Happy new week fellas,so I posted some weeks back about changing your details on your National ID,some people messaged me and we're shouting about the price,the truth is this is naija you have the choice of waiting one whole year to get the needed change effected or you can go express way by coming to me which doesn't take up to 48 hours of the system isn't down. I have done it for two people who trusted me with their money here on nairaland and I believe if they see this thread they can attest to the fact that I was sincere enough, I also thank them for being patient with me too I'm still helping people who wants to change their date of birth,their names and phone numbers expressly,but if it isn't urgent the you can go to the NIMC office in your area pay #15k and wait for the change to reflect which usually takes 6 months to one year Here is my number on WhatsApp zero Nine zero seven six eight eight two five four five
Jefferyhi86: Haaa yes oo, she fell in love cos he's a bad guy, come de use cool headed guy like me as back up, cheating right under my nose,dis aye guy will beat her in any Slight provocation she go come run come my place for Bdpa come take refuge. D guy felt since I stay in Bdpa I belong to eiye cos na eiye get there while he stays at ekosodin. Las Las the gal got married to an older man.
Na you dey make Ayes dey come BDPA that year?? Lol
kennybabs1980: My younger brother (half brother) and his wife believes so much in online investments. I called him and advised him seriously against such phantom businesses last year July but he didn't take my advise. His wife even insulted me at a time because of the advise.
At that time he was into a particular one called Kala. He collected money from people to the tune of N9.6million in the name of trying to help them invest in Kala. The investment went under and he is now using family members to pressurize me to assist him especially to secure a loan from a particular coop society I belong to so that he can pay off four of the people he help to invest who are seriously troubling his life with police and thugs.
I am not willing to do this under any condition. I have told him to sell off our late dad's landed property if he can get a buyer but people are offering peanuts and two of our sisters (his own full sibs) are insisting on getting their own share immediately it is sold, one even said she didn't send him on online investment. If he can get buyer for the property, I can help talk to our other siblings but these two, no way!
How can I help this stobborn brother without hurting myself?
Na even half brother sef,but no hatred just help the nigga out, make the thugs no decide to kill am one day
Some Muslims in the Turkish city of Mardin share roses to Christians in Church (in reaction to the burning of the Quran).
"As Muslims, we thought about how could we respond to the incident in Sweden yesterday. We decided to follow our Prophet Muhammad. Today, we will visit churches and respond to the incident according to Muslim values. We will distribute roses to them,” (One of the participants said).
See the people that originated the religion,they distributed roses as advised by the prophet,but in naija,them go burn the person
One student wanted to try shit with me when I was serving,I just went to one notorious guy in the village , complained to him and bought him beer,the next day school dey upside down.They say joeboy come school come find one student, principal begin worry say how joeboy take come fight for corper,idiot boy run comot from the town,I nur see am till I serve finish
Allow God build them and stop self righteousness,it is God that makes a man holy....shey the late gospel musician uncle sammy,was he not involved in sexual relationships outside his marriage (adultery) but he was a gospel artiste.Some of the secular songs have good lyrics and passes strong message you can learn from May God guide us all
My ex threatened to deal with my present girlfriend, the ex na wan short person,so fear catch me...truth be say she eventually carried out her threat but I no fit do anything coz ba spiritual based and no evidence.But she dey somewhere now Sha,she no fit disturb both physically and spiritually,lol smallie bye bye for a long time
Goodlady: Excuse me sir I m not a fighter so I dunno any war you are talking'bout.
You know,were you birthed by a man ? Yes ,but see how much hatred you have in your heart for a gender that played the important role of bringing you into this world,better stop this hate before it eats you in and out and then you become a bitter person, which is obviously what you are becoming Yawk!!!
Goodlady: Gbenudake! This kind of alibi is what rapists mow want to be using. There was a news few weeks ago that a rapist said the lady she raped was enjoying it. Another pedophile said a 7 years old girl was seducing her. Fear men! I recommend that the man should be castrated! That's the most suitable punishment for rapists!
This gender war you are propagating will burn your feet , believe
EriMma1: There's this person I brought into my line of job. When I brought her in, I wanted her to learn the job very well for like 6 months or a year before she can launch out to get her own clients and be on her own but she left three weeks after following me a few times. She felt she has gotten the hang of the job and started getting her own clients and has been on her own since last year. I overlooked all that. She then started calling me along the line to teach or show her somethings on the job to which I refused because she left of her own accord knowing full well she has not learnt all there is to learn.
Now, there was a place I submitted my proposal letter and after they called me. We had a chat and after a good bargain, they told me to resume the following week. Two days to resumption, they called and told me to hold on. So I felt they got a better bargain. It pained me and I told this person all that happened and what I charged them. After that, I got two other clients who paid the same amount I charged the one that flopped. So I used those ones to console myself and moved on but was still hoping that they would get back to me someday.
Fast-forward to last week. This close pal of mine I trained on the job told me she got a call. In fact she went to that same place I told her I lost an opportunity and submitted a proposal. They now called her and she offered them lower charges and she was given the job.
At first I felt stabbed because she knew about my ordeal with the same company. I just chose not to discuss it further.
Ok, last year, I confided in her that I want to review my charges with my old clients. Like those I've been with for 4 , 5 years. Today, she called saying she reviewed her charges too with her clients. O boy! Because I reviewed, you too review? I mean something she started last year, she's already reviewing just because I told her I did and my clients have responded to it. These are clients I've had for years and you've only had yours for a few months, cos she started mid last year and she's already increasing fees. Is that how things are done? Anyways I didn't try to warn her of the implication of such act.
Now, I feel this person is just trying to compete with me and I'm thinking it's high time I start concealing somethings from her.
What do you think? Is it safe to continue divulging my plans to this person or am I overreacting?
Now listen carefully,you are working with a witch,who will gladly kill you through poison if the opportunity presents itself Just dey there dey play,you hear!!!
Good day Nairalanders,the much anticipated National immigration form is out,and one of the limitations is the date of birth and the NIN to further confirm it,if your age on the NIN goes beyond the age limit required,that isn't an issue,you can change it with the NIMC with a fee of 15k ,but the problem is that the changes will be effected after 6 months to 1 year but the immigration form is supposed to last for only just two weeks,which means by the time the change has been effected,it would have been late picking up the immigration form. I have a solution for you,the changes can be effected within 48hours without network glitches,but either ways it will be ready before the Immigration form expires.for more enquires you can chat me up on WhatsApp on 09076882545 I have done it for a Nairalander here who trusted me and I delivered Thanks
Burster55: It's nothing Sir, I would gladly do more than all that. She's my wife, not my house maid. I love her. And will do it. After all, I will eat of the food she would prepare from these items, so what's the big deal? I will wash even her panties.
Simp,what happened to her hands or the washing machine
Nemesis0147: u just resumed and you have started walking with “some girls”
Says a lot about the kind of guy you are….u type go loud and go Sabi talk too much…u go dy go we’re dy no invite you!!
You see that uniben ba ?? Just be careful boys dae that school before we come we Don dey count years after graduation and them still dey.Nothing to lose just be careful and join church fellowship
Lionstep: Ok..... that's there business, I'm still watching emilokan lick � mic here in the name of testing it, someone that wants to rule the biggest black nation on earth
That is what his baba told him,so that when he speaks to the people they'll do his bidding at the polls,what do you think??
I want to use this opportunity to advice us to please watch our loved ones so they do not go Astray this season.
A Medical Doctor is dead in Oghara due to the cult war. This is a very bright and sound soul. He was given away by a friend who is a coded Vikings.
Remember i said sometime " Nobody cares if you are active or not, Nobody cares if you are a first class graduate or not, they do not care if you are a medical doctor or not , all they care is to kill you and have higher scores"
You cannot go into a tunnel with a candle light with people who naturally love darkness, all they care is put out the flame so you can join them in Darkness.
I ran into an old female friend and she brought out memories i had tried burying but i couldn't.
Back then in school, i met her through Isaac( Now Late ). Let us call her Monica. They Both Met when Monica got admission newly. Isaac helped her with registration and all and as a fresher, isaac wanted to hit the jackpot. Isaac looked for accomodation for her and all.
Monica resumed and started lectures and made new friend. Monica started having feelings for Moses( A new guy in the same department ). She kept it away from Isaac.
I had graduated and i came to ABK to see Isaac because he was my links up. I was outside with him when he saw Monica Crying to Him. She came to him and said a guy beat her up and seized her phone.
Egede Mi Lordi, na one JU they Beat my Nt like this ? come even seize her Kporch
Me: Egede you go nwanyo ( calm down ) make we reason the matter.
He immediately stopped a bike and i couldn't hold him back. I had to stop another bike and follow them. He had already made calls to some other Men. They came and joined us. When we go to the hostel, i saw the Boy ( Moses ) and asked him why he slapped and beat up the girl but Moses was too afraid to speak. The Men started banging his Protector to come out. The caretaker of the hostel came and started pleading with us. The caretaker secretly went to the boys kitchen door and opened it for him and gave him money to leave town. The boy scaled his back fence and ran away.
We left the hostel and went straight to a Bar and then we left for Isaacs Hostel. We discharged all Men and i also left Isaac and went to a Hotel secretly to stay. The Next day in the Morning, Isaac called me with a shaky Voice. I rushed down to his hostel, he was sweating in the Morning.
Mi Blood, wetin dey sup ?
He said he had a dream and in the dream he wanted to go and Urinate outside in the night and he saw the Head of Moses hanging from a Grape tree and as he approached the tree, he was Moses head crying and talking to him,
Bros, you no even ask me wetin happen, Monica na my babe wey go sleep with my friend. I see their chat for 2go and so i come vex slap am and seize the phone. Now see were i dey now, you don pursue me go place where i no go fit come out.
I was shocked with the dream, i then told him to stop a bike and we paid the girl a visit. We got there and she was crying that Moses had an accident and died along Benin sapele road on his way to Benin.
I met Monica at the mall and i thought i should share this story. We had a chat and she has been married for Ten years without a child.
You kill People for fun
You Map people out for rivals
You cause the death of someone else out of wickedness
You should remember that if you plant Yam, you will not Harvest Cassava.
You reap what you sow
Please let us watch our Loved ones this season. Watch out for Bad friends. Check Color codes.
Remember, " Nobody cares if you are active or not, Nobody cares if you are a first class graduate or not, they do not care if you are a medical doctor or not , all they care is to kill you and have higher scores"
Merry Christmas to you all.
NBM dey very guilty of that Kain Sin,boom before you know wetin happen Jew don fall because of woman matter or another color don fall,then war start them begin kill theirself
Zonefree: See that "Gloria Blessing" disgracing herself on shosha media.
Ask 100 Nigerian girls how they got deflowered, 98.783% will tell you is as a result of rape. None will ever tell you she got deflowered by a big black gbola.
To pay bride price for a non virgin Nigerian girl is 3rd most senseless things on earth!
Tinubu will have my vote and that of my family members only if he promise to proscribe non virgin Nigerian girls as terrorist.
Neroo22: lol no b para mode bro,I de Yan boys way wan enter game,cos me na old taker nd we know as e go,but we sef done okay, na jst advise mk u no waste time go learn bombing work else u go de disappointed,if u ready fr tinx involve, nd if u tink say na loading nd topup, u go c as e dey go for street bro,who get ear mk e hear...nd who de giv una nonsense orientation say plus the comot life,lol, mk u go ask baba Wella wetin e run fr u,mk person no exchange ur Life span giv one politicians in exchange fr money...oga as u run plus, u go de bomb,as in sleepless night ooh,no let all this ritualist ,money de appear for there wardrobe every morning without lappy deceive u...u gat to work bro,even if u plus....no be only gee niggaz de plus, pastor,market woman,omo contractor,all carry plus na wetin Dem no de Yan u,even ur popsy man fit run,mk Dem de deceive u
Give400: This is going to be a long write cos I want to go into details so you all will understand everything. Sorry for the typos in advance
I dated this girl for years. We used to live together before I relocated to another state.
So here is the full story. We started dating in early 2014 we were still teenagers. Tho I wasn't the one that disvirgined her but she was good then. Her breasts and everything was firm and standing. Two years later she started giving me bad behaviors. I endured till I got tired by the end of 2016 and moved on because she started disrespecting me as well. I couldn't take that and moved on.
Fast forward early 2020 she contacted me I asked how she got my number cos I changed numbers then. She said she got it from my sister. They were kind of close. This girl pestered me and I don't even know what she told or did to my sister but I found my sister begging on her behalf that I should accept her as well. On a norm I wouldn't have accepted her but because I wasn't in a relationship then and konji was so on my neck I had no choice than to accept her back.
Thats how we came back and free sex was enough.we lived together I was the one paying the rent. I was providing and even got her a job she used o work and contribute and everything was good in the first 4 months until the fifth month she lost her job cos she made some mistakes and lost some money and her oga arrested her. I paid up and she said she won't go back so that's how she became a sit at home gf.
Fast forward I found out she was in contact with one of her exes. I even stumbled on their Facebook chat where she was asking the guy why he got married. The guy responded that he got tired of her ass the moment he realized she was dating one reverend father. Then I knew after our initial breakup this girl went on to become a LovePeddler.
So this girl kept disturbing this guy she will call him even though he told her was married she didn't stop. The same way she was disturbing me early that year to come back. Anytime I confront her about this guy she'd lie that it's the guy that's disturbing her.
Lemme not bore you guys...so this girl proposed a business idea and since I had spare funds I wasn't using then I found it cool and I gave her 200k to buy 20 bags of groundnuts. She said she had a woman she knows in her village that used to do the business. She was to send her the money to buy the groundnut and save it then when the prices go up we will sell and make double or triple profits.
So she sent me an account number to send the money to claiming it's the woman's son account number. Alas it was her ex's account number because the account name matched with the Facebook name. When I confronted her she denied at first but later opened up and promised me not to worry that the guy was only going to withdraw the money and give to the woman as she didn't have a bank account. I kept cool even though I felt betrayed.
Now instead of 20 bags of groundnut they bought only 15k. That covid affected the markets as people were scared to go to the markets and there was no groundnut to buy. OK send me pics of the 15 bags they bought it became wahala. It took weeks of postponement before the guy sent pics. At a time I got angry and collected her phone and called and the guy picked. I asked why is it a problem to send pics of the bags. The guy blatantly told me he doesn't have any business with me that I should not call him. That really got me and I said it's enough.
So I made my own plan. I exercised patience and forfeited the 50k. Cos it was obvious I wasn't going to get the funds because when I asked to get my 50k they will say they are going to buy that I should chill. They are going to buy turned to weeks and months till I gave up.
So I waited and when it was the right time which was December we sold the groundnuts and I got profit of 100k. Cos it was sold at 20k each. So in total I made 300k. Minus my 200k that's 100k profit. They ate the other 50k.
So i got the money and played along. I acted as if I don't even know what was going. In fact I changed and started adapting to her games. I smash her more often than I used to and squeeze whatever was left of her fallen boobs to nothing. Like I made up my mind to use her and dump on the road side where she belonged. I accepted she was damaged and that was the only way to do away with someone like her. Rent was due by March 2021. I started looking for a new apartment we was in January then. I got an apartment in another neighboring state not so far just 2k transport.
Fortunately enough for me she got a job and used to work 5 days and come home only by weekend. So I had enough time to orchestrate my plans cos this girl refused to leavve. I know some people might be wondering why I chose to run. She refused to leave me. She even called the police me when I told her I don't want to do again. They said since she's living with me and I was the one that brought her in town then I shouldn't chase her out. I said ok
So I got my apartment and arranged the placed and she left for work on a blessed day and I used he opportunity to park my valuables and important properties and left. When she got home she called I told her I had traveled to Benin republic. She asked why I packed my things and my gen I told her I sold them to add money for my journey that I will be back. I told her I will be back in a month that it's a bug business and I will eventually hit big in two to three weeks then I will be back. She bought it
Few days later I changed my Sim and that was the end.
So fast forward to last month we met and this girl has become something else. Very dirty and unkempt. Indeed I tried for her but she really deserved where she is atm. She was really pissed when she saw me. She said lots of scary stuff even some people at the event were like what's going on. She said she still has my pictures and I should think about that. That really spooked me.
The problem now is she's still threatening that she knows I played her and she's going to make sure she hurt me spiritually or in anyway for using her and running away leaving her with nothing. That she doesn't care if it's going to cost her life. She said this on the event day and just today someone called me telling me the same thing that she's going about telling she's going to make sure I am useless just like the way I made her. I don't even want to mention the number of curses she placed on me on the event day.
What I want to know is how do I go about this. Is she just making empty threats or is it something I should take serious. If that's the case then how do I go about it my brethren. I am seriously confused and kind of scared a bit to be honest. Cos someone else could hear her and use that opportunity to hurt me then place it on her. Anything can happen when people go about saying they will hurt you. Help a brother with the right thing to do. Thanks
Nice one OP take my advice and call me or WhatsApp me after this, I'll drop my number. First of all the Bible says Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,if she swore to deal with you,then be rest assured that she'll will go ahead with her plans at least 80% chances.The other 20% percent is the grace of God speaking for your sorry ass. My ex was exactly like yours just that in my case she didn't threaten to deal with me ,she threatened to deal with the next woman that agreed to date me,let me tell you the end of that story,the new girl ran away after she couldn't stop dreaming of fighting with my ex over me. She almost lost her life on one occasion,I spent days in the hospital and I was in final year.Had to suspend my project,I was fucking devastated until God of Celestial church of Christ came through for me. See my number zero nine zero seven six eight eight two five four five call me or WhatsApp me let's see how we can sort things out Stay in touch with her,women have fish brain kind of even though they are smart,let her feel you are really sorry for what you did and is willing to take her back while you provide a soft landing what we'll do to make sure she doesn't Bleep your ass up that's if you are willing. God bless you my bro
Knowing our traditional African setting, they'll say the matter isn't deep enough for divorce so oko, beg your iyawo.
Difficulty of running away with the kids without husband's permission
Think this through very well.
What wrong advice did I give here ?
The only escape for her is an oluwole divorce judgement where she gets someone who pretends to be her husband during divorce proceedings and she gets all her wishes granted immediately if not, they'll ask for reconciliation and family will prevail on her to stay put one last time.
So I ask again, what wrong advice did I give ? Smh
Advising her to consider staying in the marriage,don't even mention it at all
RZArecta: Fact of the matter is that in situations like this, it's better to hear from the other side also but if what you're saying is true, then there's just enough grounds for divorce which isn't even that big enough if both families get involved, he'll be forced to beg and you guys will reconcile talk less of running with the kids even with oluwole court divorce. Think this through very well
I pray thee o thou woman,take not this counsel,that's how my aunty was forced backi into the arms of an abusive husband after living singly for a while because the church wouldn't ordain a woman who was not with her husband,fastforward to 2019 this beast killed my aunty,the only thing was that she was addressed as late Deaconess what difference did that make,as for the man I haven't said anything at all but when I'm ready I'll come for him,the moment a man lays his hands on you,know this that he will never stop until you leave or you die
Are you trying to make changes to your National ID and you don't know how to go about it,or you provided your real age and job application requirements are beginning to stall your application because of your age and you want to reduce it,then you can smile and relax your mind because you have found the right person for the job.Please ensure that before you message me your mind should be made about the details to change and what to change them to,don't tell me one and after effecting it,you come up with another,three people have made their mistake in the past one week and it wasn't easy rectifying the mistake,others have terribly bargained and if I consent that would be like adding extra money from my pocket to effect your request. It's usually ready at least under 24 hours and is also network dependent.My number again 0~~9~~~0~~~7~~6~~~88~~~2~~~~5~4~~~~~5~whatsapp, text message and calla.Please don't call me during odd hours both males and females because I am married instead drop a WhatsApp message or a text message and I will respond via same media.of you really want to talk to me over the phone then wait until anything from 8:00 AM upwards the next day GOD BLESS U