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Purvan:
Abangwa

Thank you.

That is a sports bra, dummies. I wonder how she looks today.

Nairaland is populated with local bingos.

Miserly:
Bobrisky keeps deceiving you people every year with fake surgery news and ya'll keep swallowing it up.

He keeps lying about undergoing one procedure or the other, but we never get to see it. This should be the 3rd time he's pulling this same stunt, in two years, he'll do it again.

Na illiterates full Nairaland. Leave them to their folly.

He has realized the life of a female is easy mode. I can’t blame him.

That’s a regular build. Such a toilet rag of a platform.

Only two pages. People complain that intellectual threads don’t make front page. You however never see those people boosting the few intellectual threads visible. Hypocrisy and Nairaland.

It is a problem because we are black. If it was a European nation, they’d be hailed as the most fertile people on the planet.

High blood pressure took another one.

Any housemate who returns is surely jobless. How will you go on such a platform and not know how to capitalize off it? If they failed the first time, they surely will fail again. Khloe comes to mind. She got two chances in one season and still, nothing.

Fifteen seconds of fame over. Her own no last reach beauty queen and competition winners length of fame. Did she expect her life to change afterward?

Make una wait for billionaire intellectuals to risk the very thing making them money; their brains. Una go old tire. Zuckerberg inspired me. If the nerd can get in great shape, anybody can. The wise should follow suit.

Nairaland flogging a dead horse.

I don’t think you should learn one. Most of the men I worked with were multi-faceted. “Jack of all trades, master of none” is parroted by theory-trained people. It doesn’t apply to manual workers.

Learn one or all; welding, spray painting, carpentry, plumbing and electrical work. I would say you should learn to fix generators, but how man wan start? Being a mechanic is also a route. There are too many hateful individuals you’d have to contend with on the daily in such environment.

Another jambite posting his observations.

It seems I need glasses. Na 700 million I see? Na full payment or in installments?

No way this isn't a multiple account user.

Prison is all about violence. The guards sit back and eat popcorn while watching inmates kill each other, no different from dog fights.

Money changed hands and the Chinese are acting out their end of the deal. It surely isn't their citizens doing the dirty work of digging pits. They, however, are the bosses in charge of operations.

Okay. Skit. Life goes on.

Kobojunkie is an autistic man who knows he types like a frustrated woman. The clue is in his profile picture. He stays in Chicago and works from home. He has no friends and suffers from social anxiety. Nairaland and stackoverflow are the only online platforms where he can fantasize to be what he wants in the real world. He surely touchtypes. He is obese from consuming junk food and sitting all day.

We need to normalize divorce, abeg. Many people are married only by mouth.

Nothing concern me. I’m not traveling out yet.

Who said Mike is coming back? The only interesting thing that borite did was push-ups when emulating Omashola.

gustav25:
What happen to the Flash?

I pray it wouldn’t affect the Supergirl actress’s career. Keaton no get wahala, the man has made serious money over the years.

Topics like this make front page because moderators are under the age of twenty.

Just look at this human being. Mscheew. I jump and pass.

Learners.

One is a super moderator. I won’t mention the name to protect my job. I have an account which promotes my work here; hailing every move I make so people believe I’m popular.

One is Yoruba, another Hausa, then an Igbo one. Three of them hate each other but will come together to fight opposing members. People suspect one person runs all three accounts. Na them know.

One is illiterate and types by dictating words to his nephew. Another is well educated from a foreign nation. I have a Nigerian based one who graduated with a pass grade.

One looks for trouble in any section he visits. Everybody knows him. Eight are female used to tease Nairaland boys. Two are males who toast Nairaland girls and the formerly mentioned eight females. One baits members into catching bans. Business is good so far.

One is a throwaway used to distract the mods so the other accounts don’t catch bans. Another calls Nairalanders by their real names.

One is broke, another wealthy. One is misogynistic and hates anything female. I also have a simp account who defends anything in a skirt. One more is good at identifying boys who hide under female account names.

One hates soccer and trolls the official thread with BBNaija news. Another hates BBNaija and trolls the official thread with soccer news.

One of them threatens suicide every other day only to struggle first-to-comment spot on front page topics. Another is sick with a terminal disease. My favourite account hates being on Nairaland despite posting almost 100k comments.

Those are the ones I remember. I’m sure there are some I missed. Ehen, three bots. Those ones do their own thing.

All in all, at least fifty accounts and counting. Fifty-three if you add the bots.

Righteousness2:
It wil be too late then. Heed GOD'S warnings now before they become Reality.

I will believe when they become reality.