₦airaland Forum

Vickyvice:
I hope Boko Haram fighters never dey make their airstrip for their use when the saboteurs in Nigeria army go don sublet the jets to them o. It shall never be well for all terrorists and their sponsors, whether or not they are in government

chatinent:
See as en head bi like foodflask.

Anyways, I'll write your assignments, thesis, and dissertation for you.

WalkerMichael:
Dear NL brothers and sisters, i lost my mother on Monday such a hard knock on me . I just hope God comforts myself and 3 sisters. I promise to make her proud for life. please help me with your words, I'm really down.

AmandaLuv:
Etie okwe Erie okwe. Father nde nnapu.

Vincenzi:
In the case of a friend, she worked in a hospital located in Lagos mainland. They owe salary like no man's business, currently owing their staff 8 months. Please who has experience in collecting debt from a big organisation?

fergie001:
Please stop

Na female sha. She was formerly Adamawa PPRO (then an ASP) before she was hurriedly transferred to the FCT after ......

Kingdemu:
YOU SAY WAHALA BE LIKE WETIN AGAIN??

Last week Saturday I got a call that I have to be in Yola on Monday morning.

I frantically got a flight ✈️to Abuja scheduled for Sunday and another one scheduled for Yola to Abuja on Monday morning, trip went well, did what I had to do and everything was perfect .
I scheduled my trip for yesterday ( Wednesday) back to Kano but due to my acute Phobia of flying and flying on a plane is always my last resort as a means of transportation( if you want to see me tense, anxious and edgy tell me I have to enter plane) and with the recent mishaps of my available options of flying back to Kano ( Max Air and Aero Contractors) I decided to go back to Kano by road.

The plan was to go to Gombe on Wednesday, spend the night in Gombe and see my former Boss and then leave for Kano as early as possible to take care of business having been out of office for the whole week.

Yesterday I went to Gombe and met my former oga at the top, I pleaded with him to get me a reliable car to take me to Kano, out of his generosity he offered his car and his driver and we scheduled our departure for 6am, by 6:30am we have departed for Kano and the drama began.

About 1 hour into our journey and just a few kilometres to Dukku the car broke down , I came down and saw Bush left right and centre and my mind was like for this Kidnapping era, I was like abeg oo.
I told the driver to wait by the car while I go to Dukku
to get a car that will tow us to Dukku ( the nearest town) .

I actually wanted to leave that place because I don't want stories that touch the heart.

I got to Dukku, got a car, agreed a price to go tow the car. We went back towed the car to Dukku asked the mechanic how much it will cost to fix the car and paid because I decided it was too risky to continue the journey with the car I decided to charter a car to take me to Kano .

I got the normal golf commercial car ,we haggled with the driver over price and finally settled for 13k to Kano. I gave him 10k and told him I will balance him.

I called my oga at the top and briefed him and instructed the driver to go back to Gombe when the car is fixed and we started our journey with my new found driver, a distance of about 300kms.

About 100km into our journey

Driver : Alhaji wallahi bacci nake ji ( Alhaji wallahi I am feeling sleepy )

Me: Me!! Bacci kake ji? ( What? You are feeling sleepy )

Driver: wallahi Alhaji jiya karfe biyun dare na dawo daga Abuja kuma ban samu nayi bacci ba ( I came back from Abuja around 2am and I didn't sleep)

Me : Maza kayi parking ka bani motor ( oya Park and give me the car)

He parked and I collected and started to drive.

Of course it was a jalopy but I was like na dis jalopy we sef dey drive before before God begin shawa us with His blessings so no lele . I go drive amm

I myself have not slept getting only about 3 hours of sleep but I never sleep during a journey no matter how tired I am or stressed.

First observation
Any speed above 100km/hr the car will begin wobbling as if it will skid off the road

Second observation
Any sudden break the car wil beginl wobbling and begin to skid of the road

Third observation
The car is always trying to go left so I have to always stir the wheels right to keep the car at the center.

And my driver is thier snoring

15kms to Kano he wakes up
Driver: Alhaji ko in karbe ka ( Alhaji should I collect the car )

I was too angry to answer

Two minutes later
Driver: Alhaji bamu samu jumma'a ba ( Alhaji we didn't get Friday prayers)
I kept quiet again

Before you know it he is back to sleep .

Next time he opened his eyes we were at NNPC Mega Station ( Hotoro)

He stretched ,yawned and thanked God for journey mercy

PICS OF MY DRIVER BELOW

OgogoroFreak:
Do you have airport for sell?

Hanibbal:
That's murder if you abort the child. The blood of that innocent baby will be upon you till the day you'll exit this world. You won't have peace of mind. You'll spend the rest of your life in agony and fear. You don't know the kind of star the child carries. Don't abort that child.

Kandeed:
we decided to split my salary into two every month while she get 40k every month. all of a sudden yesterday she said this month's salary I'll have to give her 70k after I refused bluntly she stopped replying my messages, she won't even pick my calls since morning. Nairalanders I really need ur advice cuz this is choking me already

Kriss216:
Una just carry Chelsea matter for head like dandruff.

Bornsinner7:
E no land for Abuja again??

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slyfoxxjoe:
My mother is in her 60's and does not watch Zee or Africa magic. She is an educated woman who watches the same western movies and shows that her young kids watch because she understands them as well as we do.

The only time the TV in our house is on either of those channels is when some of our lower educated relatives from the village or something visit us. Because that's the level of entertainment they can comprehend. You can argue from now till tomorrow but the evidence is clear from all observations, people of lower IQ and education tend to be fans of Zee world and the likes.

FlipModeSquade:
No offense but ZeeWorld sucks and whoever watch that stupid channel,actually loose a couple of grey brain matters at a time..
I've grown from tuning out whenever it's on TV to leaving the room entirely,just so I can have my sanity intact.