₦airaland Forum

layla129:
Hahaha, did i tell you i had no boo?

FFO

hello

ogorwyne:
Wats FFO?

that is my monicker

I'm tired of paying more than half a million (3 month gross of my salary) as rent every year. I've gotten plot already and will start building this month by Gods grace.

I'm tired of paying more than half a million (3 month gross of my salary) as rent every year. I've gotten plot already and will start building this month by Gods grace.

kenonze:
Nawa oooo.
Are u not in Nigeria?
The said graduate aren't working base on what they studied. Receptionist, Bar tender, sales rep., etc. There is no work. That should be approprximately N25000[ per month. Receiving that regularly is better than working for government without pay

kenonze, with your argument, I rest my case. thanks

kenonze:
Not too good.

The scarcity is getting too long.
We cant afford getting use to hardship.
Last month alone our establishment spent over N115,000.00 on fueling the generator.
This money is enough to employ 4Graduates

this is exaggeration, how can 115k pay 4 graduates. haba. how much is your salary?

Silvofitz:
FFO people.

bros, why mentioning my monicker any how?

simplynola:
FFO - For Food Only

says who?

ebyoma:
blothely, story for another day. Bonjour

OK. thats if rapture has not taken place before then

ebyoma:
Very long story

summarize it

ebyoma:


Visited my guy(now ex) some yrs ago.
He lived in a room and a parlour as a bachelor then. He had 2 young guys who were his neighbour.

So my guy(ex) and i ,after watching some adults movie had some hot romance and during the s3x Due to how exciting and swt it was, i was moaning (in fact screaming) to the extent my guy had to cover my mouth with his hand. but once the hand is out, i change gear and it becomes louder.lol
Wasn't doing that intentionally tho', was in a different planet.

He whispered to me not to scream coz of his neighbours, but that fell on deaf ears. so after the show he immediately wore his trouser to go ease himself, But when he opened the door, he caught one of the guys(his neighbour) eavesdropping at the door.

Later when he came in and told me about it, I was soooo embarrassed that I couldn't leave until it was dark.

Was imagining what the guy must have heard, my speaking in tongue or the naughty stuffs I was saying. couldn't look the guy in the eye while exchanging pleasantries since then.

And that has changed the way I speak in tongues during shows now.

make una no mind my construction, I no go school.

why did u guys break up?

if the dad is to behave like most nairalanders, he would have said "ITS NONE OF MY BUSINESS"

timbros:
The date was 24th March 2012.

It feels like just yesterday, but today makes it exactly FOUR YEARS of pure undiluted bliss...

Nairalanders please help me in thanking Jehovah for this wonderful lady. My wife, my lover, my sister, my mother, my best friend.

To the best wife ever..... If I was a cell phone, you would be the charger. I would be dead without you. I love you.

congrats, how do you intend to celebrate it.

if na Fayose, you will call it PROPAGANDA, but its Ameachi, he is trying

A7:
The first nth pages of google search results about rape here in Nigeria is filled with pastors raping minors, other peoples wives and their daughters and sons.

Cases of defilement by pastors for this year alone far outweights the total number of rape cases in the history of the north.

When we add up baby factories, compound perverts, cultists, prowlers, and other rapists ranging from school teachers, lecturers, diurnal ambushers, the only country that can par with southern nigeria is india.

please what is the correlation of your post with the topic of this thread? or what are you insinuating? i guess you are justifying the action because of the high rate of rape in the south.

cruzita:
u better no break that girl heart before she go swear for your head

what do you mean by "swear for head"?

Linda has been boasting about her money claiming she has more than 1 billion dollars in her account and can buy ANY MAN.
see screen shots below;

SUPOL:
People don't mind their business dese days y?

i wonder what is the meaning of 'minding their business',
one day it will be your turn, everyone else will mind his/her own business.
one day you may be dying and need help and everyone will mind his/her own business
one day an issue that has to do with you, and everyone will mind his/her own business
bros, put yourself in the man's shoe.

lifeisabitch:
who's talking about fornication?

[quote author=lifeisabitch post=40841397]My last boyfriend died by accident, I can't hold back my tears

He was everything, I mean everything, he was there for me emotionally, financially and sexually, he was a bull under the sheet.

I have been lonely without him. I know this is not a dating site, but who knows.

He must not be buoyant financially, but he must be good in kerewawa

Pls no one should insult me, or else I will swear for the person with sango. [/q]
at bolded

Hello,

i have a car i just bought that i want to give out as hire purchase, please i need help on how to go about it, the agreement part, valuing the car and all that.

thanks

lifeisabitch:
My last boyfriend died by accident, I can't hold back my tears

He was everything, I mean everything, he was there for me emotionally, financially and sexually, he was a bull under the sheet.

I have been lonely without him. I know this is not a dating site, but who knows.

He must not be buoyant financially, but he must be good in kerewawa

Pls no one should insult me, or else I will swear for the person with[b] sango[/b].

you need to give your life to Jesus Christ, He loves you and does not like FORNICATION.

lifeisabitch:
I'm tired of unserious relationships, 2016 must be different, I have decided to respect myself and get hooked to a cute, loving and rich young man[b][/b] not more than 30yrs old by 2016.


Wish me luck people

go and work on yourself, engage in something meaningful and earn money, stop looking for rich guys, wa pe n be

where are the SAP experts in the house?

Hello, I am an Oracle DBA with experience in SQL, Administrations, Reporting and Business intelligence and want to break into SAP, but as a novice in SAP, please suggest the best model to start with, putting the following into consideration:

More financial reward.
Where I can fit into easily (technically).
Where I will be relevant in the next 10 years and beyond

Thanks!

BeeBeeOoh:
A Chinese worker, identified as Njaga Chang, has cut off one of the right fingers of his Nigerian colleague at the Xin Xin Quarry in Akamkpa Local Government Area of Cross River State.



The 23-year-old Nigerian victim, Nsikak Tommy, was said to have incurred the wrath of the Chinese for failing to quickly turn on the generator at the quarry site.

Chang was said to have initially attacked Tommy with a water hose but later resorted to the use of
machete when the victim took to his heels.

Narrating the incident to Southern City News on Sunday, an eyewitness, Ene Bassey, said the
Chinese was quickly taken away to an unknown destination in Calabar after the incident happened.
[b]“The incident happened at about 4.30 pm on Saturday. The Chinese man was angered by the Nigerian’s slow response when he was told to turn on a generator at the quarry. Chang had initially started with insults on the Nigerian, but later attacked Nsikak Tommy with a water hose. 
But as Tommy tried to escape from the assault, Chang chased him with a machete. He first deflated the tyres of Tommy’s motorcycle to prevent him from fleeing and tried to cut his head. Instinctively, Tommy raised his hand to block the cut aimed at his head. In the process, the machete cut off one of his fingers. He was left in a pool of blood as he cried for help. 
After the incident, owners of the Xin Xin Quarry, who also own two other quarries in Akamkpa known as Expanded and Fughou Quarries, rather than attend to the injured man, ferried the Chinese man to Calabar and had him hidden. 
It was Tommy’s fellow Nigerian workers at the quarry that managed to take him for treatment at the Bakor Medical Centre in Calabar,”[/b] Bassey said.

Southern City News learnt that the police in Akamkpa arrested and later released Chang on bail.

Confirming the arrest, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. John Eluu, said he got confirmation from the Divisional Police Officer in charge of the Akamkpa division that Chang was arrested but released on bail after they had agreed to settle the matter.

Eluu said, “Yes, I got confirmation from the DPO that the Chinese national was arrested and taken to Akamkpa, but was later released on bail. They agreed to settle the matter amicably amongst themselves..


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/02/photo-chinese-cuts-off-nigerian-workers.html?m=1#sthash.9hrJMS2J.dpuf

please i will like to the contact of the victim, this is a very sweet case to handle, i have people to refer him to.

hello,
sorry about the loss, kindly reply to my PM

Twelve days after he was kidnapped, State Overseer, Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Kebbi State, Pastor David Onubedo was Saturday released by his abductors.

In a widely circulated text message to church members announcing his release, the state over of Kogi State, Pastor Egunjobi said, “Pastor Onubedo is back alive and is with his family now.”

Onubedo, a top Deeper Life pastor was abducted by gunmen on 25 January, 2016 in his house in Okene, Kogi State shortly after the Monday Bible Study of the church which was held in his house.
The kidnappers had established contact with his wife and demanded for N50 million ransom, which was later slashed to N10 million and later to N1 million before they could release him.

Sources closed to Onubedo’s family confirmed to journalists that the pastor was released in the morning by his abductors.

Also, the State Overseer of the Deeper Christian Life Ministry, Niger State, Pastor Araromi Toyin announced to the large crowd gathered at the Minna Deeper Life Camp Ground Saturday during the Mini-Congress of the church that Onubedo has been released.

Toyin told the congregation, who are workers in the church, that Onubedo was released by the kidnappers without any ransom paid, saying he was released unconditionally.

There was jubilation among the congregation as they praised God that their prayers had been answered.

source: http://www.leadership.ng/news/498848/12-days-kidnapped-deeper-life-pastor-regains-freedom

there is a lot of corruption in the judiciary, the surety deposits the money, the court invest the money for the duration of the case (say 4-5 years or more), the court returns the money back to the surety after the case without the interest.

MTN just trying to buy time, im sick of what NCC is doing, how can MTN sue her regulator. na wa o

N100

barlkeez:
Leave it to Adaeze Yobo to make wearing a bubu look so sexy and chic. The gorgeous mom of two looked exceptional in a lovely print bubu and studded nude pumps. See photos below...
Caption: Loving my lovely 'adaeze dress' bubu from @alicefabrics2015 cc @ebigoo1 thanks hun #alicefabrics #adaezedress


https://www.instagram.com/p/BAXF0bsJ-o4/

please hot at what temperature?