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Health / Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by firstbornson(m): 5:56pm On Sep 04, 2022
Revolva:


Mumu , you calling me this , so you knew she is an olosho and you went in and bang raw ,

Come nairaland de tell us stories of ur status

You be the highest Ode

Obviously, you are a boy. Your father should have trained you better.

Go and call your father, let me ask him why he didn't teach you how to converse with courtesy and decorum especially on a public platform.

BTW, I'm not the OP
Health / Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by firstbornson(m): 1:01pm On Aug 25, 2022
LoveGifted:
I know 2 patients who had HIV. They were HIV Positive for years and now they are NEGATIVE.

Another patient had HIV with a viral load of 1500 and CD4 Count of 300.

He started Treatment (not AV drugs o) and after six months, his viral load reduced to 400 and CD4 Count rise to 900.

I'm sure by now, his Viral load must have reached the ZERO MARK and he would have changed and turned NEGATIVE like the others.

This is 2022. Get Information to save your life.


Great information.
Health / Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by firstbornson(m): 12:57pm On Aug 25, 2022
Revolva:
Op you are a foolish person

Someone you don't trust and u went ahead to bang raw

Shame on u

Here they are again, the almighty judgemental perfect people.

I don't know if I'm talking to a teenager here so let me hold my peace.
Health / Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by firstbornson(m): 12:55pm On Aug 25, 2022
Wow.
Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 6:01pm On Aug 13, 2022
Bigdicck:
sorry for calling u sick, it was out of line, it's just so weird

I take back my comment too.
My apologies for involving your father.

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Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 5:22am On Aug 13, 2022
Bigdicck:
u re sick

Like your father.
Politics / Re: Wike Remains Boastful As Cracks Emerge In His Camp by firstbornson(m): 5:14pm On Aug 10, 2022
My governor should continue.

There's no APC in Rivers state. So Woke help us destroy the PDP.

Let's all be OBIdient.

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Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 7:55am On Aug 07, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
I've nt been fvcking..

Good one, brother.
Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 3:31am On Aug 07, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
Ur brain makes u salivate to rottened fishy smell?

Vaginal fluid would smell like rotten fish only if the lady is not healthy down there.

It seems it's only girls that can't wash their pants that you've been fffuucking.

Grow up.

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Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 3:22am On Aug 07, 2022
Bigdicck:
so your brain salivate when u smell viginal discharge? Are u ok at all?

Boy, I meant the odour of vaginal fluid makes a man think of sex just as the odour of his favorite food makes him salivate for food.

It's simple logic.

Use your brain. I don't have to explain every little logic to you.

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Romance / Re: Vabbing Works! I Tried It On A Guy And He Asked Me To Be His Girlfriend! by firstbornson(m): 12:10am On Aug 05, 2022
This is logical and at the same time, biological.

Just as you subconsciously salivate at the sight or smell of your favorite food, same thing happens in a man's brain when he perceives vaginal fluid.

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Health / Alas! Our Nose Deceive Us! by firstbornson(m): 11:30pm On Jul 27, 2022
About two weeks ago after completing my National Youth service, I first came to my aunt’s house to vacation in one of the most expensive estates in Port Harcourt and her apartment smelled awful despite the air fresher. This isn’t surprising as my sick 96 years old grandmother who is her mother, lives with us.

My grand mum’s body has failed her so much that she can’t hold her pool or urine anymore. She literary wears diapers now. Furthermore, she can’t stand or walk by herself anymore. It’s sad to see her once agile body, deteriorating.

Well, since I first came to live with them, nothing much has changed! However, the suffocating smell is gone.
Where did the pesky awful odour go? It must have gone for good, I guess.

If you believe the odour is no more, then I have a bridge to sell.

Alas! My nose is deceiving me.

I am yet to investigate the science behind this, but I think our nose can get used to certain odours, whether its offensive or pleasant. This is why we can’t rely on our nose to tell us the odour coming from our clothes, our underwear, our rooms, our offices, our bedsheets, etc.

If you sniff your underwear and clothes before changing or cleaning them, you’re being scammed. You smell!

The only way you can stay free from terrible smell is to create a maintenance plan your body.

For the ladies, decide not to wear your underwear twice without washing. Men, decide not to wear your underwear for more than twice days, at most. Even if you can afford only two or three, WASH and WEAR. By all means, avoid bad odour. Put on some cologne.
Change your bedsheet at least every weekend.

Get air fresher for your room too or open the windows, let air enter the room.

By all means, AVOID BAD ODOUR.
Politics / Re: Do Nigerian Politicians Eat In Each Other’s House? by firstbornson(m): 7:28pm On Jul 10, 2022
They don't.
Romance / Re: How Long Should I Keep Sticking Around? by firstbornson(m): 7:23pm On Jul 10, 2022
squash47:

This justifies the saying, Women marry men because of their money and not love. Later now, you will marry a rich guy and end up cheating with the broke one you loved

Allow the lady. She knows what she wants. You sound like a broke pained guy.

A man should have the capacity to take care of his wife and children. It's even biblical.

Allow women on this platform to give their honest opinion.

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Career / Re: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by firstbornson(m): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2022
MsJackson:
Hello my uncles and aunts.

I'll make this as brief as possible. I teach in a school where the owner uses his father's compound, back flats. His family lives in front apartment.

Some months ago, last year precisely, i had an issue with his sister, last born, and i decided to avoid her totally to prevent future occurrence. I face my job and do it well.

We the teachers observe that the family always call their son to report any issue, especially if we faltered in some cases. It was getting too much.

So on that day, exactly two weeks ago, we were asked to oversee the students sporting activities, done in front of the school compound. I was walking out with my colleague and we were discussing something we both saw on social media, about gistlover. The sister overheard it and believed we were talking about her, calling her gistlover.

She walked up to me and confronted me in a harsh manner. I tried explaining to her that we weren't referring to her, but she wouldn't listen and before you know it, we were exchanging words. I said a lot because I was angry that she singled me out to confront, when we were two discussing the issue.

She was telling me to get out and i was sooo angry that I used the f word on her. Later, her parents came back and she reported me to them. Without calling to hear my side of the story, they both told their son to send me away. The mother even said that wherever she saw me, she would strip me naked. Their son my boss came, me and my colleague were called to say what happened,we did, then my boss told me to go home and stay put for a while.

After a week,he called and told me my services were no longer needed, that he made his own private investigation from the students and they confirmed I used the f word on his sister. I am not innocent. I admitted my fault, but he refused to temper justice with mercy. He promised to pay me for this month, but my reputation is stained. AGAIN.

Considering the fact that I had some issues with a previous school two years ago, very close to this one. There I resigned on my own. Now everybody is looking at me like I am a bad person. I AM NOT. I try to be sooooo nice and polite, but people always take advantage of that to look down on me. I am extremely humble to a fault, even hubby says I present myself as mumu to people too much.

Is it a crime to be of small stature? I am 39yrs of age and this girl I had an altercation with, she is in her early 20's. I felt so disrespected because of how she confronted me, even poking her fingers in my face in the presence of the students, so I lost my temper. I didn't mean to. Now people are looking at me somehow. I don't feel like waking up in the mornings because I wonder how I would face the day.

I NEED A JOB, that will help me heal from this trauma. Graduated 11 years ago, Chemical Engineering, University of Benin. But I still don't have a good job, I have been teaching to hold body, but I am fed up.

The salary is sooooo small, compared to the work load I was handling. I would love to work in a good company, but nobody, no one is willing to give me a chance. I am depressed daily. God should just use a good person to help me, wipe my tears. Sorry for the long write-up.

Chemical Engineering? Haaa!

Apparently, "nice girls" do exist too, not only "nice guys".

Stop trying to please people. Stop trying to keep the peace. Don't be quiet just so that the matter will die off or so there will be peace.

Don't play the "mature" person. Speak your mind.

DON'T BE NICE. It doesn't make people like you. Instead, it's irritating. Stop being perfect. Be human!

Stop accommodating.

You have a major psychological issue to work on.

Even if you get a big job in an Engineering firm today, 6 months to come, you'll still go home depressed and sad because your predator colleagues will still prey on your innocence and niceness.

BTW, you were not teaching to "Hold body" You were only uncertain of the future if you stopped teaching.

The worst has happened anyway. Don't rush to another teaching job. Learn a skill. Do something scary and intimidating. Have faith.

This advice is to me because I'm like you.... Working on myself anyway.
Career / Re: Just Fired. How Do I Cope With The Emotional Trauma? by firstbornson(m): 4:37pm On Jun 20, 2022
Chemical Engineering? Haaa!

Apparently, "nice girls" do exist too, not only "nice guys".

Stop trying to please people. Stop trying to keep the peace. Don't be quiet just so that the matter will die off or so there will be peace.

Don't play the "mature" person. Speak your mind.

DON'T BE NICE. It doesn't make people like you. Instead, it's irritating. Stop being perfect. Be human!

Stop accommodating.

You have a major psychological issue to work on.

Even if you get a big job in an Engineering firm today, 6 months to come, you'll still go home depressed and sad because your predator colleagues will still prey on your innocence and niceness.

BTW, you were not teaching to "Hold body" You were only uncertain of the future if you stopped teaching.

The worst has happened anyway. Don't rush to another teaching job. Learn a skill. Do something scary and intimidating. Have faith.

This advice is to me because I'm like you.... Working on myself anyway.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Attractive Women Date Less Attractive Men by firstbornson(m): 12:43am On May 31, 2022
Simple. Very attractive men rarely put in the effort.
Family / Re: Are Their Still Genuine Men In This Generation.. by firstbornson(m): 12:36am On May 31, 2022
Hafizah:
Those who are married and you think are happy, are obviously sad and pretending, while those who are single are praying for a spouse. My greatest fear is to be in an unhappy marriage. Are their still genuine marriages and good men

Lol
Family / Re: Are Their Still Genuine Men In This Generation.. by firstbornson(m): 12:35am On May 31, 2022
Lol
Family / Re: You think you know better, maybe YOU DON'T! by firstbornson(m): 5:45pm On May 23, 2022
Animegirl:
True talk.

Even though my mum was very brutal with her beatings, I am thankful because I for don sabi wetin be sxx at a very young age. The environment I lived while growing up was really toxic for a girl child but my mum did a good job in raising a queen.

Also thankful to my Dad for his fatherly advice, A king and more.

Omor! Environment plays a major role in child development, I swear!

I believe this is because, children just DOWNLOAD whatever is going on around them to build themselves and their persona.
Romance / Re: Man Recounts How His Father Stepped In To Save Him During A Date by firstbornson(m): 5:35pm On May 23, 2022
Interesting.
Romance / Re: Is Anything Wrong In Dating A Taller Lady Or A Shorter Guy by firstbornson(m): 5:16pm On May 23, 2022
Hmmm
Family / You think you know better, maybe YOU DON'T! by firstbornson(m): 5:11pm On May 23, 2022
Sometimes you think you know better, but YOU DON'T!!

Stay away from the kind of kids your parents warn you about. Some of us thought we knew better.

This is how you first get exposed to pornography, masturbation, drug abuse, prostitution, lesbianism, cultism and the rest...

Some of these things are not just childhood foolishness or explorations. Some stay with you through out life.

Be wise and learn from other people's mistake. Don't wait to learn from your own mistake.

Those your parents you feel are not "woke" enough have lived more than 20years with other humans being before you started to exist, that's 20 years of EXPERIENCE!

I'm thankful for my parents. The flogging I received that night from my dad around past 12am was literary a deliverance session. If not, today I would have been a thief. A very smart thief sha. I for really cause people heart ache, depression and even suicide.

Pls, share your had I known life story with us. I want to learn. We want to learn.

Mod, pls move this to front page.
Romance / Re: Something I Discover About Men Nowadays by firstbornson(m): 4:31pm On May 23, 2022
Hmm
Politics / Re: Protesters Vandalise Non-muslims' Shops In Sokoto Over Arrest Of Deborah Killers by firstbornson(m): 7:54pm On May 14, 2022
kmarerin:
angry This Deborah case has changed my perception about this Country. I don't believe this Country was designed to work from the beginning.

It never was.

The white men only joined it together so that they can easily explore the resources of the south.

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Macaroni Is Engaged. To Get Married Tomorrow (Photos) by firstbornson(m): 1:58pm On Apr 23, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:


More growth as a man
More wisdom
More money if u know how to harness it
More children
More enjoyment and exploring in bed
More sounds and laughter
More people to delegate duties
More rest

You won't allow a man to answer this now
Romance / Re: Most Of U Are Dating Runz Girls But U Dont Know by firstbornson(m): 10:07am On Mar 26, 2022
Na so na
Family / Re: Lawyer Celebrates His Mum As He Runs Into Her Hawking On The Street by firstbornson(m): 7:55am On Mar 13, 2022
Mindlog:
As a lawyer, is he not already earning to get his mum off the street?

Does she want to leave the street? My Aunty's son is a big tech guy in the US. They've asked her to come stay in the US but she has persistently refused.
Romance / Re: All Of My Side Chicks Are Now Married by firstbornson(m): 10:41am On Feb 22, 2022
You felt you were using them. But bro, they used you to pass time instead.

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Romance / Re: She Used Food And Netflix To Get Into My Heart by firstbornson(m): 2:55pm On Feb 17, 2022
Social Deception at it's peak on Nairaland

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Romance / Re: She Used Food And Netflix To Get Into My Heart by firstbornson(m): 2:51pm On Feb 17, 2022
Hmmm

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