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its ok for girls to be crazy and insane, thats just aw they were designed. lack of testerone juice in their system most times

invariably cause malfunction and a total system shutdown, overload, overdrive, just outright irrational beings.

anyways we see alot of that in you and there is a possibility u cld infect us. so our spider senses picks up

signals that tells us to get a beer, spend some time with other girls, hang out with them boiz. all in other to get our juice all up

and running again for u.

its not that we think you are all crazy, its the fact that we know that your craze level is very infectious, so we run, but trust me we will always come back.

there is this advert on mtv, where this pastor/priest was stuck in the elevator for a very long time, he got hungry n resulted in eating his bible, i know alot of pips have seen this ad, are u turning a blind eye or u appreciate the joke?

Cannabis as a medicine became common throughout much of the world by the 19th century. It was used as the primary pain reliever until the invention of aspirin.[10] Modern medical and scientific inquiry began with doctors like O'Shaughnessy and Moreau de Tours, who used it to treat melancholia, migraines, and as a sleeping aid, analgesic and anticonvulsant.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_marijuana

alcohol too has thesame significant effect, see alcohol as a more acceptable drug.

they all gonna get u high.

believers, u r free to work anywhere,simple, dont get high,hmmmmmmm!

that girl possessed your body And your soul Now you shall obey her and be her slave!
First, you shall beg and grovel Then you shall do what she says!
That's right! Blind devotion! she is the evil in disguise Maybe all she wants is everything
You try to stay awake
she is living in your mind
she is commanding your life
You try to stay awake
In your cold dreams
You are alone
Then you lie, you cry,
You taste
Lost in this place, you don't have control
she can live inside your soul
Lost in this place, you don't have control
she can live inside your soul
her dark blood runs in your veins
And your body burns in hell
You try to stay awake
In your cold dreams
You are alone
Then you lie, you cry
You taste
Lost in this place, you don't have control
has she taken over my lawyer,my hero

MY LAWYER, MY HERO " The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain. "

In order to know virtue, we must acquaint ourselves with vice. Only then can we know the true measure of a man.

what if the believer works in a marijauna farm and he does not getting high, there is realli notin wrong wit it abi,no be so

black man mentality
1 "ur downfall fills my heart with joy"

2 "destructive critism makes me feel superior"

3 "i know wat is best, u dont know anything"

its basic, the black man is just a bored individual, poking at issues with self centred opionated ideology just makes them feel alive.

keep it up!

its a pity i dont have time,its a mind game,tells the kind of person u r,eg

omega25red:
This is ridiculous why do you have to buy your girl cloths shoes makeup and lingerie buying wine walking on the beach going to diner going dancing having a hotel room and all these other things and not try to have sex with her

what is this about oh i know the girl would break up with your gay ass besides don't you have a job? when would you have the time to do all these things and i didn't know Valentines day was a federal holiday


you think the girl would fall in love with you??well no you would be known as Mr. moneybags

u ve obviously bin known as mr money bags, and u might not be a romantic guy,ur mind is clouded wit sex,u r a lil stingy,workaholic, and u might ve some traits of gayness.

4gotnheros:
All classified as LONGTHING!!!

u obviously cant take a girl out and u might spend all day with a jar of vaseline

amsky:
what do you mean by ''pear'' of shoes

does it always have to be along these lines? Can't you take your little mind off sex for but a minute?

aspire higher okay.

rich broad, ambitious but also very kinky

so u wld want to have sex? be sincere, cos i never mentioned it

assuming this happenned on vals day

1 got a tushed hotel, but dont tell her u got one

2 got a lil tipsy,not high though, say around 1pm to get into ur sexiness

3 u ve never shagged ur date b4,so as to highten the pleasure 4 the day

4 go watch a romantic comedy movie,say everything ends about 4pm

5 bought her a gorgeous dress,some lingerie and some pear of shoes with all the make up that wld turn her into gold

6 take her to ur hotel to change n tell her u wld return in the next two hours, give her time sha.

7 make sure u r lookn as sweet as chocolate when u return

8 take her for dinner,make sure you talk alot,clear the air of all introvertism

9 say the dinner ends at 7pm

10 get to the beach sharply, make sure u have a bottle of highry wine, not coramo beach o!

11 walk a bit, find the perfect spot, then chill.enjoy the view, try to make a move, maybe just a kiss that might be very passionate,dont take it too far!

12 say u r out of there for 11pm, get ur ass to the nearest dance floor aka club with all the sand on u and still boggie down

13 dont spend more than 1hours,get out of there n head straight back to ur hotel, instigate a shower together n scrub all her back 4 her.

14 make sure u dont shag her,

15 sleep on the couch, wat wld happen?

she o wa beni? u dey dere

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmers field.

the old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.

he then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came, saw the crashed bus,and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

the old farmer said he had buried them.

the sheriff asked the old farmer, "where they all dead|"

the old farmer replied, "well,some of them said they werent, but i didnt believe them.

A busload of pliticians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into atree inan old farmers field.

the old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

he then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. a few days later, the local sheriff cam, saw the crashed, andasked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

the old farmer said he had buried them. the sheriff asked the old farmer, "where they all dead?".
the old farmer replied, "well, some of them said they weren't,but i didnt believe them."

omo! dust full dis nairaland, make una try teach me, am just too clean

its too stormy and cold to stop

everytin get genesis

" lifes journey is long and in the end its only with urself "

with all dis bad engrish? u making this place hot! you,open the breeze let the window come inside

lets start all over

wat is all this about,are u confused or u all dont ve anything to do?
!!!!!!! how many quetions r we supposed to ask?  

wat is all this about,are u confused or u all dont ve anything to do?
!!!!!!! how many quetions r we supposed to ask?

the topic option takes me to sending the topic to a friend, i mean aw do i send like a quetion to the forum

meanwhile am new here, aw do i send a topic?

no matter aw u take ur mind of loneliness, by using biz as a substitution u just in denial,very bad for the system

lets see,

SINGLE= Selfcentred + Inconsiderate + Needy + Greedy + Lonely + Eccentric in nature. i guess bin single leads to paranioa.

by the way, am single ve a lil of the attributes in the definition and very paranaoid, help!