PapaBrowne: Ok. So our average monthly spend(ARPU) on phone time is 1011 Naira. And the number of phones is 102 Million. Nice info. Luv it.

The world bank tells us that 70%(112 Million) of the population lives on lass than $2 a day which equates to 9600 Naira per month.

Now is it possible that poor people spend an average of 10% of their in come on calls? Dem never chop. Never pay rent. Never buy cloth. But get to spend 10% of their income on clothes. 2 dollar per day my foot.

I've been going around asking bike riders how much they earn on average daily and it is between 3000-6000 Naira daily in the south south! 2 Dollar per day my foot.

Propaganda by the west!

Rhino.5dm:
That's the power of Samsung Galaxy S3 swift key. Type two letters and get a word.

I won't expect you know that, after all your "London used" black "burry" has affected your brain.

Delinka: This thing you call "Jungle Justice" has no place in a civilised society, we are not animals, how many of you here have been wrongfully acused ever in your lives? What if at that moment this barbaric act happened to you? What is the proof that these men are guilty?

All I can say is they were killed by a pack wild animals and those of you that support such behaviour are no better than apes yourselves.

Even if these men were guilty, what could they have possibly stolen from the so called victim that was so valuable and irreplacable that they had to pay with such a brital and inhumane death?

As someone rightly pointed out in an earlier comment, Nigerians truly are pathetic cowards; while politicians and government execs loot billions that directly inflict suffering and death on millions of Nigerians we go around butchering "suspects" in the street.

At this point in my life after reading some of your ignorant comments I am for the first time ashamed to be a Nigerian. What a disgrace!

Real disgrace. Its so painful to watch this pictures. Humans acting like animals!!

Correct!

kokoye: Improvisation.

He's using what he has to get what he wants....we all do it in one way or another.

tunax5loon:


MUST YOU MENTION THE NAME OF MY SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU WANNA REPLY SOMEONE?
I GUESS YU DIDN'T FINISH SEC SCH. THE GUY WAS TRYING TO CORRECT YOU YET YU WENT AHEAD TO SHOW TO NLANDERS THAT YOU A A BIG OLOFO AND A LOWLIFE BEING.

Why the sad face and u also crying! Orishirishi on nairaland! Na virtual insult; don't take it personal

toluxa1: [size=16pt]What is all these praising of Maleeq for 3 pages. I can't believe nobody has figured out that every single thing he typed was actually copied from the internet. Copy any sentence he typed and paste it in google and see for yourself e.g http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_eggs_in_Microsoft_products

Na wa for una o. Him too go they feel like programmer. lol[/size]

And as for OP, Microsoft sure knows every detail of those. Plus those things have been on the internet for ages nw. I saw the twin tower thing like 4 years aggo

Maleeq your 15 mins of fame don over!

andyzoga: U guys should go and make films that'll match Ghanaians standards instead of attaching cheap excuses. Afterall, the consumers reserve the right to buy whatever they like with their money.

You mean the cheap p*orn called movies the ghanians produce? I don't like Nigerian movies but I will choose to watch em over ghanian movies any day!

Madam don't leave your husband oooo! Why do we have abortion clinics? Take the wayward housegirl there and remove the bastard she's carry. Sit your husband down and talk sense into him if he does not listen take it into the bedroom and f*ck his brains out! Divorce is not an option neither is quitting your job. Abort that pregnancy first and then speak with your husband. If possible ask the doctor to tamper with the womb! If you don't fight for what you have you will lose everything. Don't play nice!

kokabiel:

Just how many intellectuals were you expecting to find on nairaland

Him HIs and Himself

akigbemaru: I will never believe there is no God, I just dont believe in so called organized or formalized religions. God has created this world for nothing in return he just did this our of his largess and spontaneity. There is nothing CALLED Jesus like a make-believe fairy tales written in the useless motivational book called Bible. It teaches morality so per se, but fails to correct the societal decadents. God told Moses this, Mary that are just fabricated tricks to bilk puerile and gullible minds out there.

Then, Islam, the religion of peace, what do you expect from a religion that is a copycat of Christianity? Its formalized Edith came to be know 300 years after the collapsed of Roma empire, therefore, its tenets were built on the same falsehood. Now, the victors share the loots and spoils, ""Saudi and Israel,"" poor Africans trooping to Aramaic lands to pay homages to the fairy tales and quixotic lords and semi-gods and hope for favors in return -- meanwhile, both sides of abrahamic religion, pray to God " Olorun ma je ki akuri ogbon ki arabambi le sha nkan to da je, meaning, gullible should never be enlightened . Africans will never from past mistakes, says Lord Lugard!

Saudi brainwashed its gullible adherents to kill and get 12 hyme-intact virgins in heaven.
While, Israel brainwashed its gullible adherents to die poor in order to live in paradise in heaven. Ni*gga, you were born in Bariga behind the lagoon and brought up in Mushin ajina and lives in AJ city still pushing weights. You are so broke and dreaming of paradise in heaven, Ni*gga, you better check in your head before you are getting righteous, tell God if you die and heaven doesn't look like ghetto you are not coming, God will understand.

I ask myself if na weed wey I dey smoke 2 much na him make me dey agree with you 100% so I no know! Weed should be legalised and the negative stigma removed only then will people read and understand this write up. I dey hail you bros!

edicolove: Actually atheism is a deception. There is nothing like a non-believer. Everyone believes in something. A man that says he doesn't believe in God is simply saying he is his own god. So in the real sense there is nothing like atheism. You see, these things are coined by the devil to deceive men. That is what was prophesied in the book of revelation. The number 666 is actually talking about a system coming where man will declare that he is his own god. That is what is being spread by hiphop artists around. Hiphop is founded on the principle that man doesn't need god since he is his own god. The biggest deception of the devil is the concept of neutrality. And it is very dangerous. Why? Because neutrality doesn't exist. The universe does not support the concept of neutrality. You must belong somewhere.

Jargons!

Area_boy:


and what the fck happened to atheists?

ola_pluto: I do not believe this story. It makes very little sense. Bashorun MKO needs not sink bibles to prove any point. He was never a religious fanatic, rather he was a philanthropist.
Having said that, how does sinking ship load of bible affect christianity in Nigeria? How many people read them anyway? and of those who read them, how many understand? and of those who understand, how many make use of them? Do most Nigerian christians not worship MOGs and money?

There should be a thumbs up smiley cos this your post deserves 100 thumbs up!

calid16: Sorry guys, I've been trying to get her permission to post it but she ain't replying my I Ms. So I'll compromise a bit, hope she doesn't block it sha .

Lipstick d necklace 2 match - FAIL
Black armpit - FAIL
Flat nose - FAIL

The full photo go dey scary!

slimyem: i dated an egyptian once.
Sweet experience!

Sweet 'fc*king' experience yeah! Egyptians are only good in bed! Outside of that dem full of themselves and high maintenance dey over worry dem! Shey he always had a nail file and dental floss on him?

Still no picture. Shiooo

bookface:

May the gods fry your ballz if from henceforth you pay a Policeman a bribe, you use "connections" to circumvent due process, or you as much as drove on the wrong side of the road.

blithering hypocrites!

His ballz already fried !

oyb: is this not the same uni training aspiring p-orn stars

drzed: All this argument and insult is uncalled for. Wetin?

Somebody started a thread in honour of Muslims that lost their lives. Clearly, this is a call to fellow believers of the religion to get together and do the spiritual things their religion demands in such times of grief and crisis.

There was no need for Christian involvement in this thread, especially of the 'we nko?' or controversial kind - unless to offer support. Islam is Islam, Christianity is Christianity. If the Muslims had gathered in a Mosque, would a Christian ask why he was not invited? What is all these rubbish? We could easily start a thread: In honour of christians who died, where we can quote all the quotable verses from Genesis to Revelation. Any muslim who goes there to insert silly comments is CLEARLY looking for trouble.

Having said that, it appears even the Muslims cannot get their act together. Common to pray for the Muslims who died in an air mishap has turned into another Shia vs. Sunni battle. Wharisalldis?

Going forward, the best thing is for the Owner of Nairaland and the moderators to do, is to BAN all threads that have religious extremism or attacking another religion. Same thing for tribal or ethnic issues. These things are simply tearing us further apart, EVEN IN TIMES OF GRIEF!

Anybody is free to go and start ShiaLand, SunniLand, BokoHaramLand, AkwhatAkwopLand, RedeemedLand, LivingfaithLand, VaticanLand and even CliffordOrjiLand. Let us keep NairaLand nuetral. In this regard, the moderators and owners of this forum have fallen short. There is freedom of expression, but freedom comes with responsibility, which many people lack, apparently. In my estimation 50% of Nairalanders cannot post anything without inserting an insult or two. It is becoming a childish playground....Your mama, your papa, Eediot, Winch, You be F0ol, etc, etc.

I am seriously going to re-consider my membership of this forum if these sorts of religious and tribal wars are allowed to carry on. I became a member to learn, to communicate, share ideas and help others who are in need - and ask for help when I am in need. Not listen to some religious or tribal extremists.

Before you know it, someone will insult me for this post.


Enough!

Tell them!

I

afam4eva: I guess we may never get to know what happened on that flight because it seems there are no survivors.

There's a black box but like someone mentioned above and considering how things get handled in naija dem fit don commot am for the plane sell am already!

AyoJames: Babanginda commissioned 3rd mainland bridge, Babanginda annulled MKO election, MKO university students are protesting on 3rd mainland bridge.

4wardever:

What then is your conclusion?
GEJ is d one ruling not Babangida. And am sure he doesnt give a hoot what is happening dre.
Abeg talk anoda tin jor. It doesn't follow anything!

His post was sarcastic! Get the laugh out of it and move on. Typical nairalander with an uptight attitude! Shiooooooo!

Good luck!

He be like say na 'Operation Clean Nairaland' we dey so ooo. Type wetin your brain dictate; post gets deleted! Panadol after death

Public forum wahala! So Nairaland dey corrupted like naija also? You go fear who collect bribe for pyscho camp to let this 'weres' out on break!

daQueen: ofe nsala and pounded yam



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victorian: Banga Soup with stockfish garnished with snails and bushmeat with Starch to crown it all .... i love my Delta meal.

Blessing to the throat and stomach :p