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Aguiyi13:
itel is the worst scam in our present day society, their online marketers with their sugarcoated deception should be locked up in kuje prison with hard labour for decieving the public at large. Am a victim of their deception and incorrigible telltales.

Itel just lost one fanboy

Mavrick2012:
Gooday house,
Am typing With a heavy heart and eyes full of tears, have been crying for the past 30 minutes.
I sincerely don't know how to win my wife back.
We have been married for the past 7yrs.
We have had issues in the past (some of which can be found in my topics here on nairaland).
Between 2011 and 2013,we had serious marriage threatening misunderstandings.
Between 2013 and 2016 we stopped fighting, but engaged in silent relationship.
By 2017, i felt we not growing younger, so i called my wife for total reconciliation. I pleaded to her telling her i have been wrong all these years.
The issue now is, my wife is not loving me the way she should. Whenever i demand for a pathing or welcoming hug, she does it with some level of hesitation, sometimes she even refuse.
If i tell her i love her, she scarcely respond.
My wife has refused me sex since January 27th 2017. While i desire we relate directly, my wife would rather be on wattsapp, sometimes down to 12 midnight.
I love my wife so much.
I desire to have my wife back to me.
House, please tell me what to do.
Have been on sleeping pills so i can sleep from thinking.
Am currently contemplating alcohol, if it could resolve my frustration.
I love my wife, as a matter of fact, my wife is the only woman i have known sexually in my entire 40yrs on earth.
HOUSE, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO TO GET MY WIFE BACK

Go to her family and explain what you wrote here to them.

If she's tired of you, don't force it. Divorce her and marry another woman. Happiness is key and if both of you can find happiness in separation, go for it

QueenSuccubus:


A confirmation from a professor of psychology abi?

No, from a professor of womanology

Well done Omoluabi...Oodua a gbe gbogbowa o

OrestesDante:


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∆ A JSS2 not even JSSIII scoring a "minimum" of 80% in this exam is of a very low probability like 0.000005647

The questions look simple but what about the time factor? It says much. ∆



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What are you saying? Time allowed is 1hr 30mins. Its enough and a jss2/Jss3 student will blast it

Go back to New general mathematics for jss, you ll see those questions there

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahaa....

But as a psychology student, i may ask myself.. Is my psychology professor having an affair outside his marriage?

Coz a lot of professors are already married by the time they got their PhD...na lie abi?

That's normal, especially for university lecturers. They lecture different species of girls every year

Graduated from PhD..how?

marttol:
I was expecting at least 260 or 270 above but had 248,just a mark difference from my last year result which denied me admission... There is no way this is gonna give me admission into unilag, feel like crying, it was jamb that also denied me admission in 2016,by giving me 212,which is not closer at all to the mark I expected... Gosh feel like crying.

by giving you ke? My friend, thats your score

Checking VIN is not enough, check the engine condition. Some of them have womb/ovaries issue

blesskewe:
Well not for you to celebrate

Well, whatever suit Kewe

Osedagal:
Dear Romancelanders,

Am just chatting with an British lady just recently and I think am boring her to death.
I would some advice from you guys.
Chat samples if necessary
#Biko nu#

Ojigbijigbi

blesskewe:
Will just change course


Didn't you read a thread about how someone committed suicide because of jamb result



Bros it's my own ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I didn't tell you to go and commit suicide but nothing to celebrate here

GentlemanAyo:
Tough for SS 1 students? Abi the issue is you don't know mathematics. You need to see the questions I set for my JSS 2 students when I served in Kaduna not to talk of SS 2. My best student in JSS 2 will solve these problems with a minimum score of 80%.

His name is Barnabas Asher, I pray he achieves his dream of becoming an aeronautic engineer.... That boy is damn good.

seconded

Iseoluwani:
Was supervising this ss1 class today and went through the questions

In my opinion, the questions are damn tough


What do u think?

Not tough, In my days, I think I did that in junior waec (jss 3)

blesskewe:
Ok good morning
This year was the first time I wrote jamb
I didn't do jamb lesson
Only read and prayed
Normally I have heard of people that wrote jamb 4times and all but I still wanna thank God
Once and for all

There is nothing to celebrate with your score. 200 is not acceptable

vanessaRN:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/5ab2594a47ce7.jpg
The singer who is no stranger to bold fashion statements stepped out in this lovely ankara jumpsuit and it’s absolutely gorgeous.

SOURCE
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/03/21/photos-singer-yemi-alade-stun-in-ankara-jumpsuit/

cc lalasticlala

looking like a gear box

NLProblemChild:
Hello Nairaland. I'm here again with my jamb result. This year, I was able to score 180. As seen in the screenshot below. Wish me well !!

just 180...smh

kennygee:
Please, who can share the advice.

that he should use his inner strength

cococandy:

Meatpie in eatries now is N200 with little or no ingredients in it. How much is your meatpie?

He probably died while having sex

nwabobo:
Stop trying to confuse gullible folks here with semantics. UCI simply meant University College (Of the University of London) located in Ibadan.

Did UCI have any degree awarding powers?

University College Ibadan
It also became the first university established by a Nigerian Regional Government. The University College Ibadan, the oldest university institution, cut its umbilical cord with London in October 1962, becoming the University of Ibadan.

imhotep:
femi4 has been beating about the bush on this matter, using fuzzy language left and right.

use google and stop blabbing

imhotep:
More about Ibadan, location of UI

You and I know that Igbo man and "honest business" are parallel lines

nwabobo:
Ibadan was a College of the University of London. So we can safely sat University of London was the first university in Nigeria but UNN was the first Nigerian university in Nigeria.

it was UCI not UCL

imhotep:
so you finally agree that Igbo amaka

Its better to educate an household than celebrate a VC from an household.

An educated man surrounded by illiterates is an illiterate

Mrop:
5 star boss E money activate Santa Claus mode, givespney to all those asking for his help on instagram. See screenshots below



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Cc lalasticlala fynestboi

Did you take permission from airforceone

imhotep:

Bro, every attitude is biased by one sentiment or the other.

Igbo amaka.

cc lzaa onyeoga

He was given based on merit and not where he came from. Such can't happen in igboland cos its a rare level of exposure/maturity..... Deal with it!

imhotep:
He was the most qualified and competent for the VC job.

Show some respect.

Do I need to define "unbiased attitude"? Try and understand a post before quoting

imhotep:
yeah but he was an Igbo man in the office of the Vice Chancellor of UI.

Pay homage.

cc lzaa onyeoga

he was looking for greener pasture and enjoyed the hospitality and unbiased attitude of South Westerners

imhotep:
pace setter with Igbo VC Kenneth Dike

His salary was being paid from Cocoa money anyway