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Jokes Etc / Re: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by flexystar(f): 5:14pm On Jul 04, 2012
nut eight nut twenty, forty, fifty, four, triple three double twenty two, four one nine

just dial the number and win free i,ooo.oo credit 2 ur account
Jokes Etc / Re: Your Face by flexystar(f): 3:02pm On Mar 27, 2012
kelevra's nonsense and madness is taken a better part of him
Literature / Re: The Cyber Lover by flexystar(f): 7:19pm On Apr 22, 2011
@ poster,
Have u in any way been to a programme or seminar where you where been thought on how to write? if not then this is very interesting, for heaven sake i thought i could write!!!! but this one is what i could not imagine although peoples thought truly differs, guy!! you have brains, u are well loaded keep it up .
Celebrities / Re: Lmao Kim K by flexystar(f): 6:56pm On Apr 12, 2011
i cant no fit laugh lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Misplaced Phone by flexystar(f): 12:27pm On Apr 08, 2011
where was the owner of that god for saken phone
Jokes Etc / Re: Wetin Concern by flexystar(f): 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2011
wetin concern snake with Snickers
wetin concern Michelle Obama with Hollandis or Judge
Wetin concern monkey with monkey coat
wetin concern mammy water with born again christian baptism
wetin concern typewriter with printer
wetin concern mosquito for zoo

a young woman sampling how her pants look like on her bre*st
Bre*st: Madam abeg shift ya hand go down wetin concern me with thing for your hand 

Wetin concern Jay Z n Lil wayn concert for christian crusade grown.
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by flexystar(f): 11:48am On Apr 08, 2011
planet:

@ poster

"My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the , " why not a change to

"My name is (Jesus Babatunde) am the , @ mscheew

whatting is those u have posting, abeg NLers who at answered this names mscheew, planet, i thinking u doesing belonging to this planet, abeg finded thy ways to Jupiter jor
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazy Husband by flexystar(f): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2011
u for don tell me since say your brother na won of the people wey one chop 9ja money for the next four years i go simply vote for u wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Nuts by flexystar(f): 11:01am On Apr 08, 2011
Studio CFR:

do i know u?
Have we met before?
Whats my offence?
Cuz i begged them not to derail my thread and that they should take a long walk if the joke aint funny - before shakaratu started throwing insult?


Why are my even wasting my time replying to your silly comment sef


investigate properly before passing your judgement ok?

Thank you.

lol, it hasn't come to that, why take it personal? it seems u have a hot temper and besides your reply is making me to lol, its kk man no hard feelings wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Men Fart More Often Than Women? by flexystar(f): 10:48am On Apr 08, 2011
Gpowered79:

So what are u guys saying about the matter, i just said women really MESS too much,

i really appreciate the fact that its a guy that notice that men fart more than women
so @Gpowered79, stop derailing the thread, just answer the question and free the women for now jor.
Jokes Etc / Re: If I Be President by flexystar(f): 6:38pm On Apr 07, 2011
Studio CFR:

where is the joke?
check under the musical equipment in ur studio (if only u gat one tongue)
Jokes Etc / Re: Nuts by flexystar(f): 6:37pm On Apr 07, 2011
@ studio, u are becoming a nuisance in this forum, i hope all is well with your moral reasoning
Jokes Etc / Re: Silly Questions, Silly Answers! Do You Think You Are Smart? by flexystar(f): 6:27pm On Apr 07, 2011
pleaseeeeeeeeee NLers this topic should be switched to Riddles because there is no joke here and the suspense is getting out of hand in other words its getting on my nerves. embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Robbing An Ibo Man! by flexystar(f): 5:27pm On Apr 07, 2011
the ibo's would love this, if na Hausa, una go sey na mumu, abeg make una f angry*k off
Jokes Etc / Re: Crazy Husband by flexystar(f): 5:20pm On Apr 07, 2011
shakara4u:

heheheheheheehhe

u need to see us(dats me n her)bak then

but we good now

jst giv her a little break,

u know ladis now

sup?howz d day goin


jackpot:

day has legs? grin

lol u guys wont kill me with laugh on naira land.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Kiss Per Yard! by flexystar(f): 1:10pm On Apr 05, 2011
CANT GET OUT. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 P.M.9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the hous, e, They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic.He wasn't supposed to sleep there. He was supposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed the, m all for making him sleep in that house
If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example 1:
A man named Stewart Read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead. Example 2: A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died.
If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' yoSee

i was told to reply or comment least i die lol cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Silly Questions, Silly Answers! Do You Think You Are Smart? by flexystar(f): 10:52am On Apr 04, 2011
make una no just burg una pretty head, at least T. Boss silly answer should fit the silly question but alas it does not fit to the poster and he is also heady in telling us the answer, am pretty sure he doesn't know the answer himself wink
Celebrities / Re: Quotes From MI by flexystar(f): 1:00pm On Apr 01, 2011
if u want to kill a rat u must know how a rat thinks (Intro-Action film)
Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose-hot Or Not? by flexystar(f): 12:10pm On Apr 01, 2011
noooooooooo shameeeeeeeee, dog don lick this girl face embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Oleku:plenty Somethin' Ice Prince No Fit Do by flexystar(f): 5:47pm On Mar 30, 2011
distinkt@:

U can't feature micheal jackson ever
u can't perform oleku at a burial
u can't ever be shorter than m.i
u can't audition 4 nigerian idol
u can never freestyle on celine dion instrumentals
u can never shoot a 'dope enuf' video 4 oleku.y?*9jerians love d song too much,even speilberg can't direct d video to their 'taste'
u can't ever be finer than jesse j/lwkm 4 diz 1
u can't ever hate on diz poster,me jst feelin myself oh,
LOL
Jokes Etc / Re: Pastor And His Church Members by flexystar(f): 4:30pm On Mar 28, 2011
chima2011:

Studio keep searching 4 d joke u may see it under your bed
lol cheesy cheesy cheesy, omo ur mouth no get lid
Celebrities / Re: Hands Down, The Best Haircut Ever! by flexystar(f): 4:11pm On Mar 28, 2011
aieromon:

Does the zip work
abeg guy, help me ask that poster lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: See Pictures Of Terry G's Mother by flexystar(f): 7:48pm On Mar 22, 2011
Ziggy Himself:

Who has gat more swag, the mom or terry g?
what are u not saying

mama gave terry off course
dat means she still gat alat of swaggs intact wink
Jokes Etc / Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2011
every body knows that she is a very good dancer
luckily there was this music by Shakira (hips dont lie) that was heating the air waves

She came around, u know the worst thing she no see any other person but me to request for money.

i was like GOD!!! WHY ME
but then as there was no vehicle then i decided to have a little fun
i asked her to dance as usual at first she resisted i assured her that there is money if only she would dance, i proceeded to bring some naira notes from my bag i saw the flash in her eyes.

She automatically began to dance.

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Jokes Etc / Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 7:01pm On Mar 22, 2011
One day i don kit up finish won travel i went to the bus stop, that very day was the big market day in our area, so i see this mad woman, me sef i no know whether our area don turn to psychiatric town whether them pack them for hilux pickup come dump for that area i no know.
Come see different tripe, u go laff tire if u see when dem dey meet
igbo: nyem miri bikonu
yoruba: kilode

but this one na very beautiful young woman and a very good dancer
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Sensible Mad Man by flexystar(f): 6:50pm On Mar 22, 2011
kay jasper:


I was driving by one day and when i got to a junction i stopped to check the road well.
There was a mad woman who was sitting there and she burst into laughter.
She said, ah ah, so you no wan die?
I start to smile at her comment and then she said again,
Mad woman dey talk,you dey laugh, .
I wipe the smile from my face and forcefully entered the road, the mad woman kept laughing at me.

what nonsense angry angry
@jasper u really for sensible people hand
mad person laugh at u, u no come down slap craze commot for eehn head make ehhn no say una medulla oblongata no dey d same 

That na small make i tell u wetin mad woman do me atleast ma own get reason why i leavam
Jokes Etc / Re: Bashys Wedding by flexystar(f): 6:41pm On Mar 22, 2011
noooo it cant be wicked only it is also blind
because u have just heard when she asked shakara4u the location of their apartment
u still dey go find love.
no worry, dey go try luck but when u go come back i believe the love go tie wrapper.
Celebrities / Re: Tom Cruises's Daughter Buying A Pe___! Call Child Services! by flexystar(f): 6:34pm On Mar 22, 2011
spikedcylinder:

Different people have different ways of bringing up their own children. The Cruises most likely have a positive attitude towards reproductive organs and see no big deal in calling a manliness a manliness.

LMLO
Jokes Etc / Re: D Good Son by flexystar(f): 5:39pm On Mar 22, 2011
snthesis:

An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply,"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here."

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Jokes Etc / Re: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by flexystar(f): 8:49pm On Mar 21, 2011
Efemena_xy:

**sniggers!** grin grin grin

**triggers** tongue tongue cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Back by flexystar(f): 3:32pm On Mar 21, 2011
sutoboy:

so na sin say i dey miss you now?
Grammatical blunder to the highest order shocked cry

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