₦airaland Forum

donnypool:
wey the trophy you win? remember all this your post, you might need donations from Nairalanders in the future, and you know most peeps here are good in doing background check

[size=18pt]You buffoon I tell you something is wrong and you still have the guts to reply back. Is this how you will post your own dead sister's photo on Nairaland ? Oloshi[/size]

itsdumebi:
I just got this photo of the late Aisha...May her killer know no peace!

UPDATED STORY :
I got more details on her death from an eyewitness who revealed that the murder was committed by a neighbour, a married man she reportedly got pregnant for.

The guy who also resides in the estate argued with her and threatened her after she said she will tell his wife about the pregnancy she had for him.

The man got angry after she said she will report to his wife and struggle ensued. Moments later, she ran out of the house with scars all over her body, and while running she fell into the gutter.

when she was found by neighbors , She was still breathing so she was rushed to a specialist hospital along Ogudu road then to the General Hospital in Gbagada, but no one would admit her without a police report, that was when she was taken to the police station. it was there she gave up the ghost.

The murder weapon, a bloodied knife, was reportedly seen but later got missing. The suspect is currently being detained at the Area 'f' police station in the estate.
http://itsdumebi.com/murdered-silverbird-staff-graphic-photo-of-aisha-mustaphas-body-after-it-was-found/

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OP You brainless buffoon . Did you get the permission of the family before you started posting pictures or you just like seeing dead bodies. Id.iot ...... Ass.hole ... Modafuker ... madm.an.... (wait I am coming)[/size]

[size=18pt]I seriously can't wait for this bloody election to be over so that we can get some rest from these paranoid mother.fv.ck.ers [/size]

Ikengawo:
everyone buhari takes pictures with is now news?

God bless you sir. Me sef I go send my dog go meet am next week insha allah

jadaugo:
I laff in goat language...mmeeeeemmmeeeemmeeee! lol!

[size=18pt]Foolish half-literate people. The function of transformer is not to kill people but to distribute electricity. If you sit on a transformer and even hug it for the entire year it will not do anything to you so far the transformer is not faulty or you are not touching the exposed wires. Get sense Nairalanders [/size]

[size=18pt]He should mind his own business and leave PDP to their own problem. old Old liar [/size][size=8pt][/size]

[size=20pt]This useless old man is the greatest problem that Nigeria has today. He will rot in hell when he dies . St.upid gorilla [/size]

Where can I repair my damaged iPhone 5 cracked screen? I am in Ibadan. Thanks

IbnSultaan:
Picture of mrs Buhari and mrs Osinbajo sported in area1 abuja patronizing me suya.

[size=18pt]Very good. Next month her husband will be SELLING Suya. She shoul practice well [/size]

mumumugu:
mumumugu./2014/06/04/we-should-pray-naked/

There is a lunatic who goes unclad around my street. He is a prophet??

rokiatu:
Please note this is not about me but someone very close. I need only serious advice please, if you have nothing better to say keep off.

There's someone very very dear to me that this is happening this to right now. And the lady in question is so confuse as to what step to take. This is how the story goes,her mother was having a family dinner and invite both she and her husband but the husband refused to go. Keep in mind that the husband don't love her mother at all. She have tried everything for him to love her mom to no avail. So this time she decided to take a step just to teach him a little lesson. After the family dinner, she decided to pack some of her clothes and take her two little girls and went over to her mom. She explained everything to her mother, and the mother didn't call her son in law either because of anger, so her elder brother decided to call him and talk to him about the whole situation. But he already decided he's never stepping to his mother in law house, never! And the wife may as well stay there because he ain't going for her, and he's not apologizing to the mother either, he don't like her and he's never putting foot to her house.



To cut long story short, the lady is now in a dilemma. To go back or not? He disrespected the family so now the decision is on her shoulders to make. They want nothing to do with it. She loves him, and they have two little kids together. The marriage is barely four years. They were high school sweethearts in Africa, the lady worked her butt off to bring him over, and now that he's settled and got all his papers he's acting like this. Her world is like crushing down.

Which bring me to the question, if you were the lady in question, what would you do?

Pictures or I don't believe any of this cra.p

Na by force to watch television? Better go do your work

Stelvin101:
Anoda die-hard jona fan. if I need to see a psychiatrist den not bad, unlike u who needs to be locked up where they keep mad people. Amadioha strike ur left balls if u ever in ur miserable m wretched life dare quote me again!

Typical APC swine. He knows how to give insult but cannot take . Has your response not shown that you need to be in an asylum ? OK now I have qouted you and amadioha has not obeyed your id.ot instructions. Back to sender.

lalasticlala:
A host of Nollywood greats had fun in the presence of the lord on March 8th 2015(last sunday).celebs like Ibinabo Fiberesima, Toyin Aimakhu Johnson, Monalisa Chinda, Segun Arinze, Victor Osuagwu, Lancelot Imasuen, Doris Simeon, and Eucharia Anunobi were all at the event.

http://itsdumebi.com/nollywood-stars-attend-shift-celebrity-praise-shindig-at-muson-centre/

[size=18pt]Where is Toto Decay ? I no gree [/size]

Stelvin101:
Am not into politics and I don't like GEJ or Buhari for president buh all this man has just said about GEJ and his administration are truth facts that even PDP die-hard supporters who av been blinded by wanting a christian and south south president knows Buhari just modad GEJ. Jona is a total failure, I wonder why Nigerians don't want to admit this and remove pride and shame from their eyes and minds. Buhari nor gud, Buhari nor gud u ppl kept ranting buh Jona has done so much harm to this country than good. The most painful part is, presently Nigeria is a laughing stock in the eyes of every other country in this world that's why a Dollar is closed to N198 presently. Even small Ghana is laughing us. It's a shame

You need to see a psychiatrist very quickly. Nobody is laughing at you. Your imagination is too lively. Please stop smoking ganja.

kglamour:
http://www.punchng.com/news/i-rejected-jonathans-offer-of-interim-vp-tinubu/

Tinubu is one liar whose place in hell us guaranteed.

LRNZH:
[img]http://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/03/800x501xAQ4V0403.jpg.pagespeed.ic.ODpelx28tS.webp[/img]

Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Muhammadu Buhari, has stated that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has not recorded any high profile conviction since President Goodluck Jonathan came to power four years ago.

Speaking through his spokesperson Garba Shehu at a press conference Thursday in Abuja, Mr. Buhari said EFCC’s inability to record a conviction is in stark contrast to its past record, where former governors and other senior public officials accused of defrauding the Nigerian people were tried and prosecuted.

“Thus, we can safely say that President Jonathan has muzzled the EFCC. “He has turned one of our country’s most respected and revered institutions into a toothless bulldog without even as much as a bark,” he said.

Mr. Shehu said it is startling to see the dexterity with which the President sacked the former chairman of the SURE-P scheme owing to his pronouncement on the desirability of change.

Mr. Jonathan had sacked Martin Agwai as SURE-P chairman after he reportedly attended the birthday celebration of former President Olusegun Obasanjo.
The retired Army General was also reported to have talked about the “desirability for change” in the country.
Mr. Shehu said the president hastily sacked the SURE-P boss, adding “meanwhile, ministers and other senior members of his government who have heavy allegations of corruption hanging on their necks still comfortably retain their positions”.

He said not only did Mr. Jonathan stop the EFCC from doing its job, but that he has also reversed some previous achievements of the commission by granting state pardon to erstwhile government officials whom it had uncovered as guilty of corruption.

“To make matters worse, at present the EFCC itself is in turmoil.

“Its chairman is accused by staff of corruption. The commission’s staff is also being owed salaries and entitlements, having not been paid for three months.
“It is no wonder, therefore, that Nigeria remains in an abysmal low on the Transparency International ranking of corrupt countries in the world,” he said.

He added that yet another clear example of the wanton corruption that has become commonplace in President Jonathan’s government is the recent announcement by the Nigerian Senate that the Ministry of Works’ budget has been reduced by 89 percent.

“Who was the intended recipient of the unnecessary, extra 89 percent? Into whose pockets were the superfluous millions intended? And if indeed the 89 percent was essential to the effective functioning of the ministry, is the reduction just an attempt by the PDP government to punish Nigerians for asking for CHANGE?” he said.

Boko Haram allowed to fester.
On the issue of security, Mr. Shehu said the Nigerian armed forces – in collaboration with a multinational force made up of armies of neighbouring African countries – have recently recorded a number of significant victories in the fight against Boko Haram, with about 36 territories taken back from the insurgents over the past few weeks.

“This is commendable. We congratulate our armed forces,” he said.

“However, we cannot ignore the fact that President Jonathan left the issue to fester for too long.
“All this effort could have been applied much earlier, thus saving hundreds of lives and preventing thousands of displaced persons who are currently languishing in camps and homes in northeast Nigeria and parts of Abuja – with little help and attention from their government.

“We cannot but conclude that the Jonathan government allowed Boko Haram fester because of the political mileage gained from the crises. He did not show any concern for the people of northeast Nigeria while they suffered under the continuous, brutal attacks of the terrorists.

“He still does not care about them. For him, a victory over Boko Haram is simply an attempted victory over the hearts of Nigerian voters in the 2015 elections,” he said.

Making Nigeria A Laughing Stock
The APC Presidential candidate also said President Jonathan is making Nigeria a laughing stock in the comity of nations.

He said the President has once again dragged Nigeria into the theatre of the absurd, making a mockery of his office through the current embarrassing debacle with the King of Morocco over a purported telephone conversation.

“This is just the latest in a series of diplomatic faux pas.
“President Jonathan is destroying international relationships that existed before his tenure. He has already earned the scorn of other world leaders, such as Obama, through his poor human rights record,” he said.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/178400-under-jonathan-even-efcc-boss-is-accused-of-corruption-buhari.html

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This brain-dead man should shut up and stop pretending he is normal. Mtscheww [/size]

sammyj:
What do you expect when the Clueless one keeps visiting Lagos to bribe people. Abeg SAI Buhari !!!

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"Clueless one" indeed! You know what these are the same individuals who scream like monkeys when someone calls Buhari a dead brain. I hail ![/size]

What a silly prediction. Even every primary school child and APC dun.ce know this. Abeg tell us what we don't know joor

PapiWata:
Few can see past the blizzard of pre-election bullchit spouted by the ventriloquists propping up geriatric expired tyrant Paaa Buhari for yet another humiliating defeat at the polls, but Ogaawa FeliFeli is one of the discerning few who know what time it is, and of this I am feli-feli sure.

It takes a sharp deductive mind and far more than a working knowledge of Nigeria's post-colonial history, to promptly identify the eternally optimistic agenda of evil people that seek power at ALL costs in Africa's most populous nation, long before the first shot has even been fired.

When Feli Feli speaks, intelligence operatives worldwide take notes, I chit you not.

ribbit:
hehehehehe really? We have seen the documentary of those that donated 21billion for the president abi? Which channels was that? The likes of David mark and muazu nko... Fffk the chronic womanizer and money laundrer nko... Besides, we have heard of enough of presidents atrocities that's why I'm not gonna vote him again

Only one vote . An insignificant drop in the ocean

ribbit:
I really wish APC can go into mud with these people...

The likes of patience Jonathan building Estates in every corner in Port Harcourt won't survive it.

we don watch that one taya. Which name have you people not yet called the president and his wife. Now the heat is on APC people and they can't stand it. Mad people

[quote author=989900 post=31510206]Sit Down![/quote

989900 Is that your prison number ?

Idrismusty97:
If Buhari performed poorly he would be disgraced out of office like GEJ. Let's analyse your first term first before you think of second term. Nigerians should realized the power of "change" is in their hands. Your first term should be focused on corruption and other issues like electricity to aid industrialisation. If you can't check this or at least lay a proper foundation in 4yrs then you don't deserved a second term.

You are joking of course ? You think someone like Buhari with the wolves surrounding him can be voted out of office ? Once he gets there the first hing he will do will be to raise violent squads to silence opposition in very way so that he can have piece of mind to take long naps and medical trips abroad. Characteristically of an old lion, the only way you will be able to get him out if he gets there will be a military coup or assassination. Mark you, he will rule 20 years if he is able to get away with it. He will become the greatest despot Africa has ever seen, But by the grace of God almighty Buhari will never rule Nigeria.

[size=14pt]Has he never heard the saying "Don't count your chicken before they are hatched " ? Anyway since he no go school that is possible. The only two terms the old fool will serve will be President of Landlords/Tenants Association for his street. Quote me. [/size]

PassingShot:
Yes, those are vulgar words from him but not for political purpose and have no relationship with political campaigns and debates.

The point is that his vision is severely corrupted , and as recent records have shown he rarely sees anything wrong with vulgar statement either made by himself or his APC friends and for him the random careless statements made by Jonathan's wife and campaign team instantly give him er.ection. Everyone in the world knows that election campaigns are never nice , ask Obama ; the reigning president's daily life is never nice either even if he has been successful in his duties, again ask Obama. What annoys is that people like Wole Soyinka should chose to permanently pitch camp with the opposition basically for no reason other than that he doesn't want to lose his friends. Old age must really be a lonely thing. I therefore understand.

Proffdada:
kirikiri prison clothes number 419

Amugbo. Do Kirikiri prisoners get sworn in as president ? Abi you grew up in Kalakuta Republic ?

argon500:
Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka has condemned what he described as crudity and vulgar abuse of language that has dominated the electioneering campaigns in the country and blamed the presidency as the major culprit.

Professor Soyinka, who spoke yesterday in Lagos at the public presentation of a book titled “Modern and Tradition Elite in the Politics of Lagos” written by Ambassador Patrick Dele Cole also dismissed former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s book, “My Watch”, as “three tonnes of doctored and self-serving narratives”, concluding that, “a little learning is a dangerous thing.”
According to Professor Soyinka, what the current political actors have done is to take Nigeria to “hitherto imaginable low in the art of public persuasion which – we have a right to imagine – forms the foundation of political life.”
He said never before had Nigerians been so subjected to what he called “sheer venom, crudity and vulgar abuse of language in such prodigal quantities as in this current political exercise”, and accused the Presidency of being “at the centre of this uncultured art of political persuasion”.
His words: “All of us here have passed through the electoral process furnace before now and I suspect we would mostly agree that never before have we been subjected to this level of sheer venom, crudity of and vulgar abuse of language in such prodigal quantities as in this current political exercise.
“The very gift of communication, considered the distinguishing mark of cultured humanity even in polemical situations, has been debased, affecting even thought processes, I often suspect. Speaking as objectively as is possible in such circumstances, I would say that, among the various camps, the most reckless and indecorous has sadly proved the incumbency camp, where restraint has been thrown to the wind with such abandon that even highly privileged spouses have publicly urged supporters to stone any voices raised in opposition to their cause.”
Criticising Chief Obasanjo’s book, “My Watch” he descred it as “three tonnes of doctored and self-serving narratives”.
He, therefore, tasked Dr Dele Cole, who was a former adviser to the former president, to give Obasanjo tutorial on how to write history.
Soyinka further asked Cole to investigate alleged allegations that the Presidency was training some 1000 snipers and write about it. He argued that there were more political murders during the former president’s reign than at any other time, noting that even during Gen. Sani Abacha’s time, he could not boast of 1000 snipers at his disposal.
Soyinka also cautioned Cole for denigrating African religions by calling the practitioners as ‘pagan’ in his book and warned, “any more of that condescending stuff and I shall invoke Ogun, Sango and other Yoruba deities to pay you a re-educational visit and then you‘ll see whether your Christian eponymous patron saint, Saint Patrick, can save you from their corrective can for your profanity.”
Chairman, Editorial Board of The Guardian, Prof. Wale Omole praised Prof. Soyinka for doing a “content-analysis of the book” through the review while asking other book reviewers to take a cue from that formula.
In his review titled “Learning From Yesterday”, Professor Soyinka commended the author, for his efforts which made it possible to “weed out the pretenders in our own time and evaluate the contributions of genuine leaders to the very formulation of both our collective and individual identities such as Herbert Macaulay and Henry Carr, who are captured in Cole’s book.
“Perhaps, the most memorable personae in this work, for instance, are two pivotal figures in the Nigerian nationalist struggle, even though convergence from two contrasting personalities and ideological tendencies, and who emerge as crucial protagonists and luminaries of this history in the making.
It is impossible to think of either without invoking possibilities of what other directions a colonial Nigeria could have taken without the emergence of one or both – I refer here to the flamboyant and tempestuous Herbert Macaulay, and the more reserved, erudite and conservative Henry Carr – rivals, yet collaborators”, he said
The author, in his remarks said, “I have pretensions of being an academic at some point and I was teaching. The book that you have in front of you is, in actual fact, my thesis for my Ph.D in the University of Cambridge. I wrote it in 1974. The thesis itself was presented in 1969. But as Prof. Soyinka has pointed out, nothing much has changed. The only thing that has changed is my singular failure to be able to educate some Egba people on how to write properly.
”And the coming together of the three main classes i.e. the tradition, the then elite, and the educated others… these three groups came together to insist that even the British subject should be treated accordingly. I am glad that Prof. Soyinka had pointed out the highlights. The judiciary had been messing up, and they would continue to do so unless there is change. I will urge you to read the book. Though it is an academic work, but there are quite some interesting moments.


Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/soyinka-accuses-presidency-of-using-vulgar-language-at-campaigns/#sthash.4qPEoFfl.6gzJo3UL.dpuf - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/soyinka-accuses-presidency-of-using-vulgar-language-at-campaigns/#sthash.4qPEoFfl.6gzJo3UL.dpuf

What about Clueless
What about Nebuchasnezzar
What about Shepopotamus
What about.....
All those are not vulgar words abi?

This Soyinka has become clueless. He should be in old people's home

[size=14pt]If she like let her pump up her pu$.$y .... no concern me [/size][size=8pt][/size]

[quote author=charismaticdave post=31462683][/quote]For 12 hrs since yesterday my MTN iPhone data connection was unusable and now someone is talking about speed. WTF

Philadelphia:
From my own observations, I have noticed that the predominance of cars in Nigeria varies from one state to another. These are some of my observations as regards to cars predominance by states in Nigeria:
Abia - Mercedes-Benz
Anambra - Peugeot
Bayelsa - Mazda
Delta - Toyota (especially camry, corolla and Venza) and Honda (Accord and crosstour)
Edo - Mercedes-Benz (especially C-class trim : w202 C180)
Kaduna -Mercedes-Benz and Peugeot
Lagos - Toyota and Honda
Ogun - Nissan (especially the old primera)
Ondo - Nissan (especially the old primera)

These are my observations. Please add yours

OYO - Datsun 120K [size=8pt][/size]

alwaysgist:
The longest banner in Nigeria hit Third Mainland Bridge to promote the #iamready movement. Thousands of youths came out to support the cause. I am ready was birthed after the postponement of the Feb. 14 elections when millions of Nigerians were prepared to vote and their hopes were dashed.

Source

Chai the tailor don hammer.