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MrJanuzaj:
You are an I.diot. when will you have sense. Local hunters and vigilante with AK 47 and war ammunition. Your stupidity is legendary. Why in Gods name are Nigerian youths so daft and myopic to a very annoying level? They killed people you complain, they went to buy weapons to fight the killers , you complain, they fought the killers you I.diotic fool complained, they captured the perpetrators your foolish self complained, the killings has subsided your stupid self is still complaining. So because your hateful wish that it is Fulani herdsmen that do the killing is looking more baseless as the days go by ,You then tag confirm killers who have confessed, even benue state governor confessed that his people are the perpetuators as hunters and vigilante groups? Nairaland should need to be doing mental screening before allowing people to post comment. It's as if you like the killing so as it will suit your hateful agenda. All of you people that are directly or indirectly wishing or involved in the killing of innocent people in North central, posterity must visit each and every one of you certainly one day in Jesus name.

Lol. See how you're vibrating, sweating and shaking the whole place. Now calm down... You know you're human, right? You're not a mad dog - even though you sound like one.
Now go back to the topic, study the weapons in the pictures. Is there anything that looks sophisticated there?
You see, I don't usually respond to empty rants online, I'd prefer you PM me and we meet physically at a location and dig it out like men. But I studied your post carefully and discovered there won't be any need for that, because you sound frustrated. I mean totally frustrated!! See the amount of energy you have dissipated over my comment. What do you know about what's going down in the North East and central? I grew up here and work with a humanitarian team in places you can't step your miserable feet in. If you're having mental health issues, take a loan and move your broke a.s.s to the NEAREST psychiatric centre for help.
Am not responsible for any of your problems

Waiting for when they'll start disarming fulani herdsmen.
They keep running after local hunters and vigilantes and their local juju priests.
The way they're going, when the vigilantes and hunters have all been arrested, they will release them and arrest them again...

How many times do we see this?

Story..
Instead of producing good music, they're always on the news for signing one backyard deal or the other.... Nasty C has been dolling out hits and recently turned down a mouth watery deal offer by Jay-Z's ROC Nation.
Good music abeg, forget all these social media hype.
If you're a fan of modern day Lil Kesh, pon-pon, lyrics-less songs... Stay off my mention. Saw a thread here where majority of peeps said they don't know who J Cole is.

Saintmary:
The first day I killed a rat with my bare hands, it felt so crazy, I feel like a ninja. My second close encounter with a rat ensured they sanctified my room for one full year. If you'd like me to, I could tell you how I did it. Unsolicited advice is usually not appreciated.

I would honestly appreciate. The ones I have here would run pass the poison I kept for them... They just play around and mess the whole place up with their droppings.

hopefulLandlord:
Maya Embedded Language

ow I see. The post was not meant for him then.

hopefulLandlord:
Your post would've been useful if you cracked the code and tell him how you did it

which code abeg
Was it written in HTML or C++?

swiz123:
A man with Keke napep came to fill gas without putting off d engine and fixing d hoss, i never notice him removing d hoss claiming to confirm if d gas is coming out before i could stop him he drop d hoss right under d napep, i try to pick it up and off it but it explode but today am thanking God cause this is me after d incident, God added to my beauty and made me conquer."

Can someone help me crack the code she wrote up there. I have read this 10 whopping times but I am yet to grab a thing.

10 whopping times!!! Yet you couldn't comprehend. Chief, how many times you write jamb? Be honest. Even Buhari can do better Na.

Temple1288:
If they can transfer some of the strength they're giving to Lagos to Rivers State, Cross River State and the rest of other States with seaports, I think the Nigeria economy ll be bigger...
#my thoughts tho

when the governors of other states have sworn to Loot their state treasury dry and their population are here defending them online... How would they progress? Akwa Ibom received approximately 51billion naira in 3 months. Is there no sea port project lying fallow in that state The governor is only good at buying T-shirts and face cap for his people to commission projects Yobe and Gombe states should be commissioning.

Jazzlite:
Nonsense how has that translated into the improvement of the lives of the average citizen therein.

With this level of bad belle... You won't be able to see how it has affected lives. Cure the bad belle first!

Great news.
The initiatives embarked upon my the LASG for human and economic development is highly commendable.











Now let's watch as indigenes of other failed states within the region troup in to scream Eko ni gbaje.

Only God knows how much I hate rats.
They can be so destructive and their guts is something else. The way rats would want to forcefully gain entrance and share apartment with you would get you wondering if these good for nothing animals contributed to your rent. Well, it they can chase a president out of his office, who I come be for my kekere rented 2 bedroom flat.
Nigerian government should not see this news oooo. Else, another reason to spend millions on helicopters would be discovered. I know APC government can order for another helicopter to chase the rats in Buhari's office.

Only for the gullible!!!
Linda and her likes didn't get where she is by putting up fake posts to drive traffic to her blog.
This is now becoming a trend.

Imagine.
I still remember how sacred these things were back then while growing up. You rarely find people discussing things like this, talk more voicing it out for the world to hear. Regards for our bodies have been thrown to the gutters and social media is really doing a great job serving as a perfect tool for perpetrating the indecent act.
Soon we'd start hearing of the styles and methodologies they used in bed, accompanied by disgusting images polluting the bandwidth of the Internet.

Following

Just in. TFare allowance disbursed.

spenca:
Okay this two government securities are typically of two different classes, the T-Bills is a money market instrument while bonds are capital market. The major difference is the tenor, the TBills go for shorter tenor than the Bonds that are for longer tenor. In Nigeria's economy the longest tenor for a TBill is 354 Days while the shortest for the Bond is 2 years in the case of the FGN savings bond.

Bottom line

Regardless of the yield your investment strategy matters, do you want to go long with your asset or you are holding a short position.

Oh thank you very much. I sincerely appreciate.

Between investing in T-Bills and FG Bonds, which is a better offer?
Can someone kindly advise.

troublemakea:
Lol you really think they'd be spying on a forum like nairaland? ur a joker. they got lot of more better things to spy on

Lol. And that's what they want you to believe. If Facebook could be saving our contacts, our call logs, messages, our locations, and information about our friends and their activities... How much more the US government. Spies are everywhere brother. Try downloading an application on Google play and see the level of permissions the app will request.

Eagba:
bro bro i don't get your complain at all. Life is all about choices and the US have made theirs. And they chose to be king and every king needs a jester. Which one are we? King or jester

No complains sir. We are jesters. Thank you.

America - What a selfish country!!
They want to produce and own Nuclear weapons, yet they don't allow other countries to.
They spy on whoever they want to, yet they don't want to be spied.
They want us to buy helicopters and military gadgets from them and still sell their Agricultural produce to us - despite the fact that we are supposed to be exporting to them.

I know someone somewhere employed by the CIA or NSA is there reading and watching all what we post and discuss here on nairaland. Just like they spy on call logs, SMSes and conversations of world leaders.
What a country!!!

Graduate - security guard.
Baba, fear God na. Even if you no wan fear am, no come public forum come dey show am na.
Why you no advertise the Councillor position wey our politicians take start?

Oh No

That's like him saying "it's better for me to kill myself, than commit suicide"

First of all, am a great fan of President Trump and he inspired me into doing so many things I thought were impossible in life, but to suggest that President Trump gives a hoot about Nigeria and Africa at large would be me living in a fools paradise.
There's 3 things Donald Trump cares about:

1. Himself
2. Winning the competition against Obama and the DEMs - He is always comparing his administration with the Obama's.
3. MAGA - Making America Great Again (Strictly Business)

You guessed right - Trump is actually a very selfish leader. Well, so far that has been the tool he has been using to Make America Great Again. (The US has spent years and Billions of Dollars policing the world while their economy and citizens remain at the suffering end) It was in this years of policing and acting Big Daddy that countries like China came from nowhere and suddenly became a economic threat to the US.

Trump doesn't give a hoot about Nigeria and whatever that is going down here, except of course if he is gonna make a name from it (I did this, I did that, bla bla bla), would help him score a cheap point against Obama and the Dems and is gonna result in more revenue for the American government.

"We also have a very big trade deal that we’re working on for military equipment — helicopters and the like. We have met before. We have developed a great relationship. And we look forward to our discussion today — very important — but again, especially as it relates to terrorism. And that’s terrorism here and terrorism all over the world. It’s a hotbed, and we’re going to be stopping that"

The only economy Trump cares about is that of the United States. - At a point, Trump said he would discuss with US farmers to see how they can start exporting Agricultural produce to Nigeria. (This is a country who is trying to diversify her economy with Agriculture as the main option in focus - I don't gerrit) Even Trump's body language was all about Trade! Trade!! Trade!!!

It's high time Nigeria and Africa realized that it's no longer business as usual and all man is now on his own. The UK have issues they're are dealing with, the US have their own too. China are seeking ways of expanding their trade boundaries and further solidifying their position as one of the most influential economy in the world. It is now left for African countries to look inward and see how they can assembly human and capital resources for nation building and stop depending on "sugar daddies" who are only interested in what they stand to gain from you. Anyway, Nigeria's situation seems to have no remedy - a country that has been producing oil for the past 50 years, still exports crude oil and import petroleum products - wetin useless pass that one? 50 years! Haba

And the demonstrations by members of the IPOB is becoming too childish. Just like Lagos, the South-east can strive to create an internal competitive economy even as a part of Nigeria and become the envy of other states - Are they serious about President Donald Trump leaving his MAGA agenda and the bazzar to secure funds for building the mexican border and preventing the caravan of asylum seekers from gaining access into the US to attend to their agitation? Mehn. who would school this fellows about the true meaning of O.Y.O?

Finally, PMB did a great job during his visit. Aside the long written epistle he went to read like a 5 year old reciting nursery rhymes (You need to see President Trump's body language then - It was like Ogbeni, this your novel no dey finish ni? Tell me how much helicopter u wan buy make I announce am for my people make them know say I don dey revive the economy unlike Obama and Hilary Clinton) and his statement about Herdsmen not carrying guns. Never been this impressed. My expectation was a 3/10. But he did a 5/10. That not withstanding would not stop him from returning to Daura come 2019.

Fit my foot!!!!

Another propaganda for 2019.
Show us achievements and not paper proposals,
They should start with a one way track leading to Daura to be completed before the end of 2018.

ok ooo

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