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Same old story.

Ike dey use toilet no clean nyash. ROFLMAO.

gard9ner:
I need public opinions on how much you as a realtor or real estate manager would estimate the cost of this old two story double flat building with 6 units and 2 double room boy’s quarters, located in an urban area of say any of SS or SE states (not PH).

Be neutral, how much should be the asking price and btw which range would a buyer settle for? I’ve attached a pic of a similar building I found here on NL as point of reference.

ROFLMAO. See you running from pillar to post. Don’t pop a blood vessel. This is fun to watch.

gard9ner:
Why won’t tread close when all you do is delete your previous immature and unthoughtful posts. I told you that you are rapscallion loafer and deep down you, you knew I was right, now here’s the confession on the screenshot below 👇

In case you don’t understand what a loafer means, it means an idler (jobless), it’s used for fools like yourself.

You confessed of how idle your life became the moment you were banned by the mods, infact you used my exact word “idle”-r.

To further proof your idleness (lack of real life responsibility), you replied yourself 60 times in your own posts just because no one else responded to you. Poor boy! But have you asked yourself why everyone ignores you and why your post can never make it to the FP? I mean besides your childish and stupid post which you would subsequently delete out of shame.

I mean dude, you’re not just a loafer, you’re also a meddlesome rapscallion, it means a troublemaker, infact you had to create multiple accounts to insult other ppl who’s post make it to the FP, so that they will engage you then you drag them down to your level, and that’s when you feel alive, what a pitiful way to live! Shame. I won’t tell you who I am but by the time I finish with you, you go know say me and your papa no be mate, you’ll deactivate your accounts and start doing pos for someone or go learn a skill by force, useless boy, you’re in my raider.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Agbaya oshi.

22o62021:
Na woman kobojunkiee be o

It makes no difference.

gard9ner:
Why won’t the poor girl dump a worthless fuckboy like you, who the only thing you can offer is your repugnant-smallish looking manhood for which she has no use for. She obviously found you immature and repulsive, dirty and broke, the girl probably endured so much of your stûpidity and she had to get far away from you as much as possible.

You’re a toxic and worthless piece of trash, you don’t deserve to be even looked upon by a woman not to talk of liking you. I’m also sure that you look as ugly as your poor grammatical constructions, rapscallion loafer

ROFLMAO. LWKMD. I didn’t need to spew venom. You’re making yourself look bad. What a pity.

gard9ner:
No matter how much you insult the mods, your posts will still never fet to FP. Heartbroken poor boy

Who now is the old fool? Embarrassing yourself. At this point you’re arguing with yourself.

gard9ner:
You just have a low brain my dear.
You see how you’re exposing yourself? Lunatic posting and responding to his own posts with different monikers.

Oh, the stupid one is back.

Okay. His daughter will come to find him one day.

Nairaland’s lingua franca is Yoruba. I’m out. No time for translations.

izonborn098:
What are u trying to do.. So because the forum is own by a yoruba man i should not tell u the truth... But you can insult other tribes... See life is more than nairaland. Say u get...

I’m asking for a third party opinion. Na bad thing?

How them dey take hear of these warehouses?

Almajiri is a system of Islamic education in northern Nigeria. Under this system, young boys (4 years old and above) are sent to live with Islamic teachers, called malams, and receive Islamic knowledge.

This is similar to apprenticeship in the east. The malams should make the children work in farms to grow their own food.

Blame the parents wholly. If sterilization was a free option, they’d avoid it like a plague. I’m still traumatized from seeing pictures of the army rounding up many of these children, murdering then dumping the bodies in mass graves. An African solution to an African problem.

Neo looks so good. Adekunle always dresses like a village teacher. All he needs is a plain steel bicycle to complete the look.

Life is for the living. You can't come and kill yourself. Eternal sleep will catch you no matter how you lived while on earth. Why not enjoy yourself while at it?

That's hot, one p.m. sunshine I'm seeing in the picture.

Casualties of human politics. In this life, provide for your family. Every other person will survive one way or the other.

Tatiana4u:
Okay.
I’ve retracted my post.I May have mistaken you for someone else.

I made the statement. I've retired from following Big Brother consistently. The show don tire me especially since it's the same old routine every year. Many here will come to the same conclusion one day.

Funny how for someone who claims I'm wasting my life on Nairaland, you manage to read every diary entry I've created. Who's the worthless imp again?

Tatiana4u:
I thought you were too busy to watch the show and post updates here like us that are “jobless and lazy”?
Abi dem sack you for work?

I dey read updates here, no different from how Sanqa dey understand and type pidgin. I’m live only during Saturday parties. Evictions sef no dey sweet me.

gard9ner:
The cause of essential tremor is unknown. However, one theory suggests that your cerebellum and other parts of your brain are not communicating correctly. The cerebellum controls muscle coordination. In most people, the condition seems to be passed down from a parent to a child.

It is a nervous system disorder that causes rhythmic shaking and most often affects the hands, though it may also affect the head, voice, arms or legs. It's not related to Parkinson's disease.

ET is a very uncomfortable condition that often start off with hand tremors (shaking hands), it affects only a very few percentage of people worldwide and is more prevalent in adults over 60yrs of age. If you have experienced this or know anyone who does, please share their stories or what triggered it.

Dont worry, I have all the time today to teach online etiquette. This will be your baptism by fire.

gard9ner:
Don’t mind the silly girl, she just a child, just read the comment she wrong on one of my posts some months ago, I never responded, just wanted to observe the person before engaging, that’s how we were trained.

But it’s obvious that she is a child with a phone, is not even the poor language construction, it’s her incoherence, I mean even my kids can do better, she even deletes her own posts, calling them rubbish talk.

That I don’t engage trolls doesn’t mean I don’t possess the skill to spit venom when confronted. I’ve picked you from the lot because you will learn, like I did, why being stupid on the internet is a waste of productive time. If you really claim to have a teenage son, you will learn composure by force.

gard9ner:
So, last week I decided to trim my own hair at home, I did a good job but I couldn’t see the back of my head, that’s was when I called my female cousin who also lives with me to help me trim the back since I couldn’t get a good view even with a second mirror. She did and went her way.

Here’s the problem now, this morning I don’t know how my mom who is also currently staying with me got to find out, so she has accosted me and said things like it’s a taboo for a woman to cut a man’s hair, that it holds the man down.

My question now is how true is this? I’ve seen professional female barbers in malls, do they also bring bad luck to men they barb or is this just a superstition? I’ve never heard about this in my Igbo culture; I’m also wondering if it has any religious connotation based on the Samson and Delilah saga. I need this to get to the front page.

How old are you? Surely not up to fifty. No wonder you’re still immature. Tell me, what do they say about a fool at forty again?

gard9ner:
This is a chat between a man and a scammer impersonating the lady on the picture, if anyone knows her pls alert her asap! Before she becomes an accomplice by ignorance.

Idiot. Life is not all about politics. What have you gained from chasing politicians left and right? Obviously nothing. Agbepo!

Honestly, I don’t blame you. It’s the foolish moderators I blame who have gone low in search of traffic and clicks. Dregs like you are not meant to spew graffiti in such a platform. Then again, Nairaland was a landfill to begin with. Foolish human being.

gard9ner:
I never realised that alcohol can be this enjoyable, all my life I’ve always detested ppl that drink, whenever the topic comes up I always remember a certain wealthy man when I was younger, even with all his wealth he would drink himself to stupor every night and vomit, his driver would have to carry him, it was a very bad experience as neighbours to witness those nights especially as a young boy. So I concluded that drinking is unacceptable and I grew up with that ideology, not until recently I’ve started having a rethink.

For sometime now, especially couple of weeks ago leading to last Saturday’s election, I’ve been having a difficult time, I feel like I’m drowning sometimes, maybe it’s midlife’s crisis I don’t know, I don’t know how that feels but what I know is that I was gifted a bottle of expensive vodka last week and I accepted knowing fully well what I was getting into, I knew I was going to step into another phase in my life, I could have sold the drink but no, I kept it.

Like I said already, it’s been rough with me lately, the current cash crunch in the country isn’t helping, the last strew came when last Saturday’s election was announced by 4am, I was awake watching, it struck me like a bolt of lighting, I felt speechless physically but this deep hurt like my soul was groaning. Fast forward to date, I’ve consumed a couple of bottles like bloody mary, VSOP and other spirits which I mix in chilled soft drinks. I so much enjoy this new habit, I can never drink to stupor, I just lock up myself in my lounge, play some music and sip away or lock myself in my car at night and sip with music, I stop when I start feeling a bit sleepy, I just sleep quietly and peacefully. My wife just smells the stuff on me but hasn’t said anything, as I still talk reasonably and even engage her with more humor in those hours, I’ve also noticed that the house is stress-free, no arguments or hard conversations when I consume too.

Here’s my problem guys, deep inside me I know I’m doing something wrong, which is why I’m posting this anyway, even though I feel peaceful when I consume. I wasn’t raised this way, my father was never an alcohol person. I feel something is wrong and somehow I feel like I’m drowning and need help (laughs). I don’t know if this will get worse overtime or if I might be tempted to do more than this in future. I know I can never do drugs, smoke etc but this highness things is eating me, I just finished the last bottle of Strumbras spirit now which I shared with a visitor, I now think it’s even more pleasurable sharing a drink with someone. I’ve ran out of bottles now and I’m considering restocking but I’m led by the spirit to post this, I don’t want preaching, I just want to read other ppl’s comment and experience and how they navigated this phase of life (midlife crisis), preferably elders in the house if any, if you’re 40 and below and have no useful contribution pls don’t comment. I need this to get to FP. Thanks.

You are a very foolish human being with nothing to contribute in life. Agbaya oshi looking for respect on an anonymous platform. At best, you’re a bricklayer who birthed a child early in secondary school so believe everyone is at your level in life. Go and search for respect in the real world. Stop typing rubbish, the act will get you nowhere.

gard9ner:
This is all you do with your life!

At best you’re an unskilled, unemployed frustrated young boy in his 20s living and still depending on his parents to survive. At worst you’re a failed-frustrated young boy with little purpose in life, it’s all evidenced with in your uncivilly demeanour, you’re uneducated and uncultivated in speech, behaviour and online etiquette to say the least.

The presence of the likes of you on this forum debases the process of social connections and education. This is a faceless platform, yes! But know yourself and you know deep down that you’ve achieved nothing meaningful with your life and that you’ll never amount to anything, you’re just a rapscallion-loafer numbering your days with the excuse of idling away your youth on NL.

You should know when you’ve chewed more than you can bite. I still stand by all I said to you before.

Since Nairaland has degraded to a level where trolls are now viewed as entertainment, I will engage your folly.

After all the forming Prince did on Lockdown, na Amuche he finally settle for? SMH. Nigerian men will really Bleep anything. It won’t surprise me if Ozo crawled back to Dorathy for a three month relationship.