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CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. YOU GUYS ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
@POSTER
dONT mINDed THEM JARE IS is ONLY ME ARE YOUR TRUE FRIENDS IN THE NAIRALAND.

I'm sure you understand what i just said. lol

@poster
pele.
u don miss road be that

Caring

y me:
i have never seen such a thing

Me neither

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Very cordial with all my ex. Sometimes it makes my girlfriend jealous. But I just can't help it because I don't see the point in becoming enemies simply because we are not banging dating any more

This poster is something else. In fact she and her boy friend need councelling.
She total blinded to the fact that her socalled boyfriend is not dating her instead he is dating an idealized version of Beyonce.
She is just a tool that is being used to realize his fantasy of dating Beyonce and the painful thing about all of this is that she doesn't even realize it.

Nope.

hmmmmm, na wa o.
Make you too tell am to be like JayZ

Black_Revo:
Why don't you raise topics for discuss instead of you waiting for him to do the talking?

I have come to the conclusion that it is mostly naija babes that raise this issue of lame conversations about naija guys whereas women from other parts of the world will always tell you that we are great talkers.

God bless o jare!

@poster
If the conversation is boring then bring up a more interesting topic. Its like watching TV: if the channel is boring don't complain, just change it.

By the way, why do we keep hearing Nigerian girls talk about dating Nigerian men as if they are the worst people on earth?
I don't think its nice at all.

@poster,
the answer to your question is very simple. In fact search no more for answers because here it is:
YOU DEY LOOK FOR GREEN CARD AND NIGERIAN MAN NO GO FIT GIVE YOU ONE. SO NO MATTER THE THING WEN THE BROTHER DO, AS LONG AS THE END RESULT IS NOT GREEN CARD, NO LOVE FOR AM.

hmmmm
super story

May her soul rest in peace and May God grant you the strenght to bear the loss.

Bros! You have "home schooled" your school daughter.  

Its a very difficult thing to decide to go celibate and still be with someone you have had intimacy with. Believe me once you have done it before and then you stop for one reason or the other, your partner tends to be a source of temptation that you might, one day or the other, want to do away with so that you can "live right." so I don't think its a very good idea except if you guys are planning to get married in a couple of months.

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
i am sorry to tell you that if you need to send a girl to tell another gal that you wanna talk to her then you are definitely A SMALL BOY. . . . . .  get some balls and be a little bit more confident about yourself and maybe girls will take you as a MAN.

- how old are you?
- why couldnt you go and speak to that girl directly?
- are you mad because someone judge your"childish" actions as childish?
- why would you think that doing such an act would have you look MATURE?

@poster
are u still in secondary school? cos telling you friend to help toast a girl is definately something that only a SMALL BOY would do.
It sends the message that either you don't have the confidence to approach her your self or that you think she is cheap.
So next time I suggest you  ACT LIKE A MAN and TREAT HER LIKE A LADY.

sexxxxy:
The lady ,the lady,the lady, hmmmmm,

U know the answer to that question,U ve painted your ex in a good light n the one u dont like in a bad one,so it's obvious what U r goin to do.

follow your heart ,do what makes U happy, ,even if U decide to stick with the money miss road guy, U r still goin to cheat on him with your ex, go wit the one U love and bear the consequences ,

GL:
EXACTLY!

No matter how much you try to hide it, your mind is already, completely and totally made up: Its obvious the lady you want the first guy

lol.
This is a very funny topic. I think this post should have been under the Jokes forum

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
ask HER if she would like to go through it again and you will be surprise of what she will say.

if going through all this was too much for you then next time you better stay home and let HER MOTHER go to the hospital with her.

nobody has ever said that giving birth was easy but it is sure a beautiful experience for ALL people involved.

That's true.
I've heard people say that the joy that comes after the labour pain is a thousand times sweeter. So much so that the woman totally forgets the pain almost immediately.
I can't wait for my turn. Oops, I almost forgot that I am a guy.

Take heart man. Take solace in the fact that she has gone to a better place.

The answer is too obvious to be said.

Seek ye first the kingdom of God and all other things will be added including the right girl for you.

freecocoa:
@ op aren't u the girl who said your bf told u there's 2 of u & tha he loves both the same way?i cant belive u re still asking wat to do.

@poster
is this true? If it is then it is not advice you need, its PRAYERS

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
bloody hell, be a man and confront her straight up. she is your wife, cant you even talk to her!!!!!!!
the minute you found that phone, you should have brought it to the table and ask her in a friendly manner(like married people do):
- whose phone is it?
- what is it for?
- who are these guys that are saved on it?
- why is it hidden?

thereafter you could have also asked:
- why is this guy calling HER to say that someone is harrassing him?
- why does she care about the issue?

also it is safe to say that if you cant even communicate with your new wife then there is a more serious problem in your marriage.

This would have been the first reaction of a matured husband that is not afraid of his wife. Instead of keeping the phone and coming to wash your dirty matrimonial linen in nairaland. Apologies for the tone of words but I simply can't put it in any milder way.

Let her go man. The longer you wait the worse she'll feel when you final break up with her.

IykeD:
It's a decision seconded by a feeling

I quite agree

megacity:
keep your second thought to your self, i don't need it! your first thought was bad enough: u think its 'IMPOSSIBLE' for a man to be a ladies man without looks and money, and which mean u don't get it!

Come on man, the defensive tone of your response just gave you away. Try posting real stories next time. Or at least if it isn't real try not to make it sound real.
It was a good story though; I'll have to give you credit for that.