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Shekau/Akpabio 2023

Report to the nearest police station incase.
Efcc wahala is bigger than 30k

The site where Oduduwa crashed and developed cone head which he transferred to his skull mining descendants should be a world heritage site

Me I no get oo
Na INEC dey issue birth certificate ?

Dreyton36:
Fvck mehnnnnnnnn

If you also went to a school where you must cut grass and you must late come school, gather here with your likes mehnnnnnn

Las Las most of us wey cut grass naim they enjoy Wells Fargo money now

Lights up my weed

Na third week after resumption we dey resume that year.
We no dey enter class but we dey pass exam
If you no attend public school you miss

He came, he saw, he conquered

TheGodlessGod:
like i said if ize iyamu failed to win call me a bastard.

You are a bastard

I thought zombies said any candidate
supported by South East will always lose ?

Edo election is the real test of 2023 election

I'm seeing inconclusive election here

Afam4eva:
These two tried for Enugu but i don't know about the lover of Ofe Onugbu that is there now.

You mean Mrs Kate Ugwuanyi?

Mods this is not funny any longer. Some of us log into this platform to get ourselves relaxed and learn something new and trendy.
We all know there are negative things happening in this country but shoving it down our throat is a no no.
We have wonderful threads in the different sections of this forum yet all we see every time on front page is killings and violence, Lala's snakes and depressing Nigerian govt. news.

This is bad

Politics aside El-Rufai is a real tribal and religious bigot. Unfortunately, this is the Calibre of persons advising a president leading a multi ethnic and religious country like Nigeria

Righteousnesss8:
this is inhumanity this is barbaric
The world is coming to an end
Brethren are you ready if the trumpet sounds

But damnnnnn niggarrr
Our president is a deaf man he won't even attempt to listen
This is the worst president ever
Even the crazy abacha won't accept bullshit like this

but give your life to Christ he his the only saviour who can save Nigeria from this madness

This kind of comment only happens when holy weed (Righteousness89 favorite) is combined with Benin weed(Slawomir's favorite)

Someone lived a fulfilled life and died happily at 94 and some foolish fools are shouting vanity
Are we this poor and wretched?

Why baba?

Let me wait for Righteousness 89 and Slawormir to comment first before I type my RIP

strangest:
the ones wey go turn off their Facebook birthday alert.... because they no wan disturbance

Na we bro

My only problem now is that the children of the fallen angel whose only profession is skull mining will descend on any available sniper tonight.
I hereby call on to whom it may concern to mop up all snipers in the market and thorough surveillance should be mounted on Lagos lagoon to prevent mass suicide.

Dnimaa:
It is just his nature. I learnt that he was among a special squad trained in India. And or should I say the jazz he is using. He always say if he sees the foot match of a chased criminal and puts his own foots there, then he will surely catch you. And that if you think you are strong, then wait until his bullets touch you. He has done seriously well in calming down our area. Really been a terror for the bad boys in the area. Very friendly and prompt on call.
It is just his nature. I learnt that he was among a special squad trained in India. And or should I say the jazz he is using. He always say if he sees the foot match of a chased criminal and puts his own foots there, then he will surely catch you. And that if you think you are strong, then wait until his bullets touch you. He has done seriously well in calming down our area. Really been a terror for the bad boys in the area. Very friendly and prompt on call.
It is just his nature. I learnt that he was among a special squad trained in India. And or should I say the jazz he is using. He always say if he sees the foot match of a chased criminal and puts his own foots there, then he will surely catch you. And that if you think you are strong, then wait until his bullets touch you. He has done seriously well in calming down our area. Really been a terror for the bad boys in the area. Very friendly and prompt on call.

Wow! He needs to be celebrated
A rare gallant officer

My only problem is how to mop up all snipers in the market to avert a possible mass suicide cos of this thread

Nurse Nky will be available @ home cos of this strike.
Make today's church wey I attended expire first

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Ize Iyamu have no agenda.
I expected he will fully roll out details of how he will implement the SIMPLE agenda yet he was busy attacking the incumbent. Same thing APC did in 2015.
Voting Ize Iyamu will be a colossal mistake

That's why hunger good sometimes
Imagine say na for Naija wey hunger hold person for neck.
She will be busy at Mile 4 market, hustling to feed her children

Dnimaa:
The bare footed police officer in the first photo shot is the DPO of Bori Division. He is always bare footed. That boboski of a guy has been a sore terrorist in the entire Ogoni Kingdom. Thank God for this day of judgement for him.

Can you explain why he's always barefooted?
Just curious to know

This space is reserved for Righteousness89
Trespassers will suffer for 600years

BlackfireX:
Install this chips on all buhari ministers after his wonderful tenure expires in 2023 of 2027.

Including all his sterile terrorist cows and nairaland zombies

Madibah:
Foolish boy he will suffer for 60000 years

Can someone explain this picture and suffer for 6000 years thing?

E better make everything destroy so that we will start afresh.
How will somebody be born with a silver spoon while some no go get spoon.
The worst be say untop the spoon we no get, dey come still born person for Nigeria

Fuckingmallam45:
These are the harsh realities of life

You will be alone most of the time. Not lonely, but alone. Try to understand the difference to avoid unnecessary suffering.

Happiness will not come easily as it came when you were young. You would have to work towards it. Discipline and sacrifice would be your best bet. Don't get caught in the YOLO gimmick.

Life will get boring. Your mind will wander. Learn to control it before it starts controlling you.
Your best friend might no longer be your best friend. Your ex would have already moved on. You will struggle. But it will imbue you with lots of wisdom. So don't curse yourself.

You'll realise in retrospect that very few people really loved you whilst others just wanted something out of you.

Memories are not always good. More than often, they induce unncecesary fear, anxiety and mood swings.

Time starts becoming the most valuable commodity. It will treat you like shit if you treat it cheaply.

Whether you like it or not, people will talk behind you. Sometimes it would be the people whom you trusted the most. Learn to ignore them.

You'll run down the guilt-valley more often than before. You will do things which you know is not good for you but will anyways end up doing it. You will invariably be distracted by foul things. This is your mind conquering your weak spot. Like I said, discipline can save you.

You'll realize that success is not that easy after all. It's that difficult. You would be tempted to give up on your dreams and live an average life. Don't.

Things will go wrong. Personally and professionally. The unexpected will happen. There won't be any reason/person to blame on. Your faith in humanity will plummet all of a sudden. But hey, don't give up. Move on.

You will soon start noticing your parents are getting old, your best friend is suffering from illness or money constrait. You realize how much time you've wasted playing the ego game. So don't wait. Make that phone call now.

Most of the times, you'll experience fear for no reason. When things are going good, you'll dread on ‘what if this happiness goes away?’. When things are not going good, you'll still dread on what's going to happen next.

You'll get your heart broken multiple times. And you'll have to break a couple of hearts yourself. That's life. There no right and wrong here.

There are no good people/bad people. You'll have to come out of this cynical mind-set. There are only people who bring you pleasantness and unplesantness. Remember, people who bring unplesantness to you might bring pleasantness to someone else.

You'll realize that multi-tasking is not beneficial. You start focusing on one big goal/day rather than 10 small goals/day. You'll learn to differentiate between being productive and being busy.

You'll learn that not all emotions you experience are genuine. More than half of them are mere mind-games. Learn to distinguish to avoid bouts of depression.

You'll be forced to change your attitude towards failures because you'll have more failures than success. You will no longer react to events, but will eventually respond to it. Reacting will get you into more trouble. Responding will move you towards a solution.

You'll realise that you can't be friends with everyone. And you don't have to be. Accept this fact sooner than later.

You'll realise that earning respect is more difficult than earning money. And it's the respect that would eventually make you feel proud about yourself in life.

This is practical nuggets of wisdom

This scope is getting stale, let's invent another rigging method