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Xmass don pass now

creamylicious:
as in a non-sexual teacher or what

no be classroom dey your dp

creamylicious:
my sister e nuh need to reach p*ssy sef .... just some bad romance with that tingling feeling for neck, face ...choi!! i have died

And you be teacher o

kilode100:
I love his beard.


The feel of those beard on my pussy when giving head,will be heavenly

Kilode gan

Shadydamsel:
How do I write a story that is enough to make a storybook on Nairaland sef……

Anyway, I’m gonna summarize.

It all started in the year 2009, when I went to register at a computer institute. A week after I started, he came to introduce himself as our instructor. That was the first time I saw him and please don’t think I will say it was love at first sight cos it wasn’t but I just admired him because he was cute and friendly. Fast forward to December 2009, On the day of our end of the year party while I was dancing with my friends, he just walked up to me and asked if we could dance together. Initially I refused, but later went to dance with him. I remember we were dancing to D’banj’s Fall in Love when he was saying “we suppose marry but you don make me fall in love ooo” and instantly he was very blunt and asked “Can We Marry” and I remembered my responses which was “Olorun Lomo Oko Iyawo Ojuona” which means it is only God that knows the real groom. Few days later he asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him I gonna give it a chance. That night I remembered we spoke all through the night and that was how the beautiful journey started.
My borbo has been supporting, loving and encouraging, he cares for me effortlessly, he is always focused, never gets tired of saying I LOVE YOU, I NEED YOU, WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT YOU, YOU ARE THE BEST, THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME……… he always tell me he would he love me forever and two days more and I pray to God to help him. There are lots of things associated with our relationship, we pray together, we fight and make up like siblings, we think and plan together and can be very playful (we do erepa like kids) we gist like buddies (my partner in everything) he is my most trusted friends, confidant and my advisor. Baby I pray the Lord will Bless, Keep, Guide and Guard us through this next journey.

I’m going to love you endlessly….. So help me God.

remove that hair net

nurey:
What is the reason for that assumption?

The risk is lower incase you experience tyre burst

Utchgirl:
My size !

Orobo

worworgirl:
God, when will I have my own footballer boyfriend na

Enter Kano pillars

Quasarr:
I'm not a football fan, and I no close to nothing about the game. I happen to check through the thread just to have something to taunt my friends with, and your analysis caught my attention.
You have won me over, and henceforth, it's going to be Chelsea or nafin!
Off I go to learning more about the game of football.

Welcome to Chelsea FC where the colour is always BLUE. The pride of London

You ve made the right choice. Don't be surprise if you see many haters around, Its natural for people to be envious of your success.

Keep The Blue Flag Flying Higher

Earth2Metahuman:
Kante and costa help Chelsea keep possessions a lot and the absence was obvious.. Especially kante

We won...QED!

Dan42:
Glo

can't be unlock

12th straight wins

Dem say we no fit win without Costa and Kante

Optional1, help me serve haters fried beans in the spirit of boxing day

annnikky:
Two world's famous prisoners 'Colditz' and
'Pascal' are locked in a cell.
They plan to escape from the cell.
They noticed there is an open window at 40 feet
above the ground level.
Both of them tried very hard but are never able
to reach there.

Then both of them decided to plan to escape by
a tunnel and they start digging out.
After digging for just 5 days, Colditz and Pascal
comes out with the much more easier plan than
tunneling and they escaped.

what was the plan ?

They will use the bricks they dug from the tunnel to escape

Dan42:
Uncle sam please help me with my e303 huawei modem
Imei: 861195003058316
Type:huawei broadband e303. Thanks

network

2SWT:
What does my boyfriend like


I want to get him a Christmas gift too.


Something tells me he will like condoms, so maybe I'd get him a carton

You are encouraging him to cheat

Bournemouth! Its your turn to CHOP AM

I don turn up

Line ups:

Thibaut Courtois

Gary Cahill

Cesar Azpilicueta

David Luiz

Marcos Alonso

Cesc Fabregas

Victor Moses

Nemanja Matic

Eden Hazard

Pedro Rodriguez

Michy Batshuayi

luvlife007:
Shayo master

shayo....shayo ! shayo!!

ProfClassic:
Pls what is Durella?

Dbanj wannabe

sholatem:
Dis lady surprised me,i didn't expect her marriage to last dis long,considering her age and her way of life then,Madam I doff my hat for u,U indeed Hav a beautiful soul

All credits to the hubby. A man can either bring out the best or worst in a woman

Johnpaul2k2:
R702 franklin technology
https://smile.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/smifi.png

can't be unlock

Johnpaul2k2:
please can you unlock smile?

yes....what model

Becina:
I dey vex >: I no come early.

better late than never

Divay22:
thank you sire

Anytime dear

e fit get more than one flag

Divay22:
but uncle my mummy said darkness is not o,evil things use to happens in darkness

Thats if you are with a stranger. If you with someone you trust....its the best experience you can ever want

Divay22:
you must like darkness o,

In darkness there is freedom and shyness disappear

Divay22:
oh...doesn't he know he will carry touch light,he might miss is way now, and his car to the wrong direction

You will not appreciate the beauty of the place if you go there with torch light.

Some animals see better in the dark. The darker it becomes......the better it is to manovuer

Divay22:
Uncle where is under the hood ....Am confusioning

That dark place where a man struggle to find his way through

Divay22:
He is seeing things....

under the hood