₦airaland Forum

BonPatrick:
Good evening guys please there is a new tenant I let in and she is beautiful and I am in love with her and want to woo her in a week time, is it wrong to date her?

Nothing is wrong. She becomes landlady niyen

A guy becomes the MD by dating a lady who is the owner of where he works. We find love in strange places

IfyAwazie:
“I feel like it’s crazy, imagine working all your life just to pay bills. It’s just that there is peace in the country.

Exactly, Na that peace they're looking for where them they japa to.... She's talking as if we no dey pay bills for Nigeria.

You dey mind am...Naija bills go dey stare you for face with no way out

aguele:
By: Dr. Doyin Okupe

Doyin Indomie brain Okupe

smokinloud:
SO, WHAT'S WRONG IF A COUNTRY PEG ITS CURRENCY TO A FOREIGN CURRENCY?!. ARE YOU DA7T AND DON'T UNDERSTAND BASIC ECONOMY THAT SOUTH AFRICA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO THE LOTI?!. IF NIGERIA PEGS HER CURRENCY TO THE DOLLAR YOU'LL BLAME THE DOLLAR FOR NIGERIA'S WOES?!.
ABI NEPALESE RUPEES IS PEGGED TO SOUTH AFRICA RANDS TOO?.
OMO3 0DE3 OPONU SOWENU.

Dumb!
A pegged currency evaluation against dollar won't give you its true value.

2. Typing in caps is synonymous to shouting. I know you are ignorant of that too.

IyanAtiEgusi:
person no fit use rainbow ontop something again without it being linked to LGBTQIA+ bunch of fagg0ts

Honestly, our beautiful ROYGBIV now has a new meaning

Lordjiggs09:
Too early in the year to start typing R.I.P, may 2025 bring us good fortunes and pleasant news all year long.

The year is just a number, nothing special...same 24hrs, same day n night. People die everyday

smokinloud:
Bro, Lesotho is an extremely poor country but their currency is almost at par with the dollar. You're not making sense at all.
1,000 naira equals to 11 loti

Moro.n!

The loti (LSL), is pegged to the South African rand (ZAR) at a fixed rate of 1:1. This means that the value of the loti is directly tied to the value of the rand.

They chose to peg their currency to the rand as part of a monetary agreement with South Africa.

This arrangement simplifies trade and financial transactions between the two countries.

IyanAtiEgusi:
no
in fact, i wonder why the following words never dey Oxford dictionary
Olosho
kpekus
toto
ENP
kpansh
nyam***ri
fla**no
kukunase
mkpurummiri
etc...

Even the good words are now bad words

In the 70s; gay means joyful, merry

From the 90s; gay means homosexual

smokinloud:
Compare Ghana cedis to Chinese Yuan and see how Ghanaians are billionaires and they're doing better than Nigerians.

Ignorance
Ghana redominated their currency by removing two zeros years back

Cleanworld:
So no other good words except this ones.

Are dictionaries meant for only good words

Chikeluba25:
Give Yorubas their flower on this one... Just that e get as e be say nah negative word all of them be... Is this what Nigeria have to sell to the world? No just that the white and their superiority complex will gladly push everything negative about Nigeria to spotlight.

How is Eba negative

Localemperor:
Northerns dey collect oo

He's just bending their neck anyhow...no monopoly for north again

smokinloud:
Chinese and Indian currency are still powerless compare to dollar yet they're doing well.

Better currency, road and power in India and China is not the reason why their indigenous people are heading IT in faraway Europe and America.

Compare to your currency first...you are no where in the scheme of things. Nothing to boast of. You better face reality and get used to detty December

Bookhub:
Who told you masturbation destroys erection?

Oga Google it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVluQSUl_gs?si=v5DCTamzvniY1vnG

smokinloud:
Chinese Yuan is not equal to $1 yet Chinese don't japa.
24/7 electricity needs heavy investment to achieve, mostly private investment.
Seems you are the dreamer here, Nigeria can be better without the entire country having 24/7 electricity. Urban regions need it

yeye dey smell

Come Europe n America n see Chinese n India heading IT

They ve got better currency, power n road network

DyshApp:
A lady, simply identified as Ene, has given reasons why she dropped out of the Birmingham University, citing unpleasant experiences.

Ene, in a post on social media, on Tuesday, revealed that she dropped out of Birmingham University as she could no longer bear the terrible conditions.

She wrote, “I went to a private university. Phones were not allowed, girls weren’t allowed to make their hair below their shoulders, you cannot wear slippers before 4pm.

“You cannot cook in the hostel so you must buy 3 meals everyday, you will be suspended for missing chapel, you will be suspended for getting abused, once you get to school, you cannot leave again unless you sign an exeat that your parents call to confirm.

“Your department can literally drop you without telling you. When you get to 500 level, they come and tell you to switch to 200 level in another department because your results were poor. And you’ll pay fresh school fees.

“Security men will parade and if they see a boy and girl standing together, they’ll exploit them for money or threaten to set them up for expulsion.”

She noted that she could not cope with all the rules and regulations and had to drop out.

Nairaland dey always advertise the school

Bookhub:
Why is the bias in condemnation of masturbation accrued to only males? Infact I think women masturbate more than men considering the fact that they even masturbate with technology, they have more masturbation machines than males, dildos, vibrators etc but men almost have none.

When men masturbate you will hear pastors, imams, native doctors all condemning it, calling it abomination but I have never heard them anywhere condemning female masturbation.

It seems women are seeing as saints in the society why the bias?

No side effects for female masturbation...no erection to lose

Epiphanyglobal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn1hZUB_cgA

Dream on

Until 1$ = N1
24/7 electricity
Portable water n good roads in sight

Junebone:
Customs should learn from Benue Subeb recruitment.
Merit based.

Me see no know anybody but e reach me

Quota system ahead of merit based. If you like be overqualified, you can't take another state slot

Ojuntana:
Most of the girls were married

Go back and digest the article slowly

Solsix:
Not entirely true, students prefer waec to neco

It's true, they combined both to get admission. In our days, you would need two waec sittings to gain admission, not anymore. The Nov/Dec exams used to be the money making venture for them

Ojuntana:
They are married
She's referring to marriage of underage girls

Go n read again. The article talked about two different crime

The testimonies of the victims are hard to read. Girls being forced into barbaric sexual acts. Raped by multiple men at the same time or one after the other. Punished by grotesque sexual violence when they resisted.

chisomkachy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGs-PjHCtm0


https://punchng.com/video-john-mahama-calls-tinubu-ghanaian-president-during-inaugural-speech/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHqEbFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHTu1JHRTjgvbxZTffTxqPgAzvCZc-ol4N8SgzLso9ocsiX6QbLaUiP1oKg_aem_wf0K1lgXbxvwpQKAMAVmVg

Buhari "west Germany" spirit is on him

eyesoflagos:
The second wife of a pastor has caused a stir online with her heartfelt message celebrating her husband’s wedding anniversary with his first wife. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

On Tuesday, January 7th, Mpho Kemmonye Sekati, shared a Facebook post marking the 15th wedding anniversary of her husband, Pastor Sekati, and his first wife, Kagiso. Mpho, who humorously referred to herself as the “last born,” expressed her admiration for the couple, praising their unique bond. She wrote:

“Happy anniversary to my partners in crime. The only couple with two wedding anniversaries…kea gole thuba mpa kgantele malatiaka,…kele rata huree. Lots of love from the last born.”

Pastor Sekati, a Botswana-based cleric, reportedly remarried both his wives in a joint ceremony, giving them a shared wedding anniversary. This rare and unconventional arrangement has sparked widespread reactions online, particularly given his role as a pastor.

Some of the comments include:

@mrnollywoodng: “Congratulations 😍😍😍😍😍😍 some women laughing at this beautiful couple don’t even have a boyfriend, let alone a husband.”

@fruitvillesmoothiesandcafe: “3some na water.”

@kc_empress: “Yul’s inspiration 😂.”

@_cherii_coco: “No matter how they paint it, polygamy will never be perfect or beautiful.”

@onyinyechi_favour: “May the God who did this for you avoid me.”

https://eyesoflagos.com/2025/01/07/pastors-second-wife-celebrates-wedding-anniversary-with-his-first-wife/

Rom 12:18
If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone

HedgesTV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68h3g6xIWQY

A married woman has gone viral for having a hilarious conversation with her husband's side chick while proposing her a deal.

This clip will definitely put a smile on your face.

Full video above.

Skit...not real. Which side chick will stay on the that long to listen to that balderdash

helinues:
Better

The parents victim would be the one to eventually request for their release

This life sha, Hamzàt that has been locking people up indirectly now being locked up.

Omo Nigeria, Ara ni eleyi oo

The man lack exposure...that's what's responsibile for his downfall. In his next life, he ll learn to do things in a civil way

Samantha125:
Just the other day I was arguing with my nephew about which one is more good looking between Mufasa and Simba...

Simba remains untouchable

Zee0007:
"Mufasa : The Lion King" 2 Review

Growing up as a young lad across the Lagos Creeds, was a story of our childhood most sang movie songs, The Lion King. The love for the animated movie made us even named ourselves after our favorites characters. We thought we had seen it all until Disney splashed our adulthood with the prequel of the movie.

Summary
"The Lion King Mufasa story" drove us to the origin of Simba's parents. This is done in a realistic style of animation, that was actually very well done, and shows a great leap forward for the genre. It focuses on how a lost cub found himself among a tyrannic and biased lion pride led by Obasi. The Afro fusion made the movie worth a thousand smiles.

It was clearly seen that Love for an opposite sex can create an eternal enemity between people. Taka also known as Scar, a rightly heir, fell in love for a stranger—Sarabi while the lioness had eyes for Mufasa. Love, a powerful tool served as the grounds for enemity.

The style of rulership taught by Obasi to Taka—scar was made on politrick and not boldness. When a true leader appeared, the self Acclaimed Pride was threatened. One of the highlights of the movie is that you can be a stranger in a territory and you will see just that one person that will love you unconditionally.

The visuals were fantastic, the story though dragged a bit. The voice cast is filled with great actors that do bring their characters alive. Now when I saw the original Lion King, the big scene was the death of Mufasa, and how Disney had shown it instead of turning away and inferring. This film brings that up a notch, and honestly if small children are seeing this, parents should be prepared for a discussion of the cycle of life. Let me not bore you with a long epistle. Just download it and see for yourself.

It's a movie regardless your age you will learn alot from. I will rate this movie 9.7/10

Una dey watch cartoon

Corner fc...how far

God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-PBGDiGfSQ?si=2UkimEqAO-dxZ55D



https://saharareporters.com/2025/01/06/breaking-boko-haram-attacks-nigerian-army-base-borno-kills-several-soldiers-burns?

Technically defeated

HedgesTV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FII8dS-TmH8

Legendary Nigerian rapper and Bet award winner Ice Prince has gone viral after his baby mother made a series of post shaming and exposing him for being a bad father.

Full video above.

When you spread leg like V, we were not there...abeg carry your cross

Solsix:
Good one, but people hardly fail waec exams now. You see the questions and answers even before you enter exam hall.

It's because NECO broke their monopoly, they aren't making money like before