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y4code:
I'm a motion graphics professional I don't where to work to but was thinking of working in media or music industry I'm scared if they will accept me or not please can anyone point where I can work as a motion graphics professional

marvel and DC comics

where is the Submarine

post=45736532:
Hi everyone. So, in this age that almost every guy that comes to you is thinking of how to sleep with you, my question is how can you make or how can a guy who just wants to sleep with you, fall in love with you? Please mature responses only. Thank you

look for this book buy and read it cover to cover. ACT LIKE A LADY, THINK LIKE A MAN.

tell him you are sorry and stop talKing to him

bellassimo:
I met a man online 5 weeks ago.As with online relationships, I withheld info and told him the age I have on my id and not my real age.I never expected to relationship to go anywhere, but I fell in love with him quickly.we are even planning marriage. He has found out the truth about my age and is taking it badly.he compares me to his ex who he claims is a great liar and had refused to forgive me.He is doubting everything I ever told him about me and is ignoring me.I have apologized and explained to no avail.we are meeting for the first time next weekend, but he has changed totally. He ignores my calls and msgs and I can't eat or sleep. I love this man and want to be with him.I'd it fair that he has refused to accept my explanation? Its not as if I just picked the age from the air, its the age in my ids.how do I remedy this situation? Do I keep begging him? He doesn't even read msgs.this is his first on line relationship ( to the best of my knowledge) but this is not my first online relationship and I was just being cautious cos I have had my fingers burnt online before. What do i do? I am confused.He is a 43 yr old divorcee with 3 teenagers.I am turning 35 this yr( i don't look it though) I need advice before I go crazy.why is this age issue such a big thing for him.has he got another woman? I am confused
We live in different places but I plan on going to see him next week .I am confused right now.Help!

tell him you are sorry and stop talKing to him

iamjayboss:
Paul Okoye has finally revealed the the name of his Rude Boy Records first lady, she simply goes by the name Lucy.

Paul Okoye never want to go back, he really want the separation of the Psquare brand.

Meanwhile see more photos below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCQigLgRvo7/

its bikini and not pant and bra

2014 news in 2016

Damn !!!

Why are we so backward...

LocalChamp:
Man Brutally Beaten By Nigerian Army Cadets For Allegedly Complimenting A Female Cadet Recounts His Ordeal

BY SAHARAREPORTERS, NEW YORKFEB 06, 2016
Sunday Amari, a 25-year old man brutally beaten by several Nigerian Army cadets in Abuja for complimenting a female army cadet, has given SaharaReporters a full account of his ordeal. SaharaReporters first released the video of the gruesome beating of the man, and the video quickly went viral. In the video, a female cadet from the Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) in Kaduna is seen slapping, smacking and kicking the victim, with other female and male cadets soon joining her to brutalize Mr. Amari.

In an interview today, Mr. Amari told SaharaReporters that the assault took place on December 31, 2014 at the Jabi Lake Park in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital, where he serves as a parks and recreation officer. His account contradicts a claim by the Nigerian Defense Academy that the attack happened in Lagos. Mr. Amari stated that the cadets attacked and nearly killed him while he was at his duty post.

He disclosed that he was not the original victim of the violent cadets, who included two females and seven males. According to him, the cadets’ first victim was another man seen at the end of the video. He revealed that the cadets had brutalized the first victim to the extent that the man may have suffered serious brain or nerve damage.

Mr. Amari, who is fondly called “Sunny,” said the unruly cadets set upon him for fear that he might report their atrocities. He said he was carrying out his duty of moving around the park to ensure that everything was in order when he saw the nine cadets around 4 p.m. beating up a civilian. He said he walked towards the cadets and their victim out of curiosity.

According to him, the cadets then beckoned on him and asked why he was looking at them. Before he could speak, they descended on him and gave him a brutal beating even as he pleaded with them that he was a recreation officer at the park. He revealed that at least five of the cadets participated in beating him until he passed out. He said he was left for dead, adding that a kind stranger took pity on him and conveyed him to the hospital where he spent a week recuperating from his serious injuries.

Mr. Amari, who hails from Opoko local government area of Benue State, said he had reported the assault to the cadets’ director, a retired military officer, who told him nothing could be done since his attackers were military cadets.

The Nigerian Defense Academy (NDA) in Kaduna has issued a series of tweets claiming that the assault happened in Lagos while the cadets were on break, adding that the affected cadets would be punished. The NDA did not respond to emails from SaharaReporters seeking information on the identities of the cadets who took part in the horrifying beating of Mr. Amari.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/02/06/man-brutally-beaten-nigerian-army-cadets-allegedly-complimenting-female-cadet-recounts

JVgal:
She is married pls

I think you should forward this case to her hubby

JVgal:
My elder sister doesn't sleep, she goes to work by 8am but wakes up by 3 am (we are not in lagos dat she has to wake up early to beat traffic) the problem is when she is awake, every other person in the house must wake up willingly or forcefully. Not that we have a lot of work to do in the house but she just want you to be busy @ all times. She sleep late @ night and wake up early. Today she woke up by 2am and her noise won't let me sleep. I finally got up by 4am (come and see my sister's face). I was forced to start moving around looking for smtin to do. I'm not actually a fat gal but now, I'm becoming skinny due to lack of rest. When I complain, she says I'm too lazy. What should I do?

I think she needs a really good fuuuuck, something more like approching her climax 7 times before going to bed, am sure it will help her relax.

Or rather tell her to get a boyfriend for herself.

No offence intended

Airforce1:
That sh!t I was told helps a lot.

How many songs have you written that plays on the radio

Since this is the first day of #2016 I want to take this opportunity to send shout out
greetings to:
My mom
My dad
My sister
My brother
My nephew
My nieces
My aunts
My uncles
My cousins
My grandmother
My grandfather
My great grandfather
My great grandmother
My great great grandfather
My great great grandmother
My friends
My father in law to be
My mother in law to be
My brothers in law to be
My sisters in law to be
My crazy friends
My Dogs
My puppies
My tortoise
My toothbrush
My toothpaste
My warm bed
My pillow
My laptop
My television
To my people
To captain Price
To Black November
To Die hard
To mission impossible (Rogue Nation)
To captain America
To Fast&Furious
To the last ship
To last resort
To under the dome
To Empire
To lucious
To akeem
To Barrack Obama
To Buhari
To Jonathan
To patience
To ajimobi
To FIFA 14
To FIF15
To FIFA16
To PES16
To God Of War
To Call Of Duty
To Assassins Creed
To Splinter Cell
To Mortal Kombat
To Need For Speed
To Gabriel iglesias
To john cena
To avicii
To tiesto
To steve aoki
To max vengali
To martin garix
To aly and fila
To messi
To neymar (needs a new hair cut)
To Asamoah Gyan (goodbye)
To Agogo (how is the gym business?)
To Suarez(hope ur teeth still sharp)
To Olele (sure u'r still 27)
To Muntari (Keep slapping the Gh Fa)
To KPB (hope you're still a footballer)
To Manchester United
To Chelsea
To Manchester City
To borussia dortmund
To athletico maldrid
To Juventus
To inter
To AC milan
To candy crush
To atletico bilbao
To chicago fire
To chivas usa
To lakers
To bulls
To spurs
To raiders
To cardinals
To george bush
To obama
To Fidel Castro
To hitler
To Osama bin laden
To nosterdamus
To leonardo da vincii
To Memphistopheles
To Galileo
To Herodotus
To the extraterrestrials
To Tony Montana
To Law and Order
To the special victims unit
To prison break
To Davinci Demons
To The Last Ship
To Power
To Fast & Furious Crew
To the blacklist crew
To fish
To lincoln
To the twin towers
To florida
To california
To Las vegas
To NY
To the hippies
To the Hipster in New york
To the emos
To the rockers
To the skaters
The homeless
The druggies
To cocain
To dope
To MJ
To harry
To hermione granger
To ron
To genie
To professor lupin
To sirius black
To He who must not be named(voldemort)
To neville
To hedwig
To severus snape(turn to oage 394)
To albus dumbledore
To Fred
To percy
To the horocruxes
To the deathly hollows
To the basilisk
To the big bang theory
To peppa pig
To george
To the dinosaaa
To papa pig
To momy pig
To pheneas and ferb
To scooby doo
To Clearence who saved the day
To Dora the explorer
To I Carly
To johny Bravo
To Gibby
To Sam and Cat
To Starbuck
To Mc Donalds
To Burger King
To no reservation
To parts unknown
TO ANTHONY BOURDAIN. (Who i think is in Beirut)
To JEREMY WADE ( such an awesome program)
To man vs wild
To naked and afraid
To the monkey boy from Uganda
To the dog girl from Ukrain
To the chicken girl of Fiji
To ancient aliens( I can't remember the guy's name lol)
To call of the wild man
To gas monkey
To kyle from South park
To the koala from american dad (i cant remember the name)
To Peter Griffin
To louis Griffin
To steve Griffin
To meg ryan
To alien sam
To daintee
To miss beckline
To noble king
To sir drizzle
To Ay
To cv ramani
To onye
To zino
To Amaka
To chineye
To WUNMI
To Toryo
To dami
To john toyosi
To v.c
To Cleveland
To Adult swim
To boomerang
To goku
To goku phase 2
To goku phase 3
To goku phase 4
To gohan
To trunks
To piccoro
To goten
To PAN
To bryan
To chichi
To sheinlong
To vegeta
To android 16
To android 17
To android 18
To drake&josh
To spongebob
To sponge bob episode "have u seen this Snail"
To sponge bob episode "club spongebob"
To the sponge bob episode "Pizza Deliver" ( one of my favorite)
To patrick
To squidward
To sandy cheeks
To mrs puff
To gary
To MR crabs
To pearl
To okankton
To the crusty crab
To the chum bucket
To MR bubbles
To larry
To kevin
To monroe
To neptune
To the crabby patties
To the flying Dutchmen
To Naruto
To Sasuke
To Kakashi
To one piece
To luffy
To the avatar ANG
To avatar kioshi
To avatar roku
To soka
To Katara
To Momo
To apa( the flying bison)
The the fire nation
To prince zuko
To the water nation
To the air benders
To BATO of the water tribe
To police man & woman(1gh bribe)
To hulk
To batman
To spider man
To captain america
To ironman
To the load of shit I dropped yesterday
To Harry Potter part 1
To Harry Potter part 2
To Harry Potter part 3
To Harry Potter part 4
To Harry Potter part 5
To Harry Potter part 6
To Harry Potter part 7
To harry potter part 8( oh shit there's no part 8 whatever)
To facebook
To whatsapp
To 2go
To mark Zuckerberg
To steve jobs
To Uncle Mugabe
To the iphones
To the androids
To the germans
To the chinese
To the brazilians
To the mexicans
To the Americans
To the harley road king
To the hayabusa (the fastest bike in the world)
To google
To wrangler
To bing
To E-Bay
To Twitter
To my space
To YOUTUBE
To snapchat
To Candy soda
To Subwaysurfer
To Safarit
To Mobogenie
To the Play Store
Infact to your dp
To the funny names
To the emmh, emmh emmmh
To Kenya
To Nigeria
To Sierra Leone
To Lesotho
To bella kute
To the maame water who took Castro
To the 'tu gu me so' guy
To Tweaa DCE we need another funny clip
To Asiedu Nketia
To Nana Akuffo Addo
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
To William Beached
To Wilhelm Nietzche
To Wole Soyinka
To Chinua Achebe
To Chimamanda Adichie
To Amos Tutuola
To Christopher Okigbo
To Le Non Gustavo
To Sun Tzu
To Robert Greener
To Niccolo Machiavelli
To Voltaire
To Mark Twain
To D.O. Fagunwa
To Adebayo Faleti
To Olá Rotimi
To Cyprian Ekwensi
To Hubert Ogunde
To Camaraderie Late
To Ferdinand Oyono
To J.P Clark
To Baba Obasanjo
To Chief Awolowo
To Sir Bellows
To sir Balewa
To sir Azikiwe
To chief Akintola
To Thomas Sankara
To Nelson Mandela
To Nyere
To Nkrumah
To Steven Bantu Biko
To Leopold Senghor
To Lumumba
To all NCNC, NPP, NPC, NADECO, AG, NNDP, NEPU affiliates,
To all the generals that took power
To all civilians who looted us
To the Obi of Onitsha
To the emir of Lank
Kaduna
Katsina
Daura
Sambisa
Borno
Sambisa
Kebbi
Kanem
To the Ataoja of Oshogbo
Oba of Benin
Oba of Lagos
Osemawe of Ondó
Alaafin of Oyo
Zaaki of Arigidi
Alaketu of Keying
Onisabe of Isabella
Onipopo of Popo
Asin of Oka
Owa of Ikare
Deji of Akure
Olowo of Owo
Ajero of Ijero
To Owarangun Again
To Olófin Àdìmúlà himself
To Onire of Ire
To Olukoso of Kosovo
Emir of Ilorin
To all the Students you know

And Finally to you too. Thank you for reading this till the end.... Happy New Year

For you to know that someone truely loves you, you should feel it not hear them say it.


Thats all

ewizard1:
I dumped them for GLO's - extra 200mb (1224MB) no be beans ooo. Maybe if Etisalat makes their 1225MB, i fit dump GLO for them.

code for glo

exlinkleads:
A 30-year-old Lagos driver, Samuel Adamo, Adamo, who was married with three wives and five children, was stabbed to death in Oshodi, Lagos State. He was said to have been attacked in one of the motor parks in the Oshodi-under-bridge area, while calling passengers into his bus. It was learnt that some motor park thugs aka agbero, had approached him for a ‘loading fee’, but the deceased allegedly declined payment, saying there was no passenger in his bus yet.

This supposedly caused an argument, which led to a fight between the victim and the thugs. Three of the area boys allegedly stabbed Adamo in the neck, chest and stomach and he reportedly bled to death. It was gathered that the police arrested one of the suspects, 21 year old Teslim Tajudeen.

Tajudeen however, claimed not to be responsible for the death, adding that he only stabbed Adamo in the chest.

He said in Yoruba:

“I work as a conductor, although I do not have a permanent bus I work with. Whenever I don’t work as a conductor, I help touts to collect money from drivers in Oshodi. “I was actually walking down to the spot where I usually stay to collect loading fee when I saw a driver arguing with some of our boys – Lateef, aka Eba, and and Baba Oba. “When I got there, I was told that they asked Adamo to pay for loading before taking passengers.

“The driver refused, claiming he had yet to load his bus. The argument led to a fight. The driver threatened to stab Eba and Baba Oba. “I tried to separate them, but the driver also threatened to stab me. Eba subsequently picked a bottle and smashed it on the ground. He stabbed the driver in the stomach; I also picked the broken bottle and stabbed him in the chest, while Baba Oba stabbed him in the neck.”

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/11/just-in-thugs-kill-danfo-driver-in.html#sthash.80olRaqO.dpuf

That guy na oga mi Crusher ooo

mryoungdon:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/i-see-nigeria-splitting-into-5-countries-one-is-islamic-caliphate-of-nigeria-prophet/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

he does not even have a profile in wikipedia

01emek:
Its was really unfair and disheartened for her to refuse my proposal because of my height.

Pls nairalander is height now a problem in relationship and for the records,am 5:1.

Man if she is in the same category with you, she has every right in the world to refuse your proposal

QUESTION
Do you mean Nigerian Bottling Company or Nigerian BOTTING comppany...?
Thanks.

victorels:
I am still rocking my 150MB for 20 naira on MTN

Enlighten me

Fingesi:
Presently hundreds of people are marching round the street of Gwarinpa Abuja and their numbers are increasing by the moment. Carry posters written "No Fuel No Light, Connect Gwarinpa light". As at now their destination is unknown.

#trek4fuel

Old story turned new with change of names like king to girl, wife to boyfriend etc

lalasticlala:
The highly endowed OAP who is on vacation abroad with her boyfriend shared these new pictures via Instagram..



https://instagram.com/p/3CdZxGE3YW/

Were d bikini

izuch:
The more you look, the less you see




Firstus

Close one eye and you will see it better

Tallesty1:
There's nothing like a dirty mind.


It's just a great mind with adult content

SEXY IMAGINATION

gogis:
Nice and courageous Charlene. I m just curious. What's the motivation?

not all South Africans are xenophobias

They are doing this because many of there customers my start their own protest in the same way this guy is doing www.nairaland.com/2264700/south-africa-xnophobia-nigerian-man

The reason why Nigeria is still making the same mistake is because they themselves don't know there recent History. Too bad.

During the Strugle for dismantling of Apartheid South Africa and Angolan Independence, Nigeria spent a lot and is yet to get anything from what they did.

Frist question America asks before giving you a pin is "What will we get in return" This is what differenciates Nigeria from America.

Solution: Why not employ exparts in History, International Study and Diplomacy. Am quite sure they will not make the same mistakes they have already studied in class… Just saying tho

Cutehector:
and u weren't vexed abt it

Not at all coz it made our relationship stronger

Cutehector:
C. Disquisin as another girl and chatn him up by askn him if he has a girlfrnd

I actually experienced this one, found out it was my gf but still played along… was fun tho

So true

#thumsup

Reporting live from Nirobi, Nigeria







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