₦airaland Forum

Dollyak:
This is great news

you clearly don't know what "great" is..

what's great here now?

why kind country be this sef..

Umar abi wetin be d name.. should just jail all of them

so annoying

Chai!

see Naija Commonwealth wey some selfish people go launder..

wealth enough to make us buy PMS at no price atal in fuel stations, build refineries & provide good health care facilities..

and some people say they are praying/ preaching

smh.. who's fooling who?

FG should close down the court..

what nonsense

favoured234:
Unique ... I like camo

but both of them don't necessarily have to be in the military na

na mumu dem go born shey

DivaFiva:
I'm about to attempt to persuade our men to subscribe to the feminist ideology. Sorry it's kinda lengthy

Assumptions: An already thriving economy

1. Reduced Malnutrition and Child-Hunger: When more mothers become salary earners, it is no surprise that kids tend to eat better. As a man, seeing your kids healthy and agile, especially when it causes less strain to your pocket should be a welcomed relief. You were once a kid, think of all the things your mother bought in periods she had more than enough. Unless your mum was deadbeat or abusive, the gain was shared by her and her kids and usually the gain was better food or cooking equipment.

2. More Productivity: The idea that "women are worth less" begins from childhood but it begins to resonate with us as teenager( which by the way is one of the worst periods we face due to hormonal changes and insecurities attached) and as young adults we already believe that so, we act accordingly. In secondary school, a lot of us can attest to the fact that more often than not that more girls were top of the class. In the university however, we lose trail. If women are taught to be more confident in their abilities, we create a more productive economy.

3. Shared responsibility: Believe it or not a lot of Nigerian women are not comfortable asking their significant order for money EVERY little thing. Some of you guys actually love and crave being the SOLE provider because of the power and control ( it gives) over someone else's life especially when they get a good enough pay. With equality, abusive partners lose that power as well...The power that keeps the woman silent in pain. Slowly but surely, men may never have to pay for wives because it sorta cheapens our worth especially when men literally take bride-prices to mean ownership.

4. Freedom of Expression: Some men would love to be as you are... Wear whatever (pink jeans), talk however (loud talkers who smack their lips) even in adult hood without being looked down on or referred to as a "woman" as though it is derogatory. Some men are natural CAREGIVERS who would be satisfied being a nurse, a cook or a stay-at-home parent but society would not let them be great. When women are equal, gender lines are blurred a bit and people are more likely to come around to accepting you for who you are.

5. Your daughters: As at now, it may be convenient for you to say "Men are superior" until your daughter pick up the equality struggle from where older women (and men alike) left off. It's time we make progress with this and that's if we want to eventually be a highly functional society that makes the best out of majority of her citizens both men and women.

6. End of Hypermasculinity: Most men would rather just be masculine rather than going through the trouble of proving that they are "MEN" over and over again. I know it can be exhaustive, trying to hold back tears when what you really feel like it is to cry and feel better afterwards. I know it is harder for some men to ask for help because of the EGO and hyper-masculinity urges. Some of our men would grow up thinking it is manly to frown and play less so your kids can respect you. Yeah..(:|) try FEAR! When they grow old, they tend to resent he father more often for the scars he caused them.

When I heard about the gender equality bill that was declined, my heart sunk but I needed to get the word across so we can know.

Oya add your two cents...or even add to the list.

you better be careful and stay where you are..

I dnt want to read in News about how you got kidnapped, converted to islam & married off to an emir

just live your life abeg.. we have men that respect women and those that don't (eg. Dino Maleye and his fellow "paraga joint chit chat" colleagues)

no bill can change their mindset... not in this present date & time

bishopken:
D-flowered a 16 year old and you're bold to make it public you must be stupid.

16yrs is d cut-off age.. once a girl is sixteen forget it

area boys go sha find way open her eye..

I've seen younger girls have affair with 30+ men (not against their wish)

so what are you saying?

LMAO @ yoyo bitters

Aunty Toyin.. wetin go come satiafy you

abi na burantashi you want?

Chascop:
I'll be the last to utter vulgar language/words against a man of God.

*mouth sealed*

utter jooor..

who go hold you

it's a free world.. isn't it?

fallout87:
Lies. Was forex corruption created years ago? How about inconclusive elections leading to bloodshed?

Oil is scacre but the same people whi make up APC are the same ones led by Tinubu to vote against removal of oil subsidy when GEJ was in office years ago.

These people are dishonest and unserious. Corruption is even highet and stealing is still going on.

did you read the writeup atal?

or you just have comprehension problems.. which one?

no be by force to comment na

fashoo2010:
Imagine.... I dont think anyone should take this Aluko man serious again... He has no integrity at all

you see?

that's what fayose had as plan.. to discredit Aluko

buh d deed has already been done.. and I'm sure Aluko won't see him (fayose) again.

He shouldn't av gone for d meeting in d first place sef

smh for d ex-lawmaker.. greed and stomach infrastructure don make him sell his birth right

how old is fayose to be postrated for.. what does he amount to in yorubaland? NOTHING

larisoft:
Did you know that flashshare has access to

1. Read all the text messages in your phone
2. Send messages from your phone when they want to?
3. Read your contacts list
4. Read your call log
5. Edit your call log (Making it look like you called or were called by someone)
6. Get full list of all the apps you have installed in your phone
7. Control other apps in your phone

Yes!

If you have the software called FLASH SHARE right now on your phone, then you should know that all the secrets you thought you had on your phone are sitting on someone's computers!!!

FLASH SHARE is given to you for free, but in exchange for that, they take all data about you on your phone, and sell it to anyone that is interested in finding out about you.

if you are still in doubt, open your phone settings, go to apps, open flash share, scroll down to see the permissions of this app.

You will see all the things this app can take from your phone without prompting you for permission.

If you are using your phone for anything classified whatsoever. UNINSTALL FLASH SHARE NOW!!!!

Woooow!

Xender nko?

slapandfall:
Lols..

Nigerian girls sha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But the guy too is a badt guy..

LMAO @ ur meme

obinrin like owo gaan... shey you no know?

what causes that appendicitis sef

that stuff scares me alot.. and I see most people do d surgery like it's nothing

na oloshii some people be aswear.. Nigerians no dey normal atal

and the guy in d first pix fit her spec diee.. LMFAO

shey na chinese prepare d food ni?

full lizatd for that matter

IPOD shey una don see am?

no be sere sere o ..

ya'll better be warned

nawa o..

so na 'babymama' be d new trend

na that chidinma I just pity

goldbim:
I pity that bridesmaid .she go soo waka ehn.

as fuel no come dey nko?

she even looks tired already.. na 'true' friend be that

I sure say if na you.. you go don run commot

omo.. e be like say na all Naija polithievecians dey involved o..

Atiku, Ibb, GEJ and co. still pending

I trust Bubu 101% (integrity baba ) and Jagaban (too smart to be framed)

let's just watch as it all unfolds... EFCC jope say una dey warm up

it's actually funny how thus exam malpractice thing works..

back then in uni.. there was this guy (claiming soji guy) who brought his dept.'s exam questions & answers for that day to my room for my room mates (his coursematea).

you wouldn't bliv they crammed both questns and answers like 4 times bfor going to sit for d exam..

when results came out, d soji guy had 'F' while d other two wereys (my roommates) had one 'D' & d other 'E'.. come see beef

beautyfunke:
Igbo cant rule Nigeria because of LOVE OF MONEY

Don't say that..

I will vote for one with credible past (probably schooled abroad or somtin).. just that the credible ones don't go into politics

they prefer to stay lowkey, read books and all.. na d dull rich ones full their politics

I love yeebos (forget bigo*ry).. more reason why I can't afford to see them leave

d "South" bond strong I guess

Saraki should just resign..

dunno why Africans lack integrity and self-respect.. not just Nigeria, buh blacks generally

they no just get shame

I remember repogirl pointing somthing like this out to someone the other day..

these Pastors are humans too with tendency to commit.. they are not saints

sad how Nigerians worship most of them and do exactly what they say without querying them one bit

ehix89:
That sh!t is tasteless, dnt know how I managed to enjoy it as a baby

add milo na

you knw it's undiluted.. fura da nunu

ukwu yen maddding

nice one Harry song

charisma1:
he is on point JUST HAPPENED IN LAGOS.
..
It happened in Lagos 2days ago. I heard it
yesterday
at lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively standing along the road.
She was just too sexy to be overlooked. He
picked her
up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he
was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like
a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of
having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons
talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door
and
found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help
and
banged the door. The pythons got to him and
jumps to
strike him. ""
""
Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed
but
couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark. The lights were switched
off......He felt
something cold touching his body. He searched
with
his hands and it felt like a cylinder
with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow his
head.
He touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because
if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva
will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully.
He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake
was too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth
and
discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an
empty bottle and smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help. He dashed out of
the
hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife
was asleep already. He crawled into the bed
beside his wife and slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife
has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how he
stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He
went straight to the hotel room and found his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he
realised they were all in the same secret cult.
They stood up and watch him without saying a
word.
""
""
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
that ** I don't just know
how I will end this FAKE
STORY... ****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in LAGOS my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way
of saying *be careful in life*
Did i really pulled ur legs? Abeg no vex. But una
too
like story o! Lolz.

I swear dem suppose tie you down come flog hell out of you..

got me there sha

at least d man enjoy life small.. d rest is nothing actually

afterall all man must die.. vahla * * * o ti ye e

repogirl:
There's just something sexy about a man in a uniform.


(Nor be those twenty naira police uniform o)!

yeah..

you're right, they get d respect, girls & virtually everything they want

Army most times and senior police officers

jnizzle:
He is a Lieutenant in the nigerian army

Whaaaaat!

are you serious?.. see me o

@OP gallant soldier.. I salute you (Maximum respect)

dejianu:
Lol... officer or cadet , U prefer camou hmmm bros dis is a ceremonial dress

Ok.. I get now

jnizzle:
Every branch of the military has a ceremonial wear, including the police, this is the ceremonial wear for the nigerian army.

Ok.. now I get

so what branch is the OP in.. and what rank