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Teammi:
this country self

Can't the Mod ban this guy for spamming the whole pages with this offesive advert.

So sorry Sir, you can manage indomie and kwuli kwuli. I'm sure Mercy Johnson will compensate you anytime you meet her ;

agarawu23:
.they are all bringing out of the missing $20b oil money they shared with GEJ. so the money was forwarded to skye bank?


"dialing EFCC number "

The number you are dialling is temporarily disabled till GEJ leaves Aso Rock

As an Ibo doing it in the village is part of what makes it traditional. If you don't want to do it in the village, it will be better you forget it and go ahead and do the church or court wedding, after all nobody will arrest you for doing that. Or better still pack your load and go and start living with your Partner without doing any at all, you still didn't commit any crime but leave our tradition from that your weird idea.

GEJ attends Anglican communion

PLease nobody should call my dear President clueless again .The Award for 2014 cluelessness goes to:::










Gov Roaches Okorocha and APC

If this is what APC can produce then Nigeria is DOOMED

Don't worry little girl, time shall vindicate you. Your case is case of self defense against more powerful enemies, it is just that you just have to use the only available weapon to you which turns out to be weapon of mass destruction.

LMAyedun:
Obafemi Awolowo, premeir western region (arrowed) in the midst of primary school pupils in Bomadi, Delta province western region. (1952)

Some people went to school completely naked and some went to school almost the same clothed but without shoes.Now the one with the clothes is now telling us that he used to be one of the deprived but what is the without clothes called?

Why shouldn't we panic? Are they not the same team that supervise the economy during the period of boom and 10bn dollars(according to her lying mouth because we know that it is more than 20bn dollars) grew wings. Now they have a solution when the situation is irredeemable. NIGERIANS It is time to be on the edge!!! wear your shoes, pack your bags and get ready to run away, may be to Ghana or Sudan or even Afghanistan because a gang of Criminals has taken over your country except if you are ready to fight like a wounded lion and wrestle the control of your country from their hands.

OBJ we know that you have gone to theology school and become born again but it remains one thing "remission of sin". Bring all our money you stole for 8yrs,especially the 16bn dollars you spent on electricity without adding a single Megawatts to the National grid.


But truth be told GEJ is supervising over a government of monumental and never equaled Corruption.

This is the bunch of imbec1les elected to represent the people, every Bayelsans must support the President because he is from the State even if he is planning to sell Nigeria.

TheUnblinded:
Do you have a calculator? Now might be a good time to use it. Afterwards, you can come back and refute stuffs. In the meantime, don't be a sadist please.

Don't really care because the problem in this Country is not how much we know that they take home but how much we don't know which they take home.

TheUnblinded:
Break down of annual salaries of a Nigerian Senator :

Basic Salary (B.S) – N2,484 245.50

Hardship Allowance (50 per cent of B.S) – N1,242 122.70

Constituency Allowance (200 per cent of B.S) – N4,968 509.00

Newspapers Allowance (50 per cent of B.S) – N1, 242 122.70

Wardrobe Allowance (25 per cent of B.S) – N621, 061.37

Recess Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) – N248, 424.55

Accommodation (200 per cent of B.S) – N4,968 509.00

Utilities (30 per cent of B.S) – N828 081.83

Domestic Staff (70 per cent of B.S) – N1 863,184.12

Entertainment (30 per cent of B.S) – N828,081.83

Personal Assistants (25 per cent of B.S) –N621, 061.12

Vehicle Maintenance Allowance (75 per cent of B.S) – N1, 863 184.12

Leave Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) – N248, 424.55

Severance Gratuity (300 per cent of B.S) –N7, 452 736.50

Car Allowance (400 per cent of B.S) – N 9,936 982.00

TOTAL MONTHLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00, ($181 974.00)

TOTAL YEARLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00 x 12 = N353, 756 988.00 ($2, 183 685.00)

EXCHANGE RATE: $1 = N162

LEGISLATORS PAY WORLDWIDE PER ANNUM

Britain – $105 400.00
United States – $174 000.00
France – $85 900.00
South Africa – $104 000.00
Kenya – $74 500.00
Saudi Arabia – $64 000.00
Brazil – $157 600.00
Ghana – $46 500.00
Indonesia – $65 800.00
Thailand – $43 800.00
India – $11 200.00
Italy – $182 000.00
Bangladesh – $4,000.00
Israel – $114 800.00
Hong Kong – $130 700.00
Japan – $149 700.00
Singapore – $154 000.00
Canada – $154 000.00
New Zealand – $112 500.00
Germany – $119 500.00
Ireland – $120 400.00
Pakistan – $3 500.00
Malaysia – $25 300.00
Sweden – $99 300.00
Sri Lanka – $5 100.00
Spain – $43 900.00
Norway – $138 000.00

In terms of lawmakers’ salaries as a ratio of GDP per capita, the gap is even much wider. While the salary of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person, that of a British member of parliament is just 2.7 times. The average salary of Nigerian worker based on the national minimum wage is N18 000.00, so the yearly salary is N18 000.00 x 12 = N216 000.00 ($1 333.00) Remember, Yearly Salary of Nigerian Senator = $2 183 685.00 Proportion: $2 183 685.00/$1 333.00 = 1 638

It will take an average Nigerian worker 1,638 years to earn the yearly salary of a Nigerian Senator.”

Source: The Economis

And now do you still wonder why they jump fences?

But seriously, guys people dey play with our future o

Take tissue kiss

My Friend though it is obvious that the Senators take home pay is outrageous, what you and whoever that did that calculated is wrong. Do they pay severance package, car allowance, leave allowance and some others on a monthly basis. Don't exaggerate the Truth to gain attention

I hope she just doesn't rush into conclusion because from the story this look more like a runs girl who has been cheated of the agreed terms after the whole show. How can a Man call the guards in his house to tie u before he will rape? The character of smashing things in the house to the extent of smashing windscreen of car in an unfamiliar environment is that of a Pro Call Girl. An innocent Lady who has been subdued and raped the way she described it in an unfamiliar environment will just be looking for a way of escape at any slightest opportunity not to start smashing things in a house which the owner might be a Serial killer. I'm not supporting rape in any form, just that the story doesn't add up. Justice just have to be done so that an innocent person don't get convicted. Any girl knows that once you shout rape, everybody will be by your side.

Well done Mr LMAyedun! From your various topics it seems you are the custodian of Nigeria's History.

These Guys should get a good Lawyer and sue the Nigerian Military and the Federal Government for 3yrs of illegal detention. They can't just waste somebody's 3yrs of life and throw N100,000 at him and everything will be alright. This is all because of the incompetent , brutal and illegal ways which the Nigerian Military and paramilitary handle issue. It is better to let as many Criminals as possible go free than to allow one innocent Man suffer for a crime he knows nothing about.

luvlyqueen:
just passing by

Abeg this place no be Road no pass here again

Started hearing about this Man and that his other kindred Jacob Abdullahi also from Kogi around that 1999. If their drugs are real, why are there no living testimonies everywhere after about 15 years now. I will never believe until I see a confirmed living testimony. Nigerians are good at taking advantage of other people's Misery.

RIP Yaya. Uncontrollable anger is a very big problem.Now no rest for both the death and living.
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on a lighter note Yaya should be buried with the AC so that in case he is going to Hell ,he will use the AC to cool body small.Maybe his time to die has reached,so Devil told him to go and buy AC before coming because Baba God don they put too much fire for the hell ;

The way Obama is bowing and lying flat to greet sef. Is he a descendant of Yoruba race?

They say the truth is bitter but it has to be told; there are so many things that might be true but men would hate when it has to come from their partner, this is exactly the reason why most times some women keep certain things from their man but would tell it to their friends as they solicit for advice on what to do.

The male ego is quite a huge ego and anything that might not boost the male ego could hurt it. Men love being kings, we love it when we are deemed to be good at what we do and anything other than that might have a pernicious effect on the male ego.

However, I must say that this doesn’t apply to all men out there but a lot of men would feel a snag on their ego if they are told some of these truths.

1. TERRIBLE IN BED

Every man wants his lady to see him as the king of the jungle as far as sex and love making are concerned, men pride in the fact that they can ensure that their lady gains satisfaction when in the sheets. When you make it clear to a man that he isn’t good in the act, it might have a detrimental effect on his ego; men love it when their act is applauded and not the other way round.

2. I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU

When words like these hurt is when a man is trying to woo a lady and she makes it clear to him that she isn’t attracted to him especially in a direct and precise way; this would definitely have a pernicious effect on him. On the lady’s part, she might be saying the truth but on the man’s part; it hurts.

3. MY FRIENDS DON’T REALLY LIKE YOU

This would hurt when a man is trying to woo a lady. There is this underground rule men understand, men know that to win a lady’s heart, he also most times have to win the heart of her friends; if her friends see you as the enemy then you might never win that war. So when a man is made aware of the fact that her friends don’t see him as an ally then it could hurt

4. YOU ARE NOT ROMANTIC

I think this is another one that might have a knock down effect on a man; most men would love to be that prince charming that would blow his lady away in a whirlwind of romance; if he’s told that he is far away from being that prince charming then this could hurt his ego as well.

5. IF YOU DON’T TREAT HER RIGHT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL

Men probably don’t like being made aware of the fact that there is another man in the picture or even close to the picture. Just like some male animals, men love to mark and protect their territory and the awareness that other men could do the job better wouldn’t go down well with many.

6. YOU DON’T HAVE A GOOD FASHION SENSE

After going to a boutique to pick up a cloth that you so admire and it turns out to be that your lady doesn’t find it fashionable is one truth most men would rather not appreciate. The look on a man’s face when a lady tells him that he doesn’t have a good fashion style is hardly ever a good one, especially when it’s true.



7. LET’S JUST BE FRIENDS

No other words might hurt as this one when a man is trying to woo a lady. Whether you honestly want to be friends with him or not wouldn’t probably matter, what matters is that he feels you don’t deem him worthy enough to be her man and this would hurt the male ego; every man hates to be friend zoned by a lady he cares about, it’s never a good feeling.

8. OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GETTING BORING

Most men want to be that man that would always make his relationship spark; telling him the opposite would clearly do a lot. Men hate to be seen as boring, it’s never a good expression rather it’s an expression that would make him feel not too good. When a relationship is boring, it isn’t just the man’s fault, it’s the fault of both partners, but a man would hardly see it this way, he might feel that it means he’s boring and that could hurt.



If you ask me, I think the first, second and seventh are some truths most men would rather not know to handle.


source:http://www.elcrema.com

Jonathan is hell bent on bankrupting Nigeria before he leaves office. He curries favour from thieves, felons and Brigands, gives state pardon and national honour to them at will so that they will join him at the table of looting. How else do you explain the flipping back of Capital oil to Ifeanyi Uba. I only see competition for who will loot highest between GEJ, PEJ and their Cohorts

Statistics from the GEJ Cabinet of liars and Cheats

In all sincerity the likes of El rufai is the kind of people we need in leadership position in this Country. No FCT Minister before or after him have rivalled his achievements as FCT Minister.

So Badeh is from Mubi town and Boko Haram Overran that place. I don't know whether after this incident his people who knew him right from when he was a toddler will still believe that he can protect their small village with all the whole Nigerian Military. How do you expect me to be calm when one clueless bingo will come and tell me that they are in control of the situation with the same Military to protect the whole Country under this same Man who must be relaxing in his luxury lifestyle and just be thinking of how to loot next year Military budget.

So that tomorrow somebody will come here and start telling us "SHE DUMPED ME A MONTH AFTER BUYING A CAR FOR HER" All this Olosho wey full everywhere in the name of Girlfriend una no go see me!!!

A Judas in the Fold

Yes He is the Moses but his staff don loss tee tee

chokl8candie:
who in their ryt minds would believe that man is ghanaian with a name like that? .... thats clearly a nigerian name

if his name is your problem you can change it to Kofi. Or better still we can lend you Emeka or Segun to give him but it didn't change the fact that he is a full blooded Ghanaian. We're teaching you Ghanaians to be copying good things from us but you decided to be copying only the bad ones