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End of an era

Madrid without his goals would have been fighting relegation by now

Unigrad:
Tinubu is outside the country, hence he is being exempted from APC presidential screening. He left when he knew modalities for nomination and primary is going on.
Well, he owns the party. The closest person to submit it for him is the VP. If someone else does, it will raise dust.

Lazy excuse

He no go return again

Tinahhh4222:
I’m so heartbroken right now. Why is Morocco embassy treating Nigerians this way. I hope the Morocco embassy sees this. I applied for a visa to see my fiance who is from the Netherlands and he was my sponsor we were supposed to spend time together today in Marrakech but I can’t be there because my visa was denied. I’m thinking of committing suicide and I hope I will be born again as a white woman.

Why are Nigerians with uk visa and Schengen visa granted an E-visa and why others without it have to go stress of going to the embassy and still get denied. Being a black woman from Nigeria is really difficult.

The funny part is I had all document, I’m law student and I had no reason to not come back to my country and they just denied me without any reason.

What happened to spending time together in Nigeria...We ve got beautiful places you can visit here

Movement everywhere

Even Fifa wont guarantee your safety

Taking taxi n uber forming big boy on empty stomach

Cost of cable subs n petrol for generator

Jokers

He's got no reason to context...we dont want sme sme president

He no fit submit form again by himself..laziness in the air

The guy dey find cheap labour

Is that for garri or ewa

Why not plant mole in their midst

We dont want sme sme president

That gap aint going away

guobe:
Earlier in the week, I had a conversation with a friend of mine who is a chemistry teacher and asked him if he taught his students short codes to remember elements in chemistry and he said he didn't know of it.

I told him that in my secondary school days,there was a short code we used and it made us to remember it .

The short code was He Has Large Brain But Can Not Offer Full Nine Subjects May All Silly Painters Stop Colouring Articles Kept Carelessly.

The first letters represent the elements like Hydrogen, Hellium,Boron,Carbon,Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine,Neon etc.

Other popular short codes were MRNIGERD for characteristics of a living thing with M for movement, R for respiration, For nutrition, I for irritability G for growth e for excretion, R for reproduction while D for death.

A lot of codes in those days that really helped,I wonder if this generation still make use of it.

Even songs....

Avogadro's law lo so wipe,

Equal vol of all gases..

Contain the same no of element

At the standard temp n pressure

Fiscus105:
And if two of you going to party?

I dont need her outside

Normal stuff, deny first then implement it later

As expected cos he no fit pass screening

Fake cry
Go home

Hybrid...we aint ready for full electric

Stealing us real...ole ifon

Road without security...bandits will take over the road

Imagine...relying on fans for victory

Almost fc..no doubt

Psg is doing back to back

Lovelink1991:
It is normal where? Show one person who cleaned his or her gym after usage after the coronavirus if not the gym officials?

Its normal even with keyboards in offices

After covid, everything has change

To what end...you ll still announce your own result when everyone dey sleep

Fiscus105:
If you are to married one of these ladies with character below, which one will you use and why?

For me, I will choose religion and gossip. Because I'm less concerned with whatever anybody says about me or others, you have your mouth to say whatever you want.

3. Ugly but intelligent

I will use pillow to cover her face in the other room

Pray for Arsenal

michaelodafe:
If you keep applying and hearing nothing, your CV is probably losing in the first 10 seconds.

Here are 5 common mistakes I keep seeing:

1. Weak headline
Instead of just "CV", open with your target role + years of experience. Example: "Customer Support Specialist | 3 years | SaaS + CRM experience"

2. Duties instead of results
Don’t write "responsible for sales". Write what changed because of you: "closed 18 new accounts in 90 days" or "reduced response time from 12h to 3h".

3. No keywords from the job post
If the role says Excel, CRM, inventory, reconciliation, stakeholder management, those exact words should appear naturally where true.

4. Long paragraphs
Recruiters skim. Use bullets, numbers, tools, and outcomes. Make the page easy to scan.

5. Generic application mail
Even 4 clean lines work better than a lazy "Find attached".

Simple template:

Hello [Hiring Manager],
I’m applying for the [Role] position. I have [X years] experience in [field] and recently achieved [specific result]. I believe my background in [2 relevant skills] fits this role well. My CV is attached for review.

If you want, drop your job title + years of experience and I’ll suggest a stronger CV headline format here in the thread.

The major reaon isn't here

Non ATS compliant...those of you that love to design CV like certificates, beware

Liar..Nigerians are getting jobs in uk, us n canada with crude skills

Why? Over there, they take their time to train n retrain you

Moneypoint is looking for cheap labour

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This one just dey follow obi everywhere