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Viviangist, please what was the temperature of the hot ladies?

Gidiboss89:
Been on nairaland for a while now.. My interest grew onto addiction I find solace peace and laughter wen am down from the days jobless status and Job hunting whenever I get online it's always a time to Lol reading comments alone ..learning from experiences especially from the politics and job sections I've met great minds cray folks.. Dynamic thinkers funny ones (alot of hidden talents seriously) from Oct 2015 upon my POP from NYSC every interview I went for Was no Hit... Back to Back.. This morning I reluctantly went for another after being forced by a friend.. She said try IDIOT".. And I did.. 10am we were matched to the big hall like 100 candidates I was like I don waste another tp ooo *fast forward after a long written test of current affairs that lasted for the shortest 30mins of ma life I shake ma head (this is not my real face ooo.. I almost told the lady that said young man yur script).. *Fast forward then came the oral section we were interviewed based on what we applied for.. 5 of us up for the supposed position I applied for... Upon noticing I said to my self yes Lord A consultant picked us bombing questions left ryt.. My calmness.. Confidence and direct responses was Def from above cos it wasn't me and also all I learnt and have been learning from nairaland was a tool.. Consultant stood up and said we need just 1person I've made my choice.. We all matched out half way down the stairs the guy on white shirt was called "oh I had a white shirt on" The chairman would like to see you... Then I knew i was off the hustle market (Aka labor market) to all the crowd I saw today and my friends here no giving up make a wise use of yur smart phone nd data connects.. *1 bonus secret*I make the cash with which I buy a phone no matter the cost., back from that particular phone you guys are the best friends from a distance I've got appreciate y'all and God bless you guys and help me thank God... Now the race begins.....
Cc lala
Cc seun do your work

congrats, though i did not really understand your write up

Excellent7:
I hope this turns out to be a joke!
On a serious note, if it is the 1800 page document they are looking for, I have a soft copy of it.
They should just ask Nigerians to help them, and I personally will be more than willing to give them the soft copy and if need be, print the whole 1800 pages for free for them to pick up.
I crave to see a reason for hope, but unfortunately I am yet to see one!

I will suport you on this, we can jointly send it to Sen Ndume. shameless guys

HOW CAN A DOCUMENT OF 1,800 PAGES GET MISSING? SO NO BACKUP FOR THE SOFT COPY. NA WA OOO

Manweysabi:
WRT - - - With Respect To

QED - - - Quite Easily Done

FFO - - - For Food Only

TGIF - - - Thank God It's Friday



I dey come

Laveda:
Okay bro.

thanks,
1. some people may be looking up to you
2. some underage may be viewing this thread
3. it can send wrong signals to some minds
thanks all the same.

have a blessed day

Laveda:
Well I am.

no you are not, those are obscene words

Laveda:
my grandma screwed till she died
I'll do same even in my grave

can you be a little decent please.

Donicobone:
Pls guys I need ur best advice before I loose it all, I have been dating this girl for over 2years now, she is very lovely to be with, she's caring and understanding, I also did my best to let her know that I appreciate all her effort towards our union, we got engage four months ago and we are planing to get married this year, then our problem started when I bought her a better phone than the one she had been using, formerly she use to called me like 3 to 4 times a day, but now she hardly flash me, all she do now is chatting both day n night, even when we are together she's glue to her phone, we don't even talk much again because she's always busy with her phone, even when we have an important discussion her phone will not allow us to talk, initially I thought that maybe is because is a new phone so I gave her some time maybe with time she will change ( for where) now the phone issue is getting worst she hardly have time for me even when I call her to pick my call is a problem for her even when she pick she talks in a hurry just to continue the phone chat some time she use to stay online till 2 to 3am at night, am not jealous o, but am no longer enjoying my relationship because phone has taken her from me. pls guys am losing my mind o. I need ur advice

collect the phone and break it, at least you bought it for her

how much does it go for?

INEC has not been able to successfully conduct election in a state within a day. It took INEC 2 weeks to conduct election in kogi state; in Beyelsa state (less than 20 lga) uptill now they have not been able to collate the results, How long will it take this present INEC to conduct election in the entire country?

Hello everybody,
I am about to purchase a plot of land, but the purpose of the land is multi-functional (MF), i intend using the land for residential, please can someone explain what that means. thanks

Stellar Group, the UK’s biggest football agency, have achieved a major coup on the international stage by signing up four stars of Nigeria’s Under 17 World Cup-winning side.

The quartet are led by attacking midfielder Kelechi Nwakali, who styles his game on Yaya Toure and was voted the most valuable player at the tournament in Chile. The others are striker Samuel Chukwueze, who scored three goals at the recent World Cup, and two more midfielders in David Enogena and Joel Osikel.

All are expected to sign for top European clubs in the January transfer window, with Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain, Manchester City and Arsenal among those interested.

Nwakali has already been linked with City, who signed his brother Chidiebere — now on loan in Spain — after the 2013 Under 17 World Cup.

Stellar, founded by David Manasseh and Jonathan Barnett, employ their own scouts and have a brilliant track record for signing young players. Around half of the England Under 17 side, who went out of the World Cup at the group stage, are on their books.

Stellar’s major clients include Gareth Bale, whose record-breaking £85million transfer to Real Madrid helped support a staff who look after 500 footballers worldwide.

source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-3334228/Gareth-Bale-s-agents-land-Nigeria-U17-stars-Kelechi-Nwakali-Samuel-Chukwueze-David-Enogena-Joel-Osikel.html

who is he deceiving? im sure he will still want to contest after 4 years, he will soon start campaigning for second term

An explosion, believed to be from a bomb, has gone off in Kano, a PREMIUM TIMES correspondent in the city is reporting.

“An explosion has gone off at Kano GSM market around farm centre,” reporter Mohammed Ahmad said. “I’m rushing to the scene.”

Details of the incident is still sketchy, our correspondent says.

The spokesperson of the Kano Command of the police could not be reached for comments.

The incident occurred less than 24 hours after a similar explosion in a crowded park in Yola, the Adamawa state capital, left at least 34 people dead and 80 injured.

source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/193428-breaking-deadly-explosion-rocks-kano.html

I have no bought most of what I need from aliexpress 11.11 sales promo during d week

ststyreal:
Oga, sorry ooooo, apology tendered please.

apology accepted

Goldienana:
Congrats bro, more happiness, more money, babies in good health amen. But go wear ur wedding Ring see ur wife own. Cute family.

Amen. thanks

robosky02:
GOOD ONE

LET ME MOBILIZE ONE MILLION MAN THANKS FOR YOU

oha way them aspiring wifesssssssssssssssss and husbys


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and where are you prettythicme, join


say a word to this lovely coples while we await yours

thanks for the mobilization.

ststyreal:
God bless u dear, i thot as much, that baby is too old to b two months. Is it a mistake on his part or what?

young woman. I'm d dad and I know his date of birth. it obvious u r still single and u know nothing about motherhood or parenting. my God does not make mistakes.

erumena:
God'll continue to bless your union.

I feel so happy seeing happy couples!

I thought I was the only lucky guy who married the bone of his bone and flesh of his flesh! Mine is 9 years and still counting!

yes o. may God continue to bless our homes. amen

ados4ejy:
i tap into this. by this time next year i shall share the same testimony.

Amen

Amen oo. congrts in advance

omotolly22:
cute baby

thanks

ifeomamaria:
Thank God for u. Congrats

thanks

holysina:
where u go see this fine woman marry, some guys are lucky sha

thanks

Optional2:
y is my name here i already av my own hubby klexycole we celebrated our one week aniversary today also. Any which way happy aniversary to ffo hope am correct wit d name.

Txs. congrats also

[quote author=dydy23 post=39845953]congrats man, many more years in advance[/quote
amen. thanks

Rebsy:
beautiful family. Wishing you eternal marital bliss!

amen. thanks

WAo. cute. happy birthday to him.

austinbrown:
People dey celebrate one anniversary when me I no even get ordinary stable relationship

ados4ejy:
i tap into this. by this time next year i shall share the same testimony.

Amen

amen. happy for you

Blueeyedboi:
ffo are you still there....i have a question for you man..

yes, im here. go on with the questions