₦airaland Forum

Story!

These ones don't even have an idea what the fuel, naira and economic hardship Nigerian are facing looks like...


One phone call, Ganduje's account officer will come running with 30m worth of New naira notes in whatever denomination he needs.

Crazy

Nice one from the sea dogs confraternity (Registered).


Meanwhile.......


I remember when boko haram attacked Mubi, Adamawa state in 2012.


Omoh as you dey run, Na so these so called cult guys dey try overtake you...

That year, all man turn jew!


See as egede men and aromates dey turbo.


I was like... So these men no fit mobikize themselves fight boko haram.... Na only for jewmen dem dey get mouth.

True talk....


But we can't let APC return either.

Oh dear

Despite the collosal failure the government has recorded in the last 8 years under this freemasoniac party, they still have the guts to campaign under the N315 per liter fuel regime.

It is well!

“Nobody gave you one month. So, if you dare it again, to go and force yourself into the stadium, I will cancel the approval with immediate effect. Dare it again, I cancel it.

Heaven will not fall. Even if heaven falls now, we will be happy that it was in our time heaven came down"


Chai. Wike... Always giving us a comic relief.

The media team in a statement signed by Prince Bashir Adefaka

We all know where this is coming from.


Right from the initial statement, down to the disclaimer.


Terrible politics we play in Nigeria.


So unrefined, crude and barbaric.

melonsgroup:
My Glass-Top Stove Suddenly Shatters When Not In Use, Shards Fly 5 Metres Into the corridor..
I was in the room when I heard a loud crack from the kitchen due to the tempered glass spontaneously shattering, which sent shards flying five metres away into the corridor.

The glass continued cracking for about 30 minutes until it was fully shattered. I have not used this stove for about a month plus. so the surface was not hot..
Please what could be the cause of this.

I used to own this same table top gas burner.

Omoh. The efficiency of this gas top is second to none. Very very fast!

Mine also shattered like this after the second year.

I now use the bigger standing gas cooker.. But damn, everytime I cook, I still miss this old gas cooler.

Another beneficiary of the King Tunde Ednut's dynasty.


This one dey try sha...

GOD BLESS AFRICA


JUST SAYING THIS RESPECTFULLY.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUNDE!!!


That boring werey wey TUNDE dey always post him skit as he dey run up and down no go buy cow to celebrate the chief promoter of his boring content.

Good

Pierocash:
Yes it may not make sense to man,but God is not man.

By man,may his killers never know peace. But by God,His wish is that those killers should repent.

Man no be God

You ended up making ylthe person you quoted more sensible.

Can't you just learn to ignore technical questions if you're less competent to answer them?

orohbiro:
Chai the girl done win lottery

Read.

Nairaland.

Hehehe

puzzlegate:
oga this your story or testimony no enter at all. Are we talking of personal benefits or let the country be good for all "man" and children , children ? This your idea is the reason sycophanncy never ceases with our politics in nija !

Somethings will never change.

You can leave your handle open till 2025. If God keeps us alive, I'll quote you to remind you then.

Igbos - The greatest enemies of Igbos.


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I Wonder how Biafra would be?

Las Las... Who go win, go win.

Most people fighting dirty over these politicians haven't benefited anything from them.

I have a sitting deputy governor who I used to manage his account while with the bank.

I remember that we were so close to the extent that weekends, he'd invite me over to his house or for swimming at Transcorp.

Man became deputy governor and to even pick my call became a herculean task for him.

Thank God, I'm not the type that would wait for another man. Small business here and there... We thank God for where we are.

Another one that was in the National Assembly promised me heaven and earth then. That one is even trying, at least e still dey pick phone if I call, and on his own, e still dey reachout once in a while.

Skty:
U go need read too. Na woman and her boyfriend. The woman get the kids. The boyfriend join to probably abuse the children

The concerned neighbours had alerted the police of the consant physical abuse of the minors by their biological mother and her partner.

habsydiamond:
All these wicked people they can batter or nearly kill another man's child or children but care for theirs too much.. I pray they riot in jail.

Read. You no gree.

Na their children dem barter.

VULCAN:
I hope you are not lacking in imagination??

Agreeing to pay her N800k is a clear admission of guilt but they don't want to take full liability.

Where sid the bank agree to pay N800k

You clowns read but can't comprehend. And you're quick to call other people names.

They N800k is the money that was salvaged from Access Bank. And she has to get a court order to get access to it.

natddon1:
But let's be fair to the banks too. Even if a fraudster has your atm card how come they have your PIN too? Also, those enrolments will send an otp to the customers registered phone lines. Did she loose her phone too? The bank even mentioned the type of phone used to do the enrolments. Is it the same phone she is using?

Don't mind all these ignoramuses that are quick to jump on financial institutions like a man suffering from pre-mature ejaculation.

I read somewhere that she is an ex-employee of the same bank (unverified though)

99% of the time, banking computing operations are gabbage in, gabbage out.

I use a hard token. If you don't get the one time generated password from that token, you can only see the balance in my account. Shi shi you can't touch.

I have a 2FA security model on my email, e cept you hack my sim, you can't access that email.

The other 0.1% would require a highly skilled hacker, who wouldn't want to waste his time over my small change.

Did she use the mentioned devices?

Did she enrol for the e-token?

Has she been using the e-token to authenticate her transactions?

An ex-banker running to social media to make complaints.

What happened to the Customer Protection Department of the CBN?

Some people are even saying sue the bank... Funny how Nigerians think wallahi.

lereinter:
The 100m na juju they use collect it

The lukewarm towards getting it na another juju


You think juju na your mate

You know nothing.

Most of you sit down in your parent's house, assume sh*t and waaaaaaaaaa spew rubbish online.

You read the transaction amount right, over 100m.

I guess you don't belong to the pedestal of people I should be discussing a 100m deal with, so please vamoose!

millionboi:
What happened to her juju

I will tell you for free, that thing called juju is a hoax.


A man has been owing me over 100m for over a year now. All efforts to recover the money has proven abortive.

I decided to let go, only for some of my friends to suggest we go spiritual.

I told them I don't believe in all that, but if they think they can use it to recover the funds, they can go ahead, I will give whoever sucessfully recover the money 10%. But me, I won't travel to anywhere and I won't get involved.

Till today, the baba never still pay.

I think I will rather subscribe to violence than juju.

It's either a draw or a ManUtd win.

Everytime Pep comes up with a ridiculous (experimental) line up, he always gets beaten.

Remember Champion's league finals against Chelsea?

breakthrough22:
If she stays too long in her father house,I will never accept her back .

Seriously, I have missed my family but I am not accepting her back if she spend the remaining days in January in his dad house and I will never send a dime to them

You sef. E be like say you be assistant Pharaoh.

Excerpt from Kanye's song - Huricane

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, I was out for self
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, I was up for sale, but I couldn’t tell
God made it rain, the devil made it hail
Dropped out of school, but I’m that one at Yale
Made the best tracks and still went off the rail
Had to go down, down, down, this the new town, town, town
This the new ten, ten, ten, I’m goin’ in, in, in
Here I go on a new trip, here I go actin’ too lit
Here I go actin’ too rich, here I go with a new chick
And I know what the truth is, still playin’ after two kids
It’s a lot to digest when your life always movin’
Architectural Digest, but I needed home improvement
Sixty-million-dollar home, never went home to it
Genius gone clueless, it’s a whole lot to risk
Alcohol anonymous, who’s the busiest loser?
Heated by the rumors, read into it too much
Fiendin’ for some true love, ask Kim, “What do you love?”
Hard to find what the truth is, but the truth was that the truth suck
Always seem to do stuff, but this time it was too much
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, everybody so judgemental
Everybody so judgemental
Everybody hurts, but I don’t judge rentals
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, it was all so simple

I don't have much to say...

No CR7

No Messi.


See as the thread quiet...


Add those two now and everywhere go burst!

Tiago Silvia doesn't deserve to be on this team. Tiago has paid his dues and deserves to be chilling with stars back at PSG or move to Barca. Honestly....

And the The damage Tuchel did before he was finally axed out of the club is colossal...


Refused to renew Rudiger's contract, only to sign Forfana for over 60 million.

Aubameyang - waste!

All the players he got are just a waste!

Fira09:
Why is João Félix in the starting lineup?

Chelsea player's don finish ni.

Damn. This should be voted as the most ignorant statement of the season.