₦airaland Forum

This seems to be a common occurrence. Why try to separate grown men from fighting? It is always women who fall victim. I hardly hear of men doing so.

If a child is thirteen years old and above, he/she possesses adult or near adult strength. Get a belt and whip the living daylight out of both combatants. At worst wait till they lose stamina before doing anything.

My grandmother, when alive, tried to grab her thirteen year old grandson when he engaged a peer in combat. At eighty-four years old, her fighting days were long past her. The boy turned around, picked her by the thigh and slammed her on the ground before returning to his opponent. It was later at night he realized he nearly killed his only living guardian.

Funny how Africans are good at emulating the dressing and mannerisms of both Arabs and Caucasians yet are looked down on by them.

Nigeria failed this woman. She was abducted as a child. She found a way to run back home as an adult. If she didn’t make the sojourn, she would remain with the rebels till further notice. SMH.

Proof?

sonofElElyon:
You obviously are a very young person otherwise you would know that fela never physically attacked anyone

That we know of. Camera phones weren’t a thing back in the day.

Nobody said being an adult was interesting. Enjoy your life. You’re making good money.

Oh, an update on this children’s game.

People still sell this thing for exorbitant prices?

Following his father’s legacy. I wonder why Femi never faced legal issues of any sort. Did he fail his father or follow closed door advice?

This makes me realize I need to buy a siren for personal use. Once you call the police, them no dey gree come on time especially during a home invasion. Na to blast siren so thieves go pick race long before the police give themselves sense.

The Nigerian government wasted two years of her life. E reach to sue. She must get compensation for this. What if she had a suitor ready to marry her then? After four months, he’d move to the next willing female.

Lol.

Option three. Marry both. Them no dey forbid polygamy. The brokest of men are quick to engage in it. If any of them rejects, wait till she reaches a certain age and can’t find a partner. She will come around by then.

Option four. Find a new person who ticks all the preferred boxes. With half of our eight billion population guesstimated to be females, you can enjoy the freedom to pick, refuse and dump many women of your choosing. Remember, there is no perfect human being. That doesn’t mean there aren’t people close to perfection.

“Yesterday, I paid a visit to my very dear elder brother, Charly Boy @AreaFada1 at his residence in Lagos following the recent news of his ill health,” he said.

“I was happy to meet him in his usual high spirit and cheerful mood and was convinced that he is the overcomer that he has always been. We spent quality and fraternal moments discussing the way forward for our dear country.

“I wished him many more years of good health of the body and mind as he continues to contribute to the development of the nation.”

This is how you identify someone who dreams of power every waking moment. Make ordinary statement, you’re there talking about the nation. No wonder he lost the election. It’s obvious he only plans to suit himself if elected into power.

Why do men wear oversized shoes? Both of them. Lol. I had a friend who never cared to know his shoe size. He always wore EU size 44 - 45. After careful observation, I discovered 44 was his true size. He hasn’t looked back ever since.

Sorry on Charley Boy’s diagnosis. At least he has children and grandchildren. After age thirteen for human beings, any other year na manage. Many died at twenty years old from accidents. Some died at four years old for the flimsiest of reasons.

Mrfeel:
You know kid, don't be a nairaland busy kid

Weak comeback. Terribly weak.

Nigerians will always find ways to break rules on any international platform.

Okay. I'll keep it in mind.

Chop garri with cold water first then reason am again.

Hmm. Na wa. You people copy comments from Reddit and other media sources. SMH. The country failed to produce creative minds. No wonder we are stagnant upon many years.

Ariana is suffering an eating disorder, which I find weird, or she's caught depression from watching Big Sean play with his kid. Women are naturally jealous. Her marriage is likely not the fairy tale she envisioned.

Last last, this news means nothing to me nor the average Nigerian citizen. This forum is dead. It was never was alive to begin with.

Make una take concoctions die go. More women for me.

Okay. I'm happy for them.

Mrfeel:
That's good kid , useful enough to care about who bob sleeps with?

There’s a life outside Nairaland, you know.

They are a guerilla group. Make them no do pass themselves.

Attention is a drug. She no fine so this news means nothing to me.

Mrfeel:
How useful are you kid ?

Useful enough to not care about winning an online argument. Shame.

Okay.

Making the funds needed to survive in prison. Good to see depression isn't holding him.

Make the marriage start first. All this is noise.

What a way to kill boredom during the dull service year. I no fit take una serious.