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RomanceRe: Its Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 4:33pm On Feb 14, 2010
sexyLeamon:
then watch how you play ya game, coz you seem like a player tongue
Do u really think i look like one? huh embarassed

googles:
[size=13pt]is that so ?? 50 different ladies ??
who are you ?? Barack ? or Bill
gimme your number lemme be number 51 plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss[/size]
My number is 0_8_0_4_K_A_S_I_B_E, lol
Im serious here,wanna know y its this val dey al wanna cal? cool

daylae:
Funny but true!
Suprising isnt it? grin grin
RomanceRe: Its Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 1:41pm On Feb 14, 2010
sexyLeamon:
from 50 different ladies shocked you must really be a dirty game player tongue
Watchya say?
I hate playas tongue
RomanceRe: Its Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2010
chelseabmw:
yes ooo, wen the ladies dem wan remember your number? On Christmas day?
Are the ladies that selfish? Wantin to reap where they did not sow?
RomanceRe: My Gurl Was Three Months Pregnant 4 Her Prophet! by flexshop(m): 12:29pm On Feb 14, 2010
When she de go the prophet,wetin u dey tink, abi u tink say dem do prophet micheal vasectomy? huh
Next time,dey there de look na babalawo go score goal cool
RomanceRe: Its Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 12:23pm On Feb 14, 2010
OBLONG:
hmmm-----
Wat is hmmm?
Wanna say sumtin? huh huh
RomanceRe: Its Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 12:23pm On Feb 14, 2010
OBLONG:
hmmm-----
Wat is hmmm?
Wanna say sumtin? huh huh
RomanceRe: I Am 26 And Never Had A Girlfriend by flexshop(m): 2:33am On Feb 14, 2010
OBLONG:
what is a transformer ?
huh huh
What is OBLONG?
cool
RomanceRe: I Am 26 And Never Had A Girlfriend by flexshop(m): 2:29am On Feb 14, 2010
OBLONG:
This is not a joke. It is real. I am tired of being single.
Go hug transformer and receive 14virgins in heaven grin grin
RomanceIts Val, Now The Ladies Remember My Number by flexshop(op): 2:04am On Feb 14, 2010
Funny as it seems,it still beats my imagination.
Within the last 48hrs,i have received not less than 50calls from 50 different ladies. Some i have even deleted their numbers.
Why is it that they remember guys numbers only when feb 14th is arnd the corner? huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Men 'spend 83 Minutes Preparing To Go Out' While Women Take Just 79, Survey Find by flexshop(m): 9:10pm On Feb 10, 2010
Dis is grossly miscalculated, men dont shave everyday, men dont waste such time preparing,
@poster, where did u pick dis crap. cool cool cool
RomanceRe: n by flexshop(m): 9:01pm On Feb 10, 2010
Every one is callin him a gold digger, why?
Look at it,d guy is workin and she confirmed it.
He gav her his pasword.

Why should he introduce some1 he is dating online to his people?God forbid, u guys must be jokin, there is no sense in dat, if she wanna know his people,she should jet down to naija,

About the möney,he is just being influenced by his yahoo friends, i can tel cos i hav been down there b4 cool
@poster,use ur head and go to naija,
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said That I Seduced Him by flexshop(m): 8:44pm On Feb 10, 2010
zeedee:
Good,

Guys are such idiots. Witness or not.

My prayer is that we stumble upon the non-idiots.
And u are?
If guys r idiots and u wanna stumble on ñon idiots,the i gues u r a L.
Better not cum here insultin guys.
Some guys r bad but not all of them. cool

@poster, grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Heart Aches! by flexshop(m): 12:02am On Feb 09, 2010
It pays to be faithful and it also pays not to be faithful grin grin

Guy, be a Man my friend and stop actin like a Woman, cool
RomanceRe: What Should I Do? by flexshop(m): 10:49pm On Feb 08, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Hmmmmm I have set my sights on you and I will make you fall in love with me grin grin grin Be afraid, be very afraid grin grin grin
U wan cook 4me put huhMy head too strong 4u,
Notwitstandin dear,i don dey fear, cool
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by flexshop(m): 3:12am On Feb 08, 2010
My mail ad wil be willhenry123@yahoo.com màs tarde amigo cool
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by flexshop(m): 2:58am On Feb 08, 2010
petersecur:
Hola mi amigo, buenas noches, Hablas español? well if you win such a euro mimillion which result are announce every Friday 10pm  in Spain the Camelot company or the Lotteria de nacional will ask you, if you want them to Publish your winning out  or you want to remain cool, so my case i choice to remain cool, I am a very Humble person with God fearing, i know watin i suffer for Niger, before the Light  of God shines On me, so i am not a proud person, because what i have today was given to me by God, so in that way i am humble and helping the things of God and other people who need help too, so that is My story, lots of people know the stories here In madrid capital, but don'tnow who that person is who won the lottery in august 2003 , as for your friend with a student visa, i cant  say much, because I came here through the BOAT, i mean through Morocco  i must tell you that Spain  a country for Illegal Immigrant, because lots of African enter Spain through Morocco and they grant them stay here without stress, Only few are been deported back to their country, Most recently because of this economical crisis, also in EU
Spanish government  give Out resident permit moren than  any other countries in the EU  to Illegal Immigrant who are able to get a good working contract and Put in for their document, if you can show some Good prove that you have been in Spain for 3 years, or 5 years, is what we called ( Informa Arrigo)  so some people Buy from others, as for me i was a BIG Winner  and the Spanish government  gave me 5 year permit within 7days, i refuse the passport when they offer  me i only accept the want the resident,Now i have the Permanent Resident Card. i can apply for the spanish passport anytime any day!

This is Not a Joke, Spains a very beautiful country, with a Nice weather like African weather and the people here are Nice, illegal immigrant feel safe here, unless you are a into crime, such as fraud, Drug, prostitution's and more them there will be no hiding place for you.
@peter, yo no hablo español, just poco, im suprised though,, anyway congrats, dat my friend makes good living through working parttime legit, and yes,the peps there in spain are friendly unlike uk, im in nigeria for now,

anyway,wont wanna deviate dis thread,wil mail u sha,
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by flexshop(m): 2:43am On Feb 08, 2010
VGA:
Thank you flexshop. cool
U r welcome anytime bro cool
RomanceRe: What Should I Do? by flexshop(m): 1:46am On Feb 08, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Go to the babalawo and ask for akpokoroko, put it in milk and make her drink it and she will be attached to you for life grin grin
I don de fear u o,
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by flexshop(m): 12:52am On Feb 08, 2010
@peter, buenos dìas, i stil dont believe dis info, 700m, i gat friend in barca who is on student visa there, he aint findin it funny not to talk of an illegal immigrant, can ya further explain hw their gov. Helped u even wit the knowledge of your immigration status? N if your story is true,u shldnt have pasted it here cos of dem 'oro cavars'

As 4 d senoritas,no mind dem jor,

@poster,its al about luv, remember dat in any decision u take,
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by flexshop(m): 11:31pm On Feb 06, 2010
VGA:
Thanks to everyone
Bros no mind em haters on Nl, like i said 4get d chick, there r berra ones there (1in100) or better stil trans to naija n pick one,

topup:
[color=#992244]Excuse me!![/color]
Sure, Take d next exit, good,slam d door behind u,
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by flexshop(m): 12:59am On Feb 06, 2010
VGA:
u r 100% right. am just stress out . imagine this fool i went to her house and sent her bro
to tell me she is busy twice in a role. we r family friend and have knew each other for 6yrs
i was about going and i saw her mum and her sister making fun of me cos i tost there fuckin
ugly 9ja girl. i was sad have just believe not all people who smile at u are real friend
Too bad, nt al 9ja babes r dat bad, gues it was ur manner of approach,, maybe u made the gurl feel too important, anyway, no disrespect buh i tink sum of these our 9ja ladies loose control when they go oversea,
Just 4get the d*mn girl and move on.trustme,a beta chick is around the corner,, just tighten ur game bro.
RomanceRe: I'm Disgusted by flexshop(m): 12:17am On Feb 06, 2010
My guy VGA, na the chick wey de do u something be dat.?.

No wonder al of ur posts u de vex 4ladies on nl, chai,i feel ur pain, cant be broken hearted like dat o, always got glue in ma pocket,
Come off dis illusions jare and be a MAN.bros
RomanceRe: Unofficial Valentine NL Match-up Thread. by flexshop(m): 12:08am On Feb 06, 2010
Very funny thread,
Plz let me help abekeade08 out with her request
TANIMZ,PLEASE BE MY VAL DEAR?

Hope im not late NL.
With me, the world is at ur doorstep
RomanceRe: Getting Your Man Committed To Only You by flexshop(m): 11:46pm On Feb 05, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Why do we have buffoons trying to flog their boring websites? angry angry Seun, you have to make it difficult to post threads because quite frankly the retarded threads are getting too much.
p

Wit these sorta post, i tink seun should consider makin u a mod. But u r too frank,try sayin it witout hurtin the posters ego.
@poster, GET A LIFE
Dating And Meet-up ZoneLadies Living In Ph,aba Or Owerri Aged 18-24. by flexshop(op): 1:27am On Feb 05, 2010
Seen all these pösts here on dating zone,wanna add mine, just need someone to talk to when im lonely. Im cool,sincere,courteous,intelligent,cute(4dose who hav seen me),and i fink i knw how a gent. should treat a lady, im not boasting just findin d best way to drop my Resumee, in time,maybe we can work out a relationship,

R u lonely or tired of playas and failed relationships?,, If u r interested mail me willhenry123@yahoo.com or flexshop123@yahoo.com

Disclaimer-if u r above the age bracket,please just move on to the next thread.thank u.
Peps from other states can mail me.no problem
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Africans Marrying White Women? by flexshop(m): 1:36am On Feb 04, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
Its not only about the man you know? There has to be a compromise somehow.
True, but not total abandonment.some white ladies find it hard to let black(nigerian) men go back home, maybe the think he wont cum bak to em or sum oda reason, ? To me,dats total selfishnes, tel my people u wanna marry a whitie and they sing the goodbye anthem 4u like they hav lost a son already,
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Africans Marrying White Women? by flexshop(m): 1:14am On Feb 04, 2010
Mehn,after me uncle married a whitie in holland n had 2 children,it took 10yrs b4 we set eyes on him again 4 a few days, after 15yrs married,he is nw divorced, datz y every1 in d family is scared of dem whities, the elders warned us al,even my broda in the uk receivd his share of warnings.
@poster,my point is dat our cultures r diverse.bendin a white lady to learn our culture is like bettin dat a snail wil outrun a dog, and again, there is the phobia of our people not returning or forgetin home after such marriages though nt in al cases, personally,im gonna marry a white if she agrees to live in nigeria wit me b4 marriage period.even if we dont end up living there, no luv lost, just an open ended test of willingness to bend to my culture.
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Africans Marrying White Women? by flexshop(m): 1:13am On Feb 04, 2010
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RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Africans Marrying White Women? by flexshop(m): 1:11am On Feb 04, 2010
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EducationUnn Authorities Give Students 24hrs To Vacate Campus by flexshop(op): 8:38pm On Jan 16, 2010
The senate of the university of nigeria nsukka held an emergency meeting today sequel to the students riot over alledged fees increment. The senate passed a resolution that the school is closed indefinitely and has ordered all students to vacate within 24 hours. Earlier,students rioted over multiple fees increment, NTA news was at hand to cover the whole event. The students over powered school security but it took the effort of joint military and mobile police to calm things down.

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