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Where is my cock? Anyone?

slap1:
Mr. Cork!

Mr. Cork(m) --- no offeinse

ChineduEZ:
U suppose dey laugh! ke ke ke ke

Lauf? 4 wat?
Its not funny at all

I don die o
www.vanguardngr.com/2010/11/nassembly-drains-the-economy-says-sanusi/

olaleo:
we are @ Abuja, Ilorin, Ibadan and will soon be in Lag. Send your proposal to the email above: jfariz05@yahoo.com

Sent you a mail.hope to hear from you

tkb417:
FOOL: yakubu Aiyegbeni plays in Turkey
Smart boi: are you the one who pays his salaries in Turkey
FOOL: ure an empty brained dude cos you didnt even ask me if Yakubu plays in Turkey
smart boi: hahahaha, i didnt have to be as  dull as u cos i know yakubu plies his trade in England
FOOL: Your question was invalid cos the first thing you should have done was to was ask if he truly plays in Turkey
smartboi:   Now i know why your name is Kobojunkie a.ka FOOL

2 kobo on this is that, u were born a doofus

And this is so uncalled for sir! Mr. P doesnt know you exist. why insult kobo?

Studies at ABTI naija my foot,

You peeps should tink of it, which governor, sorry LG chairman does not have wards abroad? Just anoda school of thought sha.

tkb417:
maybe he has another child only you know about

and what do you mean Mr Ps statement was not uncalled for?

confusing

Typo error.My post has bèen modified sir. The child i know wel is d son.even before he became Mr. P.

tkb417:
i only asked you based on what i know too

im sure other people know his children too

Ok sir.
But i stand to be corrected.
I dont know about the other children of Mr. P.
But i said my bit on d one i know. Believe it or leave it.
Anyway,its no crime to have your wards study abroad, Mr. P's statement was uncalled for,  Finito

ogbeche77:
Probably the children from his other wife,because i sure know the current 1st lady had no offspring from GEJ.Am sayin this from a relaible source close 2 her family

True and nuff said.

Kobojunkie:
And seriously, this is your contribution?

Just sayin what i know.i think nigerians have a God given right to know the truth.Now,i am re-thinking seriously

Ok.
Wil not like to interfere wit Mr. Presidents personal life.
So i wil not indulge in further arguments to or against anytin.my perspicacity is not open to questioning.
I have a premonition dat this thread will derail.
For ur info, open ur eyes nigeria,
Wat am i doing in Politics section anyway?

igbobuigbo:
Goodluck Jonathan wrote on facebook ten minutes ago:

''I was loyal to my leader, the late great President Umaru Yar'adua. I am loyal to Nigeria, I don't claim to represent North, South or a Committee-I represent Nigeria. I am loyal to Nigeria's economy, I don't have accounts or property abroad, ALL my children live and school in Nigeria. I am loyal to my wife and friends. Can those who accuse me say the same?'' GEJ

Y d need to lie Mr. President? GEJ's son studies in spain and only visits naija,

Can u specify the Location, type and quantity required?

Willhenry123@yahoo.com

CILondon:
And therein lies the difference between Nigerians and the rest of the world.
Nigerians find what he did to me (grabbing my throat) funny - but all other nationalities find it shocking
There is something wrong with you people of Nigeria - your standards of decency are abysmally low. No wonder Obama won't set foot in that country!

Sharap there,
Who cares about where obama goes to? Clinton set foot in that country,SO?
I stil dont get d posters issue, is it wit nigerian males or nigeria?

why dont u send me the software,if i earn money, i pay the N1500?

mrjingles:
Kini Big deal? we have 24 banks in Nigeria, if u dont like what zenith is doing the switch banks! I was banking with skye bank and their service was crap, I simply moved my account to another bank ( with the kobo kobo transactions). No need bleating like a Christmas goat.

and leave zenith to continue cheating nigerians?
Ok,since nigeria has is bad due to bad leadership,why not travel to rwanda?
Some people think upside down.

florkatar:
i gat a house,

it is a storey building,

it is my mummy house,

do we have a deal?

just like i guesd.theres sumtin fishy here?
Who needs the loan, florkata or passkey
Naija 4life
320k in 4wks,even money doublers can do beta

Wat collateral do u have for the money?

*me popcorns finished mate*

@poster, WTF dat lady is sent from heaven for her to tel u dat,
Contrary to peeps tellin ya to dump her,go for her.
She's honest enough to tel u her mind.
In my opinion,she truly loves you.just take ur tym and learn her and i tel u, u may find out money is d last thing on ha mind, she is just lookin for INSURANCE

*prayin i get a girl like dat*

beejaay:
welcome bros. but bros na your first post be this and u they call somebody hypocrite already. and let me ask u, when did MEND say na them do am did u listen to words of ex mend generals? but anyway welcome to NL madness

@bee jay, i would have replied your last comment but since the word 'Reason' eludes you, i prefer to use my time constructively.
If not MEND,then it was alqaeda that carried out warri attacks eh?

Until MEND not EX-MEND deny they didnt do it,until GEJ comes on NTA and says he exonerated MEND under the influence of alcohol,i refuse to be fooled in dis game of whos to blame when lives were lost in the blast.

Imagine, nigerians dont understand english,it is professors Tafida and bee jay dat do.
Rubb!sh

beejaay:
shut the be intimate with up and continue smoking your bestfriend. dindinrin oponu jati jati

read it again "they are terrorists not MEND. The name of MEND that operates in Niger Delta was only used"

I will try and ignore the your insults.
As for the other part

Case 2-The name of MEND that operates in Niger Delta was only used"

I beg to disagree.inasmuch as Mr. President is much more informed than any of us, but when issues like this come up,please spare me the details.

1. MEND gives 5days warning to security agencies through jomo gbomo
2. Mend gives warnings hours before explosion even to a media house
3. Mend claims responsibility
4. The attack is similar to that carried out by MEND in warri earlier (which has as usual been swept unda d carpet)

If We agree Mend carried out the Warri attack And a group is using d name Mend.of course sir,militants are using the name MEND.
I rest my case,

Inasmuch as i would not grant you the honor of exchanging words with you, i would give you the benefit of the doubt that you understand english

Mr president said nt Ima Niboro

Case 1-'they are terrorists and NOT MEND,'

this implies or infers that Terrorists maybe alqeada or whatever group carried out the attacks for whatever motive be it political,religious etcetera and NOT MEND.  Oxford advanced dictionary defines NOT as a word expressing Negation.
This words came after MEND claimed responsibility implying that he negated gbomo jomo's claim thereby absolving MEND of responsibility in any way.

ogb5:
Thats what you get for coming to a public forum on the internet, you may well be arguing with a 3 year old, Thats why I said children should go to the video game section

Tried not to cry but tears are drippin down my eyes as i type,

5days warning,
Pathetic politicians

ogb5:
After being on Nairaland for quite some time, I have noticed that many people on Nairaland just talk (write) without listening to themselves. People come online to defend some preconceived positions and nothing someone else says will make them see reasons.

Several misconceptions are coming out of these bomb blast issue.

1st, Looking at the statement credited to GEJ, I do not see where he exonorated MEND. In fact He said the name of mend was used to carry out the bomb attack. But does using the name of MEND make it a MEND attack? I don't think so, What I think the president trying to do is to unveil MEND as we know it and get to the Culprits of this heinous crime. We can't just say it is MEND and go to sleep, Who in MEND ordered the attack and for what purpose. If for example Okar, or any other menber of MEND for selfish reasons, collects money from Enemies of Nigeria and set off a Bomb. Can you really ascribe it to MEND? I don't think so. We must unveil MEND and know who did what, many members of MEND have renounced violence, so ascribing the bomb blast to all of them is unjust.

The members of MEND are known to Govt and the Security agencies. They got a threat days before the attack, they contacted the MEND mermbers they knew, all denied planning an attack, even Okar denied planning an attack hence he was released by the SA authorities. Govt certainly know where the threat were coming from, and if they say Terrorists are mascuarading as MEND to cause havoc, who are these people on Nairaland to say no one is mascuarading as MEND. What intel do you people have to show that it is MEND  and not someone else paid to do it and ascribe it to MEND. Certainly govt intel must be strong to warrant the British deciding against gracing the occassion.

2. The other angle is the one of Minority and Majority tribes, We have seen some people trying to say, Gowon, IBB, abacha, Shagari are from minority tribes, hence the minority tribes have ruled Nigeria for a longer time than the majority tribes.
This crap. people just try to twist logic to suite their purpose. We all know that the minority tribes in the north have in addition to their dialet a common language which is Hausa and when national discuss goes on, they are unified to a large extent by the common hausa language. coming out to say they are minorities does not fly because they are unified by one major tribe and they see themselves as unified.

Like I said there are several people on Nairaland, those who are of age and others that are not, those who can hold educated discourse  and others who can't. if you are a child and can not fully understand what is being discussed, pls go to the Video game or gossip section. Those who can not hold educated discourse, go to the jokes section

'they are terrorists and NOT MEND'

Should d bolded portion be translated to SWAHILI before you understand it.
Geez

Pharoh:
^^

Don't mind those clowns who cannot interprete simple english.

Like TAFIDA like PHAROH,
Go on and insult the intelligence of nairalanders.Tafida did same to 150million nigerians,
Rubb!sh