₦airaland Forum

Idiot children on Nairaland.

Wahala for Naija. Things are hard. People are becoming more heartless to cope. May these bastards be caught.

Cheap article. Fellow citizens will always embarrass themselves. “Ebi npa wa.” If everyone was like me, he’d turn up to an empty viewing centre. Life is more than popcorn and soft drinks.

If all the suspects are guilty, castrate away.

ROFL. Lockjaw in less than ten hours. She’s already failed, she just doesn’t know it.

I thought it was Hilda Baci. I be wan reason wetin she know pass slaying.

She’s right. Nigerians as usual will adjust. The painful part is prices rise while salaries remain the same. A hundred thousand Naira today is equivalent to thirty thousand Naira in two thousand and two. Somehow, employers believe the same thirty thousand Naira today will suffice for a full month’s expenses.

Travel by road is a no-no now. Catch the perpetrators, line them on the street and put a bullet each into their skulls. Kidnapping has to end by fire by force.

I heard my old man talking about him today. The man was his junior in primary school. That the “young ones” from his time are dying has my father shaking in his boots.

You’re not mentally strong enough to live in the soft modern world. You wouldn’t have lasted a minute in slave times.

Good for the community. Offering scholarships to children would make more sense.

If he didn’t, the government for run am. He left on his own terms.

It’s in their contract. The only action needed from them the players is to piss dirty or clean.

If boys on Nairaland find no problem with it, why is it discouraged for women to do the same?

Let the movie franchise die with Johnny Depp. The last movie was barely watchable, and he was in it. I do not want to imagine a follow-up without him in the lead.

This is why I don’t do anything stronger than beer. If it alters your state of mind, it is a drug. The beer sef, I don cut am enter occasionally.

No surprise here.

Yankee never pass through you. Come back home and start farming.

I’m sure this happens during every Nigerian game. Na big men die, hence the publicity. Any idiot wey no gree enter gym or take daily walks after hearing these dey on him own.

No big war with public support like 2001, eh? Lol.

Those clamouring for a return to African culture, this is African culture in full glare. What we did back in the day was invade neighbouring settlements, burn their huts then sell their young boys and old women off as slaves. The young women were owned by the attackers as wives or trophies. Centuries later and these acts are still commonplace. Humans are no different from lesser animals.

Sahara Reporters. I don waste my time and IQ.

protracted illness.

It wasn’t brief this time. I wish him rest in the afterlife.

To smart na by beauty? Beautiful people are a dime a dozen.

Everyone masturbates. Nothing new. The ones who claim they don’t are the biggest masturbators.

You go advice tire. Without action, situations continue.

Is it real? You can see it for yourself.

My favourite part was when he rescued the drowning dog. OP, you are an amazing fellow wise beyond your years.