₦airaland Forum

Kingsland24:
HEALTH TIPS FOR LADIES
1. Always wash your vagina after sex to avoid odor

2. Drink plenty water everyday so as to wash bacteria and infections out of your body

3. Always massage your breast before bedtime or let your man suck it so as to avoid cancer ♋

4. Don't wash your vagina with any kind of soap. Clean water alone is enough

5. If you're the type that likes giving her man #Mouth Gig, try as much as you can to brush your teeth/mouth morning and night and take a cup of lemon 🍋 warm water every morning after brushing to avoid mouth 👄 odor/ mouth infection

6. Always shave your armpits and pelvic hairs

7. As a lady, take lots of yogurts and pineapples🍍 because, it helps in making vagina healthy and sweet during sex

8. Use good pads during your period and change it when it full

9. Take your bath at least 2 times everyday especially when you're menstruating.

10. Say NO to genital multilation

11. Change your sets of panties and bra always at least once in three months .....

A word is enough for the wise.

I love you all🥰🥰🥰

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1EnpFgWmeH/

I stopped reading at no 2

If you like drink a drum...nothing go happen

This husband snatcher too dey give advice

[quote author=Chickenandchips post=139581598]

My father d!ed on a Sunday waiting for a qualified doctor. You know why? All the qualified doctors went to church. This is why you can’t find me in a church.

- Keji Giwa pic.twitter.com/FObxsc56ry

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) May 30, 2026

submission

1. Are all the docs in the hospital xtians

2. Must all docs work on Sundays....don't they work according to their rota

Another podcast lies

abc115:
Q: What do you see in this coming (2027) election? Do you think Tinubu has already won it?

Babachir Lawal: President Tinubu will win by a landslide.

Q: What do you see in this coming (2027) election? Do you think Tinubu has already won it?

Babachir Lawal: President Tinubu will win by a landslide. pic.twitter.com/v3kRR28ie0

— Imran Muhammad (@Imranmuhdz) June 1, 2026

2027: Tinubu will win landslide, I won’t support Peter Obi – Babachir Lawal

His win is non negotiable

MONEY247:
I walk more than 10,000 steps almost everyday. I deliberately do this to born excess sugar and excess calories....

Downside is you get kinda slim...


You should try it

Its not downside

A time comes when you wont be able to do it that much...appreciate it now that its less stressful

They do but few of them are thankful n humble

That country is just living in stone age

Jamboree as usual...they keep cashing out

It is always accelerated, overpower, overcoming et al in their themes


You will never see words like resititution, repentance n salvation there

Rutherinspace:
The glitch was not caused by FBN. Billions were trapped. FBN can confirm if the transaction was successful or not by checking their automated reconciliation or acknowledgement from the receiving bank. Most of the glitches are not from the banks. This was from the settlement system and it messes things up.

And where did I say it was caused by FBN

Read to understand not to argue

Rutherinspace:
You clearly don't know how inter-bank transactions work. FBN is not the one initiating the reversal. There was a glitch at the settlement system. They are responsible for most reversals and not the banks.

I ve been using FBN for decades. I am not new to glitch.

Whenever money got reversed, you ll see it in your statement or mobile bank history...they are so efficient like that

Few yrs ago, they had 24hrs glitch n everything was rectified the following day with reversed notification / emails etc

How can any sane person think something good can come out of smoking

Thank God for your deliverance

Islie:
Lere Olayinka recently came under heavy criticism from Nigerians after leaking Ike’s voter information through an INEC administrative webpage.



https://www.channelstv.com/2026/06/02/wikes-aide-has-no-right-to-expose-my-privacy-im-ready-to-take-him-on-emeka-ike/

In politics..there is nothing like privacy

Bandits love using this bank

Toolegit123:
Good day everyone out there.

Lately, I have been traumatized. Like so depressed. My fiancee and I have been together for over 2 years and we've been planning to take the next step,which is our marriage arrangements.

But recently,I have noticed how she has been distancing herself from me. Though we had a little quarrels not quite long ago,but I really wanted to settle things up. And unfortunately, before I could calm things up,I noticed she had blocked me on Whatsapp.

Now,the pain in me,is that I've tried to talk to her,but she seems like who doesn't want to listen to me and it's really hitting hard on me.

This is someone who has always been toxic and disrespectful to me,but whenever I try t walk away completely from her,i always find myself going back to her. And I'm so tired and fed up with the whole thing.

I have tried to walk away,like forget about everything we've together in the past but the healing process hasn't been easy. I really want my peace of mind back. Please,has anyone been in this kind of situation before? How did you navigate yourself through it. Please,help a brother in need.

The red flag is here looking at you but you are blindfolded with love n want to marry her

Anyway, we will be here to listen to how more violent she has become after your marriage but let it be on record that we warned you before you dive in

Rutherinspace:
Many successful transactions were reversed on that date. He should reach out to the originating bank.

FBN dont move like that...if its reversed, it will be in your account even with the charges reversed

Sirchiboy:
Have you ever dropped from Grace to Grass financially?

How did you handle it?

Never...cos I always deliver n make myself indispensable

A welcome development

They ve turned some centres to money making venture

Jef4u:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am creating this thread to publicly call out the gross incompetence of GTBank (@gtbank) and First Bank (@FirstBankngr). I am currently completely stranded, out of cash, and cannot even afford transport fare because both banks are holding onto my money and playing games with my life.

On the 25th of May, 2026, I transferred ₦50,000 from my First Bank account to my GTBank account.

First Bank debited me instantly. After a week of crying out to both banks, First Bank customer care on X just sent me a DM confirming the transaction was successful on their end and gave me the official 30-digit NIBSS Session ID: 000016260525212658002065390897.

Here is where the wickedness from GTBank starts:
1. Over the weekend, a GTBank agent checked their deep server logs and confirmed to me on WhatsApp that they saw the transaction sitting on their server gate on a "BLANK STATUS."

2. Because they saw it, they created a formal inward dispute ticket for me with Reference ID: 260601353720618 and promised it would be credited.

3. Shockingly, this morning (Tuesday, June 2nd), another GTBank agent named Eberechi Chukwueke sent me an email (CRM:033400000396) completely contradicting the bank, claiming they have "no evidence" of the transaction and told me to go back to First Bank!

How can a bank issue a tracking reference ID for a stuck transaction on Monday, and then turn around on Tuesday to say "no evidence"?

If GTBank's server gate rejected the "blank status" transaction, it means the ₦50,000 has automatically reversed back into First Bank’s internal suspense ledger, and First Bank is lazily sitting on my money without crediting my app dashboard!

I am stuck at home, starving, and stranded. Both banks need to stop passing the buck. One of you is sitting on my ₦50,000.

Please help me tag @gtbank and @FirstBankngr handles on social media. Moderators, please move this to the Front Page to save an innocent customer from this institutional nightmare!

When fbn says its succeessful, its always successful. Your money is with gtb

They ll all feel it

Vain glory

Sirchiboy:
Men and Women earning millions , what do you do for work?

Busineess analytics

Lawless Country, the govt need to wake up and stop these riff raffs

Famous606:
just they play ,i totally disagree who go patronize you no go stress you much

lies

Your worst enemy today fit be your best friend tomorrow...don't burn that bridge

chidiokay:
It did not bring back chibok gurlz Buh @least he showed emotional intelligence.. It show they valued human life

Unlike the demons in power today, Tinubu no send naa campaign and how to play politics be there only thinking

in venue we saw how a woman carried dead son for hand they cry, even men were touched But Remi Tinubu could not even reach out to show empathy
Tinubu went to grievre with people n say he doesn't have more than 10min

Pure insensitivity and emotional intelligence zero

Because its not in the media, you believed nothing was done...una mumu never do

fitinwell:
Time wasters has nothing to offer your business, Blank truth!

ki lomode e mo

Ignorance

Learn to accommodate all customers

Those you refer to as time waster might actually be one of the people promoting your business in their neighbourhood based on how you attend to them

Sorry my foot

Her display on national tv didnt bring the girls back, neither did it stop kidnapping in the north

Hypocrite..must every move they make be on social media

Cutezt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VjTV6dfEU

Madam, it is "you are doing it consciously" not unconsciously

Like toke, dayo et al

Just get sperm from sperm bank

youdontknoe:
Getting back to writing again. But hopefully I can stay anonymous while I pour out my heart.

Life is hard. And I am going through a situation that I don’t know if I can share with anyone in my physical world yet. But I need to share till the heaviness is gone.

Who am I? Someone who wished she could undo many things, especially the decision to get married.

I have googled divorce reasons more than 10 times today alone. I don’t even know if I am ok.
No, I am not been physically or emotionally abused. I am not been cheated on. At least not that I know. I am just disconnected, tired and no one would really understand why I want to walk away from a 2 year marriage. Or maybe someone here will.


Let’s just say that there is no reason to rush marriage. But once you hit age 30, somehow the bells keep ringing everywhere around you and the pressure heightens. I wanted it. I wanted to marry for love, companionship and I wanted to choose. But, time was flying and someone came that felt right at the time and I genuinely was a good person. The person was overly in love with me. Or maybe it was the idea of me. A successful independent woman living life on her own terms. Somehow we started dating and in 9 months, we were married. And we were happy at the time. Or I was. Until we started living together.


We had counseling. So it wasn’t a matter of ignorance. But the foolish butterflies didn’t make me see road.


I guess from the very beginning I just settled. Settled for a quiet hush hush wedding. For someone who had always wanted a glam wedding, I didn’t have one. The other person just couldn’t be bothered and concluded that paying bride price was the only thing that signified marriage. We were not in the Nigeria so that happened in our absence. He wasn’t buoyant but I was understanding. I gathered money together. We had only 3 other people at the civil wedding. The plan was that we were going to go back home to throw the big party later. Never did and I’ve heard many times that it won’t be happening.

I thought marriage will complete me. No. It just drained me so much.

Thinking marriage will complete you..wanting to spend lavishly on wedding

I m afraid you are not mature for this