₦airaland Forum

ManUtdholic:
Lolz
Buh am convinced mama pass no be ordinary person ooo

As de woman silent for some time now , nobody go know say she dey use style winsh bros buhari.
Chai Buhari . Ikunle o !

Chai Buhari

sincerenigerian:
Jonathan can't win election in Nigeria again. All these gimmicks won't work. Buhari will be our president from May 29 and there is nothing one million Jonathan can do about it.

This one too don dey tink like abokee

omenka:
Over the past couple of months, Buhari has proven himself to be a man of immense tolerance, class, wisdom and self control. He has taken all the insults in his stride and acted above board and with unparalleled maturity. Compare that with the utterances coming from PDP, their supporters and their media houses.

There is a supposed peace accord signed by both parties yet the president's renegade wife herself admonished PDP supporters stoned anyone they find shouting "Change"!!

I'm keeping very close tabs on events and taking notes. A time will come, by God's grace after the General must have been sworn in, when PDP will be made to swallow the bitter pills they've been forcing down the throats of the opposition. I hope they choke on their own saliva and drop dead when they try to complain.

Goodluck Hitler Ebele Amin Jonathan will wind up worse then Gbagbo.

Tell Abokee to tell Amechi 0r whtever his name to stop insulting GEJ and PDP

donphilopus:
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Pls, go seek medical attention ASAP! Your case is pathetic!

thank you very much my brother. E no pathetic reach Buhari own sha. Me I still dey Naija dey shack my Orijin. I no go Chatham for medical checkup

E don tay wey I know Mama Peace na complete winsh . Buhari don enter wahala dis time. Chai!

Chai , didn't people warn him about who he is contesting against ?

One governor die for Uncle GEJ to become promoted governor

One president die for Uncle GEJ to become president

Does Buhari think say all this na for eye alone. My people strong mammy wata dey work serious juju for Uncle GEJ o . Buari don enter one chance. Chai he better surrender and go beg Mama Peace or else...

Na half word we dey tell omoluwabiabokee o..... if he enter him stomach he go become complete word.
I do talk my own o. Buari over to you. Find time go prostrate for mama Peace , tell am say you sorry and bloody fool

Seequadry:
Lol.... baba dey flaunt abs+sambisa.... Y is dat young seun looking like a zombie

Baba don giv am small igbo smoke na

Tonnyb12:
Her name is Liu Xiaoqing, she will turn 60 years old on October 30th this year. One of the leading actresses in China in the 1980s and now a business woman.

Ms. Liu is called a 'frozen beauty’ in China for her everlasting beauty. She said that she’s never had any plastic surgery.
At the age of 30 she acted mainly mainland films and won numerous awards. She was also recently named the most beautiful woman in the world over 50 by Japanese TV. Xiaoqing is a business woman and a published author.
In 1999, she appeared on Forbes’ list of the 50 richest Chinese businessmen and businesswomen in the world.

http://naijaparrot.com/ageless-beauty-60-yr-old-woman-looks-18-without-plastic-surgery-photos/.

[size=18pt]She's my ex-girlfriend. She can lie oo. She is actually 65 years old. [/size][size=8pt][/size]

[size=18pt]Okay GMB Rest in peace in London [/size]

ceejay80s:
Please I need your help,
How much will it cost to build a foundation for 2 bedroom flat times 3 bungalow
Not to spacious rooms.
All I need is estimate quotation of how much it will cost, not to expensive, just building for tenants
Thanks in advance

What is the cost of buying a car ? It must have 4 wheels, headlights and windscreen.
See how your question sounds

Xbabangida:
Buhari's health is nothing to worry about. This man will live long enough to show y'all what true leadership is. He will even live longer than the bandit GEJ becaise GEJ's days are numbered already.

Bros are you his doctor?

He is not lying though. His mother attends MFM

Ladies and gentlemen ,
as we already know APC leaders are not full of decorum .They manufacture new tricks and lies which they continuously deploy to gain greatest political advantage round the clock. But notice that they have gone very quietly underground over the past few days after Buhari has left for London . Indeed they have become so defensive of all accusations on Buhari so much that it actually looks like they are AFRAID for the truth to be known, whatever the truth is. We know about Nigeria that there is never any smoke without fire and what begins as mere rumours usually end up to be truth. I honestly think Buhari may be sick. How sick, I have no idea. Whether it is a terminal sickness I really cannot say. But the attitude of APC bigwigs says it without uttering any word. They are worried. Please stop hating Buhari; pray for Buhari.
Thank you for reading.

[size=18pt]Rest ? I thought they initially said he is here to deliver lecture. Come on tell us the truth o [/size][size=8pt][/size]

kolonigga:
LAGOS — PRESIDENTIAL candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, has said that he would inherit a huge debt profile and empty treasury if elected president, expressing confidence that his wealth of experience would assist in turning the situation around.
He also stated that his party’s economic policies are conceived to be people-centred, adding that the country would for the first time in over three decades experience a truly pro-people Federal Government if elected.
Buhari said this in a statement by the Director of Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Organisation, APCPCO, Malam Garba Shehu.
His words: “It is crystal clear that our revenues are dwindling by the day and if we must survive, we cannot continue on this path of near absence of accountability, mismanagement, outright waste and jamboree that has characterised the management of public resources under the Jonathan-led PDP government.
“We can assure the mass of Nigerian people that help is on the way. We know that an APC controlled Federal Government will obviously inherit a huge debt profile and an empty treasury from this PDP Federal Government. We are confident of turning the situation around.
“It is apparent that the Federal Government has suddenly found itself in a bind with plummeting crude oil prices in the international market, but typical of a team that lacks capacity for anticipatory actions, the Federal Government has been running from pillar to post in a vain bid to stabilize the economy.
Buhari-london“Unfortunately, all conceived palliatives applied to save the nation’s declining economic indicators have merely scrapped the surface of the problems leaving the mass of Nigerians desperate, confused and hungrier.
“With external debt standing at more than $10 billion and our internal debts at more than $50 billion, it is without doubt that President Jonathan is driving Nigeria into economic wilderness. This should be a cause for concern for all well-meaning Nigerians, more so when the Federal Government responses to these rising economic challenges have, at best, been casual.
“Emblematic of this casual, non profound approach to the management of the national economy is the Central Bank of Nigeria’s devaluation of the national currency in November 2014 while retaining the Retail Dutch Auction System (RDAS).\
“Dramatically, just under three months after that devaluation, the CBN, obviously buffeted by unanticipated dynamics in the foreign exchange market, announced the closure of the RDAS and the Wholesale Dutch Auction System (WDAS). This shows clearly an uncoordinated template in the management of the national economy.”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/ill-inherit-huge-debt-profile-empty-treasury-buhari/#sthash.wLpoBiL0.dpuf

[size=18pt]You will only inherit your house this year by the grace of God. You will NEVER (watch my lips) NEVER become president of Nigeria as long as God lives. Amen [/size][size=8pt][/size]

legendary11:
Oga, I only owe you an explanation and not the sick and mad boy arguing blindly b4 raining curses on his descendants.

The name Legendary11 belongs to me and not d guy applied for Computer engineering jobs in your firm.
I happened to be his school father when I was in the country and I forwarded your job link to him in November last year. In January this year I chatted with you why you refused to employ him because I know and ready to guaranty this guy with the last drop of my blood.
Sir, you requested for computer technicians and not computer operators, he doesn't know about Corel draw or desktop publishing but purely computer engineering e.g. Configuration, Installation, Troubleshooting, Hardware repairing, networking name them.
Furthermore, this guy repairs and maintains ALL the computer gadgets I import in to Nigeria with ease and this prompts me to speak on his behalf. I was very surprised when you said he was disqualified without a proper interview and investigation. I ASKED HIM TO GO AND COLLECT HIS CV 'cos it's unfair to disqualify someone you refused to go through his CV, failed to invite for an interview and you just concluded that he is not qualified for the profession he was trained for.
Oga, I'll tell you categorically that you leave most of your personal and hard tasks in the custody of your so call Secretary, this might not elevate your company progress.....PLS. THINK ABOUT IT.
God bless you for been a good listener

In your own words (see above) :
1. Once upon a time
2. Tales by moonlight
3. Story 4 D gods
4. You know within yourself that you are deceiving ppl

daddy you sabi lie sha

buygala:
She resemble the Honda Pilot sef... .... same shape, same attire

Btw


Why two different models of the same car?

Abi na so her babalawo talk say make she buy am?

Why you sef no find yourself babalawo instaed of making noise here.

That's it. I will never get into the same plane with Obasanjo and Oyedepo again

eleko1:
Give those thieves food,they'll sing diff moronic tunes.Useless pipu

I bet yu did not even read the post. You Boko Haram people never read before you comment. For you it is just enough to see that it is too long to read. Shouting Sai Buhari and making hostile remarks does it for you

Tolexander:
Iya Ijebu



so baba ijebu married the woman at her late 20s when baba ijebu was about 70years?

Well, if money grows on tree, gurls will marry monkeys!

De ting dey pain you say you no get money?

emonkey:
This is very sad. Do you know with all the argument above people still do not read the advertisement above before sending application. The posting says "A good degree in English is ESSENTIAL". We keep getting application from people with degree in Geography, Journalism, Business Administration, Political Science, Insurance etc etc, every degree except English. Is it that they cannot understand English and don't know the meaning of essential ?

Records shows that the man complaining above (legendary11) applied for a job as a computer technician from our advertisement . His CV did not show that he knew anything about computer hardware only that he can do coreldraw etc etc. Of course he was not interviewed for the position because we have no need for someone who can do desktop publishing; we already have two . I am told he returned later to demand his CV back and was very abusive to the receptionist. For several weeks he has been sending me private messages on Nairaland which I refused to open and this I think is the reason for the above drama. Is this how Nigerians now search for a job , without paying attention to basic requirements ?

Please if you are not qualified for a position do not waste people's time by applying for it. Thank you

I could see that he is crazy. He came back to collect his CV; what a lunatic

holatin:
can someone tie this man before he run mad fully.

Why are you always thinking everybody is mad? Does it reflect your own state of mind?

holatin:
long time, but y where you released from d mental asylum before the discharge date.
you are not OK yet.

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Yes I know o my broda. Dey release me yestaday and I am rilly enjoying dis freedom
Dem stll dey find you sha. No waka go near Yaba o , because yur life don finish be dat. Dem don buy special chain dey wait you [/size]

holatin:
I just can't explain the kind of love I ve for this man called buhari.
even though d drunkhass dey assassinate his image, he still keep calm.

buhari until GEJ started using issue based campaign

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Wow this is sweet. Guy, why can't you be bold enough and go tell him how much you want him to fvck you. He's probably gay too. [/size]

Eh! Igbo man. Dis ting no good oh. You for just drive the woman comot go find anoder one na

zboyd:
Do you think that some people can curse or bewitch others?

Do you believe bewitching or curses only have power over those who believe that it can affect them?

Or...do you think such things aren't real and nothing more than superstitious fears?

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Na small pikin day worry you. If winsh no visit you within the next 7 days call me custard [/size]

Pictures of the ghost workers or I don't believe it

hazyfm1:
[size=18pt]WHO IS DECEIVING AGBAJE?[/size]


HE CAN'T WIN IN ANY LOCAL GOVERNMENT

The same person deceiving Buhari

OliverQuinny:
Dear Nairalanders, I am in a relationship with someone that hurt me when I needed her most. We met a while ago while I was still hustling on the streets of PortHarcourt. I was working in a small firm then, but I was doing all I could to make her happy. The job wasn't well paying, so I had to quit to pursue my Masters Degree and professional qualifications. The money stopped rolling in and we both started having issues. She became very difficult and eventually she left me sha, for no concrete reason. But I strongly believe its cos I quit the job.

I still loved her, and wished she wud change her mind. Some years later, I got a job in one of the multinationals and was sent abroad on an official assignment. I met her again at the airport in London and we became friends. We started chatting and she visited me on a saturday. One thing led to another, and we were intimate. The feelings started rekindling, but I just couldn't forget the way she treated me when I needed her most and I am afraid that shez back cos of my wealth.

Recently, she told me shez one month pregnant and am contemplating marrying her, but the way she hurt me when we were in Nigeria keeps taunting me. I keep having these flashbacks. Am actually scared that she will repeat the same behaviour in d nearest future even though it seems she has changed.

Please ur advice is needed here. Mature minds only.

Mister Man run for your life. Shey last time she dumped you , next time she will give you rat poison . If you disobey me I hope you will remember this when you are dying. Half a word is enough for the wise.

legendary11:
I see.
I look for a job here in Atlanta or something? never again!

Your pay master operates in Ibadan, Oyo State and not Atlanta, GA. He knows he is guilty of d accusation 'cos he never knew he's been watching for posting series of jobs vacancy without a single testimony from anyone.

I can see how saucy u are. That's why ppl are dieing ignorantly because of their naivety.
Anyways, I pity ur family for raising a disgraceful kid like u

I now see your problem. You are a mad man suffering from delusion. That is why they did not employ you. You in Atlanta? They will soon take you back to mental hospital. Agbaya. Better go and see doctor quickly before you start to walk naked in the market. Jobless old man.

mcaylife:
VULCANISER? yet this PDP supporters are clamouring for Buhari's certificate when they themselves are all illiterates.... smh

You no get fokanaisa ? Abi you no get motor ?

Etumgbe:
A photo of the mother of Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, the All Progressives Congress (APC) vice presidential candidate has surfaced online.



Mama Osinbajo is a strong supporter of her son’s vice presidential ambition.

She is clearly an APC fan as can be seen from her dressing.

The elderly woman can be seen rocking an APC T-Shirt with the picture of her son and Muhammadu Buhari emblazoned on it.

[size=18pt]Please when are they going to show us pictures of Osinbajo's dogs, stewards , mechanic and vulcaniser, tailor,doctor etc... Please hurry up... 6 weeks is going [/size]