₦airaland Forum

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Most of Dem no get conversation if una no dey f*ck.... Yes ... Dem no get conversation. Finish.

hucknall:
In my own experience...
As someone who enjoys deep conversations
I get a little frustrated sometimes chatting with nigerian girls.
Our chats usually go like this.

Me: do you have any gists?
Girl : No
Me : What are you usually into? / What do you like talking about ?
Girl : Anything
Me : (3 paragraph talking about something controversial that recently happened)
Girl : okay/interesting

In mind I be like wtf! because I'd actually get more satisfaction talking to an actual rock!

Other times some girls pick up their phones and call me. And then expect me to continue / carry the conversation.

The only time I find success with them. When I start being witty, or saying some dumb silly things.

Is this normal or am I doing something wrong?


Just so you know. I'm asking for a friend.

TimeManager:
He's the most senior director in the office of the Accountant General of the Federation. I hope people can read.

-Kiss the truth!

DrTee1:
The challenge here is that I sincerely do hope that Mr Farotimi has hard evidence for his claims.

If he doesn't have inalienable HARD EVIDENCE which can be presented in COURT, he may be really embarrassed with that way this goes.

I hope he does have evidence.

I have problems with a few wrong remarks that I have heard Mr Farotimi make on TV in the past, but I am always in sympathetic to the iconoclastic underdog in social engineering, and I wish Nigeria the very best as we go ahead.

YeyeGbami:
Na till next year be that, sometimes too much talk no good. No be everytime cho cho cho.

They don hype am enter jail, anyway two portions of rice awaits him.

If you go allow obingo push you enter kuje, darizit for you.

flyinnizam:
Fed Govt won't approve it...buhari didn't see a reason...Jagaban won't see a reason also because of Lagos monopoly

Eriokanmi:
Hmmm. 60bn is huge oo. Sadly, most Nigerians are mere nominal Muslims and Christians.They don't fear God whom they claim they're serving at all and that's why Nigeria is this backward. A pastor will be deceiving followers and be turning the bible upside down to suit his selfish ends. An imam will be caught with juju and human parts. Is it God who sent them?

See this man, a so-called devoted muslim with such a tick, dark spot visibly seen on his forehead. Who would ever think such a man would have his hands enmeshed in such a huge fraud? God is so patient. I know He'll deal with everyone according to their deeds.

TUANKU:
In a sane country these two wouldn't hold any political office after their tenures in 2007, that they still hold political power today shows you how bad Nigeria has fallen.
With such people as leaders even the devil go pity you.

ebubeson:
After Mirabel broke up with her boyfriend Akindele, it was another journey. She dated Akindele for eight years, had several abortions for him with multiple sex. She was very faithful to him but had over seven hundred sexual intercourse with Akindele in the the eight years of relationship, which she started at 22 years.

At 30, Mirabel became single again, while Akindele married a younger lady who was a virgin from a Christian home.

Mirabel waited for another five years without a suitor or partner. She went to different prayer houses and national programs of several churches, all in a bid to get a husband. She was also a very active worker in her church and was the leader of Sexual Purity unit. She indeed served well that a brother named Anthony, who was single and rich, proposed to her quickly.

Anthony was 39 years. He had three cars and a duplex. He went with the marriage processes quickly including full dowry payments etc. He was in a haste to settle with Mirabel as He really loved her so much.

Things went so well and smooth, and a wedding day was fixed. It was fixed in October. Everyone supported the wedding without exception.

Three weeks to the wedding day, a strange call came to Mirabel's phone. It was Akindele. He talked about how he saw her wedding invite on the social media, and how he would love to see her as its been a while. Mirabel laughed and said "shebi you think you are the best". It was all a time of jokes and bashing. But Akindele insisted that he needed to see her. She laughed again and said she will try coming.

Just two weeks to wedding, Mirabel summoned courage to meet Akindele. He was actually staying in a guest house and was on official assignment. So when she came to the guest house, they gisted, laughed, joked, while she also complained bitterly of how Akindele treated her very badly. Akindele knelt down, begged her, held her and apologized deeply. She felt calm. They both looked into each others eyes and in few minutes they were having unprotected sex. They did it four times. While the sex was going on Anthony was calling Mirabel repeatedly. She didnt pick but was having sex.

When she was done, her eyes were clear and she called Anthony back, lying that "she left her phone in her bag and was in a very busy place. Anthony never felt bad because he trusted her so much. Even when he was calling, he was even worried so that nothing hurts her.

Mirabel stopped keeping in touch with Akindele, but was now focused on Anthony, waiting for the wedding day.

On the wedding day, the church requested a pregnancy test be carried out. Anthony was not bothered as Mirabel insisted "No sex before Marriage". The test was done and Mirabel was confirmed pregnant. She denied and swore with her life that it is a lie, but later confessed of her cheating. On hearing this, Anthony's cried for hours, feeling devastated. He really cried.

The traditional and white wedding was to be done same day, but was cancelled because of the pregnancy issue.

Luckily for Anthony, in few months he met a very good lady that was a POS operator and they got married.

Mirabel was abandoned and became a baby mama. She also had her successful business.

#Fiction.

LivingSage:
This is how to know a sore loser, Inferiority complex at its peak

LivingSage:
This is how to know a sore loser, Inferiority complex at its peak

Manzamusa01:
Tinubu and Jonathan 2027.

God will spare our life

BadBradley:
It is unscriptural for a woman to be a pastor let alone travelling without the husband.

There's no biblical basis for female pastor. A woman's spiritual mission and appointment is to help and support the husband and it is a disgrace for a woman to stand before a multitude of men to speak and lead and direct.

Men who go to this church are men whose wives offset their wedding costs and paid their bride price.

The woman spirit is susceptible and vulnerable to manipulation, deceit and attack.

She needs the covering of a man

Justiceori2019:
Pastor Mike Bamiloye, Founder of Mount Zion Faith Ministries, has raised concerns about the frequent travels of some female ministers who often leave their husbands alone for extended periods.

In a Facebook post, Bamiloye highlighted the challenges faced by these husbands, who are left to manage the local church alone while their wives undertake ministry trips.

The Man of God said it is wrong for female ministers into ministry to take ministry trips and stay for longer period leaving their husband alone.

Bamiloye wrote:

111sunshine:
Hmnn... This is a classic case of gaslighting. Every leader needs to accept the fact that actions will be queried and criticized. Nigerians are not docile therefore we are bound to question anything and everything particularly when it is coming from the government considering the huge trust deficit. The president also criticized others when the shoe was in the other leg so he should get used to been criticized as well.

God bless Nigeria.

DenreleDave:
Married Men of nairaland, what would be your next line of action if you found out that your wife has just infected you with HIV?

You know your wife not to be promiscuous but You recently got sick and went for test, they told you that you are HIV positive.

You know you have never slept with any other woman other than your wife.

What would be your next line of action?

Dilijingsly:
I so much look at girls nipples and yansh untill they get to know about it. How do I stop it??

Newlymarried:
https://punchng.com/police-neutralise-cultist-who-killed-rivers-couple-four-cops/

Edygrin:
The Labour Party has vowed to pursue legal action against its four members of the House of Representatives who defected to the All Progressives Congress, APC.



https://dailypost.ng/2024/12/06/labour-party-prepares-for-legal-action-against-reps-who-defected-to-apc/

Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration .. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

" Emeka Benedict Omega" was truly an anonymous.. (UNN 2015 set)

NikoWinaman:
You and a neighbor were very good childhood friends (even family friends). You both started having a secret affair at an early age while in secondary school. Though you both attended different secondary schools, you both had your different relationships in school but whenever you are on holidays and back home you both always maintain that secret sexual affair.

After secondary school you both travel overseas to further your education in different countries but still keep in touch with each other and always plan to meet each other back home during holidays. You both continued this secret affair for long till after university even when you both were in other serious relationships.

Now both of you are married to foreigners with a kid each and decided to visit family back home then you meet each other again after not seeing each other for a long time.

WOULD YOU STILL HAVE SEX?

HitRun:
So, who makes that determination whether an alleged defamation is reckless or deliberate?

HitRun:
What is the difference between criminal defamation and civil defamation?