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Nice from emusmith.

Iamhatey:
YOU CAN DO ALL THE THINGS ABOVE AND STILL GET DUMP.


BEAUTY, GOOD ATITUDE, FOOD OR SEX DOES NOT KEEP A MAN. WHAT KEEPS A MAN IS A MAN THAT WANTS TO BE KEPT . That's just the fact.

At your first statement, kindly add *ed" at the back of the "p", asin "dumped"

Thank you.

You have an ulterior motive.

This one has missed his way.

The op has sexual challenges or perhaps his gf is flat butted and boobed.

Pheeeew

icedbeatz:
We basically want someone to love, enjoy life with, Bleep and eat tasty meals but let me break it down.
1. A loyal girl that is trustworthy, we have to trust you not to do somethings. We want to be able to be in Pluto and vouch that No my baby cannot do that, defend you and later it happens to be true. We can trust you to not fk no one else but us,
2. SEX: A girl that will be and do all the crazy wild sexual acts, "all" that the guy fantasizes/desires and try to do it that time we want it and not later unless she's sick, I mean she's have to be our personal whor* and do wild wild things that will blow our goddamn brains out and make us run back to go and meet her. very important or we might run a game on another girl.
Pls don't do the dead people thingy by laying like a log of wood while we do all the job, be active in the project to reach the promise land you 1st before us.
By all means learn how to suck a dk!!! you ladies don't know how much we love that shitt its like Xmas+birthday+easter/Hanuka to us. Dk, balls all that do it you have an amazing reward waiting for you.
3. A girl that respects us and doesn't lash out at us but will find a mellow way to tell us what what we did wrong that they didn't like or how we wronged them it goes a lot deeper than when you girls shout we don't listen when you females shout it only repels you from us. Our moms and sisters been doing that ish we hate it.
Sometimes let him go out with his boys and spend quality time doing man stuff, ALLOW HIM TO BE A MAN(or he might see you as an emasculator )
4. Nagging?! HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO if you want to chase us away from you as fast as a cheetah then just start nagging us we will look for another female to confide in, care and even love. Nothing kills a man's love faster than nagging. Better cool down and "communicate" with us than shout because we won't listen to shit immediately a female starts shouting.
5. A girl that can handle things, that can take care of things even when we're not around we can relax about somethings because we know we have you and that you can handle it.
6. A listener and supporter, most times before a guy talks to you about whatever is troubling him he already has plans of how he's going to solve it and wants someone to share his trials and tribulation with but you can brainstorm an idea on solving the problem and suggest it to him and he might end up following your idea, you two are supposed to share ideas so here's the opportunity. When he knows that you got his back and you actually demonstrates so automatically you're now golden and he won't let anyone mess with you, he can murder for you if he believes and knows that you got his back there's nothing he won't do for you.
You have to believe, support and root for his ambitions no matter what it is don't put him down or else you just planted a resentment, ALLOW HIM TO BE A MAN.
7. Don't pester him for money all the time, if you're observant you will be able to know when he's got dough and when he ain't got dough.
If you're doing your part well he will be glad to spend on you at any slightest opportunity unless he has a project in mind.
8. There's like two more but let me stop here but basically someone we can truly trust, that believes us and our goals (no matter what the goal is), that respects us and never CHALLENGES US or goes at a thug of war with us if we are mad and burning let us go off don't challenge us that moment we're red let us calm down then "communicate" to us about our bad act if we were wrong that simple act elevates you to the peak, we might do some crap but won't let no one fk with you.
9. Your man is your baby, you see as you ladies love petting we love that ish too so pet your man, care for him and show him how much you live him. I know most of you ladies are afraid to show a guy how much you live him due to you think that he will start acting up let me explain something. If he's a fkboy he will act up then you will know and let the fkboy go unless you want to be with a fkboy but if he's a real G he will love you 10 folds or more. You see sine guys literally dying to save their girl/wife and you think its magic hell no! the girl have done her job by loving, caring, f**king, holding her guy down, doing the right things he likes and correcting him in a loving way (not nagging) believe me ain't no real guy that will ever play with such girl.
10. A good chef, most guys don't play with their stomach so you have to be good in cooking and whipping tasty meals out from the kitchen but some of us can manage your cooking if you are not bad or just OK due to your other qualities like up there we can say fk it she can learn or we can call a professional chef to teach us so we can cook together have fun while doing so or you can teach us too.
11. Each guy has an extra option that is personal to him that he can add here that he wants in his ideal lady. We think alike but there's always a single thing that differentiates us so try to know your bf/guy/man so that you can have an awesome relationship.
NOTE: Some ladies would be fussing why should I do all these?! who is he?! what about me?! what is he going to do for me?! well he will do all that up there and more than you ever imagined. We're ready to love you ladies like crazy but we have to be able to REALLY trust you and be sure that you're loyal but too many gold diggers are spoiling it for the good ladies and guys have kept their heart in safe boxes but you can unlock it if you can prove that you're HIS RIDE OR DIE CHICK then he will open up to you. Live and love more life is so sweet.

Sincerely i couldn't read anything cos your writing is too jampacked and conjested...learn to space your work, it's not a difficult thing to do....use the space bar on your phone that has a filet and arrow shape.

goingape1:
I have never seen any naija girls as human.

in fact the average naija girls are below animals.

Lmao, this is too hard

The guy is not a good flirt.

Upon all the good good thing in ph na toto wey you dey find ba

immortalcrown:
It is not different from those who do it while living in separate apartments. Sin is sin.

Op, see this post.

Fidelismaria:
dat is wat day all say until dey get dere nd dambaru d place

Immediately you are voted into power, cut ties with all your family members and all the people you know cos na them go still corrupt you...when i mean cut ties, i mean never relate with them on political issues, inshort dnt give appointment to anybody you know....lerrit all be by merit...just like buhari said and i qoute "i'm for everybody and i'm for nobody"...if only he had stood by this statement maybe he would 've just been another ya'ardua of our time.

Randyblincks:
Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??

Mumu, you still dey here they support the illiterate which i'm sure doesn't even have ssce

osjoshua:
Thanks jah
prof ogbeide(63) go finally comot 4 uniben..very strict and bad lecturer, inflicting pains on students since 4ever...

Has anyone noticed that as a lecturer gets old, he becomes much more strict and more wicked

Not just restricted to lecturers alone, wickedness makes a man grow older even agains his real age.

Make una dey pray make nothing carry firstking01 go near politics cos even my father and familes won't like me…

IhateCorruptionIhateBuhari

shikshark:
Why is it that no good news is emanating from this National Assembly?

Ain't the answer to this question too obvious??

eyeview:
If I was invited by the president himself for a meeting and in the course of the meeting I realize that the objective is to see to his re-election ,I will stand up and say thus:
'Your excellency,I appreciate the confidence reposed in me. I have worked so hard over the years to achieve the reputation which you seek to use now. I have never failed in any project I undertake and I don't want to start with this. Hence,I humbly decline your offer. Thank you and God bless in your future endeavours.'


...no need getting involved in a sure to fail venture

Not when the corrupt president has promised them potfolios worth millions of dollars.

God4bid bad thing in jesus name...amen.

Things like this will only happen in the north.

I 've never seen a corrupt government like this buhari's government.

Girls and their obssession for iphones.

Kill that evil feelings you called love before it destroys your family...i dnt knw what is wrong with most men, it is only when they have a faithful and good wife that the polygamist nature in them will start manifesting...men!!! men!!! men!!!.

talk2bells:
I know

See the kinda advice you gave your client, chai, you don cheat your bf tire.

stephenmorris:
na the same thing we dey talk my brother

The qoute wasn't meant for you, sorry durghhhh.

stephenmorris:
my bro which kind of post lol

No vex, i think say na talk2bells i dey qoute, chai

stephenmorris:
nice talk bro

I dnt wanna believe you are the one that gave her that kinda unappealing advice...it's either she officially end the relationship and start a new one so she can have her sex with a clear concience or she continue to wait till her so_called bf returns from diaspora, that's if he won't return with one white lady that gave him green card o...that's my own advice.

It turns me on but not with the kind of hairs i'm seeing on those pix.