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Access Bank....
Pros:
Great place to start a banking career.

Great pay!

Would mould you into a great person.

Cons:

Work/Life balance - non-existent!

Toxicity - Maximum

Conclusion:
Just do 5 years there run for your life.

Sonicroyel:
Kegite na cult group?

Who shoots a Kegite member?

Depends

Benki003:
And am sure you follow wish me then 🙄🙄

No Na.

I have been advocating for Potter's sack from day 1.


Also we need to offload all those small small inexperienced overhyped players he bought....

Benki003:
Shey I said it una wan kill me my prick no go bend

Lol


I remember you from the Chelsea - Aston Villa thread...


Your prick no go bend my brother.

Exmilitant:
No job offers from nairalanders advising you?

i am really high this hot sunday afternoon so, i will give my own irrational advise stemming from weed;

go back to your boss!




this time, target his money when the opportunity opens, make a run with his money... Establish yourself elswhere.

Don't mention...

Smart guy.

I always tell my guys that in this life, it's either you're eating someone or someone is eating you. And there's no in-between.

Niom:
I carried Arsenal over 4.5
Didn't know I mistakenly clicked under 4.5

If Mann Utd Wins today, I go really vex for this kind silly mistake that's causing me 56K...

This ticket still dey vex you?

Una sha dey greedy... You keep mentioning 56k as if it was 56k you staked...

Baba. Lament ontop the N100 wey you stake abeg.

Aboguede:
Bros if u no get something to donate abeg rest


No discourage people wey wan help

U know slawomir for real life?

Donate for something wey no legit?


You think say you go just enter here tell us story wey no jell, we go con dey send money to your personal account?

TooMuchStuff:
I smell a format....here

Scammers doing business as usual....

Sir, when you say Scammers, are you in any way referring to me?

Aboguede:
Bros forget ooh, na real matter

Em no dey outside as e take be so and anything wey em get, em mama no get the access.

Bros. This your story no legit.

I Don ask my homeboy make e run background check on you.

But I will advise that you desist from using his name to solicit for funds here without adequate claims. This is tantamount to fraud.

Aboguede:
Na my home boy tetee

Anyhow na something

1691270093
Access
S. G. N

The Slawormir I know would not be in jail because of 150k.

Kekenary:
How abeg? Did she start receiving her salary and it stopped? Or what happened exactly?

Not a dime was paid as salary after capturing her on IPPIS.

They first said 3 months, then another 3 months, then another 3 months... On and on and on till she got fed up with the failed promises.

Since 2020 or so....

Tonytonex:
those ones are understandable and are in order. It's expected.

But what about works that use of phones doesn't affect.

But some people will still say no use of phones. Just because of wickedness

There's no job that employees efficiency canot be affected by "distraction"...

If you have a business or you are a supervisor in an office, you will understand better.

Before we banned the use of cellphones during working hours in my unit, I used to see grown up adults log in to Netflix, YouTube, Facebook etc. some minutes after 8am on a Monday morning.

Omoh leave ooooo.

ford101:
this shows that u are really a mugu.do you think that am the one on that picture.mugu.

Na mouth you get.

I thought you'd make the mistake of accepting that invite.

Tomorrow would have been the last day you'd ever insult anyone, whether online or offline.

Now swerve!

Tonytonex:
that is a different thing. That one is due to work hazard. You're not expected to use phone in those places na.

Would an employer ask employees or to use phones during work just like that?

In banks - to avoid distracttions and for security.

In production sites - because of flammable gases and other materials that may react to your phone's magnetic field.

There are intelligence departments that you're not allowed to use any digital device.

It's for the safety and security of everybody.

ford101:
who be this mugu.even in ragging battle fronts,after victory if u have a camera you can snap as much as you like.war front and war time pics.even in action some mugu camera men ll still be snaping and recording

I see that your location as indicated on your profile is Abuja.

Can we meet at Cedi Plaza, CBD tomorrow by 11am, so that you can call me that mugu face to face?

Rapmoney:
It is a normal work rule for employees not to use mobile phones during work hours, except using mobile phones is part of your job description.

However, due to the fact that some employees tend to flout the rule, some employers, especially in one-man businesses, have deemed it fit to ask employees to submit their phones when they arrive work in the morning and collect back after work.

As a worker, can you work in a place where it is required that you submit your phone?

Drop your opinion.

What if it was an oil rig?

U no ready be that.


When you have mouths to feed, bills to pay and family responsibilities, having a phone while at work will be the least of your problems.

What am I even saying?


If you were a military personnel drafted to the warfront, would you even be thinking of your phone?

Georgejeez:
Kindly delete Enzo Fernandez from that your drunken list ASAP , a whole World cup winner and Midfield maestro for the Albicelestes for that matter

Just imagine your father being drunk.

Yes. You got the true picture now.

Now deal with that!

Kai Havertz
Loftus Cheeks
Cucurella
Enzo Fernandez
Mudryk
Fofana
And all them under 22's

They all have no business being on a Chelsea shirt.


I think Chelsea should dump this idea of buying youngsters, hoping to groom them into stars... It ain't working!


Get professional players and win trophies.

Eno - definitely from Akwa Ibom.

Akwa Ibomites are the most humble, respectful and enterprising tribe in Nigeria.

And they are number 2 on the list of oil producing states.. Yet, you don't get to hear any noise from them.

If most states have a quarter of their resources, they would have held the country ransom.

akpunda86:
Good morning all.Please Genuine Civil Servants working here,How long after getting your appointment letter does it take you to do capturing.

I have a problem my wife was given an appointment letter since september last year and have been awaiting to be captured into the government payroll.
To me she has been scanned cos getting an appointment letter is easy very easy from Abuja ,but getting captured Na the Koko cos not easy getting paid.
Me as a man ,iv done my part but from day 1 I told her Na scam but u know with women.This Jobs are organised by a syndicate ,like I heard they were like 40 taken,and I believe all they are waiting for is May 29,they slug in their names ,the man is his her uncle but I might expose him soon as all transfers made via my account.

I need hear from genuine civil servants pls.
Total each candidate paid was 2 million.

My brother, it doesn't end at getting captured.

These hoodlums have upped their game. You can be captured and still not earn a penny from the government.

They have people at the ministries, the Accountant General's office and with the IPPIS department.

For two years now, I have been trying to help a friend recover 1.5m she gave one civil servant for a government job.

Mind you, she was captured.

They claimed the Head of Service cancelled the recruitment...

Faber:
Date night with boo boo...

boo boo said I should pepper them with another clothes this night...

boo boo, you requested, I should wear this, you can have it...

I am going for a small party this night...

Las las , na sugar daddies she dey offer her strong, smelly Abakaliki kpekus to pay her bills. She no get anybody to stand for her
Let the boo boo come out now and help her get out, ordinary bail sef, she no fit secure for herself. She go chop stony beans for detention

Pikin way get one clothes no supposed follow other pikin dem, play inside rain

Look at a nobody rejoicing over the victimization of another nobody. Wait till its your turn.

As much as I don't like her and her bunch of low IQ-ed fans, this is a pure case of "show of power"....

If IVD who was directly involved with the case is walking freely, I see no reason this one who decided to run her mouth like FGC Jalingo watery beans should be remanded in prison.


Dear Nobody(s),

Know your place in this country. Most of you cannot even afford to hire a lawyer, some of you still live with your parents, you don't know anybody and nobody knows you, all you have is a 2 gig Ram Itel you use in abusing people on the Internet.

Nigeria is a funny country, you will be tracked, arrssted and jailed for nothing. And yes, nothing will happen!

The best you can do is create hashtags and mention popular celebrities who understand the system and know the limit to which the spew thrash online and offline.

You better face your life and leave the internet alone.

When hand reach you, you will understand that this place doesn't guarantee anyone any human right.

Jaruma, with all her millions couldn't save her asss from going to Suleja prison... Talkless of you brats earning less than 100k per month.

Naija will f*ck you up and nothing will happen.

Thank you.

Warm regards.

Okay

Angel55555:
Law is a technical course, you've cram a lot of cases, sections, do a lot of research, read tons of books and back whatever you do with prayer, because in the end it might result to nothing.

It's a 100L result thread.

I shouldn't be here.


Okay bye!

marvellously:
Law is simple Lmao
Folake4u
Ladygazelle
Dollyjoy
Abeg you guys should come and answer this woman for me

That you had to call other people to assist in supporting your argument, further buttress the point made by the person you quoted earlier.

iwaeda:
After he has eating and braked plates.

RIP English!

BOLATINUBU01:
Let's switch then

With your bow legs?

FreeStuffsNG:
Those who still think the social media is not being regulated in Nigeria are naive.
check my signature for free stuffs!

This isn't regulation.

This is impunity.

Everyone should have the fundamental human right to a fair hearing.

Okay

Boomkalakuta:
Come again

Na real come again.

Let him repeat himself, probably he didn't hear what he was sailing the first time.