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sauceless news!mtcheww.

Lol

menesheh:
Gotta blame god for creating us, decided to hide himself and worse more refused to provide prove and evidence of his existence.

Bro,don't blame GOD because he created us to have fellowship with him in the first place(and in his presence,there is fullness of joy).you forgot to blame d devil(which wouldn't help matters anyway)because he made adam and eve sin against GOD in d garden of eden.

i wont miss heaven ijn!if you miss heaven,blame 3 people-you,you and yourself alone!

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abiolert:
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oya cum edit,e don reach FP!

kokoA:
He was only helping the woman check for lumps.. You know breast cancer is rampant these days.

Can i check ur sister's own too,to c if there are any lumps Plssssss!

Make dem tie dis guy b4 him enta market

men!addiction no good o.

DonPsymon:
This afternoon hunger no be here o...


*yawns*


The rice for this sugarcoated birthday sef don finish.


*Lights gas to cook indomie*


All these things na bad government the cause am

Hehehehe.........story of my life

Jboyossai:
Jboyossai says am ready for this game but come to think of it...what do i stand to gain sef??
Whats the prize for the winner??

Jboyossai:
Jboyossai says am ready for this game but come to think of it...what do i stand to gain sef??
Whats the prize for the winner??

one bittercola!

I go pray sote,dollar go equal naira sote,light go dey 24 7 sote,everyman go get one car sote,free quality education go dey sote........

Truckpusher:
Aha! na here I go stop ,okada ! march am for here

lolz.dis ya okada get power o!

see commotion!as for me,i've not read anywhere where someone says,'my names are.No,not in one single book/site.

mysterious mystery indeed!

vfactor:
We rock bro. We really do!

Yea,we do!shaping d future since 3,000BC

[color=#990000][/color]How does dat put food on my table?

Starships4u:
Me no grab......

me sef!

SmokingGunZ:
Make sure you are very jobless like Introvert.

Written by, Smokinggunz

Hehehehe............una no go kill pesin!

StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?

lolz,u b magician.

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

you'r not like a carrot par se,you'r actually a carrot!

jnrbayano:
These experts with impeccable girl catching techniques, perfect demeanour and immaculate manly attitude una no dey tire with these lists?

The lists you have given us novices and relationship rookies thus far have piled up so much, why not allow us finish learning them before issuing another?

Can you teach a quadruple period lecture in the same time needed to teach a single period lecture?

Hmmm.....descendant of wole soyinka.

Johnnoah1st:
i eairlier create a thread 4 how to woo a lady among her friends, but now let talks about different wooing tricks 4 amateur like me and other amateur on dis forum to learn. i.e
woing a girl in market
in a church
on d road
wooing a girl in front of her boyfriend e.t.c
4 me dis is my little punch line dat work 4 all,
ME: hello baby
GIRL: hi
ME: baby am dangote's son i live in a yatch and got my own ferrari with over $1billion in my account pls can u marry me?
GIRL: o baby have already be dreaming dat u will be my boyfriend but i dont kwn i we meet u today, my love i love u.
{lol} dats how i use my own line and its work like magic, pls SHARE urs
CC: LUEDAVE , BOBOLIL , E.T.C

recipe 4 disaster

Nasri100:
We all black in my family so pleease come again OP

hehehe,U no hear english!