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nut eight nut twenty, forty, fifty, four, triple three double twenty two, four one nine just dial the number and win free i,ooo.oo credit 2 ur account |
kelevra's nonsense and madness is taken a better part of him |
@ poster, Have u in any way been to a programme or seminar where you where been thought on how to write? if not then this is very interesting, for heaven sake i thought i could write!!!! but this one is what i could not imagine although peoples thought truly differs, guy!! you have brains, u are well loaded keep it up . |
i cant no fit laugh lol |
where was the owner of that god for saken phone ![]() |
wetin concern snake with Snickers wetin concern Michelle Obama with Hollandis or Judge Wetin concern monkey with monkey coat wetin concern mammy water with born again christian baptism ![]() wetin concern typewriter with printer wetin concern mosquito for zoo a young woman sampling how her pants look like on her bre*st Bre*st: Madam abeg shift ya hand go down wetin concern me with thing for your hand Wetin concern Jay Z n Lil wayn concert for christian crusade grown. |
planet:whatting is those u have posting, abeg NLers who at answered this names mscheew, planet, i thinking u doesing belonging to this planet, abeg finded thy ways to Jupiter jor |
u for don tell me since say your brother na won of the people wey one chop 9ja money for the next four years i go simply vote for u ![]() |
Studio CFR:lol, it hasn't come to that, why take it personal? it seems u have a hot temper and besides your reply is making me to lol, its kk man no hard feelings ![]() |
Gpowered79:i really appreciate the fact that its a guy that notice that men fart more than women so @Gpowered79, stop derailing the thread, just answer the question and free the women for now jor. |
Studio CFR:check under the musical equipment in ur studio (if only u gat one ) |
@ studio, u are becoming a nuisance in this forum, i hope all is well with your moral reasoning ![]() |
pleaseeeeeeeeee NLers this topic should be switched to Riddles because there is no joke here and the suspense is getting out of hand in other words its getting on my nerves. ![]() |
the ibo's would love this, if na Hausa, una go sey na mumu, abeg make una f *k off |
shakara4u: jackpot:lol u guys wont kill me with laugh on naira land. |
CANT GET OUT. READ ON OR DIE TONIGHT AT 10:35 P.M.9 years ago a person named Jerry got dared to sleep in a house that was belived haunted.The next day his friends waited for him out side the hous, e, They had to go inside and search for him. They went through every room exept the attic.He wasn't supposed to sleep there. He was supposed to sleep in the living room they went into the attic. They saw Jerry's corpse and they just left because they were scared. But that night they all died because of their friend. He killed the, m all for making him sleep in that house If you don't send this to 11 comments you will die tonight by Jerry. Example 1: A man named Stewart Read this and didn't believe it. He shut off his computer and went through his day. That night while he was in bed he heard something outside of his door. He got up to look. And now he's dead. Example 2: A Girl named Haley Read this in the morning and she got scared but she didn't send it. She wanted to know if it was true. She went to school (She was only 13 years old) and that night she died. If you don't post this on 11 comments tonight Jerry will 'visit' yoSee i was told to reply or comment least i die lol ![]() |
make una no just burg una pretty head, at least T. Boss silly answer should fit the silly question but alas it does not fit to the poster and he is also heady in telling us the answer, am pretty sure he doesn't know the answer himself ![]() |
if u want to kill a rat u must know how a rat thinks (Intro-Action film) |
noooooooooo shameeeeeeeee, dog don lick this girl face ![]() |
distinkt@:LOL |
chima2011:lol , omo ur mouth no get lid |
aieromon:abeg guy, help me ask that poster lol ![]() |
Ziggy Himself:what are u not saying mama gave terry off course dat means she still gat alat of swaggs intact ![]() |
every body knows that she is a very good dancer luckily there was this music by Shakira (hips dont lie) that was heating the air waves She came around, u know the worst thing she no see any other person but me to request for money. i was like GOD!!! WHY ME but then as there was no vehicle then i decided to have a little fun i asked her to dance as usual at first she resisted i assured her that there is money if only she would dance, i proceeded to bring some naira notes from my bag i saw the flash in her eyes. She automatically began to dance. (continue from next reply) |
One day i don kit up finish won travel i went to the bus stop, that very day was the big market day in our area, so i see this mad woman, me sef i no know whether our area don turn to psychiatric town whether them pack them for hilux pickup come dump for that area i no know. Come see different tripe, u go laff tire if u see when dem dey meet igbo: nyem miri bikonu yoruba: kilode but this one na very beautiful young woman and a very good dancer (continue from another reply) |
kay jasper:what nonsense ![]() @jasper u really for sensible people hand mad person laugh at u, u no come down slap craze commot for eehn head make ehhn no say una medulla oblongata no dey d same That na small make i tell u wetin mad woman do me atleast ma own get reason why i leavam |
noooo it cant be wicked only it is also blind because u have just heard when she asked shakara4u the location of their apartment u still dey go find love. no worry, dey go try luck but when u go come back i believe the love go tie wrapper. |
spikedcylinder:LMLO |
snthesis: |
Efemena_xy:**triggers** ![]() |
sutoboy:Grammatical blunder to the highest order |

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*k off
