₦airaland Forum

kbshow100:
Good morning my fellow naira landers, I'm a batch B14 corp member,, i served in a federal parastatal, I'm supposed to collect my certificate today and luckily for me, i have been offered an appointment with the parastatal i served, with the condition that i will start immediately (on Monday). I'm such a lucky person even thou that I'm from a very poor background, my both parents died while I was 8 years old, i started moving from one uncle to another with different maltreatment, but thank God I'm a man of myself today, God i thank you. My take home is 98K and i promise to give 50% of my first salary to my cousin brothers who are now homeless due to boko haram insurgency. God pls bless others as you blessed me. I never thought a day like this will come to pass. Patience is a virtue

Lalasticlala

congrats bro

that is my Father in the Lord. we are also expecting here in Abuja FCT by August. May God continue to enrich and bless him.

Insidous:
FFO

you people have started again ba

Gboliwe:
I never knew Indonesia and Malaysia are now the same 10 and 10pounds. You have no shame at all. Your brother is killing people and rendering families desolate through his drug dealing and you are here placing curses on good people who are doing the right thing. I hope the curse doesn't turn around to follow you

bros, you need to read about SARCASM

msmon:
Spouses taking dinner together is a common act in a lot of families so much so that the wife will wait for the husband if he comes back very late in the day.

Is it a must spouses take dinner together?

Kindly share your thought.

its not a must but is good, it bound the family together esp the couple. my wife does that a lot, if she cant wait for me, she eats a little. she always makes sure she eats from mine when i come back. but its romantic and nice.

naptu2:
People abbreviate everything on Twitter, eg GEJ, DAM, NOI, etc.

The National Assembly has been in the news lately (because of controversy over wardrobe allowance and violence in the House of Representatives) and people have shortened the words National Assembly to "Nass".

Some Twitter overlords were discussing the National Assembly (Nass), when a Qatari man butts in.

He says, "You guys need to stop mentioning me. You are mentioning the wrong person. I looked at his username and it's @Nass.

Just like Nairaland, when a user's name is mentioned they get a notification, so imagine how many notification this fellow must have gotten.

that is the kind of silly mentions and notifications i get anybody mention my monicker and misinterpret it for something else.

dustydee:
Wow. How did he acquire those properties? I heard he was broke as at 2011 I hope he doesn't squander his wealth again. Wait o, where is that pickup going to? Hope it's not Ogun state because I doubt if that thing can travel as far as Gwagwalada.

bros, this is pure bad belle, even me way no be politician i get properties pass this one, only 2 vehicles fa, haba, bad belle.

Beamborla:
Chai! FFO...SMH

what?

asumo12:
Jarizod1

Cum Aπϑ see ffo oooooo!

why is that strange to you?

Jarizod1:
chai

what is it now?

asumo12:


Guy u go like food pass ffo ooo!

okenikpoto:
exactly, blame the presenter for the gaffe because they ought to have pre-informed him. There is nothing wrong in what the senator did. What if a particular number has been on him since and maybe he assumed it was still that number. The journalist was virtually wrong professionally and should even apologise to the lawmaker.

i listened to the program, he introduced himself to the senator, before he told him SHUT UP!

dorofresh:
Calling on Abuja members of this forum who tuned in to HEBELEMBE this morning to confirm this so the mods can do the needful. Thanks!!!

bros, i listened to the program, he actually said that

asumo12:
Hmmmmm


FFO

Will soon cum now nah!

my vote goes to
ADEMOLADEJI

damzy88:
Hello everyone, I am a fresh graduate and got my first Job 3 months after Nysc. I am 23 years and I am thinking of going back to school for my Masters. Your opinions please?

bro. won't advice u to quit. why not go for online masters. there are so many of them, though they are quite expensive. I'm also doing one at the moment.

dguizman:
FFO

that is my monicker

this is an ollllldd story

nice bros, may God keep your home, congratulations to your wifey. God bless the union. Keep and cherish her, love her always and dont EVER disrespect or dishonor her, she is your bone. welcome to the married club.

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misssclassy:
[color=#000050]It seems these days people are more concerned about the method of proposal rather than what they are actually about to get into.
In my opinion, all this is totally unnecessary.

If a woman loves you and wants to spend the rest of her life with you, you don't need a parade to propose. All you just need to say is " Please Will You Marry Me" simple. And she would say yes.

Same way, If deep down she doesn't love you, and she doesn't want to spend the rest of her life with you, even if you hire the worlds greatest performers to be present as you propose, she will still say No.[/color]

i cant remember officially proposing to my wife. Just told her i love her and would love to marry her right from the first day (we were course mates then). no kneeling down, no ring. She thought i was joking

i cant remember officially proposing to my wife. Just told her i love her and would love to marry her right from the first day

caprini1:
You mean that very uncomfortable garri sac?

she is suffering from inferiority concert. even Ghanaian President do put on native attire during some of his visits to Nigeria.

lrguru:
na boys like u de fall men hand. See the way u droolin over the OP just cos she dissed somebody. Does the OP think she does not have mouth odour too (with that her fat cheek that looks like she's got her small and large intestines in them) aint it obvious her mouth will smell like an anus?.

Na boys like u de make girls de form. Grow up

wish i can clap for you for the highlighted. God bless you bro

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

FOR YOUR MIND YOU WANT TO SCORE CHEAP POINTS WITH THIS GUY. SO THAT WE CAN CLAP FOR YOU. IF THE GUY HAS BODY ODOUR, YOU DONT HAVE THE POWER TO ABUSE OR LAUGH AT HIM. ITS NOT HIS WISH. IF HIS BREATH IS COOL AND NO BODY ODOUR YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD US THIS SINCE HE IS "HANDSOME".

justwise:
@ffo

I'm so jealous right now, this is in my bucket list. I really want to do this though not visiting a single country but many within 30days.

Nice thread though.

you can include Ethiopia and Kenya, these are nice countries with good weather

frrank:
Ph is Cool.

I pray the new govt will give us more pins esp in the private sector.

frrank:
Me sef dey look u f.m*, greet Ajo 4me. Guess you know who's behind the monika

Bros, for real, how PH, i dey feel you. thanks bro

zekki:
Dear DBA, welcome back to Nigeria.

Thanks Bishop

kennygee:
This is nice.
I'm going on leave in November.
How much will u estimate to be the cost for a trip like this for one person?

less than 400k, depending on how long you want to stay and the places you plan to visit