₦airaland Forum

Since when did Nigerian boys learn to use AI art?

Na wa. Thank God for yoga in my life. I can’t imagine losing it and eventually killing somebody. Why are some people so aggressive? She should have joined the military if she had so much rage. At least killing combatants there is legal.

Since when?

Who?

The Grammy effect in action.

News I could honestly do without.

63. Which kind of greed is this one?!

You’re in luck. I know from experience.

What happens is you head into the afterlife to start your new existence. You’ll be overwhelmed with the presence of every deceased member of your family tree. You won’t care for the living because there’s too much fun at the other side. No hell, no heaven, no time, no hunger, no greed, only living. If it’s not your time, you’ll be sent back. Bring back bread on your return if this is your case. I never tasted anything so good in all my life.

Yes?

It means the charms no work. Bad investment.

All talk. The hospitals are not equipped to handle them. The clearance talk is just an excuse to not engage easily replaceable human beings.

Keep asking. Nairaland bingos. Una work na to congregate here daily dey abuse each other. Rinse and repeat till una get sense — which never happens.

Good riddance if guilty.

Zzz.

I just hope this is fake news. I’ve read many of this sort. My mind is veering towards truth on the matter.

Illiterate people in poverty are quick to endanger themselves. If one person loses guard and the inevitable happens, they’ll all blame the government or village people.

Where are our many task force organizations? You want to tell me they know nothing of this?

Until he drops on the field from exertion. I dey fold arms look una.

Flaunt it if you got it.

Is this porn? Is this a fetish? You children on Nairaland are sick!

Stupid headline. Heat dey Rivers State. Kai. Those with inverters also complain as their fans blow circulate hot air around the house. One thing I like about PHED is their efficiency; they keep to a schedule which is easy to recognize. I don’t know any other state which follows the same pattern.

Another brave soul took his life. If e easy, children on Nairaland for no dey use am make noise every day only to “change mind.”

Onila?

When will it conclude?

Has the price dropped? Queues exist when people can afford the product. If fuel is as expensive as everyone claims, stations should have more than enough pumps to service customers. Everyone else will walk.

Kill Iran-backed militia in Syria, kill Iran-backed militia in Afghanistan, kill Iran-backed militia in Timbuktu. One place the US refuses to kill Iran-backed militia is in the very country itself. Lol. Proxy war.

Thank God. They should keep their croissant and baguette fingers to themselves. Let them not spread their imperialism to the whole continent.

Atiku will stop contesting for presidency when he turns 99 years of age. This, I have seen.

Madam needs a professional makeup artist. That pancake on her face is ghetto.

I don’t know what to believe. Where are the weapons?

Write it in as many languages available under the African sun, women will not listen. Maybe she’s not fulfilled in her marriage for now, hence her clear thinking. Once marriage sweet am, she go shout am for rooftop say she don achieve.

Oh, I’m shocked!

Where is that idiot child on Nairaland who claims he can read sarcasm?