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So EFCC cannot spell INVESTIGATION correctly

Sweetchilli:
Brother, pregnancy is not calculated from the date of conception(the date you had sex). It is calculated with the date of her Last Menstrual Period. Ovulation is usually 2 weeks after the period. Add that to the 4 weeks that you had sex with her and you get 6 weeks. Why do you think pregnancy is usually 40weeks in women? It starts to count from the day of the last Menstrual period. Don't let men who don't know what pregnancy is confuse you.

This is for the uneducated men mentioning me and saying rubbish. You at least have access to the internet, why can't you just Google it instead of making uninformed statements and disgracing your ancestors

You must be the greatest fooool on planet earth to spew something as stupid as your write up from your demented brain.

You called yourself an educated person and yet your common sense couldn’t figure out the fact that the lady was already pregnant before her weakling boyfriend slept with her.

Based on the numerous evidence littered on the OP writeup, it’s so obvious that the lady was already pregnant before sleeping with her Useless and irresponsible boyfriend.

There is no need advising this fooool that calls himself a man becaus he will still do whatever he has in his mind.

A fooool at 25(no longer at 40) is always a fooool forever.

Why are most men so useless these days because of women? A real man should please answer me.

Nvc078:
VAR needs to work on that goal.we reject it

You are a sadist...I so much hate and detest your kind of person

Madam carry your cross, na you get am not be nairalanders.

When the union was bubbling did you invite us?

I don’t care if you die in Nigeria

Spits... nonsense...

Madam carry your cross, na you get am not be nairalanders.

When the union was bubbling did you invite us?

Spits... nonsense...

Johnwicky:
Two women who are missing limbs have become best friends through their comparable hardship.

Jlissa Austin, 31, who was born without arms, knees and with only seven toes, met Chassidy Young, 32, who lives with Tetra-Amelia syndrome, after learning each other's life story through a documentary.

Tetra-Amelia syndrome is a rare congenital disorder that has left Chassidy without hands and very short legs

They have since become best friends through their very rare similarities.


The pair decided to meet in person for and Chassidy travelled across Texas, in the US, from her home in Dallas, to Jlissa, who lives in Houston.

Chassidy said: "I saw Jlissa’s story and I got so emotional.

"I was like, I can’t be the only person on this whole earth missing arms. Where they at?!

"And then Jlissa confirmed there’s actually somebody out there who shares the same experience as me.

"I was just like, I have to find her.

"When you don’t see people like you, it feels like you’re the only person in the world that’s like that.

"Everybody needs an identity. I’m so happy to have met Jlissa because I now have somebody to identify with.

"You know, we have our family and we have our friends. But it’s those moments where you need somebody like you because we have our own struggles that they could never relate to.”

Some 30 years ago, doctors predicted Jlissa would never be able to lead a normal life and, to this day, she is still unsure of what caused her abnormalities.

But Jlissa has certainly proved her doubters wrong – learning to use her feet when conducting everyday tasks like brushing her teeth and texting on her phone.

She said: "Most of the questions I get are basically, 'How do you eat?', 'how do you write?', 'who takes you to the restroom?', 'who puts your make-up on?'.

"My condition hasn’t affected anything in my life.

"There are so many people that aren’t able to be themselves because they are scared of the world.

"You need to be yourself and be thankful. That’s what me and Chassidy are doing now."

Chassidy can also use her feet to perform activities that she would otherwise struggle with.

They have been on the receiving end of lots of staring and pointing in public spaces, but they’ve quickly learnt to ignore their haters and stay positive with the people closest to them.

Chassidy said: “I prefer it for kids to come up and say to me, 'Hey lady, what’s up, where’s your hands at, why are you so little like me?'

"And then we can have a conversation. I always try not to be offended.

"I don’t call it disability, because that makes it sound like something is restricting you from doing something else. It restricts you from getting from A to B.

"But I’ve made it. A, B, C, D. E, F, G – you name it."

Jlissa and Chassidy have racked up thousands of followers on their social profiles.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7676301/amp/Inspirational-women-born-without-limbs-best-friends-bonding-struggles.html

Is “Raked” not Racked

Abegee make una carry una story go one corner jor...all these women wahala they cause headache.

I keep telling people that women are evil and as such they should and must be avoided if you want to live a long and happy life.

A word is enough for the wise.

Duggedised12:
see this one ,will you log out and fix your miserable life. Or you think say trolling na work? oya speak yoruba for me na, i love that language ,omo see mentions from just one person oya , how many more accounts ,bring them all out

Sorrows and regrets are really your calling. Your dp can attest to that

Duggedised12:
and the fathers are slay kings with nothing but empty egotistic souls with no sense of how to carry their masculinity.

E pain am

You are really pained...you can cry me a river, and I still wouldn't give a fuckkk

RiyadhGoddess:
Smile. To be a celeb is very easy in nigeria.
Just be stupid, you will be celebrated...

Please Please Please click on the link on my signature and vote for my son. Kindly vote, share and help make it viral. Let's help my son win. Thank you.

Who you and your son help

MelesZenawi:
Anita okoye is a virtuous woman with striking qualities required of a woman... happy birthday nwanyioma.....


Not the other disaster that wants to tear and rip the whole okoye family into pieces....God pass her though.

How do you know Anita Okoye is a virtuous woman?

Is she your wife or a neighbor?

This is how to spot a typical weak man... Always ass-licking ladies as if their survival depends on women.

Why are Nigerian men thinking and acting as if they can't live a happy life without a woman?

YurFatHer:
That's why most people resign being a contract staff and opening their own business. Imagine 80k, I go marry, pay house rent and bills, buy food stuffs and pay children school fees inside 80k. Being an entrepreneur rocks.

Must you give birth to battalions of children?
Nigerians with their primitive way of life.

bastardson:
I have a Family friend who started Medicine at OAU, had to drop out in his 3rd year cuz he couldn’t cope, started Sociology at Uni Abuja, we all thought he was doomed.

He told us that he has started ICT Networking, Did all the CISCO thingy and got the highest certifications.

Computer Warehouse Group snapped him up before he finished Serving, He was balling there when an international company stole him as well.

Presently if you convert his salary, it’s above 1.3m monthly.

It was his ICT skills that paved way for him and not sociology.

OladimejiRufai:
OP, what's on your mind about the girl?

Do you want to chop her dodo (or maybe you're already 'chopping' it) and leave her in the name of girlfriend?

If yes, better cut off that thing you call a relationship now if you don't want God to punish you!

Or you want to marry her?

If yes, then I think marriage with such a lady will probably be dangerous or problematic.

Please, we've been hearing news about what women do to men. We've heard the ones too about what men do to women. So I'm not being biased here.

But since we are talking about the former here, let's face it.

We don't want you to join the list and come lament here about how a lady ruined your life.

from what you explained, she appears as rude, insensitive, arrogant, having ego and so on and so forth.

Such a lady, if that is how she truly is, will have no respect for you or your feelings. Will have no regard for your relatives and friends. And she is the type that will be quick to start keeping malice or even pack out of the house after a little misunderstanding judging from her decision to go back home after the taxi trip.

So beware! there are a myriad of ladies out there. I'm not saying you should just break up like that. But try to carefully study her by giving her time to come to her senses, reconciling with her while watching out for any traits that will suggest that she can never change or will hardly change. And if there is such, My guy, run!

women are too much to be begging just one out of them to become your responsibility.

Well, I only gave u that advise that you should try to reconcile because I don't want to sound inconsiderate.

But if it were to be me, we are done!!!!

Modified: And the lady below me has a point that little things like what you refused for your girlfriend, some people take it serious!

But brother, a woman who takes such a thing serious to the extent that she acted the way she acted, has serious Ego issues.

It could be that she's pained because she asks you to come and you refuses the request. Just like how someone who is of higher authority will ask someone of lower rank to do something and will be refused, so the person of higher authority starts feeling ridiculed and disrespected and starts acting up!

If that's the case here, then what do you call that? What does she think of herself for her to start acting to that
extreme because u refused her request?

That's how you identify people with ego issues!

So you could have been wrong with what you did (a little) but for her to react that way.. . abeg, be careful with such a lady

I give you 1million likes for this your comment.

Seeing comments like this reassures me that we still have real men in this part of the world. Unlike some weak ass sissy that willl go on begging a lady for no tangible reason.

just look at the rate at which most men are being redicled, religated and dragged on the ground by ladies all because most men have reduced their integrity to power zero in the hands of women.

Ladies should be the ones begging and petting we guys to be our responsibility and not the other way around.

God bless you for being a real man you were greated to be.

Onyi22:
Is it true that Davido's son is richer than many of the guys on this forum...

Even if his son is the richest in Nigeria, what is that to us?

I ate a balanced diet this morning , I live in a nice apartment, I put on nice clothes, I uses an Iphone and I pay my bills as at when due etc.

Davido son is not the one responsible for the things I listed above....so even if he is the most richest, as far as he is not responsible for my upkeep, his wealth is irrelevant to me.

So lady go Bleep your self-degraded asshole.

BiggyB242:
Bro. business is the way to go, those teaching job and pure water factory can only sustain you but wouldn't give you the happy life. As you work think of a business you can do on the side line.

Since business is the way why not provide him with capital?

You are the one telling him to start from somewhere and now that he is doing that, you are still complaining

HarunaWest:
you aren't getting the drift bro...In a nutshell, This world of ours owes no one..Life is a competition on its own. The strong ones will make it and the weak ones will suffocate..Hardship and distrust in this world have made people not to share love anymore. But when I hear grown men cry and whine over something works for Mr A and doesn't work for them it pisses me off. Some people hit the limelight at 12, Some @ 60...Instead or him to move outta that City to a more conservative place,and face life head on he is busy on NL telling us sad stories...

NB: I was born and brought up in Lagos, although not from Lagos...When I realized that it wasn't paying,I quit Lagos to Abuja then it still wasnt Ok,I absconded and Landed in my homeland(North). Am not there yet,but am doing very Ok...So she should get his *as up and hustle.

Mr hustler what is your definition of hustling?

If men were God...

RexEmmyGee:
I thought you're through with nysc, which educational qualification are they still looking for ??

He means degree in education. E.g. Agric. Edu

cococandy:
apparently not because it hasn’t made him successful in life.

All he’s turned into is a pitiable stalker, digging up old pictures to claim he knows her before she became upgraded in life.

Reminiscent of some real life low lives.

It means everything madam.


If you like keep on arguing with your keyboard ....is irrelevant.

FatherBona:
Hustle o, make you no go post throwback picture of ur ex after she don born for another man

Guy please get lost with this your boring line.

So your major reason for hustling in life is to please women?
And you think you are wise?

Guys like yourself are the one giving Nigerian women undue relevance.

I will never marry a Nigeria lady because all what they are after in a man's life is money and nothing more.

You guys should wise up and stop being f00ls because of women that won't hesitate to leave you if the need arises.

My little Advice is this;
Since you are already in ICT field, I will prefer you go for computer programming instead of wasting 6yrs in the university to study computer science.

Let me tell you the truth...There is no practicality and skill acquisition in Nigeria Universities. Computer science graduates from Nigeria Universities are novices in computer skills except those that went for additional training in computer science.

Go straight to computer programming and the sky will be your starting point.
Look for a good computer school where you can acquire programming skills.
P.S. what really matter is your skills (i.e what you can really do) and not your paper qualification.

The future is computer. The whole world is going digital almost in all aspect of our lives. Every other things will go obsolete, but computer programming will continue to wax stronger in all sincerity.

If I had this orientation and opportunity while I was growing up, computer programming would have be my point of call.

KingOfAllIgbos:
Let us not be tribalistic in our comments.

Please disregard the parallelogram shape of his head.

Para...what?

SamNaijaboy:
surprised In 2019 men are still working themselves up about marriage. An institution that simply helps only the woman mainly.
And the woman will now be acting up on top of that. Send any such wife packing sharperly and find another.
One thing though... make sure you do HIV test before sleeping with anybody raw.
My guys don sorji now. Before dey start to Dey Yansh, We want to even know your HIV and STD status.
If you don’t want to take the test, carry your Kpekus and go

You are 100% correct bro. Enough of these headache and heartache all because of ladies and marriage.
some guys think they cannot live a happy life without marriage.

You guys will never learn your lesson about women until you all lose your heads. Leave ladies and marriage alone and be happy with yourself. To hell with ladies and marriage.

cococandy:
Another set of dumb ones



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Don’t worry... either you or your harlot mother will soon fall a victim.

This is just the beginning...nor be money them they fine...them go see money chop...

Chiefochiefo:
Kids are blessings from God. Some may look handsome or beautiful at infant stages but loose it thereafter. Some maynot look fine at infants but as they grow into adulthood their beauties begin to show up. To me, the kids are growing healthy and happy. That's the most important thing and I will prefer that than sick and beautiful.

Being obese is not healthy

domino4211:
Ugly kids..
They look like offsprings from a "Mr IBU and Simi' union..
I am really disappointed Desmond.
You can do better..

Na their mama them resemble