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@voters of Grace Amah,
how do you guys grade a pretty person
just check out Dakore's nose and that of Grace
is it the jaw bone?
or the eyes, what about the skin?

make una shine una eyes jare

i feelled is timed we closing this thread wat do us fink?

blink182:
Why is it that after so many views no one wants to talk?

must we talk
at least we have looked.
she is pweety satisfied (no hard feelings though)

clemcykul:
indi ara kwenu!!

what do that imply
okay i get it, its only one of a kind that hails the other

i cant, no fit shout

is it raining? if it is, go lend it from Rhianna or probably stand under hers.

shakara4u:
am lol_ing and hehehehe_ing at d same tym

lol ur english tight

a mad man was walking on the road towards my right hand side i was some how afraid but then i summoned courage and walk as if i wasn't scared but inside me i was dying. the sun was so hot and excruciating on planet earth but thanks to my stars i was holding an umbrella.
The mad man notice me with the umbrella and walked up to me, do you know what he said?

MAD MAN: Sister abeg u go fit help me with your umbrella because this sun go fit make person MAD

abeg no be quarrelloooooo, make una no quarrel, cheer up

Height of GLOBAL WARMING

psycho custodian interviewed the mad people in the yard to know the level of their madness.

he interviewed about six people and realized they were really mad but their was one that was looking like a normal person and he decided to interview him

psycho cust: one plus one
mad man: two
psyco cust: two plus two
mad man: four
he was very surprise and bewildered he ask further
psycho cust: four plus four
mad man: eight
psycho cust: eight plus eight
mad man: sixteen
(he was convince that probable he is back to his senses and ask further to confirm)
psycho cust: where do you got all this answers
(mad man laughs before answering)
mad man: what a wonderful question, all those answers i got it from my kidney (pointing at his head)

Q: Who left the dead rat by the kitchen side

A: IT WASN'T ME

distinkt@:
wow datz lyk real cool!we readin same books huh.u read romance books?cos i dnt do dose anymur.lmfao

praise be to God.
na waoh who dey block my post

**switch over *** now this na chatting thread no be joke again cause joke don dry 4 d poster mouth

bobjr:
https://freeimagestocks.com/content/6/dot.png

see ur teeth like that of a grass cutter .

or is it my eyes that are deceiving me cause am seeing comma there not full stop
or is the prescription over

ehen tell me something but u did not finish the statement.

this people no resemble abeg
who no get eye to take see road?
me i get i make i lead una
omo face is not long as ciara
the nose is something else
the jaw bone is yet another
but for the smile
i believe say the poster see only the smile ehn don talkam self

hahahahahahaha, see d laptop self e dey like car seat .

Kazashi:

i actually dont fink so,,,if u call diz gals ugly, where wil place d likes of CLARION CHUKWUKA, ALMIGHTY ANITTA HOGAN,thir re many others but jst to mention a few that i can recall for now, 

nai make u dey vex come dey provoke at d same time?

please that should be enough!!! ah ah what is it some of u are not as beautiful as those twins.

abeg free them jor.

monkey no fine but him mama like am. (eno mean sey aby their mamaaaaoo abeg, b/c some of una mouth no get network coverage, i no think sey afit mama them sha).

efcc u try, but Goodluck never enter seat una don dey criticize am eno go easy

WHO IS IN THE GARDEN

Leader: whose is in the Garden

N/landers: a little small boy (bashy demy)

Leader: can i come and see him

N/Landers: no-no-no-no

Leader: abeg my sister follow me (tanimz)

I REALLY LOVE THAT GAME!!!!

crazness is truly a disease @ poster, u are suffering from brainstormania

but then kudos that was funny.

u guys are education so muched dat plenty of yous dont cant kill engrish

meeeeehn i rofin dis crass, but u guyses shoulding maked me forgetting to speaked realed enkris pleases, am beged.

@El Guapo, Ur face is Fear Efe Face

have u imagining, wonderses can never be ceasing, seeing how psquare are dach me ther phones.

@ben 10, u diding even killing d engrish is it not nonsense is it nonsensing.

@Oweniwe, u dont knowing how to teaching ur poopeels u beter rewent for dat class and explaining what happenned to d * that it become eleven. because why say u dont explain ur sef so they cant understanding.

make una give EFCC breathing space jor na una type they laugh person wey dey present but wen they give una mic una go pronounce normal as mormal u all get a life. @ EFFC, the second one tight my broder no mind dem haters.

@EFCC1, your pikin fine ooooh well im tot na like father like pikin