to save me. He is able to save completely all who come to the Father through Him (you and your GOs have no say in the matter).
As for me having loose screws, I will let the reading public judge who between you and I is mentally unbalanced.

Ha! ha! ha! ha! You really get problem. Sorry o!

jpphilips:
FELLOW NIGERIANS, IS THIS THE PRESIDENT YOU DESERVE?

May the Judgment of God not befall us and our families if with our votes we deliberately return a Govt of Hunger, corruption and death to the Nigerian people. Kindly distribute through your BBM and Whatsapp contacts, enough is enough!!



November 2014, Jonathan shocked Nigerians with the news that Boko haram has taken control of 6 towns in 4 LGA’s the height of incompetence in balkanizing the Nigerian state, a week later, Nigerians were blown away by series of austerity measures handed to them for their stupidity in 2011.

The naira was devalued at the pretext of drop in oil prices but Nigerians never asked why the Naira never appreciated when the oil price was increasing?
If the foreign reserve were not stolen, Nigeria would have weathered the storm for at least 6months like we did during the global melt down of 2004 and 2008, unfortunately, the incompetence of the Jonathan administration has brought grave consequence on the Nigerian people, Inflation and high cost of energy are likely consequences.

According to Will Ross of the BBC “He said he hoped a parliamentary investigation would also find out why the country's Excess Crude Account had fallen from $11.5bn to under $2.5bn in a year - arguing that Nigeria's savings are a vital buffer against any drop in the global oil price and without this "rainy day" account, the economy is vulnerable and exposed.

October 2014; Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria uses a militant Asari Dokubo for black market gun running, evident from the grounding and seizure of over $10m by the South African authorities.
September, 2014, The Nigerian Government admitted ferrying over $10m in a private jet for arms procurement, where do we draw the line between money laundering and arms procurement? I asked myself about the recent helos that was delivered by Russia recently if it was purchased in the same manner, agree with me or not, Jonathan is neck deep not just in corruption but money laundering.

August 2014: As a result of the unabated corruption in the Nigerian Military, Mutiny of July gave rise to Boko haram declaring a caliphate on Nigerian Soil, Gentlemen and Ladies, Jonathan Has once again made a history of Incompetence. Never in the history of Nigeria have we ceded territories to bandits.


July 2014: saw a president who went to sleep while neighboring West African countries battled with the Ebola virus, his negligence paid off when Patrick Sawyer brought the deadly virus to Nigeria unabated. Since August 2012, when the Ebola outbreak began, The Nigerian govt had no single emergency response plan in place.
$11m emergency fund and N480m budgeted for the control of infectious diseases in the 2013 budget never got to the Lagos state government, the Nigerian Ebola Epicenter.
Still in June, we saw the worst abuse of his Royal majesties powers when he barred APC Governors from attending a rally in Ekiti state with soldiers, meanwhile Boko Haram is still having a field day in the North.
The senate revealed to Nigerians how the president Mis appropriated over 685b kerosene subsidy fund


May 2014: [/b]left us with this shocking statement
“Jonathan, who was asked to comment on the allegations of corrupt practices leveled against some of his ministers, had said that nobody was above mistakes and that if he were to be acting based on reports on each of them, “no one will stay for more than six months in office.” [b]Mere stealing we call corruption"
Still in the same month after the corrupt tales of embezzlement and diversion of military budget, the clueless one finally offered Amnesty to a terrorist group, the first of its kind, in the world.
An Indication that the Jonathan’s administration is run by a den of thieves.

April 2014: reminded us the climax of Jonathan’s administration where he went on a jamboree while book haram held over 200 young girls, hostage,
April never ended before the Dizeani madueke’s 10billion naira scam reached a climax.

March 2014: just before the centenary celebration where Abacha of all people was a beneficiary, scores of Innocent school children were murdered in Adamawa sate.

Feb 2014: saw the illegal suspension of the CBN Gov.at a time the nation was in dire need of foreign direct investment, the Kidnap of the president’s foster father is a realistic score card on his strides on security.
January 2014, a presidential committee was set up to investigate the October scandal of stella odua who came with a guilty verdict, yet she kept her job.

December 2013: ushered the yuletide of Obasanjo’s “before it is too late”, several corruption allegations and the extremism of the Jonathan’s administration, the impunity of plundering the people’ s common wealth and the tenacity of talking drums like Abati who have earned a reputation in insulting the sensibilities of Nigerians.10 bullet proof vehicles purchased by DICON for its top brass

November 2013: the CBN Governor raised an alarm that under Jonathan’s watch, the NNPC diverted $49billion dollars, fellow Nigerians, are we not tired of condoning corruption?

October 2013: ushered a month of corruption coronation in Jonathan’s camp, where the Aviation minister coerced the NCAA to purchase 2 fairly used armored 2008 BMW to the tune of $800,000 each.

September 2013: President Jonathan took a record breaking 600 men entourage for the UN General assembly in New york

August 2013: After the billions of dollars spent in revamping the nation’s airports, skytrax world airport ranking for Africa showed Nigeria didn’t make it to top 10 in Africa neither did it make it top 100th place in the world. Whereas Ethiopia and Mauritania made it to position 9th and 8th respectively, what a shame.

July 2013: transparency international rated Nigeria as the 8th most corrupt country in the world.

June 2013: World Bank appraised him thus;

“Nevertheless, improvements in social welfare indicators have been much slower than would be expected in the context of this growth. Poverty reduction and job creation have not kept pace with population growth, implying social distress for an increasing number of Nigerians. Progress toward the fulfillment of many of the Millennium Development Goals has been slow, and the country ranked 153 out of 186 countries in the 2013 United Nations Human Development Index” the World Bank said.



May 2013: The president after wasting tax payer’s money on an entourage as long as the third mainland bridge went sleeping while his foreign affairs minister represented him in his presence during the AU summit in Addis ababa.
Just outside President Goodluck Jonathan's office sat 17 ambulances, just in case he or one of his aides fell ill. They were seldom if ever used.

No actual health-care facility nationwide had as many, and in fact a few still have none at all. But as soon as a Nigerian newspaper took a photo of the ambulances and published a story about them, they suddenly disappeared -- probably to an underground garage.

March, 2013: we witnessed the height of moral bankruptcy when Mr President granted presidential pardon to the biggest criminal in the history of our democracy, Alamesigha to prepare him for a senatorial seat.

February 2013: amidst the short fall in crude prices, the president smuggled into the 2013 budget a 2bn appropriation fund for the office of the first lady

February 2013: the office of the presidency denied vehemently that the first lady was on vacation in Germany only for them to organize a survival party with tax payer’s money. Is this the kind of leader you want to hold to his words?

In January 2013: the erst while madam due process and former minister for education challenged the charlatans of jonathans’ administration to a debate on accountability of $67b as expected, honorable cowards and pen thieves, absconded as usual


November 2012: President Jonathan approved 2.2bn naira for the construction of a banquet hall in the villa. At a time our debt profile was all time high

As commander in chief, he stood dumb while a military helicopter was used for "kabu-kabu" at oronto douglas father’s burial that error in judgment alone claimed the life of a sitting Governor. and the most brilliant NSA Nigeria has ever produced.

October 2012: blatantly refusing to appeal the ICJ’s decision on ceding bakassi, thereby throwing Millions of Bakkasi indigenes into pandemonium

refusing to cut down on foreign trips and cost of Governance, contrary to his Nationwide address of 7th Jan 2012.


October 2012: Mr president’s administration spent 1.5 billion to patch the 3rd mainland bridge, 4 months later, triple of that amount was expended again on maintenance alone, Talk about waste and incompetence

August 2012 : He said our foreign reserve is 42billion usd , is that not only on iweala's notepad?
How can you have external debt of 48bn usd and come home to deceive us that we have reserves?
How much services that 48bn plus interest annually? Nearly 25% of 48bn.


August 2012: Under his watch militants earn 10% of the Nation's revenue, $22.5m, $9m and $12.5m for tompolo, Ateke and Asari as national honors.

He twisted facts during the Independence Day speech on his fight on corruption, in contrast to what the transparency international claimed.
By august 2012, 2012 budget implementation was just 13%

over 5, ooo Nigerian lives gone, Mr president is still trading words and negotiating with boko haram, we remain grateful that a quasi state of emergency came to be, at least I cant imagine an SOE where the State Govs sit tight to control state funds while the FG fight their battle.

July 2012: its 3yrs gone and he is yet to commission from scratch a new power plant worst still fired the only human being in his cabinet who knows his onions in the power sector.

July 2012: Mr President earned a congratulatory message for implementing local content policy by importing 200 luxury brands at the cost of over 13.5 million each for a 4 day first ladies summit. While our manufacturing industries beg for patronage.

June 2012: Almost all teaching hospitals in Nigeria have no functional dialysis machine, the most sought of this equipment cost just 5m naira. Statistics has it that more than 60,000 Nigerians die yearly of a kidney related ailment, however, he jets out with his cohorts to seek medical help elsewhere.

ferma is seriously patching federal highways with a budget of over 80 billion naira, there is no coordination between, the MND, NDDC and Federal ministry of works on road maintenance, same contract is awarded over and over before the job is done.

JUNE 2012: Under his watch, the giant of oil and gas reserves is undergoing its worst energy crisis in the world.

tanker drivers alone can cripple his supply network as they wish not to talk of ordinary Niger republic coming to our rescue via imports.

In case you have not heard, Nigeria is very close to Afghanistan on security progress under Jonathan's watch.

June 2012: Education is in crisis. With adult literacy at 57 per cent, overall illiteracy at 66 per cent and more than 10 million out of the 30 million children of primary school age not in school, no serious government should be comfortable. When 40 million adults in a population of 170 million are illiterate, the country is ranked 161 out of 180 countries in the United Nations Comparative Index of Literacy 2012, and has an unemployment rate of 23.7 per cent,
it’s no longer news that only 26% of school leavers gain admission into the universities and only 5% are employed after school thanks to ASUU’s 6 months strike.

June 2012: Mr president’s economic blind men have blessed us with all time high of 37.5% inflation though his mickey mouse cbn governor is still claiming 28%, wondering what he will be claiming now that all bankers are at home, naira devalued, unemployment on the rise etc He still maintains a single digit inflation on paper, I dey laugh.


Mr president is the only Nigerian president that has not initiated a successful programme even Abacha did better with ptf while IBB with FSP and MAMSA, Mr president is still confused with ''YOU WIN''and SURE-P, with zero benefit to the Nigerian people.
on that same vein, Nigeria has the second record high job cuts within the last 2yrs, if in doubt ask the bankers and manufacturing industries.
before his ascension into power, the naira was in a sorry state of 150 to 1 dollar today, Jonathan has handed us an unstable 182 to 1 dollar

June 2012: The dana crash is a testimony that Mr president’s aviation is comatose, not even the attorney general could challenge the allegations of the dana staff in court, in a national disaster of that magnitude?
The girl could have served as a prime witness in a class action against dana
Less than 6months of inconclusive investigations, DANA air hit the Tarmac again.

Still on military, Nigeria has the most under educated junior military officers, before you ask how, Mr president is too lazy to ask him self why imo with highest national examination enrollments still have the least NDA and police academy enrollments, while borno and zamfara as educationally less privileged, have higher quota than Delta and Anambra put together in military enrollments. Nepotism and corruption at its best
Mr President is the only head of state in the world whose wife is a ministry of its own.



January 2012: Under Mr president’s watch, a 250bilion subsidy programme rose to 2 trillion naira yet no arrest, no conviction, no sack, the best miserable Nigerians could get was an AWOL attorney general after 7days of protests. Height of incompetence and corruption.

Mr President is the only president in the world whose parliament gulps 75% of the national budget as alleged by the CBN Gov. yet they still soak themselves in $625m bribery scandal.
Jonathan has not even initiated let alone fulfilling a single campaign promises except the one that he needs to surround himself with brain dead women in his cabinet.


Nigerians say thank you Sir, for your 6 wasted years of leadership.

[size=14pt]You waste my MB with this long nonsense. God punish you. [/size][size=8pt][/size]

Bridgetown:
Give Buhari amber rose for 1night make him forget about sharia.

[size=16pt]Give Buhari Amber Rose for one night and prepare for his burial next day

The way I see it , Buhari will also ban Nairaland for permitting this delicious picture of a naked girl to cause CORRUPTION in the mind of our youths. Seun I sorry for you [/size]

Bevista:
There is no way PDP and GEJ can get back to Aso Rock. The discontentment in the land has reached unimaginable proportions.

How about I tell you of the 50 persons I have queried, of which 35 are voting GMB.

Come feb14th, I'm righting the wrong of April 2011.

#TeamGMB2015

[size=18pt]Speak for yourself : " Your own personal discontentment has reached unimaginable proportions. ". I hate it when people (typical APC/Buhari - worshiping characters) imagine that everyone in the world has as miserable a life as they do.
You can query 100 people at a bar to ask them whether they prefer beer to water and the answer can be predictable - 100 like beer. Buhari will lose again unfortunately for you .. and your skyrocket discontentment will make you begin to do desperate things.
PS I see you near my house after your mumu guru has lost the election, I gun you down. You have been warned [/size]

TeamSimple:
So no central Bank?

Please ignore him, he is an APC person

mbulela:
You see men using native wisdom and parochial interests in deciding issues that affect the Commonwealth and you call it God's wisdom. Because I do not share the views of your "anointed" Go I am suddenly an unbeliever and an apc supporter?
You of all men are most miserable. The grace of God that I enjoy is not determined by your GO and his colleagues and the blood of Jesus that saves me is not allocated by them. They do not have the power to condemn me and neither do you.
Una no reach!

Who is this one? Who is arguing with you about "the grace of God that I enjoy". That is your personal business with God not with me. Who is condemning you ? Are you not the one condemning church leaders for exercising their responsibilities towards people who rely on them for advice ? You apparently have a few screws loose. Just stop presenting to the world what you are not, and the blood of Jesus may somehow continue to work for you.

MAYOWAAK:
THIS IS WHAT I DID TO THE USELESS ADVERT

See what this houseboy has done to his oga floor tiles . Na today dem go sack you , make you wait

tiamiyukunle69:
When will all these nonsense stop. Are they mad??

Ask another. Un-mad people dey go about breaking cars?

lastpage:
Gerrout with your moronic "LOLS".

I dont have time for "paid imbeciles" like you.

Lastpage!

He pain you ? Sorry o !
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franciskaine:
have you bothered doing your personal research apart from this copy and paste gibberish we read everyday just because of election? Stop following propaganda and investigate thoroughly, visit a bookshop friend. Ain't trying to insult you, but just emphasizing on the volume of political propaganda intended to spoil a particular candidate.

Educate him sir; don't send him to bookshop , tell him what YOU know .... if you know anything.

lastpage:
No need to froth from the mouth!

I said "WHEN", .....that means "a possibility", right?

As per Christians listening to and following the advice of their "leaders"..... you are on a long thing!
How can a Gun-Runner like Oritsejafor be a "Christian Leader" for any "sane" Christian?
How can someone like Oyedepo who says he will "open the gates of hell" on nay Christian that votes Buhari, be a "leader" to any Christian who is still in his or her right mind?

Just hold-on and watch how the "real God" exposes these "Fake Christian Leaders", come February 14th>
God has exposed the "Traditional Leaders" as men-of-the-belly and has shown that their word carries NO WEIGHT...
These Charlatan Christian leaders are next!

Lastpage!

LOL LOL LOL I just dey laff you and the foolish ugly old man Obasanjo . You will both become uglier after Feb 14