₦airaland Forum

jedaii:
Hi guys.. recently I started smoking weed.. and I discovered something, ,,
when I smoke it.. I become very smart sharp and I even begin to play with people intelligence..
having women becomes easy and manipulating people is jus a finger tip thing.. what am concerned now is about my future health, , can anyone one help or tell me what to do?.. Does it happen only to me or other fellow weed smokers?
admin please push to front page

Won ti fomi gutter we....oju ti dirty

XhosaNostra:
But that is her body, she can do what she wants with it. It's not always about other people, but feeling comfortable in your own skin. I think she has guts, very few people would be confident enough to show their flaws to the world. The natural reaction is to conceal them. I think this one is done hiding. She's saying take me or leave me. Btw, you'll be surprised by the kind of things people are turned on by. If her cleavage is unattractive to you, doesn't mean the next guy sees it that way.

Definitely not saggy boobs. If that's how she wants play, then she shouldn't complain about people's reaction cos naturally most of the reaction will be negative

XhosaNostra:
Well, confidence is attractive. You go girl!

This is more realistic & relatable to most women. Not everybody has breast up so high, they could double as a chinrest. Yes, that is an ideal, but this is reality.

She should learn to cover her chest. It ll reduce body shaming and increase her self confidence. The cleavages of a falling breast is not attractive.

You ll never see don jazzy shirtless

Omeruo behave yourself

HungerBAD:
Congratulations.

22 Years is not a joke,especially if you live your life in the public sphere. I still don't know how this woman combines her very hectic schedules,and then being a dutiful wife.

Can i marry an Actress or Model?No.

Can I ever trust any?No.

And this is why her husband has doubly earned my respect,by trusting a wife that does her trade in Nigeria,in an industry littered with uckers.

Congratulations to them once again.

she married very early @ 18, her kids were grown ups when she became a celebrity

QueenSuccubus:



How wud i know Prof?

#TeamNeverBeenKissedNeverBeenTouched
#TeamTightNunu

Submit yourself for a wonderful experience

We need more of this from MURIC instead of keeping quiet

QueenSuccubus:



And all the broke boiz will be flooding her DM by now...She should let them have an AUDITION

There are some things money can't buy....e.g good sex

A man that cannot provide for his family is worse than an infidel

Fake bloggers everywhere

Upaka:
I got a message from globacomHR, for assessment. Please are they recruiting
Another friend got an sms too

hope you no be married woman

XhosaNostra:
My kind of lady. No pretence. Zero f*cks given.

smoking material detected

christejames:
You just scribbled down a fallacious article. I can tell you from experience that the north is among the best regions to serve, safe for some skirmishes here and there which is not even peculiar to the region alone. I would say it's the best place to serve.

How many southern states indegines still respect corps members? but here in the north once they get to know that you are a corp member and also from South (especially east), you will be regarded in high esteem. The people here are nice, don't listen to the picture the media or stereotypes the southerners have for them. Things are cheap here for real, even house rent. So forget that negative notion you have been nursing for them.




They are hospitable but like everywhere else, BE CAUTIOUS!

You sound confused anyway

11. Risky Bugger (Agege bread + Akara)

Freeman50:
Sometimes its not the person you miss, but the feelings and moments you has when you were with them.

And Jesus wept!

What's "happy ondatni"

wjxavier:
Calling all aprokos!!! Coman Year gist.

The day I saw this girl on Facebook, I was chilling with a friend.

It was love at first sight.

I told my friend "See baaaaabe!"

"Walahi, if she answer me, I go wife am straight. She no go see her next period ah sweh!!!"

Alas, she turned me down.

E pain me ehn... my friend was teasing me. "Wey dat ya Beb nah"

Over time, I'd forget.

Then she got married.

All hope lost.

I kukuma face my hustle.

Then she slid inbox this year asking for my help.

Her son was in the Pears Baby contest.

What could I have done?

I sha voted and shared.

She slid into my inbox again today...I mean the girl who turned me down in 2012 to marry fine boy.

Someone asked me the last time if I still love her.

An average non-hypocrite like me has the balls to admit I can't quite un-love people, right?

So yea...I still love her..even though she's now this multi-gravid soccer mom, legally shining another man's Kongo.

Yuk.

Anyhoo...

Here's the news. Her son won, thanks to your votes.

He's now in the second stage, needing your votes again.

If you were aproko enough to read this far, please help this my ex-who-never-was win the prize for her fine ass son.

Simply click the link below and share with your friends and family after voting.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

If you read without voting, I'll send some crazy traffic jam your way this evening on your way from work.

If you do VOTE, I'll give you my bestselling ebook ZERO CAPITAL: How To Start ANY Business in Nigeria Without Capital, Begging Relatives, or Painful Bank Loans

Chai! The things we do for loveeeeee.

Oya goan vote before I change my mind. TODAY ONLY.

AFTER VOTING, INBOX Nafisat(at)cabalfood.com. You'll get the ebook instantly.

https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5-top-500/entry?id=389471

A lot of people won't vote cos your first impression is repulsive

If its not apple, it can never be like apple. If pineapple didn't come close, then Android can't be a match

Guidette:
Deleted my Facebook account with over 1000 'friends' in April of 2013 after too many amebos and secret stalkers were using my information (that I willingly posted) to spread rumors, cause fights, and embarrass me. So I did the needful and never looked back. Can't wait to celebrate my 5 year anniversary from that diabolical, vacuous, time-wasting, nonsensical site.

Well, your pix is on your nl profile, you are not totally free

Garri + Mango

Sassy decoder that does not have EPL...Is that one sassy

Ba mi ki Stella bo ba dorun...sun re o

The power of pussy....when the pussy taste good, the brain stop functioning

OrestesDante:


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You didnt know they were Muslims? What if they were not? *spit* Bullshit talk. So there were no Muslim girls among the abducted chibok school girls in 2014 before releasing them in Buhari's regime?

I sweeeaaaar Buhari and his APC are ones behind this stuffz. Just to show that school girls were abducted in their regime and return unlike that of Jonathan's regime.
Buhari is the True leader of Bokoharam.
These people think they can play on our intelligence.
Nigerians are wiser now.

Anybody that refuse to vote Buhari out come 2019 is an Enemy of Progress and that of the Nation and God will punish that person.

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.....waiting for the Zombies' Quotes!!!

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Chibok is a Christian town and the percentage of Christians among the chibok girls kidnapped was very high.

#useyourbrain

Invoking the spirit of CarlcareOpebi and carlcaresophia on this thread

Awaitingkopa:
Lol none ooo
He started with one gulf abi nah golf car like that. Very strong car

Your Dad must be relatively young

MizMyColi:


A good husband is one that buys a house, a car, and three plots of land and registers all in his wife's name.

My kind of man

I m sure such man already own like 3times of what you wrote there before doing that for you

How much is Nigerian use

OrestesDante:


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∆ A JSSIII student will surely make something out of this. But hell no for a JSSII student.

There is nothing you want to tell me about New General Maths that I don't know ∆



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you don't know jack, you probably didn't go to school in south west

Benz4pimp:
Ordinary champions league,he couldn’t win it for Chelsea!!!Messi plays football for the fun of it,if you doubt that abeg ask Neymar wetin him dey face for PSG!!! Messi makes football look so easy for any of his team mates and he is cool with that!!!

Indomie generation, I guess you started watching champions league from 2013

MissRaine69:
So why can’t you look in the real world? You think NL is the best place to look for a husband?
I don’t think you like or care for this friend of yours.

Stereotype, You think people in the real world don't come online or are non nairalanders.