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Ban sachets. PET bottles don’t seem pollutive.

The ones I know earning 40 per month are supplementing with Yahoo Yahoo. Sha, this country no straight. Many fit survive on 35k monthly. Them go trek to every destination.

He surely turned his back and the lion’s primal instincts took over. Normally, they can differentiate caregiver from meal, but those inborn predator tendencies are too strong to override. In the afterlife, him and the animal will play till the end of time.

She’s a 34 year old woman. Nobody cares.

I don’t believe the story.

It’s not like he was going to cure cancer. Another riffraff gone. His existence contributed nothing to society. Let his death at least provide nourishment for the soil.

He should try manual labour. Numbing on the mind and tedious on the body. Office workers tremble at the thought of pushing carts for a living. Try making that the least difficult part of your job.

So, I asked her why this was the case. She replied that she was insecure about her body, hence resorting to switching off the lights every time. After enough persuasion in the form of abeg, she stripped for me to see her body. She was beautiful. The only odd things were huge stretch marks on her bottom. She didn’t know those existed until I told her. We agreed that she could continue turning off the lights since my curiosity was finally satisfied. She concluded that occasionally she’d leave the light on since she was getting comfortable with every experience.

Woman matter no easy. How man go confident anyhow only to attract human being riddled with self-esteem issues. Sometimes, I believe it’s better for a man to stay single and service oloshos on the regular. If it’s not accusations of one trying to cheat on her, it is fighting with friends or claiming one doesn’t show enough care for her. I love my peace of mind, abeg. It is unfortunate that the thing between women’s thighs throws men into senseless fits of lust. It is also good for pounding one’s frustrations away.

Once again, thank you Nairaland. From putting fear into my mind with many comments posted to providing a source of laughter now that I know she’s not infected.

omochelsea004:
there is difference between ashawo & olosho, but pple are mixing the two.

Ashawo: to my best of knowledge are the ones living in brothels, their price start from 500 for short time, pullover is a little bit higher than d price of short time, other prices also depends on the style u want to do, but whatever it is, it is their brothel u must go if u need their service

Olosho: this are the type of girls popularly called or known as runs girls, they av so may types of packaging, they can display their market by d road side or some popular junctions e.t.c. this kind of ladies u stop where they are standing, u negotiate price with them (no fixed price) depending on their asset 3k, 5k, 8k, 10k upward, when u both come into agreement u take them to wherever you feel like to have them.
hope am right?

Ashawo na ashawo.

He runs the biggest economy in Africa. Let him sleep while small boys debate among themselves. They’ll report to him at the end of the day.

Go to Sango Ota and find him.

UyaiIncomparabl:
No, I am not related to her.

And what is the emboldened supposed to mean? Akwa-Ibomites are very beautiful people. How do they look originally? You are such a clown.

Enóquin is pretty though.

Victoria Uyai Ukpabio, what was it you said again?!

I blame Nairaland for making me rub shoulders with illiterates. See this one who can’t spell incomparable properly threatening me.

I am not one of the idiot children on Nairaland who longs for the day he’ll get the thing between your thighs. I have too many classy women at my beck and call.

Take your time in this Nairaland. I’ve warned you. In the real world, fear no go gree you look my side talk less of engaging me in a conversation. Get rid of that cheap wig while at it.

Three pieces of sweets.

Make I follow this thread laugh small.

I can accurately guess his tribe.

Church matter. Nothing concern me.

Why is there no thirsty man version of sachet water?

Mood lighting with gadgets. So? Not extraordinary. Probably a Yahoo boy with taste. I didn’t see any AC. Homeboy must be using solar with an inverter to power the house.

Most female athletes are carpet munchers. I only trust sprinters, lawn tennis players and volleyball athletes. Most female sports require the aggression of lesbians to push competition forward. I don close eye. These women are likely false advertising.

We talked about the matter. I will post the response here. This thread has served its purpose.

Everybody will die one day. This is not news to me.

This thing will be legalized one day in Nigeria and life will continue as usual. It’s only on the pages of Nairaland, nowhere in the real world, that one will see continued hatred towards the LGBTQ community. Users here type their opinions from the comfort of their rooms. They are afraid to broadcast them anywhere else, especially within earshot of fellow human beings.

Righteousness2:
Just as it was in the days of Noah and Lot, this Generation is heading into full blown sodomy as Nations, leaders and individuals are pointing their fists on GOD and telling him we will do whatever we like.

Just as God sent Noah to warn the people of the coming Destruction, we are here warning the Nations, leaders and people of the undiluted Wrath of GOD that is casting its Shadows on the Earth.

WARNING!!!! GOD WILL DESTROY HUMANITY AGAIN!!!

Let the Nations, leaders and people on earth make amends, repent from these wickedness and turn to the Living GOD.

This ship is Sinking!!
The Life Boat is JESUS CHRIST!!!

Your god is one of fear and destruction. Mine is a God of love. Life continues no matter what happens.

Righteousness2:
What we are witnessing in the weather are the signs of imminent return of the KING of kings.

In Matthew JESUS Christ was angry with the Pharisee and saduces because they could not discern the signs of the first coming of JESUS CHRIST despite all the sins and prophecies given.

The same thing is happening on Earth right now.
So many on earth are totally unaware.of the signs of the times.
They are busy blaming this or that, others are gathering money to fight the climate and so on.

Listen ladies and gentlemen! The changes in the weather are the signs of the imminent coming of JESUS CHRIST. Nobody can do anything about it.

If you are a student of the bible, you know it is going to get worse leading into the great tribulations after the bride of Christ is taken away.

Read the book of Revelations to have some knowledge if what is coming on this Earth.

Set your priority right!
Be ready! LIVE ready!
This ship is sinking!!
JESUS CHRIST will appear in the skies at any moment.

Guy, I now belch when eating. A sign of the end times!

Girlfriends? Animals, places or things? I’ll buy gifts only for my future wife. Any girl I’m with receives presents only on her birthday. No other time of the year. Na jobless people dey celebrate Valentines. I’ll settle for a date if she insists.

Oh, the idiot was trolling. Thank God. Cousin fuckers of Nairaland. Disgusting human beings. You children were born by mistake.

Once story pass one comment box, pure lie.

You are a child on Nairaland. To comot gate go everly fear you. Stay at home and live your life. Let the rest fill you in after the event.

Ask Seun.