₦airaland Forum

ganisucks:
After the right president is sworn in, the shameless JAMB officials will be sacked and prosecuted. Then she will be rightfully accredited as the highest scorer for 2023. All these SWAGA hate politics will eventually fail.

you mean your wretched father will be sacked ?

All Igbos are criminal minded. I hate them with passion

sukar886:
I bet it that you are a fraudster, abeg make una leave the innocent girl alone

She is not innocent.
She is a fraudster. All Igbos are

I hate women with passion

youngrichnigga:
Are they lesbians, can't see the pix of any man. Anyways, RIP to the dead

Yes of course. They are homosexual.
That might have motivated the attack

GODPUNISHALABI:
Its nothing just ganglion or so..... growing on ur forehead no worry no be cancer when u get money go fmc make them comot am,this thing been do my papa na fatty tissue dey inside

Ganglion only occurs at the joints. Precisely movable joints

almondayo:
Please am still finding it difficult, to take the exam.am seeing dashboard will be enable soon.pls what can I do

Try changing the / (slash) in your application ID to - (hyphen)

Example:

NDLEA-SUPT-2023-51000037729

thatigboman:
After perpetuating massive rigging and fraud, they tell u - go to court. Thunder fire all of them

Ode wake up from your coma.
Why are the obidiotś so desperate?

You guys should be careful or else you will all lose your miserable heads

Antoeni:
Instead of Tinubu to Win This Election, Make Trumpet Sound Make All Of Us Go Rest

RIP to you and your generation.

pelvicky:
How many states is left??

All the states has been recorded including fct

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


This is the height of barbarism, can you just imagine? I can't wait to enter studio and finish all these people

You mean Obidióts obituary song?

This is the handiwork of labour party and obidiotś

AllDModsAreMaad:
Failure wey dey successful pass your pavpa and any other person in your lin eage.

Hun gry urc hin.

Nor worry yourself.

JAGABAN go fúck your mama tire

duro4chang:
Always playing victim mentality.if Obi loses now that will now be the new excuse.

Don't mind them bro.
A failure will always have reasons to fail.

Jeon:
Wow just wow!

What happened to for better for worse! And why abusing God's vows in union if you knew that you can't stay faithful?



You Men really amaze me..
Then she can't stay celibate over here. She belongs to the man eventually




Stop saying nonsense and flee from extramarital affairs

To hell with that!
For better for worse my foot

Are you sure this is not a comedy clip?
How can a trained medical personnel tie a sphygmomanometer cuff on the same arm with an active IV Fluid.
Moreover, it is conventionally recommended to always the left arm when checking BP for accuracy.

Af0nja:
Please leave the innocent kid out of this, the kid is young and will surely be beautiful when she grows.

No one is truly innocent.
You of all people should know that.

majamajic:
That's 36m a month if we have such in Nigeria

Some can go as far as $100,000 per month

Edoziesmart:
Thanks for educating some of us about this.
But paying 60k dolls monthly is a way too high for dead person. Anyway the morgue is not for people that has networth of below $5m.

Seems that's your area of specialization in the country you are living? Cus you know very well about this

That is even cheap.
A one time former Italian prime minister was buried in a graveyard that attracts a fee of €300,000 per month.
When the family couldn't continue with the payment, His body was forcefully given to University of Milan School of Medicine.

majamajic:
So there's electricity always on the corpses ? So this is for those that want to fried when they die ? Na wa

The corpses are directly linked to the National grid. This means that electrical current flows through the corpses perpetually without interruption.
The overall electricity consumption by such luxurious cemetery is approximately 10,500 mega watts

Each corpse attracts a renewal fees of $60,000 per month.
Failure to pay the rental fees means the corpse will be donated to a medical school laboratory as a cadaver for student to study.

Richy4:
I'm trying to understand how it's done...
<<So when some one dies,
<<They will just slide the person in there through the opening...No coffin or casket required right?
<< Then seal the Opening with what?...to avoid smell? ..(That's just my confusion)
<< Is there a possibility of viewing the body again...say by the great grandkids?

<<<This is way too scary.. an estate without a living soul...No noise or cars driving in except to deposit and run

The corpses are properly preserved through a process called deep bio-enigma frying.

The process involve the use of synthetic G-nut oil or P-oil with additives such as synthetic chilli paper.

majamajic:
No sand , so they will dry them or what ?

The corpses are properly preserved through a process called deep bio-enigma frying.

The process involve the use of synthetic G-nut oil or P-oil with additives such as synthetic chilli paper.

I hope you don't later regret this your decision.
Nigerian ladies are fond of divorcing their partners once oversea.

Never be too nice to an average Nigerian lady, it doesn't end well most of the time.

Whatever you finally agree on, just be careful. Don't ever reason with your heart. Always reason with your head.

siofra:
The boy is foolish.

You invited her and she brought her friends, you're supposed to pay for all of them simple!


Stingy men everywhere.

Another lazy ashawó spotted.

You better go and work with your hands.
Cover up that your dirty yansh and stop been a professional begger.

Keep looking for vagina deodorants.
That your smelling and rotten vagina will soon expire.
You better cover that pit.

Golan007:
Which kain head be this?

Na the flatinōs aka the flat head republic of the east

Ok

All these woe cries can be avoided.
Marriage to me is nothing but a self inflicted injury.
Be single and be Happy.

I’m solely in control of my happiness. No woman born of a woman can deprive me of my happiness in this world or in the world to come.

E be like say na secondhand wife you marry o.