₦airaland Forum

dustmalik:
Just because you lost out in the primaries, you decided to frustrate everyone contesting elections. The new naira notes are barely available even up till now, yet you have set end of the month as deadline.

Which primaries did he lose?

1. Femi Adeshina
2. Garba Shehu
3. Lai Muhammed
4. Bashir Ahmad


This Buhari's APC government has got some carefully selected set of stewpid people.


Who remembers Frank Nwekwe Jnr??


Now that's a Minister of Information/Presidential spokesperson.

Oh shit.

For charity!
. Nice one CR7!

I wanted to say what of James Brown that was rebuked for sharing a sex video, then I remembered that James Brown sef Na woman.

goody234:
you sure it was not one of you banker crooks take the balance ...nah so una dey steal foreign exchange you bankers have no credibility

You are at liberty to express your ignorance man.

I have no control over that.

NothingDoMe:
Ehen. Chipper cash wallet. Cos when I run am for my sis na just to buy the dollars then do fx wire to the school. Got the refund na like 100bucks or so commot for administrative fee.

Well. The first statement I made that you quoted happened in 2015, while the second happened about two days ago.

During CBN interventions, you credit your naira account and the bank debits the equivalent at the prevailing exchange rate for your request.

Back in the days, you could get this done within 3 to 5 working days. But I heard now, you would even need to bribe your way through to send school fees payments abroad.

So its not a case of you buying dollars from the black market and crediting your Domiciliary account for the transfer.

These are two separate payment methods.

In an Instagram reel that has now gone viral, Kika Osunde was seen visiting each winner and presenting them with their respective cheques after driving over 12.5 hours across London, Liverpool and Nottinghamshire to do the giveaway.



She could have just way billed the cheques to them and have a virtual event to celebrate their wins.


I look forward to them turning their enterprises into million pound success stories. Well done ladies!”


Amen oooooo

NothingDoMe:
You sent in Naira abi Dollars? Did dollar fall during the processing? This story be somehow.

If you have N10,000 in your Chipper cash wallet. If you convert it to dollar and back to naira immediately, you won't have up to N8000 afterwards.

This is as at yesterday.

ahnie:
Last night I was craving something peppery because I was sick and took meds,so I settled for barbeque fish.

The way the fish was wrapped,one would think it's a big fish.
Not until I got home and realise I have bn tricked and the fish was wrapped with 3 foil paper.

To me,it was like buying sandwich with cornflakes inside.
The chips was nothing to write home about,they were looking like gazelle gararaga.
Honestly I felt cheated.

The fish be like horse prick...


Na this kind fish you go buy, chop the bones join.

KAjAsG:
Is it not possible to get the visa before paying any fee ?

In most cases, you will need a CAS to apply for your visa. And to get the CAS, you will have to make a tuition deposit.

opalu:
Fraud

Not always. What if some of her documents were falsified and the embassy got to find out?

Policy Na policy.

And an agreement is an agreement.


When I was working with one of Nigeria's commercial banks. A customer walked in and requested that we process school fees payment for her Msc studies abroad.

My team initiated the request, but the school couldn't proceed with her on boarding as the documents she provided were illegible, and so they requested that she provide a clearer copy.

Meanwhile, her account has been debited and the school's account credited.

Three weeks after the school made the request for a clearer copy, the young lady was yet to get the documents from her alma mater and the school (abroad) had to return her deposit.

Omoh. From 1.4m that we transmitted, Na only 900k or so dem send oooooo.

The day the money returned, I knew that anytime madam would return for update, yawa must gassssss.

Naso I apply for 2 weeks leave ooooooo.

No be me go do exchange rate differential explanation give warri woman and her daughter.

Fes Fes, Ola of Lagos has said it many times that he is not a car influencer oooo. That he is a car spotter.

Mehn. Nairaland has turned into something else...


See funny funny unrelated comments everywhere.


There used to be a time when this forum was a place you'd learn from comments of people with very sound minds..


Seems it has been taken over by riff-raffs and touts.

Nigeria - Terrible country!

hotwax:
pulisic and sterlin should go forever...

Please add Kai Havertz, Aubameyang and Hakim Ziyech.

If there's any player I feel for in this Chelsea's side, it's Tiago Silvia... He has paid his dues and doesn't deserve all this humiliation.

This game feels like Mancity vs Chelsea U19

I will still blame Tuchel and Lampard for Chelsea's misfortunes.

Leave the CL that Chelsea won... Most of these players shouldn't get to stay on the bench in a chelsea standard team.

xynerise:
Aubameyang is useless

There should be a word that can be used to describe something that is worse than useless.

Please help!

frankson1:
And what would you say about Ziyech

Kai Havertz, Hakim Ziyech and Timo Werner (Thank God that one is gone) have no business wearing a Chelsea Jersey. I have been saying it for two seasons now...

I Said it!!!!


It's gonna end 2-0 or even more.

frankson1:
That guy has good movement on the ball.

Why are you guys quoting my "gassed out" comment na.. I didn't mean he is a bad player. Rudiger and Lukaku are fine players, but they always gass out easily...

Scary sub....

I just hope Chelsea survives this

Chelsea's problem has always been strikers.


Buy strikers.


Buy strikers


Buy strikers...

Bigredmachine:
Nobody is collecting anything in this match... 0:0 ft draw

There will be at least two goals here.

Chukwuemeka has gassed out in 10 minutes...

Siirjoe:
ZAMALEK PLAYED 1-1 ooo

Omoh. That game... I predicted Zamalek straight win at 1.3 and my instinct asked me to play Home win either half at 1.23...

You can imagine how I felt when that Zamalek goal came in...

These days, e be like luck dey ways dey my side... Yesterday was Juventus..

Now that the transfer window is open, Chelsea won't go and look for the replacements for Kai Havertz, Hakim Ziyech and Pulisic... And probably Kante who I strongly believe will return to the pitch with another club.

Dey play...

They have gone to buy another unknown player.

Aubameyang - waste!

The absence of Kante and Recce James will be felt today.

If I were Pulisic, I'll use the front of my boot to place that shot. The defender would have been in the dressing room by now.