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Foolish people.

Your politician are stealing billions. What have you done?

How about the type that will come but start forming sick when gets to your place. Sudden severe stomach ache

In the end, it's your performance during the interview that matters.

Omicron007:



Imagine two applicants for a job interview.
One from Gombe State University and another from University of Ibadan.

What was I saying sef?

Which University did that vulture griller finish from?
I want to confirm something.

Good gesture.

I like my Governor. When he says he doesn't need the NPF, that he will use state security out fit (Task force) you know he means business.

Arsenal Life Matter abeg...from a nice Chelsea fan

I just read the story of a man who married his wife knowing fully well that she will not be able to bear him a child, ever.

The last time I ever felt this kind of love was in year 1... Since then till now, I no send.

Can we ever love like we did the first time? Abi eye to tear.

A foolish thing to do if he actually did pay that money. The internet doesn't forget. There's no taking down anything.

Be careful of what you expose your mind to. I know how difficult this can be when in our society, bad news trends more than good news.

I know people enjoying over 26 years of blissful marriage; I also know a woman who literally breaks her husband's head whenever they are quarrelling.

This OP is gay married to a woman. Simple.

Real man will not start crying before just any other man, no matter how things are hard.

See OP, he asked you to "remove your dress" so OP you wore a DRESS? U didn't even say he asked you to remove your shirt or trouser.

Lol

falcon01:
I dated a girl whose father was a very wealthy man, we broke after 3 month. It's not that she is materialistic ooh but it's that the way I view 10k is different from how she sees it, she'll call me and be like if you are coming please come with soso chocolate cause she thinks I can afford it and that chocolate is like 8k to her it's just a small something but to me that's a lot or maybe she'll be like she has run out of airtime and the lowest I can send is 3k so I decided to call it off before I embarrass myself.

You behaved as if u can afford those things. Low self esteem

That kind of world can not exist. Cos you can't spell woMAN without adding MAN. You can't write feMALE without MALE.

If it ever exist, it won't last for 10 years. Women will destroy it with nuclear weapons. Small argument...nuclear attack everywhere

I've always wanted to know why.

My student in JSS3 went home for Easter break and came back completely changed. Now, if you discipline her, she will just laugh disrespectful. If you flog her, she will ask; "Is that all? Mtcheew"

I perceive something happened over the holiday.

Khd95:
Na women dey carry this bestie thing for head, and most men play along hoping they hit the cookie jar soon

I remembered back in school, there was this tall black beautiful hausa/Yoruba babe then, we were really close, she had a boyfriend and she was staying with him, and me wanting no commitment at that time was free with her, at some point she wanted to get a room close to school because of high cost of transportation from her boyfriend's place to school, so I helped her secured an apartment in my student area compound, she was very happy, she started moving around with me, telling everyone I am her bestie, sitting on my legs, making sexual eye contacts with me, giving me that knowing look, if she doesn't see me, she is not comfortable,if she sees me with other girls, I will receive some sullen attitude from her till,until I whine her head and inform her those girls are just friends and nothing else, she practically told me she wants to Bleep me or atleast since I don't wanna date, I actually wanted to Bleep her and be fucking her, cos I felt if I don't know her boyfriend,she's single to me

Meanwhile she told her boyfriend about her school bestie who helped her secured an apartment, explained some topics to her, made it fun at school for her etc etc, at few times we made out, kissing sucking and all that, but there was no penetration

As luck will have it, the boyfriend visited her one day and met me, the guy had so much respect and love for me, for helping her babe in school, while the three of us were seated and gisting, guilty conscience wan finish me, but this babe acted like nothing was wrong, omo I fear women that day, the boyfriend insisted he must 'flex' me that day, that he heard lots of beautiful things about me, and he wants to appreciate me for that, he promised me that if I ever wanted to visit his place(his own house) anytime I should feel free

Brethren, that day the boyfriend visited, this girl went out to get drunk with the intention of carrying out what she had always wanted, at this point, I sleep in her room sometimes, and we haven't bleeped, she made the moves my sitting on my legs while I was laying on her bed pressing my phone, she wore a bump short, prick na bastard, small time the idiot prick don gather muscle, she moved her hands to my chest and started dry humping me in a cow girl style, I could take it anymore, I lifted her up a bit and worked her inner core real good with my fingers, she was soaked, she hurriedly undid my flap and brought my dicc out, she was about sitting fully on my dicc when my mind flashed back to his boyfriend,I would have bleeped her head out that night, but I felt I was breaking the bro code, I just met the boyfriend today, and he's a nice guy, it wouldnt be nice to sleep with his girl even tho my body wants to

I took excuse from her to get condom from my room, enter the bathroom washed up and and slept in my room without returning to hers, the following morning, the kind of evil look this girl gave me, for weeks she avoided me like l had a contagious disease, she doesn't even want to hear my voice or see my face, I knew I had lost the friendship i had with her, I don't know if I did right by not fucking her cos till today this girl never still forgive me and I have lost contact with the boyfriend

Bestie na scam

Lies!

At that point, you won't remember her boyfriend.

Looked too real. Abi d village people don first free am small.

I want this book. Send me a PDF. How much?
Kabvic1@gmail.com

sircatherine45:
As for me, i don't invite women to my house.

If we wanna meet, we do it at public parks, eateries, or cinema. I won't even bring up the idea of house visiting...won't try that. I'm jealous of my space, so i dread it if anyone, even my sister or female cousin comes around.

If you insist to see me, I'll dodge and use excuses to make your visit not happen, till the babes stop calling me...


Don't have time for women's Phusshy.

Money first...

You mean Soap First...

What is this one saying?

What business do they have with detaining somebody?

SARS people just take you to an isolated place and collect all the money you have on you and even all the money in your account.

They move with PoS....

EndSARS

I dey sweet me ehh...Sahara Reporters always there to boldly burst their asses without looking at their faces...

Alexgman1:
I mean am tired of sex not her. We av never tried such. Just a platonic relationship.

Mr. Man, keep quiet and stop embarrassing your ancestors.

You are tired of which sex?

Firstly, you introduced her as a very beautiful fair lady. Why share that with us if it isn't a factor? You have romantic feeling 4 her yet you are telling us nonsense.

Which one is "you are church workers and you CAN NOT try any rubbish". We know these so called " Church workers " nai be cheerful givers.

She knows you feel something for her yet she is forging ignorance and chopping your free food.

Tell her how you feel.

If its a YES, she will keep coming. If its a NO, she should stop coming.

Good write up. You may just be a nerd after all.

TheFacelessMan:


I was involved in smuggling it out of Russia....

Alexis Kontarsky was my contact and this is how

we were able to pull off the greatest heist since the Cold War

Well, I and my partner from the CIA are coming for you. We got intel on your location. You don't hide from us. We got Kontarsky, we can get you too. Eyes on you.

All these men will come here and be claiming Behind...lol

Story.

I almost sent this millionaire my small 2000 naira sha. Thank God I did not.

And how do you know he got the right of underwear?

NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?

What a pity. An average Nigerian does not see public money to be his money as a Nigerian. That is why if you steal, embezzle and divert public funds, you are celebrated. But, steal from their shops and get lynched; an aggressive mob will decide your fate immediately.