₦airaland Forum

michaelbiz:
We cannot continue like this in this country...Road accidents account for the highest number of deaths, and each govt claims they have built new roads. This is truly sad, honestly.

It is actually an extended family.
And there are five victims.
The young man is a very good friend of mine. He died alongside his brothers wives and cousins

May his soul RIP

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Efe... Based on Logistics

OK naa

Na wao

OreMI22:
[size=14pt]But, al least Daura has a public library Emeka Offor can repair to please Buhari.

Does Emeka Offor even have a library at all in his hometown- Oraifite?

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Do you know Oraifite?
Let me enlighten you.
The Oraifite Community Library is situated at the Oraifite Civic Center, built by Sir Emeka Of for. It might interest you to know that the library is equipped almost every year by Sir Offors foundation.

Secondly, inside Sir Offers foundation secretariat, located at NKWO-EDO Oraifite is another Library funded and equipped by the Foundation mainly for Undergraduates and postgraduate students.

Don't say things you know nothing of.

Vote Hunting as Usual...

Creativity at its peak.
The author of this piece did well.
Folks read the whole stuff and forgot to understand the last line. This is not Trump speaking. Its a Nigerian's imagination of what Trump can actually say

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My 2nd Semester examination will start soon, and my lecturer handling INTRODUCTION TO SEMANTICS asked us to look for BENUE STATE UNIVERSITY PAST QUESTIONS on the course.
He advised us to pay special interest on 2010 to 2016 academic session.

Pls, if you can, help me. I would appreciate.

Chibaba247:
Egede man spotted. #casted

Indeed kolofo pikin sighted....

The PENting maestro decided to shut Nigerians who doubted Olumide's Colour Painting as real.
Therefore, he RePENted one of his works, just to show that water can actually be painted

Military

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For The Drivers In The House

I got this from a post and felt lts worth sharing.

In the event of the unfortunate death of Nigeria's minister of state for labour due to an accident occasioned by a tyre blowout and the fact that in Nigeria now-a-days, we have many untrained drivers, it has become pertinent for me to write this.

There are 6 simple steps to take within a maximum of 2 minutes and you will be safe, these by the grace of God I have been familiar with for decades. They are as follow:

(1) DON'T PANIC in the event of a blowout, calm yourself down fast because your car will start misbehaving and you need to take charge.

(2) Hold FIRMLY to your steering wheel with both hand, NO VIGOROUS TURNING, as you concentrate on the road and your mirrors, in seconds study the movement pattern of the car. Your car will naturally swerve to the direction of the burst tyre.

(3) Gradually take off your foot from the accelerator, DON'T EVER ATTEMPT TO PRESS THE BRAKES, IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE A 95% CHANCE OF A SOMERSAULT. The car will decelerate gradually while you concentrate on the road to avoid collision with any other road user.

(4) Disengage the gears of the car by shifting to neutral (N) as you still maintain a firm grip on the sheering wheel and put your eyes on the road.

(5) After a while depending on your initial speed, your car comes to a speed less than 60km/h when it is now safe to GRADUALLY apply the brakes and navigate to the side walk

(6) Ultimately, it is now safe to put the car to a complete stop and turn off the engine. You have just saved yourself and passengers from untimely death.

NOTE:
Of course, everyone in the car will be in a panic mode BUT this is NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEM, it is TIME TO CONCENTRATE.

Please, don't just read share on your page and copy to other platforms, you may just be about to save a life.


Copied from EZULIKE Ferdinand's FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
I pray thàt God will continue to keep us safe as we use the roads, amen. **Copied

A pregnant woman + a man = 3, that is if the foetus is only one.
My church (the Anglican church though in Nnewi Diocese) would not wed you in such situation, you are advised to wait till after delivery.
More so, nobody will ask you to wed in the church, in fact their most important thing they preach is paying the dowry and fulfilling other things required by your intending in-laws.
The only thing is that, the church wedding (which can actually be done almost secretly I.e only the couple, parents and two witness in the presence of a priest) is a kind of the church blessing a marriage. And when the church has not blessed such marriages, the couple might be stopped from acting as God Parents to infants during baptism.

Church wedding is not a celebration that requires a crowd, it is a blessing from the altar that could be done without any body knowing when and where

fantastic fallacy fallaciously fabricated for funny fanfare like a fable on faceless Facebook

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According this Facebook user, a youth leader was manslaughtered by Imo security operatives, and the state government did not do anything....

Seen

Ansu first batch admission is out....Tell any aspirant on your list to check his/her admission by clickn on

jamb.org.ng/postregistrationefacility/CheckAdmissionStatus.aspx?id=C9137358-E0F1-48E0-9095-2084437B4D5F

Or


https://ansutalktalk./2015/09/16/congratulations-ansu-1st-batch-admission-list-is-out/

»Put in your JAMB Reg. Nos. In the space provided
and then send.
*NOTE: ANSU Supplementary form is not yet on
sale. Nevertheless, we are expecting it soon, and
once its out, you will also be informed here. So
make it a habit of visiting ANSU’s number 1
information network; AnsuTalkTalk
...Good luck..

Hahaha

I think its a good thing... The Anglican church today have a lot of priests who are in the middle East currently studying Islam and other religions, my Uncle is doing it as a priest. Remember "Religion is the opium of the mass. "- Karl Marx

Not bad

If that List has Unizik, then ANSU should be there the two closes at the same time.... FUTO is yet to conclude exams and you include them leaving ANSU that will soon resume for 2015/16 session

Epic

What more can i say



For those APC supporters

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