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If I show OP the reject mails in my inbox from 2013 till date, he will close this thread.

Since graduation, I have received over 1,000 regret mails (No bragging)!
We're still pushing from one temp job to the other. I have worked across almost all sectors and specialties. Na Medicine and Law remain....

You're receiving regret mail from Total and Oando and you're complaining, you should know those places ain't for babies.
Are they done with their internal candidates, experienced contract staff, external candidates with oil and gas experience, the foreign trained candidates and those with long legs?

Or because they mentioned graduate trainee, they will leave the candidate that has O&G experience and employ you.

Look for smaller opportunities, build your self, get certifications and then apply... O&G is very very very competitive.

Correct baller!

Expert17:
IPOB spotted.....

Scrappy department in CBN..... Wat d FVCK....

Ur post s full of tribalism...

Swerve kid

IgboSomalia:
Glad you viewed my profile. Hope you can see I don't take prisoners. Na total wipeout I dey do.

Since you come from a lineage of houseboys and servants who take poo figuratively, not surprised you eat it literally.

And foolish of you to think every Niger Deltan is an Ibibio.
You must really be the worst specie of id*ts.

IgboSomalia:
Sense don dey enter your head small small.

I can see how jobless you are. You opened an an alternate profile today and have already spent 4 hours on nairaland alone. Not everyone has got time for bullsh*t man. Go sh*t and eat your faeces.

IgboSomalia:
Ete, don't be annoyed. I know mentioning peppersoup sellers got on your nerves.

When we mention distinguished housemaids and servants, you would feel at home with the names there.

Swerve man. You've got nothing to say. You're begining to make me feel like am engaging in a convo with someone that is mentally unstable. This is evident in your posts.

This one is not even happy the government did not mow down the building.
Try that noise pollution in Abuja and see how common FCDA would level your club house.
There should be a limit to everything.

IgboSomalia:
First of all, I want to thank you both for not crying marginalisation, hatred, jealousy or wickedness. This is a rare trait in our muddy Somalians.

Your complaints have been noted. We would tell the appropriate quarters to create a list of the most renowned Okrika sellers, Garden egg hawkers, peppersoup hawkers and beer parlour operators. I assure you, that list would feature your women.

Hello Bush baby,
First of all I don't engage in tribal banter. Secondly, I am proudly Niger Deltan.
Lastly, take your demented way of resoning and GTFO of my mention!

Richdad50:


You must be an unserious person. From your post, it is easy to tell how unserious you were through your school and after. You are still indecisive after 2years. Low energy and drive.

No amount of answers here will solve your issues or help you pass your carryovers because it is more of a personal thing. If you don't fix yourself, you will return next year with same questions

Richdad

What if he is a soilder and was redeployed to another state or for a foreign mission?

It's one thing to be ignorant, it's also another to be stewpid. But it's a totally different thing to be ignorant and stupid at the same time. Majority of the loud-mouthed fellows on this thread belong to the last category.
So because one woman heads a scrappy department in CBN (a job that was probably gotten through recommendation and long legs) that makes the person a champion in FINTECH. 99% of tech inclined jobs in the Central Bank are carried out by contractors/consultants. Nigerian Youths are really stewpid and Tribalism ain't helping them at all.

rentAcock:
My first car was a 1999 Toyota Camry. I rocked that car until it started giving me problems. One day I was driving on the highway and the bonnet swung open obscuring my view for like 10 seconds and next thing I know, the whole bonnet flew away and nearly hit a car behind me. I could've died that day, but I wasnt about to give up on my first car. Too many memories in that car. I once made love in that car. I drove from lagos to Jos with that car. When my ex broke up with me, my little old Camry was still by my side. So it was my turn to have my car's back; I walked about half a mile to where my bonnet laid, picked it up and mounted it back without the hinges. I drove my car slowly to a mechanic to fix it back on. After exceeding 230,000 miles on the odometer, my camry gave up the ghost. It literally started smoking and caught fire. I gave it a befitting burial and moved on to the luxurious Nissan Murano.

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rentAcock:
My first car was a 1999 Toyota Camry. I rocked that car until it started giving me problems. One day I was driving on the highway and the bonnet swung open obscuring my view for like 10 seconds and next thing I know, the whole bonnet flew away and nearly hit a car behind me. I could've died that day, but I wasnt about to give up on my first car. Too many memories in that car. I once made love in that car. I drove from lagos to Jos with that car. When my ex broke up with me, my little old Camry was still by my side. So it was my turn to have my car's back; I walked about half a mile to where my bonnet laid, picked it up and mounted it back without the hinges. I drove my car slowly to a mechanic to fix it back on. After exceeding 230,000 miles on the odometer, my camry gave up the ghost. It literally started smoking and caught fire. I gave it a befitting burial and moved on to the luxurious Nissan Murano.

September last year, my Camry caught fire too on the highway. Though a 2003 model.
September last year, my Camry caught fire too on the highway. Though a 2003 model. Since then, I have this phobia for driving and even buying another car

andy244:
You don't understand anything about currencies. Try to get informed.

Whichever you put it, the "Naira" still remains a useless currency! And the fellow is totally correct.

Oblongata:
Nigeria is pretty messed up, and frustrating...
But I think it’s high time we started being proud of Nigeria and it’s heritage.

If we don’t feel proud for Nigeria, who will?

Well... If I don't feel proud.... You will.

luminouz:
So u went to unad

Which set are you?

PG 2014

Rexnegro:
u graduated from unad ? those buses called akoto were pains in the ass with 442 formation. do they still carry students like that now ?

I did my post graduate there in 2013. Those busses can make you lose weight in just one trip. Plus the terrible Iworoko road...

Samyj247:
Afonja baboon...I am not surprised

what's wrong with this one?

Modified.
So this baba thought am YORUBA... Lol.
You see, this is one of the problems associated with being poor. You hate everything that sounds like success, looks like success and feels like success. You feel others are responsible for the situation you find yourself in.
Successful igbos are getting married to yorubas and yorubas marrying igbos. But the mentally poor ones are fighting dirty over tribe and religion.
Am not a yoruba, neither am I igbo. But your response has exposed how low IQ-ed your level of reasoning is and your hate towards your fellow country man.

I have just two words for you - HUSTLE OOOOOOO!

Looks like the Akoto we used back in the days at University of Ado Ekiti. Those small busses can make you lose a substantial amount of weight in just one trip.

Big ups Innoson.
But when would they start providing car loans to individuals? A friend of mine who just relocated to the US drives a 2018 Honda. He got it through a loan and uses it for UBER. In Nigeria, no one would trust you with a 2003 Toyota Corolla..

Trump would survive it and more still would be reelected come Tuesday 3rd November 2020.

What's the essence of this topic now?
It is this same our "I too know" that resulted in people electing l someone like Buhari as President.

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Clean ride...

Last time I Checked, Posting of corps members was done at the discretion of the NYSC.
Abi is your case different?

Don't let them fool you.
Majority of them EFCC employees got there through the back door.
They ain't in no position to preach morals to anyone.

soberdrunk:
I know only one person that will watch this series without fear and guilt Areaboy2

Ps- Yall need to chill jare it's just a movie...

It's just a movie?
You don't have any values man!

twosquare:
link to the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/ubunja

Disclaimer
The information contained in that link could be disastrous if not properly utilized.
Read and implement at your own risk!

pocohantas:
But why do guys do this?
Act all tough then go home to cry. No wonder they commit suicide pass. Hahahahahaha

See OP is in serious pains and taking advice from people that will logout to go cuddle their own babes.

By evening, we would all have forgotten about you and your thread. Then the real pains will set in. Shey you have enough Westlife on your playlist. Lmao.

No go call your babe

Westlife..

Follow religiously the teachings and concepts in the Miseducation of Ubunja and you'll never put up this type of topic.

No woman is worth dying for except your mother.
If you don't know who to give your heart to, please give it to Jesus!

Ht

Job hunting and job hunting get levels sha.

How do you expect me to be working under Ministry of Agric and be earning 70k monthly when there are places like NNPC, PPPRA, NCDMB?

OP.. Hustle your hustle oooo make I dey hunt my job. Las Las... We have passion for different things.
Make them give you work for NIA na... If you no go trowey that your hustle over night.

midnighter:
Chei....bet another thing o, please

I swear down. The things I saw on my friend girlfriend's facebook and whatsapp chat today. Only God can save that relationship if I tell him.