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OP, na you get am?

That woman needs a gym membership.

This one is ugly. She’s not lying.

At this point, I would call all my female cousins to ask if they did things with the man. Unfortunately, ugly women no dey my family. See better cash out I miss.

Brendaniel:
Police....


They will favour me and my family.....

Last last, you go tire.

He is right.

If you’ve run your course on the show, your time has passed. As much as I want to see some past personalities interact, they can miss me with an All Stars edition. It’s a dumb idea. For Naija, we sabi form celebrity for each other. Past contestants have grown bigger than the platform.

Make the program take two year break. Only incels care for it because their lives are empty. Me don tire and vow not to watch till I crave the entertainment.

Weed don dey give person paranoia. Joblesss children on the internet dey worry themselves. Unemployment is a bad thing.

The post made me search to see if Madonna kicked the bucket. That one’s multiple surgeries sent her to the ICU recently. Tonto is shaking in her boots from the realization.

Nothing will surprise me when it comes to fund embezzlement in this country.

Opolopoopolonio:
Stupid comments everywhere

Welcome to Nairaland.

Napata77:
EXACTLY. China is just making a statement, ie you, Nigeria, no longer need to kiss the butt of Europe and America. We can build a military alliance with you so you can act with more independence in your national policies.

I wish they’d train our defence forces. It will make for sane human beings in uniform.

I’m looking for this. God, Nigerians are ignorant.

Good to see we’re branching away from the colonial masters. China is good for business.

The thing pain am. People saw through his words. He should get out and run a one man protest if he’s serious.

So, wait o, una go really watch BBTitans reunion? SMH. Hard pass.

Not my concern. All I do is type rubbish on Nairaland, WhatsApp and YouTube.

Let those with the time and lives to throw away physically protest. The sensible means of protesting these days is japa. The people in this forum who’d support protests a hundred percent and post solidarity memes steady live outside the country. The death of human beings here will not affect them. Many don tear their passports burn them. Nigeria is past tense in their minds.

Drink two beers nightly. Don’t listen to Kobojunkie.

That’s old. Too old. The best reproductive age is in teenage years. The research identifies it yet covers it up by claiming alcohol and drug use. Mscheew.

Okay. Live in peace.

Flats are sexy and reduce any chance of falls. Stay in shape and you won’t need this pointless enhancement. Sha, some tall guys like short girls who wear heels. I’m not tall and don’t care.

Na for bachelors to move back into their parents’ home. By the time you add your salary to the utility bills, you all can live frivolously. I can’t come and kill myself. Being a man is not an easy feat. Sometimes know when to retreat from uphill battles.

I don’t understand the fun in the service. I’m good with such news.

Now the stories don dey enter imaginative writing from bloggers.

Now, I understand why fake news exists. It’s run on the Pareto principle. See this report, for example, which people on Reddit would laugh off. Here on Nairaland, many are claiming “there is no smoke without fire,” “in every rumour, there is an iota of truth.” Call their mothers whores and these proclamations will disappear. “Iota of truth” holds only when the lies concern others, not them.

Like I was revealing, twenty percent of users will believe any outlandish report and hold on to it as truth. A sad state of affairs, but humans enjoy being lied to. For Kemi, any win is a win. She’s already cooking another receiptless lie.

I will hold strong to my belief from Reddit; everything on the internet is a lie until proven otherwise.

eepeepook:
1. Ice Prince is a has-been. Pointless news.

2. Wasn’t he engaged before? I remember coming across the news back in the day. 2011, thereabout.

3. My Nairaland friend claims everyone should avoid Kobojunkie. I was warned that he is a troll looking to derail threads and frustrate members. MechanicMike aka MrCork too.

Number three is an undeniable truth. The boy needs therapy.

This akata is destroying his brand. Good Lord. These pigs no get shame.

He made his bed. He’ll have to lie in it.