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A typical Nairalander who’s sworn an allegiance with ignorance spotted above.

Thanks for the information. I did the same thirty minutes ago. I always wondered why I remembered lyrics in the shower yet totally forgot them afterward.

Did you watch the last edition?

Online Otedola.

Her journey has ended. She should rest well.

Conji na your mate?

Four years. It happened at thirty-two for her. Well, nature was kind. She could birth from age thirteen to thirty-one. Many women aren’t given such grace.

Typing rubbish is a Nairaland pastime. These trolls can’t help themselves. Them fit commit suicide if the ability is taken away from them.

In less than 48 hours, this has made front page again. Nairaland is finished.

Not my concern. People keep pythons as pets too.

This situation will pass.

So, Ilebaye, the thorn in Beauty’s side, is who we’re defending now? Nairaland truly is the home of the jobless. The “last born of the house” in two seasons is treated the same way both editions. Right now, it is obvious the problem is her. Big Brother was not wrong in handing her two strikes. If cameras weren’t in the building and the contestants had no one to pretend for, that girl would receive physical beatings from every housemate including Pere and Alex who claim to care for her.

The situation we’re seeing play out would happen to Sheggz, Amaka, Bella, Chi Chi, Phyna and Bryann if they were unfortunate to come on the show again. Ex-Level Up contestants it wouldn’t happen to are Beauty, Hermes, Allysyn, Daniella, Khalid and many others. Yes, the show has finally reached a point where old housemates see themselves as an exclusive community — prospective members now face a hazing ritual before getting accepted. We the viewers are the cause of all this, encouraging bad behaviour while ignoring well behaved individuals for being termed “boring.” Would Ozo behave in the same manner as Ike? A big no. Why the complaint over something we enabled? Ilebaye herself would partake in the bullying if this season took place at a time she would fit in with others age and behaviour-wise.

Look at yourself first before throwing complaints. You are the reason things have gone this far.

If Mercy doesn’t watch herself, Kiddwaya will openly finger her for the world to see. Erica’s matter will be small compared to what he’ll do to her. Sha, I trust Kayode to be stupid. He’ll hide every raunchy thing Kidd will run the near retired olosho through.

I will always say it that Nairalanders are unemployed. See as this thread full by four in the morning. I don’t know any office which doesn’t work on Fridays.

Mercy kissed Kiddwaya in a blind spot. Make una dey play. The housemates know the limits of the cameras.

The only way to save Baye is to ban her from drinking. At the rate she’s going, DQ sure for am in the next two weeks.

See how Neo catches these girls. With his lies, he has softened Venita’s heart. Bia, Tolani dey mad, ni? Na every woman she dey see as competition in regards to Neo?

Ike don run go masturbate? I haven't seen him for a full forty minutes.

Why did Whitemoney come back, abeg? This time he's not even putting effort of any sort.

Ultimate Love had potential. Multichoice should fine-tune it and run another edition.

TBaj has claimed her man in front of everyone. Good for her. Let's hope he stays loyal on her exit. Sha, he'll disappear a week later.

Pilots are meant to stay fit due to the mental rigor of the job. Every random heart attack story I come across reminds me I'm on the right track.

The pool party loses appeal after three weeks. They should make it a reward for well done tasks from the fifth week upward or randomise the event's occurrence.

The show will take a break and when it comes back, the housemates will go from joyously munching on selected food to dancing like the world is about to end. Nairalanders will still carry their fingers to type that it happened organically, like the production team didn't threaten anybody to satisfy the viewers. Una, sef.

This is officially the tallest set of housemates after Pepper Dem. Short Nairalanders will commit suicide if they join the housemates.

Cee C - 5'3+/5'4.

Mercy, Angel - 5'6.

Venita, Doyin, Ilebaye - 5'7.

TBaj - 5'9. WhiteM - 5'9+/5'10.

Kiddwaya - 5'11. Always wears thick soled shoes to appear 6'0/6'0.5.

Alex, Adekunle, Frodd, Seyi - 6'0.

Pere, Neo - 6'1.

Cross, Ike, Soma - 6'3.

Short Nairaland boys will type rubbish as replies. 5'0 boys.

Kiddwaya will not apologize because he will do this four times over. He knows he is wrong because everyone is saying so, however he sees many of these housemates as beneath him so aren’t as wise as he is.

For those wondering what Frodd is doing in the house, this was why he came back. 5M na beans?

Pere is sure going to talk past the time limit. I don’t know if he’s proposing a business or toasting a female. Speak clearly, jo.

Will the housemates really win 5M for this or their work is to give viewers ideas?

I see Nairalanders are still stealing comments. Walahi, una no go school.

Amuche, ehn, weird woman. She’s the height of most male housemates but weakens it whenever in their presence. Their presentation was beautiful. The best I’ve seen so far followed by Neo’s.

All for marriage wey fit pack up in two years.

I need a summary.