₦airaland Forum

I don’t know who she is, but those things look tantalizing.

Four days to go. Stop complaining.

I don’t think both are related in any way. Since this is an opinion piece without reputable information, my comment is also an opinion.

Reverse japa. The host nations likely didn’t favour them.

Money dey.

I don’t understand the hype surrounding this girl. Na lokito wey marry fellow lokito and is lusted for by lokitos. Na lokitos full Nairaland so this should be no surprise.

Too much makeup.

After six years. An impressive feat nonetheless. Why is Drake congratulating him now despite refusing to appear in the video? He never envisioned Afrobeats will become this big. The same happened with Meek Mill and Davido.

Oh, the video I meant was Come Closer. I don’t think One Dance got any visual.

There are some laptop chargers there. Funny situation. Naija don turn everybody to scavenger. God punish the government and fellow citizens.

Let’s hope it wasn’t a hate crime. Racism dey Canada. Our brothers no dey mention am because work full their minds.

Men should be the last thing on her mind if she has three kids. There are sex dolls for women. She should get one if conji na her problem.

Davido is beginning to look his age. Make that man enter gym, abeg. To be fine boy no easy.

If you complain about the price, the service is surely not for you. I dey side eye all of una on Nairaland.

Good for her. They should start making babies immediately.

This forum is very useless. Na only Yoruba songs person fit find here. Asking for mainstream songs is a waste of time. Thank God for Shazam and Nigerian artistes forcing their music down everyone’s throats. I’ve asked for song titles here only to personally discover them three to four years down the line. All children here do is type insults. Frustrated animals. No wonder poverty hold una for blokos.

So? Little people are a thing. His own is congenital like Aki and Paw Paw. Na so Messi for dey if he wasn’t pumped with growth hormones.

The problem has been solved. Good on you.

My original advice was to decline doing so. Maybe in future, she would have come back, trying to claim part of the land due to her child’s grave site. If possible, you would have paid for her transport to the east for the burial. She would then have to source for funds to come back. In such a situation, she may disappeared for good. You wouldn’t have lost much from the possibility.

Oyibo normally na five guests, maximum. Since when did they start inviting eighty-eight people? It’s not by how many people visit the event. Fifty-seven percent of marriages end in divorce. The ones which end in lifetime bliss are twenty-four percent.

That eight minute activity will always destroy the lives of the weak-minded.

Pidgin English is simple. If your base language is English, learning the dialect takes a few months. I saw many akata boys imbibe it during boarding house days. Why don’t Nigerian men who speak more difficult languages like Russian, Mandarin and Cantonese make news in this useless chat forum?

Chrisrare:
Nigerians don't like to mind their business, how she chooses to dress shouldn't concern anybody.

They’re hungry, broke and frustrated. It’s why this forum has continued for nineteen years. The owner of this place learned to monetize unemployed people’s time.

Lol. She wants to withdraw money meant to purchase the lower part of the attire. With the recent heat, I can’t blame her. If she wore jeans and oozed odour everywhere from the stench between her thighs, people would complain even more. African culture is wearing the least clothes available. The white man bastardized our way of life.

ROFLMAO.

What is war good for? Population control. Humans have kept numbers in check using the measure from time immemorial. If heaven is real, we will fight wars there too. Peace is not an option so far we draw breath.

I wonder what Wigwe would be feeling in the spirit world after seeing such a carnival go on last night at the Eko Hotel Lagos, just a week after his death.

It would be foolish to believe the world would stop because he died. How many stories of death did he hear of when alive? Did they stop his business?

Who don die don go. The world is for the living.

I want to see raw pictures of her during the event. No way her face looks carved up like that picture.

The show was all about Neya or what? Mscheew. Nigerians worshipping the rich and corrupt as usual.

The man wasn’t killed for food. He was killed because his back was turned. Lions who killed for food would make short work of his skinny frame. I wish condolences to all parties involved. The last thing on his mind before death surely was “damn, I bleeped up.”

Earnings, losses, profits, yet the price of a beer bottle is not listed. Nigerian journalists will not make heaven.

It’s not like the average man needed more than a bottle daily to begin with. I see the situation as a win.

…and life continues.